AND IN THIIIS CORNER
WEIGHING IN AT NEGATIVE FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS IS "A BLACK HOLE"
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit..."
"I HAD A BAD DREAM AGAIN"
#1 Status report ASAP!Er, no, wait, give me the SECOND status report first!!
Umm...err...
Who are you people!? There's a scary guy.
.......... ---Some sea monster---And now over to Servbot #12 with the weather
Remember these characters?! Didn't expect to see them so soon, huh!?
Anime would like to take a moment to remind you all that women can, in fact, be attractive
Hey! Those are the Border Patrol ladies that chased us! The border patrol--- What? The dudes that appeared!?
Who're you calling dudes!? I'm a womanSeriously, even the lego people can decipher genders better than you, lady...
Great--- I've gone and done it again---"Now theres going to be art on ariesdies about this!"
Masuyo! Look at that! ..........Fascinating.
It's an Octy! It's one of the Octy race!---It's a member of the Octy family! It's one of many creatures that go by the name "Octy"! Did I mention Octy yet?
Tron, there's a Rebird too!...rebird? Is that like Reverb except changed because Americans just HATE music?
Darn it! What the heck's going on here!?Oh, what, no cut to the Rebird to see it standing around doing nothing?
It sure got noisy now---"When they stop the drum machine and I can think again..."
Wait, Mitsu, we can take advantage of'em Huh? Our enemies are many. Maybe we can get'em on our side. So, we save the taking out the trash part later"And have them help us take out the trash now.........wait...
Your comprehension level has increased. You can fight dogs now!!But this ISN'T a game, Taki
Shut up"I'm trying to think of something but all I can think to tell them is 'Shut up'"
Hey,you over there!.Um---They're --- uh, enemies! Fight them if you don't wanna die!YOU WILL BE KILLED BY DEMONS
Huh!?"What!? What's 'die' mean!?"
That moron--- There's surely a better way to talkYeah, did you see that extra period and missing space? He's TERRIBLE at punctuating his speech!
W-what do we do? Masuyo--- Let's join them and fight. We gotta take on the Octies and Rebirds, anyway."If we don't, they're going to blindly stare at someone into submission"
Is that okay, Tron? Darling Tron, please answer! Awfully familiar of you to call me "darling"...Oh GOD, there IS art about this on ariesdies isn't there?!
---I guess there's no choice......well, no, there REALLY is...
You sure about this? At least for now. We'll battle it out and gather info.
...she wants my soul :(
God there's a whole coral mayhem's worth of the shit by now, isn't there!?
"I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA, I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YA"
"Did I say sexy I meant scary I mean wait"
So, wait, they can continue to bicker as long as they're fighting?
And it suddenly dawns on me that I've done exactly ONE FUCKING THING since this chapter started. This Prologue stuff eats.
Anyway, sorry to say but we gotta talk about this stupid, boring, unfun game before we can get back to the crisp dialogue: The chick pair and Tron are both ranged-only units, so we have some artillery now! I send chicks sideways to keep Mitsu from having his ass handed to him since Taki is still half the level away,
And Tron gets to grind up on these harmless fucks. Horray!
"It's making my eyeball melt!"
QUIT BEIN' A WUSSAY
KILLING THINGS IS FUN
LET'S ROCK
Rebird more like Redead...cuz...cuz its dead...
Just out of range, but I still get to have some fun anyway~
I can't wait to unleash the power that is "A Bullet"
More shots of killing things that are already dead
"HI MR REBIRD, WE'RE GOING TO BREAK YOU APART NOW, IS THAT OKAY?"
I decide to kill this thing...for...some reason?
HEEERE'S OCTY
I think this game needs to re-evaluate the meaning of 'Melee'
And of course he attacks the hot chick, what a perv
What, as opposed to the UNhard iron bar?
And your name..?Guh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
Why do you ask a ninja's name?"NINJAS HATE NAMES"
Hehehe, true enough. Those torn to shreds need no name, eh? That's right! Both our names are already forgotten!Well one of them was never even known so...
Geheheheh flowers
---You're right Benkei. Slicing the enemy across the fields--- Bliss!!!You'd need a pretty big sword for that...
What a horrible thing to say!What an improbable thing to say!
And what happens if you're so busy slicing, that another enemy shoots you to death?I'm not even sure these guys are aware of the concept of a gun, really
.........!YOU'RE SCARING LESTER, STOP IT
Um, I'm not so sure about that Masuyo"Shooting someone is really hard you know..."
Hiromi, that's called warcraft."We get them addicted to World of Warcraft then delete their account, they'll be MORTIFIED"
I---I think I'm afraid now---We're over here shooting skeletons and you're going on about shooting actual people, that's pretty scary...
"Bliss" you say? Then, surely you're prepared to be sliced across the fields. Wh-!?---Looks like Yoshi is channeling Krem!
"Hey bud, how the hell are ya!"
Look pal, we all want to get close to Taki but it ain't gonna happen
Er...what? Did you just take two completely random characters and make them related?
Oh, no, you were just setting up a perverted joke, of course~
That's sexual harrassment :Kalifa:
Who's the brat? Tarosuke--- He wandered the Infernal and Divine worlds, and isn't human
So, we beat the ones that escaped through the River Styx....the ones? What? The humans?! What!?
"Styx"? "Divine and Infernal worlds"? What's going on here!?I don't know if you realized this but you're not in Kansas anymore
Ok---I get in now You are?:facepalmofathousandfuckingflames:
I should consider your companion an ally, right? Yup! Isn't that right, Kagekiyo?...
..........I will cleave all!Save the hotties and you got yourself a fucking deal
Taira then engaged in 'coming'
I think KOS-MOS has been the only character to actually be effective at what they were meant to do in a mission
GOSTS
Man, TWO strong baddies this round, what a challenge!!!
