DANGER: Coral Mayhem!
The Internet is a vast, all-encompassing morass of porn and funny references to that time when Howard Dean yelled out really loud. (That was hilarious!) Through our time on the internet, We here at The Daily POS have learned a great deal, and most importantly, found time to steal ideas from SomethingAwful.com and make them not as good.
Each whenever, We will hold our characteristic wild and crazy conversations based on a different wheneverly theme. You will read them and laugh at the funny Internet pictures/songs/flash files we've found.
A name is an important part of any cleverly written article, so after shuffling through our idea banks and attempting to hijack a shipment of jokes from 4chan to YTMND, we decided on what is perhaps the most descriptive name of all:
DANGER: Coral Mayhem.
~Wally
I think anyone who has seen this section by now knows what ungodly horrors lay within but if you are new to POS and Coral mayhem please realize this section is about the mocking of all things dumb and sick on the internet. There is highly disturbing and sometimes downright sick images inside this section so rather than make a big "BEWARE" on every update I think I'll just post the beware permanently here.
BE FUCKING WARE: If you are squeamish or have nightmares easy, If you have a childhood involving awesome tv shows and games, If you are underage and have parents who worry about you reading Harry Potter since it may be satanic, If you have emotions like a human being, If you have a soul. For god sakes turn back. You are about to enter the den of the Internet at its worst.
Welcome to Coral Mayhem
~Rick
Note: For past installments, the archive index can be found at the bottom of this page. Just hit the handy "end" key to get there!
Each whenever, We will hold our characteristic wild and crazy conversations based on a different wheneverly theme. You will read them and laugh at the funny Internet pictures/songs/flash files we've found.
A name is an important part of any cleverly written article, so after shuffling through our idea banks and attempting to hijack a shipment of jokes from 4chan to YTMND, we decided on what is perhaps the most descriptive name of all:
DANGER: Coral Mayhem.
~Wally
I think anyone who has seen this section by now knows what ungodly horrors lay within but if you are new to POS and Coral mayhem please realize this section is about the mocking of all things dumb and sick on the internet. There is highly disturbing and sometimes downright sick images inside this section so rather than make a big "BEWARE" on every update I think I'll just post the beware permanently here.
BE FUCKING WARE: If you are squeamish or have nightmares easy, If you have a childhood involving awesome tv shows and games, If you are underage and have parents who worry about you reading Harry Potter since it may be satanic, If you have emotions like a human being, If you have a soul. For god sakes turn back. You are about to enter the den of the Internet at its worst.
Welcome to Coral Mayhem
~Rick
Note: For past installments, the archive index can be found at the bottom of this page. Just hit the handy "end" key to get there!
Latest Coral Mayhem (Pikachu Mayhem)
Yoshi: Okay folks
Yoshi: it's coral day today
Yoshi: today's theme is
Yoshi: "pictures I do not actually fap to I swear"
Kenny: Oh lordy.
Krem: haha ok
Kenny: Pikachu porn.
Kenny: Yoshi porn.
Static: What
Rick: Oh boy all pikachu mayhem
Saber: first up: cwc's cock
SK: Yoshichu Porn
Kenny: Not to forget.
Kenny: YoshixPikachu.
Yoshi: and it starts with a little something we call
Krem: I think they traced a peanut for pikachu's body
Soap: meowth, that's right!
Static: Is his penis a cheese grater?
Saber: scaly cock
Krem: ribbed for pikachu's pleasure!
Krem: *studded
Krem: w/e idk how condoms work
Kenny: Then you suck
Kenny: Kind of like Pikachu in this picture
Static: ERROR: They colored Pikachu's tail incorrectly!
Yoshi: good job pointing that out static
Yoshi: also I would like to point out that there will not be a lot of shoes here
Soap: This is what happens when Ash and co. and Team Rocket are off in the corner having a debate.
Kenny: So
Saber: I wish we could see the end of his tail so we could tell whether this is gay porn
Kenny: Male or female Pikachu
Soap: hahaha
Kenny: Start guessing
Yoshi: oh wow
Yoshi: great minds
Static: Dammit can't see his tail
Static: I can't tell
Soap: I'd say male, I guess? I would think this might be Ash's pikachu and Team Rocket's meowth.
SK: Okay, heres how you can tell this is gay porn
SK: Its pokemon.
SK: its gay.
Kenny: Gay like Saber
Yoshi: do meowths have gender differences?
Static: Yoshi: I don't think you can get much different than a penis vs. a vagina
Yoshi: oh yeah duh
Yoshi: I'm blocking that part out shut it
Yoshi: But yeah meowth x pikachu was very very common!
Kenny: was
Static: Yoshi in: Sexual Reproduction intro course
Yoshi: I didn't get another one though because they all kinda run together
Kenny: So what's the big thing nowadays?
Yoshi: you x your ass
SK: Well duh
Soap: meowth's head obv.
SK: Its Team Rockets plan to capture Pikachu
Kenny:
Yoshi: time to take another step downward, eh?
Static: I don't remember Pokemon Yellow being like this at all
Kenny: Oh no.
Kenny: You didn't.
Yoshi: I did.
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Krem: aghaghaghagh
Static: PIKACHU HAS TWO STRIPES, NOT THREE
Static: Why do people have a hard time drawing an accurate Pikachu?
Kenny: (Static) PIKACHU HAS TWO STRIPES, NOT THREE
Kenny: - Static on picture of pregnant anthro Pikachu
Soap: this is what Ash hoped for in the comic "Pikasemechu"!
SK: this is what Author Ninja hoped for in the comic "Pikasemechu"!
Saber: I like the background
Saber: it's stylish
Krem: oh god it has a bush
Saber: I like the bushtuft
Krem: even though it's already covered in fur
Static: Pikachu also lays eggs
Krem: well the egg thing I MIGHT be able to believe since those eggs are already pretty big when they come out
Kenny: Well Static
Kenny: Every Pokémon does
Kenny: Even those that are clearly mammals
Static: Mewtwo doesn't and they're still preg porn of him somewhere I'm presuming
Krem: oh I guess if they lay eggs they wouldn't need breasts really, would they
Soap: Guys, for those who have heard my pikachu voice on skype... think of me voice acting every pikachu that appears in this mayhem.
SK: soap: I like imagining its dying voice.
Soap: I like imagining it dying!
Soap: We're a lot alike!
Saber: no no no no
Saber: imagine the 8-bit samples from pokemon yellow while this one comes
Saber: PIKACHU!
Krem: god that foot is terrifying
Kenny: That "foot"
Krem: how is it evewn
Soap: They got the tail right, at least! That redeems this pic after the number of stripes error, right?
SK: pregnancy porn is like its own Rule 34, it exists for just about every one and every thing
Yoshi: fetishes
Yoshi: collect them all
Soap: :rpgm:
Yoshi: it's exponential.
Kenny: Draw Every Fetish
Soap: you know, in case we ever get an :rpgm: emoticon
SK: are we going to collect them all tonight...?!
Soap: it will be appropriate here.
Saber: oh lol
Saber: the belly button
Saber: pikachu has no belly button
Krem: saber: it's cuter that way~
Saber: that confirms that they're not saying she's pregnant with eggs
Yoshi: saber applies science to pikachu pregnancy
SK: SCIENCE! Also porn
SK: oooh so this is what Yoshi348xRPGMaker looks like
Kenny: Draw Every Yoshi
Kenny: So
Kenny: That stomach
Static: Wouldn't laying an egg like that like, demolish what she has for some sort of hip structure?
Krem: would anyone that heavily pregnant be able to stand on one leg to do a "cute pose"
Krem: especially with such fucked-up feet
Soap: cream filling transfer initiated
Yoshi: this one is just wut
Static: :o
Kenny: Wait.
Krem: haha wow
Kenny: What.
SK: :o
Kenny: OreoxPikachu
SK: oh that is an oreo
Kenny: This is a new one
Krem: it's not just milk's favorite cookie!
Soap: also, I don't think I've ever seen sex with an oreo cookie before.
SK: i just thought it was a puck
SK: wow now THATS creative
Saber: pikachu doesn't understand
Yoshi: yeah i like their facial expressions
Yoshi: it's just like "i'm mildly suprised"
Yoshi: "i'm mildly interested"
Kenny: Well Saber
Kenny: If you were anally raped by an Oreo cookie with a face, arms, legs and apparently a penis
SK: pikachu doesnt know whats going on, the oreo looks pretty damn bored
Kenny: What kind of face would you make
Static: "Oh dear"
Soap: I'm not going to bother pasting the Vegeta ascii art here but you get the idea, Kenny
Krem: thanks "prettylilpup"
Krem: :happypup:
Yoshi: also nice elf boots on the oreo
Kenny: `randem Oreo
Soap: Oreo is feeling especially filthy this week
Yoshi: oh randem
Static: Oh wooooow
SK: I couldn't have said it better myself
Kenny: Even `randem is in a Coral mood
Saber: oh my god
Soap: bo`r
Saber: that's probably the best coral quote of all time
Static: Take out the P in C-Prime and you got a good summary on this
Static: Yoshi
Kenny: ...
Static: What have you done?
SK: what in gods
Static: Do not redistribute
Static: Can't you read?
Saber: what the fuck kind of tail notch is that
Soap: this is some
Kenny: How does that tail even.
Kenny: That tail.
Kenny: With the way it's.
Kenny: It's fucking going RIGHT THROUGH HIM
Yoshi: BISECTED
Soap: This is a work in progress! It only gets better from here, folks!
Krem: on the female
Krem: is that
Krem: an udder?
Yoshi: animal nipples I guess
Krem: yeah it's like dog-teats
Krem: sort of
Krem: but like
Krem: where an udder would be
Static: TWO STRIPES, NOT THREE ASSHOLES
Static: Is it that hard to look up Pikachu on Google or something?
Kenny: No Static I'm pretty sure they only have one asshole each
Kenny: "Two stripes, not three assholes" /Static on Pokémon anatomy
Soap: pikachu's head here looks more like umbreon than pikachu.
Saber: [17:15] Soap: pikachu's head here looks more like umbreon than pikachu.
Yoshi: whic pikachu
Yoshi: because they have two damn completely different heads
Soap: the one that looks like umbreon, obv.
Saber: I like the hind legs
Saber: with no knees
Saber: and the feet flat on the ground like a biped
Soap: IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS, DON'T CRITICIZE THE ART.
Kenny: The female looks like a dog
Yoshi: reference art
Yoshi: please please please do not imagine the reference
SK: wh pikachu has three assholes what
Saber: yeah sk that's where the lightning comes out
Saber: the assholes are hidden in the cheek pouches
Saber: now I have broken all of your minds
SK: that is amazing
Krem: haha i like how the male is smiling for the camera
Krem: "cheeese!"
Yoshi: "chu!"
Kenny: Also
Kenny: I admit
Kenny: I'm a bit rusty on Pokémon
Kenny: But
Kenny: Pikachu isn't supposed to have a nose that long, is it?
Static: Can I go home now?
Soap: pikachu mantrain...
Yoshi: they have two stripes this time static
Yoshi: are you happy now?
Yoshi: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
Static: Pikachu don't have ears like that
Saber: the stripes look like bruises
SK: they aren't even stripes
SK: the look like shitstains
Krem: so these four have pretty distinct "looks", are they like based on a band or the artist's rl friends or something
SK: PikaOfADown Orgy
Soap: this is a hot band, you can listen to their music on myspace.com!
Yoshi: that's some pretty weird tail there
Yoshi: we're going for "realism" in our anthro pikachu porn here
Krem: the tails that only two of them appear to have
Yoshi: that is a good point krem two of the tails are just... gone
Yoshi: either that or shoved up a penis
Saber: oh god no
Saber: the image title
Saber: in the lower left
SK: Electric Train
SK: aka IRON HORSE IRON TERROR
Saber: Brilliant Dynamites Neon
SK: i like how one has a necklace, and another has a watch
SK: these are well designed characters
Soap: Avatar fad: four of us take pikachu heads from this pic and use them as forum avatars. What do you guys think of this idea?
Yoshi: soap: the artist used one of these heads for his avatar
Saber: if they're a band
Saber: it goes from left to right
Saber: drummer, lead singer, lead guitar, bass
SK: I couldnt imagine what they would say in this situation
Yoshi: it's like a train sk get it!!!!!!
SK: ...
SK: ...
SK: ...
Kenny: ...
Kenny: SK
Yoshi: the realization dons.
Soap: ...
Kenny: What do you say
Kenny: Shall we kill Yoshi
SK: Oh.
Kenny: Right now
Static: ... Oh now I got it
Saber: the realization dawns with a don
Kenny: That was the worst Swiss Moment in the history of mankind
SK: wh
Krem: hahaha
SK: First thought: SHOOOTGUN
Kenny: ...no.
Soap: Thanks, Phillip Shaw!
SK: Second thought: OOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kenny: Just no.
Static: I'm sure someone else here is doing that right now too
Krem: I'm pretty convinced this was drawn as a joke
Yoshi: HatchingByHeart!
Yoshi: I'm pretty sure the HEART ring does not allow this
SK: this is GS on coral mayhem
Saber: ENEMY CHASER
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
SK: I think its a FLAMESHOT because IM MELTIIING
Krem: wait there are two streams of poo
Krem: wh
Soap: Krem: of course, from pikachu's two anuses! Don't think so hard!
Saber: no sk
Saber: allow me to ruin metal slug 3 for you
Saber: that is zombie pikachu
SK: Does that mean he's also shitting blood
Saber: no that's just shit
SK: Aw
Yoshi: someone here is shitting blood
Saber: EYE RUN LIZARD
Yoshi: also nice tuft of hair
Yoshi: so neccesary
Kenny: No see
Kenny: This is a female and she's on her period
Static: No
Saber: no kenny
Static: Look at the tail
Saber: tail
Kenny: Shut up
Yoshi: hahahaha
Yoshi: NERD ATTACK
SK: we should rename #melee to #nerdherd cuz u guys are a bunch of dorks
Kenny: Says the guy who has modded Doom to include Heretic Guy, Hexen Guy and Strife Guy
Saber: I love the lower lip
Saber: the lower lip reminds me of sickanimation.com
Krem: actually yeah I think the lower stream that's just kind of flowing from his anus, not projectiling from it, is blood
Krem: note the lack of stink lines on its pool
Yoshi: anal-ized
Soap: guys, I can smell this picture through my computer. can we change to something else?
Yoshi: ^_^
Kenny: ...
Static: Electric train indeed
Kenny: Wh.
SK: CHUUUUUU CHUUUUUU
Saber: chu chu train
Saber: THEY GOT THE TAIL WRONG
Saber: THAT IS CLEARLY A VAGINA
Static: NO STRIPES
Static: FAIL
Yoshi: saber: perhaps it's pre d/p?
Saber: yoshi perhaps you are a horrible horrible person?
Kenny: That's not a "perhaps"
Yoshi: pika!
Yoshi: ^_^
Krem: wow did they take somebody's drawing of the easter bunny and recolor it for thsi
Krem: no for real this is a rabbit not a pikachu
Kenny: This isn't even a Pikachu.
Yoshi: it's a god damn reskinned chocolate bunny
Kenny: This is a blob of yellow.
Soap: Krem is right
Soap: It's just drawn over a picture of the artist's pet rabbit.
Yoshi: soap: it's daisy
Soap: oh man, this is a worse fate than the ending of doom 2!!
Yoshi: doom 1 soap
Soap: whatever!
Yoshi: OH I JUST OUT DOOMED SOAP
Yoshi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Soap: haha, nerd
Yoshi: what happened to rick btw
Kenny: Coral Mayhem.
Soap: He's off in the corner puking and shitting furiously.
Kenny: That's what happened.
Static: He had to pee
Kenny: Static: He never returned
Kenny: Locking themselves into the bathroom
Kenny: That's what real men do when facing Coral Mayhem
SK: i like how this is all detailed (somewhat)
SK: but inbetween the tracks is just a bunch of teal.
Krem: ok guys
Krem: let's guess how many cars are already up in there
Yoshi: man what would it be like to be a passanger on that train
Soap: Krem: probably two cars maybe?
Saber: this is the monorail from gsc
Yoshi: you're just minding you own business, going to a convention
Yoshi: when suddenly BAM you're being shoved up a giant yellow bunny's vagina
Kenny: Actually
Static: *anus
Kenny: That's the ass
Kenny: That's a pink ass
Yoshi: ew that's even worse
Soap: and then someone in the train starts fapping.
SK: Then the previous picture happens.
Yoshi: imagine having to explain it to 911
Kenny: And that's how you know you're on the same train as Yoshi.
Soap: and it's not even brownish pink! it's purplish pink!
Saber: here is what the passengers are thinking
Saber: "ooooh this is so going on livejournal"
Saber: and some of them are twittering about it
SK: "Im twittering about this right now"
SK: er
Yoshi: how is the reception inside pikachu anus
Kenny: Well Yoshi
Kenny: Pikachi is electric
Saber: no yoshi
Saber: they're twittering with each other
SK: i dunno but his electricity keeps your cell phones powered up
Soap: "post here whenever you are inside a giant pikachu's anus"
Saber: "man I just got shoved up a pikahu anus"
Saber: "wild so did I"
Saber: "internet high five"
Saber: "o/\o"
Saber: this is like plugsuit pokemon fetish
Saber: what the fuck is up with that bush
Static: That's a very neatly shaven area she has there
Saber: that's a goddamn garden
Saber: static surely that much hair is not possible
Kenny: Samus' Wonder Garden
SK: Wait, does her suit just disappear right at the crotch?
Soap: I won't even lie, her face in the bottom left pic looks kind of like CWC drew it.
SK: I see what you mean
Kenny: Two stripes and correct tail
Kenny: Are you happy now, Static
Static: Tail is wrong
Static: Doesn't got enough jags
Krem: this is by far the most rodent-like pikachu has looked in any of these pictures so far
Saber: look at the feet
Saber: top left
Saber: it's a penguinchu
SK: Psyduck feet
Static: Donald Duck?
Kenny: Also, she's wearing the Zero suit, meaning she has shoes on
Static: elsrnogoaijrha
Static: GODDAMN SHOES
Krem: also top left what is that black thing in her ear
Kenny: That's a black hole
Saber: hahaha
Kenny: Of suck
Kenny: aka Metroid Fusion
Krem: her ear canal should be on the BOTTOM part
Saber: it's someone not knowing where the ear hole is
Krem: ghghghghg
Kenny:SKULL M2K2 JOKE
Yoshi: how do i draw ear
Saber: look at bottom left
Saber: nipple placement
SK: nots not a nipple
Kenny: Nah Saber
Yoshi: there's a nipple there?
SK: thats just the suit
Kenny: That's not a nipple
Krem: that's the suit
SK: shes STILL WEARING IT
Yoshi: that's the design on the suit remember
Static: Her nipple is trying to migrate away
SK: it just somehow missing its lower area
Yoshi: that little + thing
Soap: I understand you wanting to find flaws in this picture, but sometimes you just have to acknowledge that there are none, Saber...
Saber: also apparently her breasts are attached by a half-inch thick band of flesh just under her clavicles
Saber: static is this how breasts work
Yoshi: fun bags
Saber: wait
Saber: I've seen breasts
Saber: I can personally attest to this
SK: "Ive seen those before!!"
Yoshi: "oh yeah i wasn't gay before huh"
Kenny: "I'm straight, and I don't like insinuations that I'm not straight. It's easy to say "not that there's anything wrong with that", but for me, I'm straight, so there is something wrong with me being gay, that being that I'm not gay. I'm proud of being straight and the idea of being gay goes against my biological wiring." - SABERinBLUE on sexuality
Saber: god
Saber: the face is SO cwc
Saber: lips
Krem: fffffffffffffffffff
Krem: fffffffff
Krem: ffffffffffffffffff
Kenny: So.
Static: Those ears are totally wrong
Soap: ffffffffff
Yoshi: yeah we're getting to the hard end of the difficulty curve
Yoshi: pun intended
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Kenny: Is that.
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Yoshi: okay lips geez
Static: Jyyyyyyynx
Saber: lips
Krem: saber no
Saber: lips
Krem: there are chains
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Krem: from the nipples
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Krem: with crosses on the ends
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
SK: uhm
SK: saber shut the fuck up
Soap: ERROR IN SABERINBLUE.EXE
Krem: chains hanging from the pierced nipples and the nipples have little cross thigns on the ends
Kenny: is that
Kenny: Growlithe/Arcanine?
Yoshi: I honestly have no clue
Static: It looks like a cat
Soap: so, how about thems ears?
Soap: how about that incorrect tail?
Krem: oh wow those ears
Soap: how about that gradient hair?
Yoshi: they're inscribed with horrible runes
Yoshi: horrible demonic runes
Krem: and the fucking gauge in the tail
Yoshi: do real people like, actually enjoy the taste of semen or what
SK: well CWC drinks his own :goddamnitnotmorecwc:
Soap: SK, he's preserving his unborn children!
Saber: the hair made me think this is author ninja
Yoshi: this is a goth pika
SK: the porn made me think this is satan
Saber: once more
Yoshi: oh i'm pretty sure this was an author or a commision or something
Saber: boobs attached by half-inch strip of flesh
Krem: its tongue in the first panel is pretty fucked too
Krem: shit is huge
Saber: those lips are daffy duck huge
Kenny: Huge guts
Yoshi: all the better to fondle with, my dear
Saber: and what the hell is the lower body in top panel
Saber: it's a giant triangle
Krem: haha
Krem: it's got that pommel-horse from that earlier coral stuck up it
Soap: I think I'd just let this one stay in its pokeball.
SK: yknow
SK: i find it pretty hard to believe that someone who drew this stuff has actually had sex before
Saber: sk it's not hard to believe
Saber: it's just downright impossible
Soap: it's hard not to believe.
SK: i just find it odd that the people who dont know anything about sex are the only ones to draw it...
SK: that or hilarious
Kenny: Hm
Kenny: In the top picture
Kenny: The arms
Krem: oh wow
Kenny: I see the left arm
Krem: there are three lines for two arms
SK: i really, really dont want to look at pikachus cock anymore
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Soap: this
Soap: this si
Soap: what
Soap: what
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
SK: "oh and ash is a pikachu...THANKS TO MAGIC"
Yoshi: sk: one episode of the pokemon anime.
Yoshi: a lifetime of porn
Krem: :chuckawk:
Saber: first panel reminds me of pom poko
Saber: THIS IS MY RACCOON POUCH!
Krem: wait is that supposed to be a stethoscope or a fucking olympic medal around doctorchu's neck
Krem: gghghgh
Kenny: It's his Sonichu medallion
Yoshi: a fucking olympic medal indeed
Saber: it's the necklace from one of the chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu guys
Kenny: The fucking olympics
Saber: this is him as a child
Krem: gold medal in fucking
* Wally has joined #denofevil
Wally: hey
Wally: what the fuck is this yoshi
Yoshi: this is coral wally
Wally: why is pikachu's junk hanging out
Wally: god dammit god dammit
Krem: Wally: why is pikachu's junk hanging out oh god if only you'd been here earlier
Yoshi: you know the risks when joining a coral
SK: just know that pikachu and trains make a good pair
Soap: it's funny that he thinks about his dick size rather than how he'll adapt to life as a pikachu.
Kenny: Well Soap
Kenny: Dick size is important
Saber: also
Saber: also
Saber: also
Saber: also
Saber: mental picture everyone
Saber: top panel
Saber: ashchu's dick
Saber: looks like an elephant with his mouth crammed with hay
Soap: oh mannn
Kenny: ...no, Saber, I don't see it.
Kenny: Thankfully.
Soap: I see it
Soap: it's pretty bad
Wally: the dick close up picture looks like a big weird nose
Saber: dumbo motherfucker
SK: "dumbo motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Yoshi: Okay guys.
Yoshi: This is it.
Yoshi: No sanity
Yoshi: No hope.
Yoshi: Final Destination.
Soap: pokemon are amazing creatures!
Krem: dfkl
Krem: f
Wally: ffffffffffff
Soap: CORRECT NUMBER OF STRIPES
Soap: CORRECT TAIL
Soap: CORSDFASLKDFHASDF WHAT IS THIS SHIT
Saber: the first thing I thought of here
Saber: was the death sound from yoshi's island advance
Saber: now you all hear it
SK: i just imagine his double-jump sound
Yoshi: oh man there's all sorts of fun yoshi sound clips really
SK: over and over
Wally: i imagine yoshi does that little humming/grunting thing he does when he's aiming an egg
Wally: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... HA!!"
SK: i imagine yoshi vomitting
SK: yoshi348 that is~
Kenny: Does the tail really
Kenny: Round like that
Yoshi: yoshi apparently dislocated his leg there
Yoshi: or something
Soap: Haha, saying he dislocated his leg. Trying hard to find art flaws to critcize?
Wally: I'm really upset that they missed the chance for a Vibrava vibrator joke
Yoshi: so guys how bout that extreme closeup
Yoshi: there was another one with pit instead of flygon but it didn't have that closeup going on
Krem: yoshi that's not a closeup it's a speechbubble
Yoshi: so I went for this one
Yoshi: oh god it is
Krem: "hey pikachu this is what I'm doing to you"
Krem: "just in case you weren't aware"
Yoshi: suprising he can talk while doing that!
SK: well heres a speech bubble of what its doing to us
Kenny: Nah, that's a closeup
SK: (AHGUAFJGARJGAIRJGIAERJGBIAERJGBIARJEIJEIGJREIJG)
Soap: Well, it's clear that a lot of effort was put into this picture! The artist must be very passionate about this!
Kenny: Well admittedly
Kenny: Porn that's actually well drawn isn't rare
Wally: it's really weird
Wally: they have no respect for anatomy
Wally: reptiles have distinctly human vaginas and penises
Wally: if you want to fuck flygon that bad just go all the way and make it anatomically correct
Soap: flygon's not a lizard, it's a pokemon. get it right, faggo.
Kenny: Pokémon is real
SK: pokemon have human privates of course
SK: theyre different in animals in that way
Krem: I like the detail of all the quiver lines around pikachu
Krem: yoshi has some too but only around his eyes and cheek
Saber: iiiijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Yoshi: I must say this is the wierdest highlights I've ever gotten
Saber: see
Saber: all that is actually transmitted through that penis is a random move
Yoshi: oh is that why the boobachu was drinking so much cum saber
Yoshi: she just wanted extremespeed?
Saber: yes
FINAL THOUGHTS!
Wally: I'm sooooo glad I showed up in time
Wally: I saw sooooo much great art
Kenny: Yeah Luffy
Kenny: You weren't 40 minutes late or anything
SK: ash may be #1 world trainer but pikachu is still getting laid the most
Soap: #025 Pikachu
Soap: It has small electric sacs on both its cheeks. If threatened, it looses electric charges from the sacs.
Wally: And I learned a lot about Pikachu's erection
Wally: When Pikachu loves someone but not all the way, it gets what's known as a "half-boner" or "the chubs"
Soap: #025 Pikachu
Soap: When several of these POKéMON gather, their electricity can build and cause lightning storms.
Soap: #025 Pikachu
Soap: Whenever PIKACHU comes across something new, it blasts it with a jolt of electricity. If you come across a blackened berry, it's evidence that this POKéMON mistook the intensity of its charge.
SK: final thoughts: oh man whos up for hsien-ko mayhem
SK: we'll have some lei-leixzombiefio porn and it'll be the best day ever
Wally: I dont know if I wanna do a Hsien Ko mayhem
Wally: Maybe a Lei Lei one would be better
Saber: this just in: TMs are frozen pokecum
Wally: Toxic is HIV+
Saber: I think that "TMs are Frozen Pokecum" would be a good title for this coral
Yoshi: it's also a good band title
Soap: I think it's a good decoration for SABERinBLUE's forum profile
Kenny: Have you heard my new band, Electric Train?
SK: I think it's a good description of MY NIGHTMARES
Kenny: And their #1 hit single, Frozen Pokécum
Krem: today I learned that seriously there were chains hanging from the nipple piercings and there were crosses on the ends of the chains
Soap: the pikachu, what a wonderful of nature's creation...
Krem: what a wonderful indeed
Yoshi: and I think to myself.
Yoshi: what a wonderfullllllllllllllllllllllll
Yoshi: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorld
SK: Waking up to this shit has never been so much fun
Yoshi: it's coral day today
Yoshi: today's theme is
Yoshi: "pictures I do not actually fap to I swear"
Kenny: Oh lordy.
Krem: haha ok
Kenny: Pikachu porn.
Kenny: Yoshi porn.
Static: What
Rick: Oh boy all pikachu mayhem
Saber: first up: cwc's cock
SK: Yoshichu Porn
Kenny: Not to forget.
Kenny: YoshixPikachu.
Yoshi: and it starts with a little something we call
Krem: I think they traced a peanut for pikachu's body
Soap: meowth, that's right!
Static: Is his penis a cheese grater?
Saber: scaly cock
Krem: ribbed for pikachu's pleasure!
Krem: *studded
Krem: w/e idk how condoms work
Kenny: Then you suck
Kenny: Kind of like Pikachu in this picture
Static: ERROR: They colored Pikachu's tail incorrectly!
Yoshi: good job pointing that out static
Yoshi: also I would like to point out that there will not be a lot of shoes here
Soap: This is what happens when Ash and co. and Team Rocket are off in the corner having a debate.
Kenny: So
Saber: I wish we could see the end of his tail so we could tell whether this is gay porn
Kenny: Male or female Pikachu
Soap: hahaha
Kenny: Start guessing
Yoshi: oh wow
Yoshi: great minds
Static: Dammit can't see his tail
Static: I can't tell
Soap: I'd say male, I guess? I would think this might be Ash's pikachu and Team Rocket's meowth.
SK: Okay, heres how you can tell this is gay porn
SK: Its pokemon.
SK: its gay.
Kenny: Gay like Saber
Yoshi: do meowths have gender differences?
Static: Yoshi: I don't think you can get much different than a penis vs. a vagina
Yoshi: oh yeah duh
Yoshi: I'm blocking that part out shut it
Yoshi: But yeah meowth x pikachu was very very common!
Kenny: was
Static: Yoshi in: Sexual Reproduction intro course
Yoshi: I didn't get another one though because they all kinda run together
Kenny: So what's the big thing nowadays?
Yoshi: you x your ass
SK: Well duh
Soap: meowth's head obv.
SK: Its Team Rockets plan to capture Pikachu
Kenny:
Yoshi: time to take another step downward, eh?
Static: I don't remember Pokemon Yellow being like this at all
Kenny: Oh no.
Kenny: You didn't.
Yoshi: I did.
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Saber: feet
Krem: aghaghaghagh
Static: PIKACHU HAS TWO STRIPES, NOT THREE
Static: Why do people have a hard time drawing an accurate Pikachu?
Kenny: (Static) PIKACHU HAS TWO STRIPES, NOT THREE
Kenny: - Static on picture of pregnant anthro Pikachu
Soap: this is what Ash hoped for in the comic "Pikasemechu"!
SK: this is what Author Ninja hoped for in the comic "Pikasemechu"!
Saber: I like the background
Saber: it's stylish
Krem: oh god it has a bush
Saber: I like the bushtuft
Krem: even though it's already covered in fur
Static: Pikachu also lays eggs
Krem: well the egg thing I MIGHT be able to believe since those eggs are already pretty big when they come out
Kenny: Well Static
Kenny: Every Pokémon does
Kenny: Even those that are clearly mammals
Static: Mewtwo doesn't and they're still preg porn of him somewhere I'm presuming
Krem: oh I guess if they lay eggs they wouldn't need breasts really, would they
Soap: Guys, for those who have heard my pikachu voice on skype... think of me voice acting every pikachu that appears in this mayhem.
SK: soap: I like imagining its dying voice.
Soap: I like imagining it dying!
Soap: We're a lot alike!
Saber: no no no no
Saber: imagine the 8-bit samples from pokemon yellow while this one comes
Saber: PIKACHU!
Krem: god that foot is terrifying
Kenny: That "foot"
Krem: how is it evewn
Soap: They got the tail right, at least! That redeems this pic after the number of stripes error, right?
SK: pregnancy porn is like its own Rule 34, it exists for just about every one and every thing
Yoshi: fetishes
Yoshi: collect them all
Soap: :rpgm:
Yoshi: it's exponential.
Kenny: Draw Every Fetish
Soap: you know, in case we ever get an :rpgm: emoticon
SK: are we going to collect them all tonight...?!
Soap: it will be appropriate here.
Saber: oh lol
Saber: the belly button
Saber: pikachu has no belly button
Krem: saber: it's cuter that way~
Saber: that confirms that they're not saying she's pregnant with eggs
Yoshi: saber applies science to pikachu pregnancy
SK: SCIENCE! Also porn
SK: oooh so this is what Yoshi348xRPGMaker looks like
Kenny: Draw Every Yoshi
Kenny: So
Kenny: That stomach
Static: Wouldn't laying an egg like that like, demolish what she has for some sort of hip structure?
Krem: would anyone that heavily pregnant be able to stand on one leg to do a "cute pose"
Krem: especially with such fucked-up feet
Soap: cream filling transfer initiated
Yoshi: this one is just wut
Static: :o
Kenny: Wait.
Krem: haha wow
Kenny: What.
SK: :o
Kenny: OreoxPikachu
SK: oh that is an oreo
Kenny: This is a new one
Krem: it's not just milk's favorite cookie!
Soap: also, I don't think I've ever seen sex with an oreo cookie before.
SK: i just thought it was a puck
SK: wow now THATS creative
Saber: pikachu doesn't understand
Yoshi: yeah i like their facial expressions
Yoshi: it's just like "i'm mildly suprised"
Yoshi: "i'm mildly interested"
Kenny: Well Saber
Kenny: If you were anally raped by an Oreo cookie with a face, arms, legs and apparently a penis
SK: pikachu doesnt know whats going on, the oreo looks pretty damn bored
Kenny: What kind of face would you make
Static: "Oh dear"
Soap: I'm not going to bother pasting the Vegeta ascii art here but you get the idea, Kenny
Krem: thanks "prettylilpup"
Krem: :happypup:
Yoshi: also nice elf boots on the oreo
Kenny: `randem Oreo
Soap: Oreo is feeling especially filthy this week
Yoshi: oh randem
Static: Oh wooooow
SK: I couldn't have said it better myself
Kenny: Even `randem is in a Coral mood
Saber: oh my god
Soap: bo`r
Saber: that's probably the best coral quote of all time
Static: Take out the P in C-Prime and you got a good summary on this
Static: Yoshi
Kenny: ...
Static: What have you done?
SK: what in gods
Static: Do not redistribute
Static: Can't you read?
Saber: what the fuck kind of tail notch is that
Soap: this is some
Kenny: How does that tail even.
Kenny: That tail.
Kenny: With the way it's.
Kenny: It's fucking going RIGHT THROUGH HIM
Yoshi: BISECTED
Soap: This is a work in progress! It only gets better from here, folks!
Krem: on the female
Krem: is that
Krem: an udder?
Yoshi: animal nipples I guess
Krem: yeah it's like dog-teats
Krem: sort of
Krem: but like
Krem: where an udder would be
Static: TWO STRIPES, NOT THREE ASSHOLES
Static: Is it that hard to look up Pikachu on Google or something?
Kenny: No Static I'm pretty sure they only have one asshole each
Kenny: "Two stripes, not three assholes" /Static on Pokémon anatomy
Soap: pikachu's head here looks more like umbreon than pikachu.
Saber: [17:15] Soap: pikachu's head here looks more like umbreon than pikachu.
Yoshi: whic pikachu
Yoshi: because they have two damn completely different heads
Soap: the one that looks like umbreon, obv.
Saber: I like the hind legs
Saber: with no knees
Saber: and the feet flat on the ground like a biped
Soap: IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS, DON'T CRITICIZE THE ART.
Kenny: The female looks like a dog
Yoshi: reference art
Yoshi: please please please do not imagine the reference
SK: wh pikachu has three assholes what
Saber: yeah sk that's where the lightning comes out
Saber: the assholes are hidden in the cheek pouches
Saber: now I have broken all of your minds
SK: that is amazing
Krem: haha i like how the male is smiling for the camera
Krem: "cheeese!"
Yoshi: "chu!"
Kenny: Also
Kenny: I admit
Kenny: I'm a bit rusty on Pokémon
Kenny: But
Kenny: Pikachu isn't supposed to have a nose that long, is it?
Static: Can I go home now?
Soap: pikachu mantrain...
Yoshi: they have two stripes this time static
Yoshi: are you happy now?
Yoshi: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
Static: Pikachu don't have ears like that
Saber: the stripes look like bruises
SK: they aren't even stripes
SK: the look like shitstains
Krem: so these four have pretty distinct "looks", are they like based on a band or the artist's rl friends or something
SK: PikaOfADown Orgy
Soap: this is a hot band, you can listen to their music on myspace.com!
Yoshi: that's some pretty weird tail there
Yoshi: we're going for "realism" in our anthro pikachu porn here
Krem: the tails that only two of them appear to have
Yoshi: that is a good point krem two of the tails are just... gone
Yoshi: either that or shoved up a penis
Saber: oh god no
Saber: the image title
Saber: in the lower left
SK: Electric Train
SK: aka IRON HORSE IRON TERROR
Saber: Brilliant Dynamites Neon
SK: i like how one has a necklace, and another has a watch
SK: these are well designed characters
Soap: Avatar fad: four of us take pikachu heads from this pic and use them as forum avatars. What do you guys think of this idea?
Yoshi: soap: the artist used one of these heads for his avatar
Saber: if they're a band
Saber: it goes from left to right
Saber: drummer, lead singer, lead guitar, bass
SK: I couldnt imagine what they would say in this situation
Yoshi: it's like a train sk get it!!!!!!
SK: ...
SK: ...
SK: ...
Kenny: ...
Kenny: SK
Yoshi: the realization dons.
Soap: ...
Kenny: What do you say
Kenny: Shall we kill Yoshi
SK: Oh.
Kenny: Right now
Static: ... Oh now I got it
Saber: the realization dawns with a don
Kenny: That was the worst Swiss Moment in the history of mankind
SK: wh
Krem: hahaha
SK: First thought: SHOOOTGUN
Kenny: ...no.
Soap: Thanks, Phillip Shaw!
SK: Second thought: OOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kenny: Just no.
Static: I'm sure someone else here is doing that right now too
Krem: I'm pretty convinced this was drawn as a joke
Yoshi: HatchingByHeart!
Yoshi: I'm pretty sure the HEART ring does not allow this
SK: this is GS on coral mayhem
Saber: ENEMY CHASER
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
Saber: DROPSHOT
SK: I think its a FLAMESHOT because IM MELTIIING
Krem: wait there are two streams of poo
Krem: wh
Soap: Krem: of course, from pikachu's two anuses! Don't think so hard!
Saber: no sk
Saber: allow me to ruin metal slug 3 for you
Saber: that is zombie pikachu
SK: Does that mean he's also shitting blood
Saber: no that's just shit
SK: Aw
Yoshi: someone here is shitting blood
Saber: EYE RUN LIZARD
Yoshi: also nice tuft of hair
Yoshi: so neccesary
Kenny: No see
Kenny: This is a female and she's on her period
Static: No
Saber: no kenny
Static: Look at the tail
Saber: tail
Kenny: Shut up
Yoshi: hahahaha
Yoshi: NERD ATTACK
SK: we should rename #melee to #nerdherd cuz u guys are a bunch of dorks
Kenny: Says the guy who has modded Doom to include Heretic Guy, Hexen Guy and Strife Guy
Saber: I love the lower lip
Saber: the lower lip reminds me of sickanimation.com
Krem: actually yeah I think the lower stream that's just kind of flowing from his anus, not projectiling from it, is blood
Krem: note the lack of stink lines on its pool
Yoshi: anal-ized
Soap: guys, I can smell this picture through my computer. can we change to something else?
Yoshi: ^_^
Kenny: ...
Static: Electric train indeed
Kenny: Wh.
SK: CHUUUUUU CHUUUUUU
Saber: chu chu train
Saber: THEY GOT THE TAIL WRONG
Saber: THAT IS CLEARLY A VAGINA
Static: NO STRIPES
Static: FAIL
Yoshi: saber: perhaps it's pre d/p?
Saber: yoshi perhaps you are a horrible horrible person?
Kenny: That's not a "perhaps"
Yoshi: pika!
Yoshi: ^_^
Krem: wow did they take somebody's drawing of the easter bunny and recolor it for thsi
Krem: no for real this is a rabbit not a pikachu
Kenny: This isn't even a Pikachu.
Yoshi: it's a god damn reskinned chocolate bunny
Kenny: This is a blob of yellow.
Soap: Krem is right
Soap: It's just drawn over a picture of the artist's pet rabbit.
Yoshi: soap: it's daisy
Soap: oh man, this is a worse fate than the ending of doom 2!!
Yoshi: doom 1 soap
Soap: whatever!
Yoshi: OH I JUST OUT DOOMED SOAP
Yoshi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Soap: haha, nerd
Yoshi: what happened to rick btw
Kenny: Coral Mayhem.
Soap: He's off in the corner puking and shitting furiously.
Kenny: That's what happened.
Static: He had to pee
Kenny: Static: He never returned
Kenny: Locking themselves into the bathroom
Kenny: That's what real men do when facing Coral Mayhem
SK: i like how this is all detailed (somewhat)
SK: but inbetween the tracks is just a bunch of teal.
Krem: ok guys
Krem: let's guess how many cars are already up in there
Yoshi: man what would it be like to be a passanger on that train
Soap: Krem: probably two cars maybe?
Saber: this is the monorail from gsc
Yoshi: you're just minding you own business, going to a convention
Yoshi: when suddenly BAM you're being shoved up a giant yellow bunny's vagina
Kenny: Actually
Static: *anus
Kenny: That's the ass
Kenny: That's a pink ass
Yoshi: ew that's even worse
Soap: and then someone in the train starts fapping.
SK: Then the previous picture happens.
Yoshi: imagine having to explain it to 911
Kenny: And that's how you know you're on the same train as Yoshi.
Soap: and it's not even brownish pink! it's purplish pink!
Saber: here is what the passengers are thinking
Saber: "ooooh this is so going on livejournal"
Saber: and some of them are twittering about it
SK: "Im twittering about this right now"
SK: er
Yoshi: how is the reception inside pikachu anus
Kenny: Well Yoshi
Kenny: Pikachi is electric
Saber: no yoshi
Saber: they're twittering with each other
SK: i dunno but his electricity keeps your cell phones powered up
Soap: "post here whenever you are inside a giant pikachu's anus"
Saber: "man I just got shoved up a pikahu anus"
Saber: "wild so did I"
Saber: "internet high five"
Saber: "o/\o"
Saber: this is like plugsuit pokemon fetish
Saber: what the fuck is up with that bush
Static: That's a very neatly shaven area she has there
Saber: that's a goddamn garden
Saber: static surely that much hair is not possible
Kenny: Samus' Wonder Garden
SK: Wait, does her suit just disappear right at the crotch?
Soap: I won't even lie, her face in the bottom left pic looks kind of like CWC drew it.
SK: I see what you mean
Kenny: Two stripes and correct tail
Kenny: Are you happy now, Static
Static: Tail is wrong
Static: Doesn't got enough jags
Krem: this is by far the most rodent-like pikachu has looked in any of these pictures so far
Saber: look at the feet
Saber: top left
Saber: it's a penguinchu
SK: Psyduck feet
Static: Donald Duck?
Kenny: Also, she's wearing the Zero suit, meaning she has shoes on
Static: elsrnogoaijrha
Static: GODDAMN SHOES
Krem: also top left what is that black thing in her ear
Kenny: That's a black hole
Saber: hahaha
Kenny: Of suck
Kenny: aka Metroid Fusion
Krem: her ear canal should be on the BOTTOM part
Saber: it's someone not knowing where the ear hole is
Krem: ghghghghg
Kenny:
Yoshi: how do i draw ear
Saber: look at bottom left
Saber: nipple placement
SK: nots not a nipple
Kenny: Nah Saber
Yoshi: there's a nipple there?
SK: thats just the suit
Kenny: That's not a nipple
Krem: that's the suit
SK: shes STILL WEARING IT
Yoshi: that's the design on the suit remember
Static: Her nipple is trying to migrate away
SK: it just somehow missing its lower area
Yoshi: that little + thing
Soap: I understand you wanting to find flaws in this picture, but sometimes you just have to acknowledge that there are none, Saber...
Saber: also apparently her breasts are attached by a half-inch thick band of flesh just under her clavicles
Saber: static is this how breasts work
Yoshi: fun bags
Saber: wait
Saber: I've seen breasts
Saber: I can personally attest to this
SK: "Ive seen those before!!"
Yoshi: "oh yeah i wasn't gay before huh"
Kenny: "I'm straight, and I don't like insinuations that I'm not straight. It's easy to say "not that there's anything wrong with that", but for me, I'm straight, so there is something wrong with me being gay, that being that I'm not gay. I'm proud of being straight and the idea of being gay goes against my biological wiring." - SABERinBLUE on sexuality
Saber: god
Saber: the face is SO cwc
Saber: lips
Krem: fffffffffffffffffff
Krem: fffffffff
Krem: ffffffffffffffffff
Kenny: So.
Static: Those ears are totally wrong
Soap: ffffffffff
Yoshi: yeah we're getting to the hard end of the difficulty curve
Yoshi: pun intended
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Kenny: Is that.
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Yoshi: okay lips geez
Static: Jyyyyyyynx
Saber: lips
Krem: saber no
Saber: lips
Krem: there are chains
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Krem: from the nipples
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Krem: with crosses on the ends
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
Saber: lips
SK: uhm
SK: saber shut the fuck up
Soap: ERROR IN SABERINBLUE.EXE
Krem: chains hanging from the pierced nipples and the nipples have little cross thigns on the ends
Kenny: is that
Kenny: Growlithe/Arcanine?
Yoshi: I honestly have no clue
Static: It looks like a cat
Soap: so, how about thems ears?
Soap: how about that incorrect tail?
Krem: oh wow those ears
Soap: how about that gradient hair?
Yoshi: they're inscribed with horrible runes
Yoshi: horrible demonic runes
Krem: and the fucking gauge in the tail
Yoshi: do real people like, actually enjoy the taste of semen or what
SK: well CWC drinks his own :goddamnitnotmorecwc:
Soap: SK, he's preserving his unborn children!
Saber: the hair made me think this is author ninja
Yoshi: this is a goth pika
SK: the porn made me think this is satan
Saber: once more
Yoshi: oh i'm pretty sure this was an author or a commision or something
Saber: boobs attached by half-inch strip of flesh
Krem: its tongue in the first panel is pretty fucked too
Krem: shit is huge
Saber: those lips are daffy duck huge
Kenny: Huge guts
Yoshi: all the better to fondle with, my dear
Saber: and what the hell is the lower body in top panel
Saber: it's a giant triangle
Krem: haha
Krem: it's got that pommel-horse from that earlier coral stuck up it
Soap: I think I'd just let this one stay in its pokeball.
SK: yknow
SK: i find it pretty hard to believe that someone who drew this stuff has actually had sex before
Saber: sk it's not hard to believe
Saber: it's just downright impossible
Soap: it's hard not to believe.
SK: i just find it odd that the people who dont know anything about sex are the only ones to draw it...
SK: that or hilarious
Kenny: Hm
Kenny: In the top picture
Kenny: The arms
Krem: oh wow
Kenny: I see the left arm
Krem: there are three lines for two arms
SK: i really, really dont want to look at pikachus cock anymore
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Soap: this
Soap: this si
Soap: what
Soap: what
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
Kenny: chuckawk
SK: "oh and ash is a pikachu...THANKS TO MAGIC"
Yoshi: sk: one episode of the pokemon anime.
Yoshi: a lifetime of porn
Krem: :chuckawk:
Saber: first panel reminds me of pom poko
Saber: THIS IS MY RACCOON POUCH!
Krem: wait is that supposed to be a stethoscope or a fucking olympic medal around doctorchu's neck
Krem: gghghgh
Kenny: It's his Sonichu medallion
Yoshi: a fucking olympic medal indeed
Saber: it's the necklace from one of the chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu guys
Kenny: The fucking olympics
Saber: this is him as a child
Krem: gold medal in fucking
* Wally has joined #denofevil
Wally: hey
Wally: what the fuck is this yoshi
Yoshi: this is coral wally
Wally: why is pikachu's junk hanging out
Wally: god dammit god dammit
Krem: Wally: why is pikachu's junk hanging out oh god if only you'd been here earlier
Yoshi: you know the risks when joining a coral
SK: just know that pikachu and trains make a good pair
Soap: it's funny that he thinks about his dick size rather than how he'll adapt to life as a pikachu.
Kenny: Well Soap
Kenny: Dick size is important
Saber: also
Saber: also
Saber: also
Saber: also
Saber: mental picture everyone
Saber: top panel
Saber: ashchu's dick
Saber: looks like an elephant with his mouth crammed with hay
Soap: oh mannn
Kenny: ...no, Saber, I don't see it.
Kenny: Thankfully.
Soap: I see it
Soap: it's pretty bad
Wally: the dick close up picture looks like a big weird nose
Saber: dumbo motherfucker
SK: "dumbo motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Yoshi: Okay guys.
Yoshi: This is it.
Yoshi: No sanity
Yoshi: No hope.
Yoshi: Final Destination.
Soap: pokemon are amazing creatures!
Krem: dfkl
Krem: f
Wally: ffffffffffff
Soap: CORRECT NUMBER OF STRIPES
Soap: CORRECT TAIL
Soap: CORSDFASLKDFHASDF WHAT IS THIS SHIT
Saber: the first thing I thought of here
Saber: was the death sound from yoshi's island advance
Saber: now you all hear it
SK: i just imagine his double-jump sound
Yoshi: oh man there's all sorts of fun yoshi sound clips really
SK: over and over
Wally: i imagine yoshi does that little humming/grunting thing he does when he's aiming an egg
Wally: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... HA!!"
SK: i imagine yoshi vomitting
SK: yoshi348 that is~
Kenny: Does the tail really
Kenny: Round like that
Yoshi: yoshi apparently dislocated his leg there
Yoshi: or something
Soap: Haha, saying he dislocated his leg. Trying hard to find art flaws to critcize?
Wally: I'm really upset that they missed the chance for a Vibrava vibrator joke
Yoshi: so guys how bout that extreme closeup
Yoshi: there was another one with pit instead of flygon but it didn't have that closeup going on
Krem: yoshi that's not a closeup it's a speechbubble
Yoshi: so I went for this one
Yoshi: oh god it is
Krem: "hey pikachu this is what I'm doing to you"
Krem: "just in case you weren't aware"
Yoshi: suprising he can talk while doing that!
SK: well heres a speech bubble of what its doing to us
Kenny: Nah, that's a closeup
SK: (AHGUAFJGARJGAIRJGIAERJGBIAERJGBIARJEIJEIGJREIJG)
Soap: Well, it's clear that a lot of effort was put into this picture! The artist must be very passionate about this!
Kenny: Well admittedly
Kenny: Porn that's actually well drawn isn't rare
Wally: it's really weird
Wally: they have no respect for anatomy
Wally: reptiles have distinctly human vaginas and penises
Wally: if you want to fuck flygon that bad just go all the way and make it anatomically correct
Soap: flygon's not a lizard, it's a pokemon. get it right, faggo.
Kenny: Pokémon is real
SK: pokemon have human privates of course
SK: theyre different in animals in that way
Krem: I like the detail of all the quiver lines around pikachu
Krem: yoshi has some too but only around his eyes and cheek
Saber: iiiijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Yoshi: I must say this is the wierdest highlights I've ever gotten
Saber: see
Saber: all that is actually transmitted through that penis is a random move
Yoshi: oh is that why the boobachu was drinking so much cum saber
Yoshi: she just wanted extremespeed?
Saber: yes
FINAL THOUGHTS!
Wally: I'm sooooo glad I showed up in time
Wally: I saw sooooo much great art
Kenny: Yeah Luffy
Kenny: You weren't 40 minutes late or anything
SK: ash may be #1 world trainer but pikachu is still getting laid the most
Soap: #025 Pikachu
Soap: It has small electric sacs on both its cheeks. If threatened, it looses electric charges from the sacs.
Wally: And I learned a lot about Pikachu's erection
Wally: When Pikachu loves someone but not all the way, it gets what's known as a "half-boner" or "the chubs"
Soap: #025 Pikachu
Soap: When several of these POKéMON gather, their electricity can build and cause lightning storms.
Soap: #025 Pikachu
Soap: Whenever PIKACHU comes across something new, it blasts it with a jolt of electricity. If you come across a blackened berry, it's evidence that this POKéMON mistook the intensity of its charge.
SK: final thoughts: oh man whos up for hsien-ko mayhem
SK: we'll have some lei-leixzombiefio porn and it'll be the best day ever
Wally: I dont know if I wanna do a Hsien Ko mayhem
Wally: Maybe a Lei Lei one would be better
Saber: this just in: TMs are frozen pokecum
Wally: Toxic is HIV+
Saber: I think that "TMs are Frozen Pokecum" would be a good title for this coral
Yoshi: it's also a good band title
Soap: I think it's a good decoration for SABERinBLUE's forum profile
Kenny: Have you heard my new band, Electric Train?
SK: I think it's a good description of MY NIGHTMARES
Kenny: And their #1 hit single, Frozen Pokécum
Krem: today I learned that seriously there were chains hanging from the nipple piercings and there were crosses on the ends of the chains
Soap: the pikachu, what a wonderful of nature's creation...
Krem: what a wonderful indeed
Yoshi: and I think to myself.
Yoshi: what a wonderfullllllllllllllllllllllll
Yoshi: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorld
SK: Waking up to this shit has never been so much fun
Coral Mayhem Archive
Here they are... the past installments of Coral Mayhem. Note that they have been marked with emoticons for your safety, as some of the stuff we feature here is pretty sick. Here's what they mean:
: Safe to look at.
: Some fairly strange stuff, but generally worksafe.
: Pretty graphic, but conservative with naughty bits.
: Explicitly pornographic horror show.
: Oh god. What. What.
Main Course
01. Dumb Best of deviantArt
02. Mrs. Franklin's 1999 - 2000 5th grade class
03. The Worst of Cosplay
04. The Worst of Pokemon Fanart 1 (Devart and friends)
05. The Worst of Pokemon Fanart 2 (AGNPH)
06. The Worst of Myspace
07. Isao Mayhem
08. The Worst shit ever
09. Sonichu Mayhem
10. CWC: Gentleman Mayhem
11. Worst of Internet 2: Dumb Best of WTF
12. Static's worst Nightmares Mayhem
13. The Worst of Cosplay 2: Murderers at 'Large'
14. Dumb Best of Hentai Foundry
15. CWC: Bonus Stage
16. Dumb Best of deviantArt: Sonic Prelude
17. You Cannot Grasp The True Form Of Rosalina
18. Smashboards
19. Boinkity Comics
20. Worst of Internet 3: Attack of the WWOEC
21. CWC: Behind The Music
22. POS Fad Rapefest
23. Arlong Park Mayhem
24. Audio Mayhem: Bob Rivers' Skullfucking Adventure
25. Mobties: Adventures in Gendercide
26. Touhou Mayhem: Girls of Gensokyo
27. Who Bleeds the Bleedmen (Part 1)
28. Who Bleeds the Bleedmen (Part 2)
29. dokimos.org: Jesus is My Web Designer
30. FurrMetalAlchemist: Furries In Time
31. Pikachu Mayhem
Side Dishes
01. The Funs of Fetishes by SK and Ben
02. Meta-Coral: Part 1 by Ben and Spat
03. Queen of Fighters by SK, SABERinBLUE and Kennyman666
04 Draw Every Pokemon - Krem Edition by Ben and Spat
: Safe to look at. : Some fairly strange stuff, but generally worksafe.: Pretty graphic, but conservative with naughty bits.: Explicitly pornographic horror show.: Oh god. What. What.Main Course
01.
Dumb Best of deviantArt02.
Mrs. Franklin's 1999 - 2000 5th grade class03.
The Worst of Cosplay04.
The Worst of Pokemon Fanart 1 (Devart and friends)05.
The Worst of Pokemon Fanart 2 (AGNPH)06.
The Worst of Myspace07.
Isao Mayhem08.
The Worst shit ever09.
Sonichu Mayhem 10.
CWC: Gentleman Mayhem11.
Worst of Internet 2: Dumb Best of WTF12.
Static's worst Nightmares Mayhem13.
The Worst of Cosplay 2: Murderers at 'Large'14.
Dumb Best of Hentai Foundry15.
CWC: Bonus Stage16.
Dumb Best of deviantArt: Sonic Prelude17.
You Cannot Grasp The True Form Of Rosalina18.
Smashboards19.
Boinkity Comics20.
Worst of Internet 3: Attack of the WWOEC21.
CWC: Behind The Music22.
POS Fad Rapefest23.
Arlong Park Mayhem24.
Audio Mayhem: Bob Rivers' Skullfucking Adventure25.
Mobties: Adventures in Gendercide26.
Touhou Mayhem: Girls of Gensokyo27.
Who Bleeds the Bleedmen (Part 1)28.
Who Bleeds the Bleedmen (Part 2)29.
dokimos.org: Jesus is My Web Designer30.
FurrMetalAlchemist: Furries In Time31.
Pikachu MayhemSide Dishes
01.
The Funs of Fetishes by SK and Ben02.
Meta-Coral: Part 1 by Ben and Spat03.
Queen of Fighters by SK, SABERinBLUE and Kennyman66604
Draw Every Pokemon - Krem Edition by Ben and Spat
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