AHM SCURRED
"And it's causing darkness to engulf our camera film!!"
GUYS, CHUN-LI THINKS SOMETHING IS FISHY
Yes.
Hmm? What? It feels like they're not stepping into their punches."They're just stepping into OUR punches..."
They're just trying to get their range right."Y'know, because it takes a lot of practice to hit things directly in front of you."
It feels less like they're fighting to win...
Is it time?
Very soon. I have detected a different person than my data. What...?
Did I say a different person because I meant FOUR different people.
I see familiar faces there"Look, Sakura, it's us before we were Midnight Bliss'd!" :injokeshorray:
Hey, Ryu! It's that rich girl and... Sakura!?HE KNOOOWS MY NAAAME
Ryu! It's Ryu! The man that scary guy told me to meet really was Ryu!"Ryu he said you would have some candy for meee!"
And Chunli's here too!? Sakura!?BIG JAPANESE PARTEE
And Ken Masters too. Is this some kind of a party?BIG JAPANESE PARTEE
"I'M TOO BUSY EXPRESSING EMOTION"
...........Better take a seat, this could take a while...
Are you fighting? With those tiny girls?God, now I feel wrong, how fucking old are they?
These kids are special agents, trained only to kill their enemies. Stay back, now! So, they're Shadowloo agents? ..... !?Apparently women have the ability to deduce the truth from out of nowhere!
If so, I'm fighting back. How dare Shadowloo think they can threaten Kanzuki!? T-They did!?Yes, by being hotter than her, she feels threatened!
This wasn't expected..."Although it's certainly buying us time!"
We should end this fast. If this gets any worse, it will be difficult to capture them unhurt.What a total perv!
If Ryu's fighting, then I will too!If Ryu jumped off a cliff...
They're bad girls, right?
What do you think, Hideo? They may be from another school.SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL
I won't let them get mixed up in any mistery sindicate's schemes...!"I also won't use Ys when I'm suppose to!"
Thank you, Kyoko, Hideo! What a pair of nursemaids!ggggggggg
Speaking of which!What became of the 2 ninjas...?2 Ninjas...Strike Back!
They said something came up and vanished. Some thing about Ibis...Ibis is a pretty popular vacation spot, I see!
(Ibis Island?)No, Ibis, Oklahoma
We will continue with the original plan. But we outnumber them.. Aren't they careless? I wonder if we can persuade them...I will not make a sexual joke I will NOT make a sexual joke
Hey teach, don't be naive. Right. Look at their eyes, their will is absolute.... So, we've got to fight them to save them...TO WIN, THEY MUST LOSE
fyi, i saw this coming
Good... This is what they were waiting for!? What is going on!?
What's going on is GAMEPLAY YAAAY
The game decides to be a royal ass and put my characters in a hole, with the enemies able to jump and attack up and down the pit as they please.
Not fair!
DEMON ELEMENTAL WEAKNESSES SAVE ME EVASION
THEY'RE COMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS
"Oh I guess I should do something too, huh!"
Can't be bothered to check if I've already pointed this out, but Ryu and Ken have absolutely ONE attack when doing ranged mode. Man, even generic enemies have more than that!
fireball spam wut a noob
PLEASE HELP ME
WHAT DOES THAT MEEEAN
I'M SCARED HOLD ME
Uuuh, a little help?
This game hates me
...except that generic ranged enemies do more damage than Vega's 'best forces'.
GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT
Juni, you're a cowards!!
"Alright so maybe this wasn't the best position..."
THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. Strap in, I sense a pointlessly long dialogue sequence coming on.
Some karate guys are being held captive inside...a...park...
Gee, what a pain...Gosh, I'm SO irritated...
Hey, that one's the karate man!? Plus the champ! We meet again! What is it today? Everyone's have been looking for me! (click to show/hide)
Chunli!? Is that you!? It's Fongling! What's Security doing here!? I might you ask the same question.I MIGHT you ask, maybe.
........"No amount of money is worth this."
I figured something like this may happen. But man, a riot in front of our HQ... Not to mention all the familiar faces.Really!? Why don't you go ahead and INTRODUCE me to the people I've been controlling?! Really, we have SO much time.
So, where is everyone else? Now that you mention it... What are they, taking a nap?Don't worry, they just weren't important enough to warrant their own sprites.
Exercise caution."when rollerskating blindfolded..."
A time distortion field is in this area.
Wait, KOS-MOS!? Does that mean we'll be...!No no, Shion, you're suppose to say "WHAT!? WHAT!?"
It appears not to affect life forms. It just affect incoming distortions in this place.
I don't think I got that.Don't worry, King, because nobody cares
It means you've got to follow a specific route to get here."Otherwise you'll never get to face Bowyer."
Don't be absurd! This is not a cheap sci-fi novel...!"A cheap sci-fi novel would have MUCH better writing than this!"
It is.Er, close...
At least from what I saw at Ibis. But, how is that possible without any machinery?...how would that be possible WITH machinery?
It can be done with sorcery.
Right. Anakaris was good at that stuff....okay, thanks for the random Darkstalkers trivia there.
It can be done through Ying Yang too. My dad told me that the "Ouma" were skilled at it.
Oh jesus, look, can we just fucking move along and not introduce more silly words?!
Is that why the streets around the Namco Theater were empty!?...because warped time caused any normal human being to...get...warped...to...backwards...WHAT
Okay, get out your ass!GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
We fell for your trap hook."We blindly walked into an obvious trap, now come out!"
...I'm actually fairly positive that her sprite is looking in the wrong direction.
A bit uncool, I'd say.Bird Boi
Like I care...I'm emo, I don't do the 'cool' stuff!
I've got a job to do. Bring it on! Oh, then you must do it. What a fine partner you've got, little one. You still haven't figured it out."I'm actually INCREDIBLY sexy!!"
......? You are wasting our time.Yes, NOW, NOW TIME IS BEING WASTED
C'mon, don't be so angry. Good to see you well These are Vega's orders. I'm not here for you. Wait, what're we talking about now?That chick wants to have sex with Cammy. Or...something...
Who's she...? I need to concentrate on my busines..."Which was to protect Sakura, who is here to meet Ryu, who is here to...fight...her...Who's she?"
She's their boss. Though, she is quite a beauty...Hahahaha. Hmph, Hideo.
Nakamura... No no no, that's not what I meant!EVERY BODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERY BODYYYYYYY
R-R-R-Right!! Ahem. What's certain is that we must fight her.WITH OUR PENISwait
Whoop-dee-shit.
I'm here! Ta-chan!Oh, Ta-chaaan~
Wonder Momo... Will do her best!"As soon as I find one to replace me!"
AAAYYYYEEEE HAAAAVE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Seemed a bit awkward, but hey."I get around this by barely wearing anything at all! So convenient!"
I'm just a beginner..."This is only my training outfit!"
We're sure she's a foe?Foes before Hoes
Well, let's get busy.That's so suggestive that it actually warps around and becomes completely serious again
We've already bought a lot of time, we need more... What!?OH DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD~
Understood. Advance. Buying time!? Your alliance has a time limit, huh?Hey, my enemies have gameplay mechanics enforced on them too! Neato!
That's not it. It's just like back then. Everyone, after that woman! We're probably almost too late! Hurry! Oh noes...!
Huh? Huh? What's going on!?We're about to set up a picnic in the par-KILL THE DAMN BITCH
Just do it, get her!
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YES. YES IT IS.
I HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
