The Internet is a vast, all-encompassing morass of porn and funny references to that time when Howard Dean yelled out really loud. (That was hilarious!) Through our time on the internet, We here at The Daily POS have learned a great deal, and most importantly, found time to steal ideas from SomethingAwful.com and make them not as good.

Each whenever, We will hold our characteristic wild and crazy conversations based on a different wheneverly theme. You will read them and laugh at the funny Internet pictures/songs/flash files we've found.

A name is an important part of any cleverly written article, so after shuffling through our idea banks and attempting to hijack a shipment of jokes from 4chan to YTMND, we decided on what is perhaps the most descriptive name of all:

DANGER: Coral Mayhem.

~Wally

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I think anyone who has seen this section by now knows what ungodly horrors lay within but if you are new to POS and Coral mayhem please realize this section is about the mocking of all things dumb and sick on the internet. There is highly disturbing and sometimes downright sick images inside this section so rather than make a big  "BEWARE" on every update I think I'll just post the beware permanently here.

BE FUCKING WARE: If you are squeamish or have nightmares easy, If you have a childhood involving awesome tv shows and games, If you are underage and have parents who worry about you reading Harry Potter since it may be satanic, If you have emotions like a human being, If you have a soul. For god sakes turn back. You are about to enter the den of the Internet at its worst.

Welcome to Coral Mayhem

~Rick

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Note: For past installments, the archive index can be found at the bottom of this page. Just hit the handy "end" key to get there!

That's not pineapple...



Saber: hey static we get to put our art critic hats on
Ben: yum yum
Saber: that's not chocolate!
SK: thats not a strawberry!
Static: THAT IS MUD
Saber: THAT'S NOT MUD
Soap: that is clearly pineapple...
Rick: why is their head so phallic phuntimes

Ben: pale = yellow
SK: They look like simpsons characters covered in powder

Ben: is light looking at us
Static: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT BUT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW IT
Static: PS L totally as a screwed up left shoulder there

Soap: So yeah guys, I've never seen Death Note. Is this canon?

Saber: the little hearts
Saber: in the background
Saber: I love how they actually are on top of the characters at points
Static: BLUR TOOL GO GO GO
SK: His hair...its leaking color into his hoodie!
Static: Also I can imagine the artist going, "Layers?  What are those?"

SK: I like the character on the left's expression, "Oh, I see you're eating a strawberry. Mind if I join you?"

Rick: poop is fun for the whole family appearently

Soap: I like how they made stained glass out of hearts.
Static: That's stained glass?
Soap: Of course it is!
Ben:
Rick: You know they are in love because of the fabulous heart heart heart background
Static: I thought those were mindless scribbles
Static: My bad
Soap: Static, your abilities to interpret art have faded...
SK: Hearts indicate love
SK: Like my heart exploding; it means im exploding with love.
Rick: Oh god so this is what a HEART ATTACK is like
SK: ART ATTACK :aughaguhga:

Ben: remember: when to male characters are rivals, they secretly love each other
Ben: point in case: zoro and sanji
Saber: god dammit ben

Soap: So, the strawberry. It seems kind of suspended between their mouths while not really being in either.
Static: Why is one dude eating the stem?

SK: his cheek is leaking into his hair
SK: oh jesus the world is blurring itself away
Soap: its chocolate is leaking into his mouth
Static: His everything is leaking into everywhere
Soap: the dskajfdaslkjfhaskdfhsdklagf is leaking from the arhergehreahgaherhgh

Saber: his facial expression
Saber: they had to drug him to get him to pose for this
Soap: brb gonna write the artist's name in the death note notebook

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I don't recall these two characters...



Ben: ughhhh
Ben: ugghghghhghhghhhh
Static: SON OF A BITCH
Static: HIS X IS THE WRONG COLOR
SK: way to go, black chopper!
Soap: So yeah guys, I've never seen One Piece. Is this canon?

Saber: the upshot is that it doesn't look like robin
Saber: at all

Rick: Fun for a boy!
Rick: Its a fun bag!
Rick: Lets all have fun!

Static: I have no idea if I should be mad about shoes or not
Static: Damn you, artist
SK: Teasing static with the thought of shoes
SK: A devious act O_O

Ben: those are some pretty gross tits there robin...
Rick: her body is made of porridge

Saber: THE WRONG ANTLER IS BROKEN
Saber: WHY IS THAT WHAT I'M MOST MAD ABOUT
Ben: OH GOD
SK: My god you're all 200$-cosplay-level fanboys in comparison to me.

Soap: I like how he's licking her belly button instead of the more obvious place.
Soap: Clearly this picture is not mainstream.
Soap: Way to fuck the establishment, man.

Rick: he's just trying to hide in her
Rick: but he got the wrong orifice!
SK: THE VAGINA TASTES LIKE CANDY? ~~~

Static: A detailed vagina just doesn't look right next to a cartoon reindeer no matter what you do

Saber: I believe that a common theme in chopper porn is that he doesn't know how sex works
Soap: I believe a common theme is why the hell do you know how chopper porn usually is

Ben: seriously the fucking antler
Saber: that seriously pisses me of more than the entire picture
Static: That pisses you off but not the X?
Static: The X is what is pissing me off

Saber: somehow I stumbled on this robin chopper fanfic
Rick: "Somehow" I stumbled upon being satan
Saber: and like
Saber: she kisses him
Saber: and he cums immediately
Ben: ummmm as a doctor wouldn't it be really hard for chopper to not know what sex is?

SK: Robin's expression is all 'awww so cute'
Saber: this is less "nico robin" and more "some villian from a magical girl anime"

Kenny: Hey
Kenny: Did I miss much
SK: nope, second image
SK: your thoughts and we move on
Kenny: What the shit
SK: EXCELLENT, MOVING ON

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Revenge of Water Orgasms



SK: Masterbatin and Squirtin
Ben: wh
Static: wh
Saber: I just
Saber: yeah
Saber: wh

Ben: "hey, what are you doing there?"
Ben: that's what I say when I see a guy draping his penis over the side of a boat and into the water

Static: Uh
Static: I'm gonna go make mac and cheese
Static: And repress this memory
Soap: be sure to use some good noodles.
SK: Static, I'm sorry
SK: But it's true
SK: Rick loves nothing more to 'hang out with his wang out' in the city pond
Soap: Be sure to put the noodles in the water to cook them.
Saber: okay soap
Saber: fuck you
Saber: fuck you forever

Kenny: I have either read this doujin or one with the exact same concept before
Saber: kenny what the hell is wrong with you
SK: Oooh
SK: It's called "Orange Pie"
SK: its a large collection of One Piece fan comics
Ben: i think i've heard of that
Soap: as in, "orange you glad to be a one piece fan"
Kenny: Orange Pie I do know about and have in fact read some parts of.
SK: except instead of beating bad guys and getting treasure
SK: its about Nami getting raped
SK: And smilin' all the way!

Ben: "I guess I can understand" lol what
Ben: "i can understand how letting your penis hang into the water is masturbating"
Rick: Hey nami can I have a tangerine from your tangerine tree???

Saber: where is nami and why is beauty from bobobo-bo-bobo-bo hanging out with luffy

Saber: look at his mouth
Saber: now really can you honestly say that your love for one piece didn't go down just a little bit

Soap: Think about that last panel. If he got an erection, his dick would totally spring up and smack Nami in the face.
Ben: oh god he's cumming
Ben: while he's sitting there explaining the technical aspects of how this works, he is orgasming

SK: this is also how luffy fishes

Rick:  guess he sure is Pumping that water huh
Saber: oh god rick
Saber: mizu luffy
Rick: hahahaha
Saber: THIS IS HOW HE REALLY BEAT CROCODILE

Static: I'm back
Static: But I don't want to be

Static: Okay so what would happen if a fish went to take a bite out of that, thinking it to be bait?
Ben: even better probably
Ben: he'd like it even more
SK: the fish would be inflated with cum...hotest thing EVER.
* SK pukes
Rick: Itoi's bass fisherman game is what happens

Saber: the only good thing about this
Saber: is that gear 3 doesn't work for his penis
Saber: since it involves bones
Ben: lol
Ben: boners count
Saber: ooohhhhhh
Rick: Yohohoho bone joke

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becouse hi is so evil



SK: I had to, just had to :|
Ben: wh
Static: Is she puking maggots?
Saber: what is fucking her
SK: It's Jedah's penis.
Ben: scale penis...
Saber: and um
Soap: A penis... made of eggs? Maggots?
Saber: no wait
Kenny: Uh
Soap: I don't even know.

SK: His penis is those Willy Wonka sticks covered in nerds
Ben: oh god there's thorns in the head
Ben: oh god
Ben: oh god

Saber: those stripes on her chest are PART OF HER BODY
Saber: right?
Saber: so like
Saber: is her carapace peeling back
SK: if that were true, this wouldnt be awesome porn, now would it?
Soap: Q-Bee is just a cosplayer.

Soap: So yeah guys, I've never seen Darkstalkers. Is this canon?
Static: It totally is canon dude
SK: pretty close...

Static: Is she missing her arm in the last panel?
Ben: why is it bent
Ben: why is it bent
Saber: she's melting
Saber: SHE IS MELTIIINNNNGGGG

Rick: Good old stuff SK likes I've purposely never gotten into just for the reason of not wanting to be effected by porn of it times
Ben: *affected rick, afftected
Rick: Bent Gayman
Ben: i have to focus on rick's grammar to take my mind off this

SK: Jedah is just a sack full of maggots
SK: He is Oogie Boogie, but of rape
Static: Let's not bring Oogie into this
Static: I wish to cherish something of my childhood before you assholes ruined it

Soap: Look at that big ESCORIA signature. This guy is really fucking proud of what he just drew.
Ben: does the "99" mean it was drawn in 1999?
Ben: parhaps... he graduated in '99?
Ben: making him like 30 or something

SK: Static, do these gradients make you want to impale yourself
Static: These ______ make me want to impale myself
Kenny: Welcome to the internet

SK: Sad fact: Krem had to point out that was Jedah, I didn't even notice
SK: I'm a pretty big failure as a fanboy

Saber: KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS, THROW AWAY THE KEY, RAPE HIS BUTT FOR 30 YEARS, SEE IF HE LOVES ME
Saber: hey static I wrote a song
Rick: POOR JACK
Static: Well
Static: I uh
Static: Vomitted

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IT'S COWARD RAPING TIME!



Soap: THIS IS MY WEAPON.

SK: The soldier's quote is my response to this image.

Rick: Ahahahahaha'
Rick: thats pretty funny

Static: SHOES
Static: WHY THE HELL DO THEY GOT SHOES
SK: Geez, Static, they're not even having sex, calm down
Static: ASRGOIAHERIGOAHERIGLAUHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Saber: IT COST 3 DAYS OF SEMEN TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
Saber: IT COST 3 DAYS OF SEMEN TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
Saber: IT COST 3 DAYS OF SEMEN TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS
Saber: IT COST 3 DAYS OF SEMEN TO FIRE THIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS

Ben: he looks like he's sticking his finger into his penis...

Rick: Looks like the soldier is showing off both his helmets!
SK: his finger is getting, like, sucked into his penis

* Ben has bid farewell cruel world

Saber: HEY
Saber: WHO TOUCHED MY GUN
SK: He named it Sasha...O_O

Rick: The perfect thing is if the spy placed a sapper on it
Rick: and a penis health meter ticked away on his cock

SK: I wonder what his unlockable weapon is...

Kenny: But, yeah. It's pretty hard to top what the soldier is saying there.

Static: The medic's totally nearby to help the heavy
Rick: MEDI-COCK
SK: He 'loves' this doctor.
Kenny: His penis has been supercharged

Saber: I think that someone is going to get torn a structurally superfluous new behind

Saber: dig his right arm
Saber: the forearm especially
Saber: it's like
Saber: a slab

SK: GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
SK: GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
SK: GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

Kenny: There is no way that thing could ever have fit in his pants
Saber: he just unequips it
Kenny: Ooooooh.

Kenny: THIS PENIS
Kenny: IS THE PENIS THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

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IT'S COWARD RAPING TIME!



Rick: ya-ha!!!!
SK: YA HAAAA
Ben: YA-HAAAA

Saber: the thing is
Saber: this isn't unrealistic
Saber: it's not even out of character
Ben: is he making her call sena just for the lols?

Soap: So yeah guys, I've never seen Eyeshield 21. Is this canon?

SK: Look at her tits man, they're going fucking everywhere

Static: Nice motion blurs
Static: Also HELL YES NO SHOES

Saber: I
Saber: HAVE
Saber: A
Saber: MENTAL PICTURE
Saber: EVERYONE
SK: Oh god
SK: shut up
SK: please
SK: shut up
Saber: REMOVE HER FROM THE IMAGE
Static: Uh let's not
Rick: NOOOOO
Saber: REPLACE HER WITH KURITA
Ben: lol
Ben: oh wow
Rick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111
Ben: hahahaha
SK: Ooooooh
SK: Myyyyyo
SK: ogdodgogdojadifjgiafdg
Kenny: I have no idea what that means.

Ben: what do you think sena is saying?

SK: So I'm lovin' "Dirtstache" Musashi over there.
Ben: musashi is just like "hmmmm"
SK: "Dirtstache, shaven, uninterested in the rape in front of him" Musashi
Saber: musashi is going "so I guess her betting on red was a bad move"

Static: Krem pointed out nearby that the boobs are going in two different directions
Static: We need some theories
Static: I'm thinking the JFK theory of physics
Rick: MAGIC BOOB THEORY
Saber: they're prehensile
Ben: perhaps musashi is working on a theory about it himself

SK: wait so he unbuttoned her shirt THROUGH her apron?
SK: What the fuck?
Ben: haha oh wow the apron
Kenny: Naked apron!
Saber: he can probably unbutton shirts with his mind

Ben: seriously is hiruma getting off to forcing her to talk to sena while he fucks her or something?
Saber: he's hiruma man
SK: How can you 'pretend' you're not getting raped
SK: Soap, I guess me and you will have to test this theory
Soap: whatttt
SK: Come at me, hard as you can, man
Rick: GRape Ape

Kenny: Also is that guy an elf or something
Ben: no, a demon
Rick: He's a demon
Kenny: Why am I not the least bit surprised
Saber: he's also a good guy
Ben: most evil good guy ever

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SEX O MATIC



Ben: oh godddddddddd
Ben: what
Static: What the shit am I looking at?
Saber: I'm sorry what
Saber: is this vivi?
Ben: oh my god what

Rick: must be cold out
Rick: you can see her breath
Rick: also I suddenly have a craving for some 2% Milk

Saber: what the hell is she sitting on
SK: its like the automatic sex machine...with balls. lots of balls.
Saber: IT LOOKS LIKE AN ORDEAL OF BALLS
Saber: THIS IS VIVI'S OPINION OF PRIEST SATORI
SK: I'm imagining its a conveyor covered in balls
SK: 'sex chair of the future'

Kenny: I can't figure out that expression
Ben: oh goddddd the expression
Kenny: Also machinegun boobs
Ben: my boobs are machine guns

SK: with her arms you'd assume she's chained up or something
SK: which makes the most puzzle part about this image the situation
Ben: imagine she isn't
Saber: she looks like she's screaming with extaxy
Saber: extasy
Saber: I can't spell
Saber: whatever
Ben: imagine she's actually holding her arms like that
SK: that means shes going "YAAAY BALLS!!!"
Saber: she's actually doing the satori laugh
Static: What makes this image interesting: Add in war sound effects like "RATATATATATATATATAT"

SK: BOY OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE BALLS!!!

Rick: she's having a squirt gun fight with mizu luffy

Static: Is she cold?  Why is her breath showing?
Static: Oh
Static: Screw you Rick
Rick: sorry
Rick: Im busy with sex ball machine

SK: shes excreteing so much liquid, some of it turned to gas and escaped out her mouth
Static: Why is her belly button so far up?
Saber: navel navel no mi
Rick: Thats just a knife wound static
SK: I'll show YOU a knife wound
* SK impalement

Ben: STOP FIGHTING
Ben: STOP FIGHTING
Ben: STOP FIGHTING
Ben: STOP FIGHTING

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Floormaster



Ben: where is that cock coming from
SK: Because it totally looks like shes taking a shit
Saber: buggy
Saber: buggy
Saber: it's buggy
Static: The floor is fucking her?
SK: Robin can create OTHER body parts...

Soap: The blurred censorship + the public hair =

SK: Let the bodies hit the floor.
Rick: Its like those wall hands in zelda
Rick: only WALL COCK

Ben: I love her expression
Ben: it's all "HUUUUURRRRRRFFFFF!!!!"

Saber: is she cumming soap

SK: Also its just a cold day in One Piece Hentai Land
Kenny: They're in the sex club at Drum Island

Saber: hey guess what she's saying
Saber: "That's sexual harassment"
Kenny: "SEXUAL HARASSMENT"
SK: I think what I'M doing by showing you guys this stuff is Sexual Harassment...
Kenny: Coral Mayhem is sexual harassment by definition

Saber: her feet
Saber: are
Saber: bigger
Saber: than
Saber: her
Saber: head
Ben: oh god her left foot
Static: One
Static: foot
Static: is
Static: bigger
Static: than
Static: the
Static: other
Kenny: :inflatedfoot:
SK: i think the same can be said about her boobs
SK: maybe the dick is inflation...
Kenny: Her boobs were always like that.

Rick: the stench from Static's nasty mac and cheese is making me far sicker than these images
Rick: something is wrong with me

SK: btw
SK: "Karifa"
Ben: karifa
SK: karifa

Saber: hey static
Static: Yes?
Saber: what's coming out her vagina looks a lot like milk
Static: Milk
Static: Duh
Saber: how delicious is your mac and cheese now
Static: I'm used to it really
Static: Too much Coral
Saber: you're used to vag-milk?
SK: Static started substituting vaginal fluids for milk YEARS ago, man
Static: Totally dude

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DEED ZAT ZTEENG? SAWWWRIE!



Kenny: ...wait.
Kenny: What.
Static: This art movement shall now be called "wh"
SK: "wh" - POS on the internet
Ben: oh god what is this
Saber: SWIRLYPITS
Saber: SWIRLYPITS
Saber: SWIRLYPITS
SK: His pits are going all Sanji on us

Soap: medick
SK: cocktor

Rick: man this medic really has a disarming personality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOHOHOHO

Soap: So, I can't really tell what is going on here but it looks a lot like healing to me.
Soap: You know, health restoration.
Kenny: There is nothing in this picture that makes sense.
Soap: The medic is making somebody feel better.

Saber: he's a small part of all of us
Saber: deep down
Saber: we are all this man
Kenny: How fucking zen.

Soap: Sucks to be on red team! Ha, ha, ha!

SK: Imagine, this is really what happens while you're waiting to respawn

Static: Okay now this image makes me lose my appetite

Rick: DANKE MY LITTLE HARD HATTED FRIEND~ Medic on his cock

Ben: oh god i'm afraid that he's going to stab his dick with the needle that makes me so afraid ;___;

Saber: I was picking a scab when this image came up
Saber: I stopped
Rick: I was breathing when this image came up
Rick: I stopped
SK: I was living when this image came up
SK: Why haven't I stopped.

Saber: he's probably going to sew his penis into the wound
Saber: it's holistic medicine
Kenny: I'll just pretend I never saw that

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SCIIIENCE!



Ben: wh
Saber: wh
Static: Uh what?
Saber: I don't actually get this one
Ben: is it paula?
Ben: my next question is
Ben: why
Rick: recycling
Ben: why
Ben: why

Soap: HOW U BOUND
SK: pun intended

SK: So guys, I haven't played Earthbound. Is this canon?

SK: I think shes going to be force fed her own bodily fluids
SK: ...or have sex with her own vomit...
SK: Fuck I dunno.
Ben: oh god this really bothers me

Soap: I don't recall seeing this in that little cabin in Peaceful Rest Valley.
Soap: Must have happened earlier.
Kenny: Either that
Kenny: Or in the department store
SK: Imagine how the Dept Spook got her to vomit/jizz/piss herself there...

Static: Rick is now reduced to covering his head with a blanket on the floor
Static: Thanks, Coral Mayhem
Saber: a picture should be taken of this
Saber: and that is how sk should censor this image

Saber: is there snot coming from her nonexistant nostrils
Ben: those are tears
Ben: why is this happening

Soap: Well, guys, I do have to be up kind of early.
Soap: Now that I know for sure I'll be able to sleep
Soap: it's time to get crackin!
* Soap Quit (Quit: gotta streak)

Saber: HE RAN AWAY
SK: 2L84U
SK: I guess the rest of you will just have to suffer without your cuddlebuddy soap
Ben: oh how many more images are there anyway
Ben: i do need to go to bed...
SK: 3 more
Kenny: I'm also heading to bed right when we're done
Rick: uh oh
Rick: GOTTA SPEED UP
Saber: fuck you rick oh god

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A Look Behind the Scenes...



Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kenny: Alright, I know I've seen this one before
Rick: hAHAHAHAHA
Saber: what the hell?
Ben: MR. TAGAKAKI
Ben: NOOOOOOOO
Ben: BAD DOG
Rick: ZJSH NBAVABJ
Rick: Mr Tatakitchi!

Saber: I didn't know vagina has little nubbins inside
Kenny: Silly Osaka
SK: Haha, good thing I'm immune to this image, seeing as how I've never see this anime
SK: Hm, oh wait, dog penis
* SK dies

Ben: wait why censor the general area and then show an in-depth picture

Saber: osaka porn is like
Saber: a special level of twisted
Kenny: Osaka is a special level of twisted
Ben: "ohhhh, I know about the internet"
Rick: Osaka: Huh? .... *whoooosh*

SK: Do dog penis usually look like overcooked hotdogs...
SK: ...hot...dogs...
SK: ...oh fucking A.
Ben: HOT DAWG
Rick: BONE JOOOOKE

Saber: no seriously what the fuck
Saber: do vaginas have little nubbins inside
Saber: I'm a virgin I don't know
Kenny: Ask Static
Rick: Guys
Rick: Im making her wash dishes since she is a woman
SK: We're not moving until Static sees this image.
Saber: fuck I'm looking this up
Saber: ...
Saber: that does in fact seem to be an especially small and...out of place cervix

SK: Villi People Part 2
SK: Awww, if soap were around

Kenny: Also this does in fact seem like something Osaka would do because her mind works in mysterious ways
SK: I seriously have to wonder how the dog managed to get her into this position.
SK: Took off her pants and everything
Kenny: Nah I think it's voluntary
SK: "I think the dog wants me to undress...OH GOD!"

Static: I hate you guys
SK: Static, aren't you happy?
SK: Aren't you SO HAPPY?
Static: No
Static: I hate every single one of you bastards and hope you die
SK: I'm DYING of happiness!!!

Kenny: I've seen weirder in terms of Azumanga porn really
SK: you would

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I'm feeling great this week!



Saber: okay now this is just funny
Kenny: This one I have also seen before

SK: IN TODAYS EPISODE OF ONE PIECE:
SK: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
Static: Where's Waldo?  Only with dicks

SK: Nami's face is all "AND IT CAN ALL BE YOURS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 29.99!!!"
Ben: special guest star: usopp's nose

Rick: wow
Rick: GUYS
Rick: I HAVE A IMAGE FOR YOU
Rick: YOU ALL KNOW TIMED SPRINKLERS THAT ALL TURN ON VIA TIMERS
SK: Rick
SK: No
SK: Bad Admin
Rick: PICTURE A LAWN FULL OF THEM ONLY THEY ARE THESE
SK: Bad, bad admin
Static: At least we know a fire won't take out this ship

Ben: heyyyy, where's brook?!!?
SK: Poor Usopp is looking lonely over there

Saber: so
Saber: how much cola does this attack use
SK: he converts jizz into cola so its a neverending cycle

Saber: WAIT NO
Saber: THAT'S CHOPPER OVER THERE
Saber: THAT'S FUCKING REINDEER COCK
Ben: not furry enough...
Ben: the body...

SK: I'm disappointed Frankys penis isnt a tiny robotic one
Rick: Franky penis should have a number on it
Kenny: COUP DE... CUM!

Saber: when he takes four rumble balls
Saber: he gains Schlong Point

SK: WHY ARE SO MANY UTTERLY RANDOM THINGS BLURRED
SK: that makes no sense aerjgrajeipghrjijaeger

Kenny: ...
Kenny: I just now noticed he is screwing her knee
SK: her boob is made of jello, btw

Saber: sanji must be bottom right
Kenny: No
Saber: he likes feet you know
Ben: that's usopp
Kenny: That's Usopp
Ben: see the nose?
Saber: oh THAT'S what that is
Kenny: There is a person boning Robin from behind
Ben: ohhh there's sanji
Ben: he's doing robin too
SK: My god this is turned from "oh god horrible porn" to "oh god who is who"

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I KNOW, IT'S DAVID!



Ben: uhh
SK: HINT: its titled "Hirusena"
Saber: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH
Saber: WQEGEWRHGWEQWGTHEYHYHERHQWEGWTHREWEQWEGGRE
Saber: wWTHREHW$TH@! H@V!Y^ ^Y^!B^B@ V^$Fr4t6
Saber: hv4h
Saber: 1
Rick: YA-Huh?
Kenny: Ah yes, now I see the resemblance from the roulette table picture
SK: they got a new cheerleader
Saber: OH GOD
SK: Sena's face turned me gay.
Ben: OH GOD
Saber: sena as that
Saber: oh my jesus sk

SK: then again a manga about a bunch of sweaty muscular men tackling each other having yaoi pictures cant be all that unexpected...:pleasedontkillme:
Kenny: SK
Kenny: It does not matter what a manga is about
Kenny: Not a speck
Kenny: Yaoi pictures are still to be expected
SK: It does not matter what a ANYTHING is about.
SK: Yaoi pictures are expected.

Rick: yeah this shit is gay
SK: "yeah this shit is gay" - Rick on gay people

Saber: his eyes look like seto kaiba
Saber: this must be the trap card
SK: his eyes look like pain

Static: Oh man, I didn't know the one was a dude
SK: They're both male, folks

Kenny: Were these two people drawn by the same person
SK: The eyes
SK: Why do they share nothing in common
SK: why
SK: why why why
Kenny: :inflatedeyes:
Saber: thick black outlines
Kenny: He is goth
SK: goth people cannot be SUPA KAWAII~~

Kenny: MY SOUL HURTS

SK: This is what 'the pit' looks like

Saber: hiruma must cum like a machine gun

SK: Rick Ben Static any final words before we leave this image
SK: Although I dont think anyone will really forget it.
Static: Buh
Ben: please let me die

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FINAL THOUGHTS

Saber: so yeah sk
Saber: you tricked us
Saber: you made us THINK
Saber: that this was going to be a bad fanart coral
Saber: you fucking shitstain you
SK: I think porn is considered bad fanart
SK: I mean, a fan made it, and its art
SK: It's just really shitty, mind-burning art.

Saber: so rick how is no more porn coral going?
SK: well we're breaking from porn coral for a while
Saber: oh sure
Kenny: Yeah right
SK: Rick just sits back and takes the punch
Rick: I just play shuffleboard at the old internetters home now

Saber: this was one of the better corals I think
Kenny: It was a good time

Rick: ohh uh...
* Rick is now known as Krem
Krem: hello everyone...
SK: Krem
SK: do YOU have any wonderful knowledge to share
Krem: I got to help find some of these images and had a real good time
SK: thats right folks, everyone blame krem
Krem: I think Nami just owns the entire ship at this point...

Krem: we learned a lot of things today, about vaginas and lactation and dogs and stuff...
SK: Masturbatin in the ocean
Krem: I hope everyone puts this knowledge to good use
Kenny: Saber did you find the nub in the vagina
Saber: yeah it's the cervix
Saber: just a really...odd one
Kenny: Well
Kenny: It was Osaka
Kenny: Everything about her is odd
Krem: "What... my vagina's odd... oh no! I gotta work harder!"

Krem: KuritaxHeavy
Krem: someone make this

SK: STATIC
SK: FINAL THOUGHTS
SK: Mine to you being "Hey, ever thought about reading One Piece or Eyeshield 21? :)"
Static: Buh
Saber: static is sitting with a handgun doing some Series Pondering
Static: One Piece will take me forever
Ben: eyeshield is 3/5 the length of one piece
Kenny:
Static: Oh
Static: Damn
Static: I thought it was shorter
Kenny: Well One Piece is still going
SK: so is eyeshield
Kenny: Heh
Ben: eyeshield MIGHT be nearing the end(??)
Ben: or maybe it's halfway idk lol
* SK changes topic to 'FINAL THOUGHTS AKA lets discuss the anime of the porn we just saw'
SK: you people are nerds
SK:

Here they are... the past installments of Coral Mayhem. Note that they have been marked with emoticons for your safety, as some of the stuff we feature here is pretty sick. Here's what they mean:

: Safe to look at.
: Some fairly strange stuff, but generally worksafe.
: Pretty graphic, but conservative with naughty bits.
: Explicitly pornographic horror show.
: Oh god. What. What.

Main Course

01. The worst of Deviant Art part one
02. Mrs. Franklin's 1999 - 2000 5th grade class
03. The Worst of Cosplay
04. The Worst of Pokemon Fanart 1 (Devart and friends)
05. The Worst of Pokemon Fanart 2 (AGNPH)
06. The Worst of Myspace
07. Isao Mayhem
08. The Worst shit ever
09. Sonichu Mayhem
10. CWC: Gentleman Mayhem
11. Worst of Internet 2: Dumb Best of WTF
12. Static's worst Nightmares Mayhem
13. The Worst of Cosplay 2: Murderers at 'Large'
14. Dumb Best of Hentai Foundry
15. CWC: Bonus Stage
16. Dumb Best of deviantArt: Sonic Prelude
17. You Cannot Grasp The True Form Of Rosalina
18. Smashboards
19. Boinkity Comics
20. Worst of Internet 3: Attack of  the WWOEC
21. CWC: Behind The Music
22. POS Fad Rapefest

Sides

01. The Funs of Fetishes by SK and Ben
02. Meta-Coral: Part 1 by Ben and Spat
03. Queen of Fighters by SK, SABERinBLUE and Kennyman666