NxC Chapter 2-3: [s]Won't[/s] Get Fooled Again

I WANT TO LIIIIVE

eat Flaming Fists of Fury!

This attack is great because if the enemy is not directly in front of you (which, they fly upwards at pretty much every attack) then Jin just kinda swipes at air for a lot of his hits.

"I feel like I've seen this before..."

I ain't know you!!

You'd better not disgrace it. That's all.
I think it's a disgrace to even wear it in the first place.

(So King is still thinking of his master...)
Which is quite funny considering that Black Bravo is a jackass, and Armored King wore a metal cat-something mask, making this comparison completely stupid.

Pretty Princess Power~!

Hey! It's just like the game! Except ten times more enjoyable!

We DO have you surrounded this time! You're looking a bit fucked there, boyo!

Their melee skills excell as usual.

"Jin I hope you don't mind if I just shoot through you, kay?"

Awkward looking KO shot! Yesss!

"I mean, it was 14 on 1, but still!"

Escaping!?
That's nasty
I would say "no he's just a pussy" but then that would just engulf us in bad furry jokes

Nasty? Say that I know whent to escape
You gotta admit, it takes a smart person to know 'whent' to escape.

We'll meet again, Bravo Man...This battle's just begun.
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, BRAVO, NEXT TIME

Wait. I need to know something.
Not you again. I will not say a thing.
Wait! You coward!

You were already AT the building y- whatever

Hold the phone!
3rd or 4th time she's said that. The phone cannot be held any harder than it is being held now.

Well, all's well that ends well.
"Because this is all over, right?"

Things worked out well.
That's the spirit, Shion!
Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!

Please, wait. I have detected a new distortion.
NOW LOADING

Not another Quake!
There hasn't been a new Quake since jokes

Stop the ride I'm gonna be sick

What are those creeps?
Half the men they used to be :stp:

Scythe Weasels? They're from Japanese lore.
I WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT, BEING JAPANESE

I don't catch half the times they misspell a characters name in the text box. It's always a delight~

KOS-MOS! Analysis?
Unknown at present. No life readings. However, they're different from the Gnosis.
"But then again so is everything else we've encountered so that probably shouldn't be surprising."

Will bullets work?
Yes, you can shoot at them.
Well yeah you can shoot AT them, but will it WORK?
ALTERNATE CAPTION: Then why the fuck are we asking KOS-MOS

WHY YOU LITTLE

I don't know what they're up to...
Maybe we should ask.

I'm officially going to find whoever wrote that line and CHOP OFF THEIR BALLS

Seriously, I have to ask again, how did that translate from Japanese? Was the joke MEANT to make skull implode?

Wow, that was bad.
Even Wonder Momo cringed at that joke, man!

That type of word-play is not appropriate to use it now.
It's not appropriate to use EVER

Great, she don't like jokes, hmph!
I didn't realize someone said anything remotely close to a joke.

Anyway, there's no point asking what they want. We're going to wreck 'em
It doesn't matter what they're doing because I'm going to kill them anyway!!

S-S-S...SCAR...

Reiji...?
I-I'm all right. C'mon.
This probably meant nothing~

HOLY SHIT REIJI IS BECOMING SATEN

Enemy Attack Names to increase "How does that make any sense" Count

I can't believe they've got knives in both hands!
I think facing Zoro would cause her to have a heart attack

You've got too, huh?
Misspelling, or missing word?

These are my claws. Huh, and they're cool too!
Gotta fight with style!

DEMON CHAINGUNNERS SAVE ME FANS

:doingitright:

"Regardless that I would parrot this line even if we were targetting fire hydrants"

ENEMIES ON ALL SIDES

"AND I HAD TO WEAR A DRESS TODAY~"

That was necessary

SPINNING STAR ~~KICK~~

HOW DOES I POSE SUPERHERO

..........kay..........

Have you noticed yet? Something's fishy. They're looking for something.

"Don't talk, it makes it hard to ignore the urge to kill you for every horrible thing you say"

Reiji, what's the heck bothering you?
For's Pete Sake

Do not worry. I'm fine...
(The scar? It's 10 years old.)
Thanks for obviously yet randomly pointing out the connection between things that "happened 10 years ago"

I've been observing that scar...Did it open again while fighting!?
I've got coagulants
I am unable to detect any bleeding.
"I detected it with my vision"

ALRIGHT WHOO THE PLOT IS STARTING TO SHOW ITSELF

New enemies!?
What if they just happened to be someone casually walking by!? did you ever stop and think of that?!

They have no designation, but their structure is similar to the "Scythe Weasels"
I hope you don't mean physical structure because that doesn't make a LICK of sense

Whoa! A blue cow and a red horse!?
The cow from Earthbound is pissed!!

"It's making my Pika Sense tingle!!"

SLUTTY MCBITCHTITS IS ON THE MOVE

A woman!?
Whoa, awesome!
Female antagonists are sooo cool!

Yes yes, run home to...the...void...

They followed her orders!?
I stated the obvious!?

It's you...!

How are you, gentlemen

O-ho! So they came here because they found you. Long time no see, little one. Looks like everything about you's smaller.
UhOhDeFlAtIoN

Mind your own business, okay? Don't mess with my beautiful body.
Dont Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful

"MUST...STOP...STUPID...PERVERTED...JOKES..."

The same red jacket...Ahh, I get it. That boy must be your new partner.

She's never, ever going to shut up, is she?

(10 years ago.. She hasn't figured out about Reiji yet)
Shit's gettin serious :o

Hey, are you a Dark Stalker?
Now that I think about it, a "Darkstalker" is nothing more than a demon, so mentioning it is rather pointless.

It's like she is, and kinda isn't too.
"It's like she's a demon that DIDN'T come from the same world as us!! So confusing!!"

Who knows. We should have a nice chat next time. Ciao!
"I'm too busy thinking up more ways to show off how irresistable I am!"

If I don't hurry now, I'll be late for my date.
Don't be ridiculous! What are you doing here!?
You'll find out son.
SPOILERS XIAOMU IS THIS CHICKS SON.........oh god...

You, uh, generally point a gun when you say that...

"Which, again, is so secret, it's disguised as a park"

Oooh, now don't come and peek
"DID I MENTION I HAVE BOOBS MY OH MY"

There'll be a wonderful man and a dangerous date. A man from Shadowloo named Vega.
"Just to make sure that I lure you all at once!"

Shadowloo!?
What're you up to!?
Who knows?
I like how everytime someone doesn't want to reveal information, they just say "who knows" as if they realize that even they have no idea what they're trying to accomplish

Farewell everyone. Later...
Goodbye. Seeya. Bon voyage. Adios. Buh-bye.

I'll see you again.
IN MY DREEEAMS

I expect that. You look pale. Go to a doctor.
You can't cure nerdiness

That was in no way suspicious at all!

She killed the positive vibes :(

Reiji.. she...
Reiji, do you know here?
"Do you know where here is?"

See killed my dad
I guess that's a yes then?

Calm down, Reiji.
He looks depressed, you can't get much more down than that.

Xiaomu, don't look like that. It's not like you.
I'd be happy if she acted like ANYTHING that wasn't 'her normal self'.

We're headed to HQ in Roppongi.
"Because if you haven't guessed by now, I'm an unbelievably huge idiot."

Hold it. I don't know who she was, but she's clearly leading you on.
Yep, way too obvious. Dropping keywords like that just doesn't happen.
That woman is a talktive one.
"Which makes it really easy to fall into her traps. Yup."

What's her relation to you? She did kill your parents?
Hey King, take the mask off once in a while, you might actually be able to HEAR THINGS

Bruce, I've got an emergency there. I'll park the investigation.
"And then investigate the park."

Understood. We'll act and judge on our own.
Huh!? You're not gonna help!?
Well, see, that would mean that Bruce would have to be a complete idi-wait

With what? With that strange woman and her pet goon squad?
TEEN GOON SQUAD

They aren't our target. That said, the Shadowloo bit bugs me.
"They aren't our target, so we aren't going. But the Shadowloo part means that we ARE going."

I suppose you're right. We'll go to Roppongi.
Great idea, Bruce.
Yeah, I rock, didn't I?
This has been another episode of "Conversations With Bruce"

We're coming along too, right?
And we're coming with you too.
"It wouldn't be an adventure without pointlessly throwing ourselves into danger!"

Yay! Yeah!
"Dying is going to ROCK!"

I wouldn't want to be left alone either. We're coming too, Mister Arisu
I'VE GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GOOOOO

Okay do as you wish. But, you could get hurt.
I believe everyone has spoken from an understanding of that fact.
Good grief.
ROBO-OWNED

(Reiji, I wanted you to have peace...But I sort of...knew that this day would come... And... I may have to tell you the truth...)
"Maybe waiting so long to tell you was a dumb idea...whoops..."

Is something wrong? This doesn't seem... like you...
"I wasn't aware that comic relief characters could even GET emotional!"

Huh? No way. I'm as pumped as always!
Oh dear~ :3

Bring it on whenever, wherever!
The enemy have already dispersed. Our destination is already decided. Nothing more matter.
GRAMMAR...CHIP...MALFUNCTION...

Go and ruin my mood why don'tcha! Miss killjoy robot!
"here I was all pretending to be happy and you had to go and kill it!"

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