...Reverse...Time?
*GASP* A TIME TO USE HEAL!? IS THAT THE MYSTICAL GAME MECHANIC KNOWN AS...DIFFICULTY?
Which came in handy for killing this mage, I assure you!
Hey death, how's it hangin'? How's mum?
Alright look I already tired out the 'living dead' lines, don't provoke it...
"We played a lot of chess together in the afterlife..."
"How cute, it thinks it can defend itself that way~"
Wait, he's got ranged?
Amazing.
You pickin' a fight with me!?Er, no, quite the opposite in fac-
Keep yapping. You're looking less scarier by the minute. Yeah! You think you're so smart eh!?You and your fancy guns! I've got a fucking GUITAR!
All that whinin' getting old fast! You may have a point."Maybe I SHOULD shut up..."
But being shot to death is a thing that's never old!Yeah, hahaha, I remember when Rick shot me to death, good times...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWK
I REEEEEEALLY hate this fucking deth thing. GOD...
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Also Japan.
This effect is actually due to poison. This is great because I have NO method of curing it, and it doesn't go away on its own as far as I can tell.
only you can prevent tentacle rape
...actually what the HELL are the chinese chicks doing anyway? Fighting slimes? And Ryu and Ken are fighting Deths? The HELL am I thinking?
We could PROBABLY use a helping hand over here
Fucking HATE these guys!!! Grrrr!!
"Uh, guys, can...I get...a hand over here...everything getting dark..."
Leilei! Oh! Sweet honey!!!
Is he a friend of yours, eh? ---More like a nuisance"If that wasn't obvious from the first two conversations we had about this already."
Keeping it real, huh!? I dig it! YEE-HAAW!Being annoyed = keeping it real
"Don't piss me off or I'll tell everybody what else shrivelled up whenever you became undead!"
We're gonna need a
StOp BoNiNg Us
"Don't shoot, shoot, shoot that thing at me!"
"OH FU-"
"Coughing...up...blood...ubhauhag..."
How the hell'd you get here so fast!?
I don't intend to speak words"...wait, whoops."
Gonna let your fists talk? I'll let my ribs do the talking then!FEEEEED MEEEEEEE
WELCOME TO DIE
"MUH-THUR-FUCK-URR" :Predator:
"But your beautiful face will be unharmed"
...thanks Ken, thanks.
ylsuoivbO
Heyyyyy! Hold the phone! Leilei! Time to finish you off!And avoid having more beautiful conversations from this man? I think not!
You've already taken my heart out!And shattered my soul!
Anymore and it's gonna be "Lau" or "Pure Love" or some crap like that and I can't!So, if you kill him it's...true love?
Yuck!SUPER necrophilia!!
Guess I better finish you off so you'll never say that again! Those merciless words! I love you even more!Suddenly Darkstalkers became a VERY different game once I realized that half the characters get turned on by fighting
But I still have a job to do!My very important job of 'dicking around'!
Anyway, he threatens Jin and fogs out.
What's up with those guys!? We appriciate the help,but this is classified. Oh, the cold shoulder--- Are you and that chick sisters, huh?Speaking of sisters, I wonder what Lei-Lei's sister thinks of all this. Because she's been here the ENTIRE TIME :fanboyism:
"That chick"? (Chunli, huh?)ALL CHINESE PEOPLE ARE RELATED :datsracist:
Sure hope Japan's ok.
............I...I think Jin's dead!!
---Writing a report will be a pain---"this is much bigger than any of the many swarms of zombies I've fought before..."
Hey,maybe---"A wild party got so out of hand that got confused for a monster attack"--- Heh.Oh yeah, that happens all the time! Remember when Krem left the milk out on the counter and we all confused it for a bomb?
What attack? I see you're still a "donggua"DONGGUA DISLIKE SMOKE
A BIG donggua, indeed.Dude, put that huge donggua away
What's she talking about Bruce?I'll tell you when you're older...
---It means "helluva guy", damn it all....So they're facepalming and calling you a 'helluva guy', huh?
ALRIGHT, NEXT TIME ON NXC: WE'RE OFFICIALLY STARTING
