Muu Daimyo!
My, how cute.
You mustn't be fooled by appearances. He's very dangerous."He knows the deadliest technique of all: PUPPY DOG EYES"
I know. Judging on appearances isn't good... That applies to us.I dunno, I kinda like these two!
Oh god, the giant Muus are 20% stronger! Oh no!
Janga is a bit of a bitch, as you'll soon see
Obvio
HEEEEEEEEEERE'S FURRY
He's going to kill our PlayStation Network!
Hey, I'm sure they won't mind if I hurt you, heh.
Where's that clown!? Is he the one causing that "sickness"!?YES, YES HE IS, YOU CAME HERE TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU STUPID-
No idea. Come quiet and you might get to meet him.
Sakura! Don't fall for something that "moronic"!"I say 'moronic' because words cannot accurately describe how stupid that would be."
EEP!
And this is why I hate Janga. His attacks poison and there's still not a damn thing I can do about it.
HEEEEEEEEEEALIIIINGS, WHOA WHOA WHOOOA~
Well, considering the circumstances, this should be easy! I highly doubt anyone else will be here to attack me!
I imagine that she just kinda slows to mumbling random gibberish for no reason
Anyway, pointless taunt exchange, and,
"Even though I've already made that reason very obvious!"
...even though he's not.
Druaga, man, you just can't give someone else screentime without butting in, huh?
Huh!? More enemies!? What are monsters like that doind here!? The timing's too good..."I've...I've got it! They're WORKING TOGETHER! I know, it's farfetched, but I know it's true!"
Oh, I almost forgot. hese guys're handy with curses.Really? HOSE guys?
Bet it'd be fun if they got through that gate. Heheheheheh...ERROR: We would have coded a different scenario than just 'don't die' but that would have required effort
Through that gate there are 448 students...!EXACTLY THAT MANY
Yeah, they said they were heading here. To meet a ninja clan. Whatever.
I shall assist you!...k
That red gi! You are Guy, a Bushin-Ryu ninja... Indeed. I have come to see Raizou.But NOT Taizou
I am honor bound to assist you!Honorward Bound
Oh, yes! Principal Raizou has told me of you. "The justice's shadows will appear if needed"... You're well informed. They, like Giwano-Ryu, are ancient ninjas.POISON CAT, RIGHT BEHIND YOU
If the did show up means that...
That a great threat to the world have appeared"The threat of really bad grammar!"
My name is Ninja Commando Sho! I'm Guy's partner."Well, I'm actually Captain Commando's partner, but for this game's purposes I work with this Guy guy."
Oh great, I got more small fish to fry...! What a pain in the ass! A PAIN, YOU GOT IT!?JANGO knows that caps lock is the way to be taken seriously!
"A pain"...?"Sorry, I didn't hear that, did you say 'A Pain'?"
Such things are irrelevant to battle."Or, as you may put it, 'cry some more, pussy.'"
But Janga IS Hsien-KO!
So lots of really weak, easy enemies and one enemy that rapes! This is gameplay!
"So we agree on that thing we discussed telepathically?"
Oh, man, he might have been talking to ME
I guess I never really mentioned (though you probably noticed) that a persons partner will always just...leave whenever they are attacked. It's kinda odd that two people have one health bar and that if the leader is KO'd, the partner is as well. But, hey.
I noticed that this guy has quite an odd attack range. I just NOW realized that this thing has a ranged attack, and I have no idea what it would be since it just tackles.
WE KILLED "THE BLOB"
Teach! Teach to the Sky!
Obvi
Alright, this is officially pointless
Yo, what's with the old fart all trying to act hot!? Age has nothing to do with justice sense! See, that's the crap I hate the most!"As a villain, I HATE heroes!"
That's what's so good about you, kittyCriminals are HOT! >:3
Huh? Professor Kyoko!? Oh, nothing. Shall we, professor Hideo?...er, okay.
SILVER CHARIOT
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Retreeeat
"KISS ME YA FOOL"
They've learned the power of Adeline!
Heh, you will die, fools! You've no reason to say that. You don't semm to have the upper hand here."Except for our disability to cure poison. That will probably kill us."
Nice taunting there!
I ATTACKED ALONE LIKE AN IDIOT, HOW COULD I HAVE GONE WRONG
The villains will fall!I Am Hero
W-Wait up! Stop! My bad, okay!? I'm sorry! Gimme a break!MY CLAWS SLICING OPEN YOUR FACE WAS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT IT'S HARD TO MOVE IN THIS OUTFIT Y'KNOW?
You should finish him off. Wait, the battle's already over!"We've already won by route!"
Wow, Guy and Sho are such good ninjas that even the GAME can't tell which is which at times!
Hold on a moment. We have some questions for this kitten. Indeed. Besides, laying hands on the weak..."We just feel sorry for this punk."
Naive!Yeah, you JUST said that. Or Sho did. No one really knows.
Right! BYE NAIVE!THAT WORD IS THE MOST INSULTING THING YOU COULD SAY ABOUT SOMEONE
"HEY HEY, EVER HEARD OF CATLIKE REFLEXES?"
(There was a slash effect I missed
) I don't care anymore! Go to hell, whore!!Aww, he just wants someone to love :(
O-O-OVERKILL
Owwwww......owwww!! Who the HECK are you!?You obviously didn't read his Wiki page!
"But check out the cool light on my shirt!"
"IT MAKES ME MEEELT"
What an incredible darkness! All of you are in danger!
......... Akuma, Master of the Fist. What is the meaning of this?Master of the Fist, much different than the King of the Fist!
The Master of the Fist!? Impossible!"How can you rule over a body part!?"
U-Umm...Thank you for saving me!"Thanks for the help, Mr. Agent of Death!"
(How...calm.)"She's such a strong minde-ah who am I kidding she has no idea what's going on."
Go to Roppongi... There awaits a man you must meet. A man I must meet!? Could it be... !?Yeah, when I'm told that I need to go meet somebody, I always assume it's my favorite idol.
WAIT DIDNT MEAN TO USE THE HYPERCOMBO
WILL SOME FANGIRL GET TO MEET HER IDOL? FIND OUT IN THE SUSPENSEFUL SEQUEL CHAPTER
