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| WELCOME TO POKéGREG'S POKéMON WAREHOUSE! /!\ THE LEGENDARY POKéMON DRAGONITE IS ON SALE TODAY! BUY WHILE YOU CAN! /!\ Hello my friends, today is your lucky day. Why is that? Because you have by the blessing of the pokégods stumbled upon a website that will change your life! That site is the one you are viewing now! Hello, I'm PokéGreg, and I have been a professional pokémon trainer, catcher, collector, battler, watcher, and contester for over 30 years! I think it is needless to say that: my ability to catch pokémon is peerless! In fact, you might not believe it yet (but you will once you order from me) but I have happen to caught every species of pokémon there is! How did I do it? Years of practice and persistence, my friends! There is actually a bad thing about having every pokémon there is though. I have nothing left to pursue after! This is a dilemma for me and fortunately I have a solution: open up a shop. This also solves the problem that I have no job and live off of what checks I receive from my supporters! But I won't be greedy! Prices are low! This site is a store where you can buy from my vast collection of pokémon at the lowest prices ever seen! Nobody will beat my prices! You might ask, how can I possibly offer such low prices? It is sacrifice of quality, yes? Well how wrong you are! My pokémon are only of the highest quality! I take good care of them and feed them well!I offer low prices becaue I am a good person, and I do not believe in ripping off the consumers and customers who visit my store! When you buy from PokéGreg you buy from somebody whose pokémon is always kept in prime condition and friendly for new trainers. Quality pokémon at a quality price! This site exists to help you build your collection and I know in my heart that it will succeed spectacularly! Happy browsing, trainer! LATEST UPDATES: Now we have sometghing a little different: pokémon eggs! Just request a pokémon be sent in egg form and it will be done! Note that this doesn't work on legendary pokémon, but I think it will someday once I perfect the science. TESTIMONIALS: "Hey, Greg. It's alright if I call you Greg, right? Anyway I just wanted to let you know that the Pidgey you sent me works great. My Pidgey is the envy of my peers, and we all agree that it is the best Pidgey we have ever seen! It was definitely worth the mere ten dollars I paid for it. I would recommend this site to anybody looking for a quality pokemon from a quality vendor. Thumbs up, keep it up, whassup whassup whassup!" - Jason Wells, Wyoming, USA "dude this paras is fuckin great!" - Mitch Smith, Tennessee, USA |      |