Yoshi: and... he's got a very "peculiar" brand of christianity
BioSpark: o cool
Yoshi: but, let's get down on the hitlist with evolution!
Sixteenth Circle: Suspicion
Kenny: Oh hey it's there "here's some gays" teacher
Saber: it
Saber: it's professor snape
Soap: "We're going to tear up that nice constitution you and your bros spent so much time writing. Heheheh..."
Saber: it's part of an overarcing canon
Soap: she discovers how to use her Bankai in this arc.
BioSpark: nice bold underlined and italics on that I
Yoshi: see
Yoshi: i can't help but think there's something dirty about "her" close friends
SK: so uh
Kenny: So um
Kenny: Who is she talking to
SK: this is a tract about a woman commanding george washington to do her bidding?
BioSpark: you
Soap: she's talking to the portrait of George Washington, and by extension, America.
Soap: this is a comic explaining how the liberal agenda is being pushed on our schools AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Soap: the FUCKING LIBERALS are corrupting the minds of our children.
Soap: it's fucking absurd.
Yoshi: so ms evil teaches the evil theory of evilution
Yoshi: and it's up to lil' suzy again to set everyone straightwith this!
Seventeenth Circle: Rejection
Kenny: ...
Saber: hey kenny
Saber: it's chocolove
Melvana: i come in here, less than a minute i'm thrown off by that face
Kenny: What the hell is wrong with that guy
BioSpark: WE COME FROM DINOSAURS????
Kenny: lol
SK: ...
SK: oh god its THESE christians
Yoshi: just you wait
BioSpark: haha look at the kids face
Melvana: i don't want to anymore...
Yoshi: yeah his black people faces are... interesting
SK: i like the guy with a meatball for a head
Soap: Guys, I know what happens in the book "Twilight." I know because I was there.
Saber: the "god was there you were
Saber: "werent"
Saber: tautology
Saber: is depressingly prevalent
SK: I didn't run that red light, officer
SK: I should know, i was there
BioSpark: so god wrote the bible? he was there
Melvana: he was THERE
Kenny: He was there, man
BioSpark: maybe ms. henn is a dinosaur
SK: its like the bolded words kinda all make sense
SK: except FIRST man and FIRST dinosaur
Yoshi: well it's a comic book
Melvana: It makes MILLIONS of sense
Yoshi: you're always supposed to bold random words in comic books
Yoshi: haven't you ever read one
Soap: maybe photoshop this to be the same but with T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics in it.
Kenny: I can't get over that guy's head.
Eighteenth Circle: Illogic
Melvana: bad things are bad
Melvana: i didn't know that!
SK: what if they believe we came from apes, but the apes came from God?
SK: HUH?
SK: WHAT THEN?
BioSpark: guys are we sinning by doing coral mayhem?
Melvana: yes
Yoshi: well we're all horrible sinners
Melvana: coral mayhem keeps us from heaven
Melvana: did you know that?
Soap: Don't believe anything God says. That guy's a troll.
SK: Sinning is what keeps us from getting to heaven! Unless we, y'know, sin then ask for forgiveness, thats okay.
SK: Okay I don't want to get off topic and onto a general religion debate but dear fuck this isn't making it easy!
Soap: sinning is blowing up all my worms that I intentionally gathered into one place
SK: sinning is stealing your friends soulsphere
Melvana: this comic should also work under the title "why i stopped paying any attention to religion as a whole; the comic"
Yoshi: also once again, people in chick tracts who aren't christians have never heard even the basic tenets of christianity
Kenny: "Let's not listen to school teachers"
Kenny: "But to random little kid"
Yoshi: she is the light of our world
Saber: and he is the blac
Saber: k
Melvana: looking at it a bit more, she looks like..a kind of animal
Nineteenth Circle: Exaggeration
Yoshi: alright
Yoshi: seriously...
Yoshi: saber correct me if i'm wrong
Yoshi: but I'm pretty sure this isn't in the bible
Kenny: Wait
Kenny: What
Saber: uh
Saber: oh uh
Saber: she's probably talking about herod
BioSpark: i comethed unto urmom
Melvana: Why does every single educational thing have a boy named 'Timmy'
Melvana: why is that obligatory
SK: At least its not Billy
Yoshi: well, at least they mixed it up with a black timmy
Melvana: yeah, but then we could make a billy two moons pun
Saber: he should have been named Lavernius
SK: true!
Saber: or Lemonjello
Soap: The angels were watching it! They even filmed it and put it on YouTube! Check out the epic battle here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Yoshi: but seriously this just makes me think of jesus and mary in the manager
Yoshi: and then like
Yoshi: suddenly armies of demons attack the farm
Yoshi: and like
Yoshi: mary pulls out the rocketlauncher
Yoshi: and then jesus gets the beserk pack
Saber: the +3 Sacred Rocketlauncher
Kenny: Well
Kenny: Jesus knew Kung Fi
Kenny: Fu
SK: I like the silhouettes...in broad daylight
SK: thats how lighting works
Yoshi: thats how "too lazy to draw" works
BioSpark: god invented light right? ask him
Kenny: Her face in second panel
Kenny: Her eyes
Soap: this girl is an actual prophet of God.
Soap: maybe we should stop making fun of her.
Kenny: This girl is why we can't have nice things
SK: God fought for your soul, so you could live and worship him so he could feel better about himself SHIT SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN
Twentieth Circle: Death
SK: OKAY WIZARD
SK: OKAY DUNGEON MASTER
SK: OKAY MOTHER
Saber: I love the evil DM
Melvana: YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE.
BioSpark: You don't exist anymore.
Kenny: "I declare her dead"
SK: wow
Melvana: new entry to the list of things i say to people daily
SK: I didnt know Calypso was into DnD
Melvana: and i also did not know he crossdressed
Kenny: Um
Saber: also
Kenny: That's not how death in DnD works
Soap: this is not DnD. This is Dark Dungeons.
Soap: it's the Christian version of the game.
SK: thats what im going to do the next time we're playing a game and someone gets eliminated
SK: they'll try to talk and i'll just say
SK: "GET OUT OF HERE, YOSHI. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE"
Melvana: new doom obituary i hope
SK: ^ very yes
Melvana: in fact, that'll be my new skype description RIGHT NOW
Saber: Marcie should have had some failed perception rolls
Saber: and then the poison trap had to attack her reflex and then the poison attacks her fortitude
Yoshi: <Saber>: nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd!
Saber: and a few turns later if she fails the saving throws versus poison, she falls unconscious and then fails three death saves
Saber: THEN she's dead and doesn't exist any more
Yoshi: <Yoshi348> Maybe they won't notice that I know this shit too!
SK: DIE, MARCIE! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
Soap: This fucking comic doesn't exist.
SK: i like how this panel had no context but
SK: we went so far with it
Yoshi: sk: it's the start of the tract so
Twenty-First Circle: Witchcraft
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Saber: ELFSTAR
Melvana: THE
Melvana: REAL POWER
BioSpark: [power level joke]
Melvana: wh
Melvana: what the
Melvana: that face near the end there
Soap: oh god
Soap: that face
SK: Wowwww
Yoshi: yeah chick can draw some pretty great faces
Saber: that face needs to replaces sjasface
Melvana: imagine that face coming up and screaming at you while you fumble for the smg
Kenny: Mind bondage
Melvana: mind bondage
BioSpark: mind bondage
Kenny: Jeez
Kenny: She knows nothign
Kenny: REAL ULTIMATE POWER is not magic.
Kenny: It's ninjas.
Melvana: i wish they could just say 'mind control'
SK: does this mean that my playing doom has trained me to be a demon-killing marine on mars?
SK: fuck yeah
Saber: god I just love how the DM is this emaciated dominatrix witch type
Yoshi: $200.00! Because it's important to know the amount of cents I bilked out of my parents with mind bondage
SK: Priestess AND witch? Pick one class, woman!
Soap: also, things that happen in DND happen in real life. -The Bible
SK: I HAVE MAGIC POWER FROM DnD
SK: I USE IT TO PLAY MORE DnD
SK: She used MIIIND CRUSH on her father
Saber: hey guys
Saber: I read some anti-DnD articles on jack chick's site
Saber: one of the main arguments they put forth
Saber: is that
Saber: if you cast an authentic arcane spell in DnD
Saber: the demon that the spell summons will come forth
Saber: even though you didn't mean it
Kenny: Yes
Soap: hahahahaha what
Kenny: That's how magic works!
Saber: because going through the motions is the same as casting the spell with intent
Saber: soap I swear to god
Soap: I have to read this sometime.
Yoshi: this
Yoshi: it's important to realize this
Saber: like
Kenny: Jesus fuck
Saber: it was written by a guy who used to be mad into the occult
Yoshi: this guy actually thinks demon summoning spells exist
Saber: and apparently WOTC guys would occasionally come to the convent or whatever to do authenticity checks on DnD spells
Soap: I like the second panel, too, with all the dudes in robes.
Soap: I guess those are family members?
Kenny: DnD is a gateway drug
Soap: like, do they already have that room in their house?
Soap: pentagram and everything?
BioSpark: that is the mind bondage site
Yoshi: no they're in a featureless void soap
Saber: so I guess the guy thought that to cast fireball in DnD you have to get out the candles and make a circle and chant shit
Saber: instead of, you know, rolling a d20
Melvana: according to wiki
Melvana: jack chick is the most published author of all time
Melvana: comic book author more like
Soap: Melvana: proof that people vandalize wiki, obv.
SK: yoshi
SK: you made saber talk about DnD
SK: what the fuck is wrong with you
Yoshi: it's coral man
Kenny: I have my dice right here
Kenny: One d20 roll
Kenny: 14
Kenny: I have no idea what I rolled for
Yoshi: you fool
Yoshi: you summoned a demon in peru
Kenny: But I'm sure it made a demon appear
Saber: you saved versus demon summon
Twenty-Second Circle: Obssesion
Melvana: NOOOOOO
SK: ...
SK: did she kill herself because her character died
Yoshi: of course
SK: ...
Soap: DnD: Serious Motherfucking Business
SK: and jack belives that DnD caused it, doesnt he
BioSpark: a part of her died? it looks like all of her died
Saber: haha I love those italics
Saber: you didn't HAVE to do that
Saber: it was really nice of you though!
SK: hahaha
SK: You didn't HAVE to do that
SK: You could if you WANTED, but you didn't HAVE to
Melvana: she seems a bit happy about it...
Yoshi: melv: that's why they added the "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
BioSpark: whenever samus dies in metroid fusion a part of me dies
Saber: haha the fucked up moire patterns on the scan in the last panel
Saber: makes it look like a drug trip
Saber: wait though
Saber: didn't the rope have to make an attack roll versus neck?
Soap: well, guys, I guess she doesn't exist anymore! Oh ho ho~
SK: Also did her parents not try to open her dor
SK: It wasnt locked obviously
Saber: I also like how she signed the note
Saber: you know just to make sure there was no ambiguity
Twenty-Third Circle: Intimidation
Soap: I don't want to be Elfstar anymore.
Soap: Elfstar
Soap: Elfstar
Saber: elfstar
Saber: elfstar
Saber: elfstar
BioSpark: saber stop, you're getting out of control
SK: elfstar elfstar elfstar elfstar hourai hourai hourai hourai
Saber: I like how the DnD player that was worthy of promotion into the super secret DnD cult was the one that named her character Elfstar
SK: I just want to remind you all that people legitimately think that this is what DnD players do
Soap: Elfseph Elfstar
BioSpark: elfstarkirby
Miracle Fassad: Wasn't Will Ferrell the star of that one move "Elf"?
Miracle Fassad: So that girl is Will Ferrell?
Soap: even worse, Fassad. She's a character in a Jack Chick comic.
Twenty-Fourth Circle: Helplessness
BioSpark: Sob
Miracle Fassad: "Sob. I say sob to project that I am sad rather than actually crying."
Saber: and of course
Saber: it's the sexy jock in the letter jacket that come sand straightens it all out
SK: EVERYTHINGS FALLING APRT
SK: YOU CANT CONTROL ME, YOU CANT CONTROL MEH
Kenny: Praying and fasting
Soap: I'm skipping my meals... so you can eat twice as much! What a good friend I am!
Kenny: Masturbating and squirtin'
SK: I've been skipping meals, so if I die, it's YOUR fault!
BioSpark: she needs to add Lord Jesus to her party
Melvana: LordJesus
Kenny: Spiritual Warfare for the Nintendo Entertainment System
Soap: Lord Jesus... you mean... Godstar.
Kenny: Lord Raptor
SK: is there an image on the internet called "Lord Raptor Jesus"
Melvana: looking it up right now
SK: if so, please kill anyone who has this saved to their computers unironically
Kenny: If there's not, something is wrong with internet
Melvana: why would you do that for me?
Melvana: cuz ur a gurl
Yoshi: hahah
Yoshi: step #1: fast
Yoshi: step #2: convert girl to christianity
Yoshi: step #3: ???
Yoshi: step #4: profit!
SK: step #5: get a better meme
Yoshi: :(
BioSpark: is that her arm, sticking out of her boob?
Kenny: Anatomy
Yoshi: holy shit i didn't notice that
Yoshi: usually saber's the one who calls out this shit
Soap: BioSpark hits us with the real questions.
Kenny: The arm isbent weirdly as fuck
Melvana: that's how lordjesus made her
Melvana: don't diss
Soap: oh, I know! She was waving her arms too hard casting those Satanic DnD spells!
SK: saber's fighting his religious beliefs right now
SK: he'll brb
Melvana: she could just
Melvana: y'know
Melvana: stop coming to the sessions
SK: but melvana
Melvana: but that's not how it works without lordjesus
SK: they'll KILL HER CHARACTER
Melvana: then you'll kill a part of ME
Twenty-Fifth Circle: Hatemongering
SK: SATAN IS THE ENEMY?!
BioSpark: the enemy (Satan)
SK: OKAY, GOTCHA
Soap: THE ENEMY IS SATAN IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW BY NOW
SK: :greatmindsx100:
Kenny: bondage of witchcraft
Kenny: Hot
Kenny: BURN THEM!
SK: I like the P in repent not being underlined
Yoshi: he couldn't figure out how to underline a letter that goes under the line
Kenny: Rock music
Melvana: yeah fukk rock music, put some dr. dre on
Soap: Did you know? "Rock" is another word for "Satan."
SK: Welp, Jesus AND Batman hate rock music
SK: I might want to kill myself now
Saber: Tony Stark returns
SK: I just imagine the guy stopping after his sentence to mumble bible versus under his breath
Kenny: Bible versus
BioSpark: wow i didn't know John 4:4 talks about Dungeons and Dragons
Kenny: Bible versus DnD sourcebook
Yoshi: kenny: they're about as thick
Miracle Fassad: Bible vs. Capcom
SK: Bible Vs Capcom 2, New Age of Saviors
SK: Bible Savior 2, Alex Trebek's Damnation
Miracle Fassad: "It's the Daily Double! How many of your sins will you wager?"
Soap: shit, guys, think of all the rock music we've been hosting on Tournament of the Picks. We're going to hyper hell.
Yoshi: I like how soap picks the rock music and not the guro porn
SK: well yoshi
SK: God didn't say ANYTHING about inflation porn now did he!
SK: Bible Scrabble
SK: Bible Bookworm
SK: Bible Checkers
Melvana: Jesus's Bizarre Adventure
Kenny: Bible Big Brother
Kenny: Bible Monopoly
Miracle Fassad: Bible Life
Miracle Fassad: Bible Clue
Soap: Bibles and Beasts
Twenty-Sixth Circle: Arson
Melvana: i do like how they just burn shit
Melvana: that's pretty awesome
Soap: Read this right-to-left. You see a guy burning. A girl watches and says "thank you, Lord, for setting me free."
Kenny: Dude totally rolled a natural 20 when he cast that fireball
Yoshi: where are they burning this anyway
Yoshi: like
SK: Love=Buildings on fire
Yoshi: aren't there health code violations for making a big bonfire
SK: ...i probably got that entirely wrong but fuck it, talking heads reference hell yeah
Melvana: thank you, talking heads, for setting me free
Soap: "Fuck your human health code laws and your burning laws and your shitty ozone layer. Fuck it all." - Jesus Christ
Kenny: I love how it's light in the first panel
Kenny: And dark in the second
Yoshi: kenny: the sun was also occult
Yoshi: and needed to be burned
Saber: http://www.paragonsigma.com/images/elfstar.gif
Kenny: lol what Saber
SK: i dont
BioSpark: haha nice saber
Melvana: she's ignoring the fact that she has her shoes and is a dog?
Saber: also I like how he is casting a spell
Kenny: Yes
Kenny: I already said that
Saber: he is invoking the power of God
Soap: But it's not hell fire, it's holy fire. It does the same damage and everything but it also makes Jack Chick happy.
SK: Thank you lord for setting me free...from...something.
Twenty-Seventh Circle: Sacrifice
SK: uh
SK: i think it was the CANDY that kids like
SK: dipshit.
BioSpark: Halloween is no joke.
Melvana: The Daily POS - These guys are really spooky.
Miracle Fassad: "I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'm in a satanist cult."
Soap: "Those guys were really spooky." ruins the mood of the whole thing, gj Jack
SK: "JUST SO YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SCARY"
BioSpark: since when is human sacrifice on the rise
Saber: I like how in buffy Halloween is the one night of the year where all the vampires, demons, witches, etc, make it a point to NOT DO ANYTHING, because they hate how commericalized the holiday has become
Melvana: people dressing up and getting candy, so jack chick has to ruin it by going YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATIN'
SK: <Jack> Kids getting candy? Fuck that noise. My kids aren't getting candy becuase some random people are being un-holy.
Twenty-Eight Circle: Madness
Kenny: Art
Yoshi: this is where we start jumping off the chain compeltely
Saber: wait
Saber: what the
Saber: what
Yoshi: we're going fucking nuts
Saber: what
Yoshi: hold on to your hats
Kenny: Yoshi
Kenny: This is the one where he goes on a killing spree when learning Santa isn't real, right
Melvana: what did harry kill everyone over his tooth or something?
Soap: he probably punched some fool's teeth out and took the teeth to sacrifice them to the tooth fairy.
BioSpark: he killed the tooth fairy
SK: Die The Monster. You don't etc.
SK: <HsienKo> A MONSTER? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I AM? :inevitable:
Twenty-Ninth Circle: Rage
Yoshi: but yeah here's what kenny spoiled prick
BioSpark: wow kenny you called it
Kenny: Best part is that he starts SPROUTING FLAMES
Melvana: holy fuck, he's like literally burning with rage there
SK: ...
SK: THAT KID IS ON FUCKING FIRE
Saber: the YOUTH responsible is in police custody
BioSpark: haha terrorist attack
BioSpark: people who don't believe in santa claus are terrorists
Soap: IF SANTA CLAUS ISN'T ALLOWED TO EXIST, THEN YOU PATHETIC MORTALS AREN'T ALLOWED TO EITHER. I WILL END YOU HERE AND NOW
Kenny: It's like Ouendan
Kenny: YAAAAAAAAAH!
Kenny: See
Kenny: That's what this is
Kenny: He called for Ouendan
Kenny: Thus the flames
Kenny: And the yell
Kenny: And how he managed to do the impossible
Saber: kenny the real question is
Saber: what was the song played
Kenny: The Drums
Soap: I bet it was rock music playing.
Soap: and then the Ouendan arrive, dressed as Santa.
SK: THAT FUCKING KID IS ON FIRE GODDAMNIT
Saber: also dig Joni Mitchell in panel 3
Yoshi: also man look at the newscaster in panel 3
Yoshi: it's like
Melvana: newscaster in panel 3
Yoshi: she's stoned out of her GOURD
Saber: it's Joni Mitchell
Yoshi: she is completely bored that 2 kids just got killed by another kid
SK: my god
SK: the kids mon
SK: mom*
SK: 4kids usopp voice
SK: seriously
Miracle Fassad: ....
Miracle Fassad: Cannot unhear
Miracle Fassad: Damn you SK
SK: aboslutely fucking amazing
Saber: WhAT? HE's oNlY 8 yeArs OlD!!
BioSpark: IF SANTA DOESN"T EXIST THAT MEANS GOD DOESN"T EXIST TOO RIGHT???????????????
BioSpark: BUT SATAN IS THE ENEMY AND HE EXISTS!
Soap: Santa is an anagram for Satan. Pass it on.
SK: God is an anagram for dog. Pass it on.
Melvana: well this is gonna make christmas a bit more interesting
SK: Santa is real and it is not fun
Thirtieth Circle: Enemies
BioSpark: virgin**
BioSpark: the first panel looks like fucking wikipedia
Kenny: There's such a random collection of people in that panel
Soap: No Prayers
Saber: I love the halloween witch that's just hangin out there
Kenny: No Prayers
Kenny: Final Destination
BioSpark: that second panel looks p. racist
Melvana: i also like the random witch there
Saber: what's the last dude in panel 2
Saber: an evil archeologist?
Saber: OH
Saber: OH MY GOD
Yoshi: evilotion
Saber: A PALENTOLOGIST
Saber: A PALEANTOLOGIST
Saber: THE FUCK
Soap: <BioSpark> the first panel looks like fucking wikipedia
Soap: He never sinned.citation needed
BioSpark: oh is that a north korean? lol
Yoshi: also I like the upperright guy who has no arm
Yoshi: er
Yoshi: left
Kenny: Yoshi348: It's Rayman
Saber: I also like how he's stabbing with that knife
SK: the guy in panel 1 has youngbloods disease, be nice :(
Kenny: Liars, pagans, hypocrites and god haters
Kenny: Gotta catch 'em all
Thirty-First Circle: Audacity
Soap: hahahahahahaha
Soap: hahahahahahahah
BioSpark: lol
Soap: ahahahahahahahaha
Kenny: This is king
Melvana: the MONSTER
BioSpark: next to osama bin ladin
Soap: killing people over being told Santa isn't real = bombing the World Trade Center
SK: even better, this kid grew up and continued to kill people because his parents lied about santa
SK: that
SK: that is hardcore extreme
Saber: I want that chaplain to be Obama
Saber: or Kid Dynamite
Kenny: "Oh, yes you do!"
Kenny: "Oh, yes we can!"
Saber: dude
Saber: bin laden is like
Saber: the most pleasantly drawn person in any of these tracts
Saber: LOOK at that
SK: i thought it couldnt get more ridiculous than 'DnD makes people kill themselves' but dear fuck this takes the cake
Yoshi: [19:00] SK: i thought it couldnt get more ridiculous than 'DnD makes people kill themselves' but dear fuck this takes the cake
Yoshi: hahahahaha
Yoshi: uh boy
Yoshi: oh man
Yoshi: you'll shit yourself next page
Thirty-Second Circle: Insanity
Kenny: YES
Kenny: THIS ONE
BioSpark: GOD shut the door
Melvana: Snif!
BioSpark: lol underground water
BioSpark: i thought it rained for 40 days
Saber: one little known detail about noah's ark is that it's actually implied pretty heavily in the bible that it had never rained before the flood
SK: YOU MUST BE HARDENED WITH FIRE
Yoshi: this is
BioSpark: since when did plants release all this and dinosaurs then died and aerpaoishgpoawiht
Soap: this
Kenny: This seriously is.
Yoshi: I love the rather nonchalant footnote "In 1841 [dragons] were renamed dinosaurs!"
Yoshi: no explanation
Saber: I like how the diplodocus gave birth to a sock puppet
Saber: voiced, in my mind, by Gilbert Gottfried
Yoshi: but yeah god sure thought this dragon thing out huh
Saber: also
Saber: second to last panel
Saber: Gene Wilder
SK: this
SK: page
Thirty-Third Circle: Scapegoating
Kenny: "The whole world hated them"
SK: HITLER
SK: WAS
SK: RIGHT
Kenny: Dude in third panel is Monopoly guy
Melvana: GOD IS ANGRY!
Saber: I SAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO JOLLY OLD ENGLAND?
BioSpark: the whole world hated them
BioSpark: who? the nazis or jews?
Soap: we are the Wandering Jew
Yoshi: also what the fuck is with britain being singled out specifically
SK: I
SK: have lost all will to care
SK: what the fuck is this
SK: this is horeshit
SK: its not even
SK: its just
SK: this is insanity
Kenny: This... is Coral Mayhem.
Yoshi: I'm kinda sad wally isn't here to comment on this one
SK: rob!!
SK: damnit rob, I need your help
SK: Ouendan!!
Saber: I love that GOD IS ANGRY-->
Saber: it's like it's going to point to one of those stan lee issue references
Saber: GOD IS ANGRY-->ISH #4
Kenny: GOD IS ANGRY! Yeah over there just look -->
Kenny: He's yelling and shit
SK: I like the "Why?"
SK: with the chick just kinda like *shrug* in the middle of a bunch of suffering people
Melvana: why? whatever..
Yoshi: okay
Yoshi: final round
Yoshi: all this time, I haven't covered one thing
Yoshi: jack's crazy hatred/fear of catholics
Yoshi: but
Yoshi: well
Yoshi: this one is all that needs to be said
Kenny: Panel 4
Saber: that's the OBJECTION animation for that one attorney
Kenny: Edgeworth?
Kenny: [.objection=edgeworth]We blame Israel![/objection.]
THE CENTER OF HELL: CORAL MAYHEM
Kenny: Noone eqpects the Jesuit inquisition
Soap: hitler penis.jpg
BioSpark: so does this mean hitler is in heaven?
Kenny: See THE GODFATHERS
BioSpark: i like how the maid is just randomly sitting there in the third panel
Saber: imagine bass-pounding conspiracy music playing over this
Kenny: ARE YOU READY?
Kenny: THREE
Kenny: TWO
Kenny: ONE
Kenny: GO!
SK: HYPER COMBO FINISH
SK: K.O.
Yoshi: let's get this straight
Yoshi: the claim here is that\
Yoshi: the catholic church set up the holocaust
Yoshi: and europe totally knows all this, but the us doesn't
Yoshi: isn't that right kennyu
Kenny: Yoshi
Kenny: I'm sworn to secrecy
Kenny: Duh
Final Thoughts
Yoshi: so
Yoshi: what have we learned
BioSpark: hitler was a good guy
SK: Jack Chick is a fucking moron.
Kenny: Dinosaurs are dragons
Melvana: that i hate everyone know
Soap: Jack Chick caused 9/11, the holocaust, and
SK: I can't even
SK: theres no jokes
SK: theres nothing enlightening i can say
SK: frankly
SK: im embarrassed that this person is human
Yoshi: there is something i can saw
Kenny: There's something I can saw, too
Kenny: That's Jack Chick's neck
Saber: ELFSTAR
Soap: Elfstar
Kenny: `randem Jack Chick
Soap: that Jack Chick he go maximum to achive is goal
Kenny: Well said, Soap
