NxC Chapter 4-3: Only 26 Updates In And We're Already "Starting"!
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You'll win if SOMEBODY is killed! Can't tell you who though! It might even be your allies




I attacked something, or something




This mission made it fairly obvious that this game is officially 'starting'




HERE WE GO A-GHIN





Bitch has those two things split both ways (forunatelly they can't wall jump) so I send most of my guys on the upper path, and a couple below to save the ass of the Street Fighter posse




I sometimes have rage




But sometimes I level up!




A MONSTER, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I AM?

Scythe Weasel, that's it.
A weasel with scythes...Or rather, that was what I thought.
Oh, really?
Yes, it means just that...It's like a "Swordsman". The definition is: A man that wields a sword. That can be applied in this case too.
Now that you explained it... it makes sense.
Wow, I didn't know that! Did you, Kanzuki, did you?
...Sakura.
Okay, I get it. Geez...Thanks a lot, Hideo!

This conversation makes me want to harm children




Eh, that'll do




...yeah, Ryu and Ken are in a bit of a pickle.




What a total perv!




"Eliminate him...me."




HE WENT THAT WAY...I GO THIS WAY!




Wait, CAN he ledge hop...? Eh, whatever.




He shouldn't have fucked with KOS-MOS, though.




EEP




EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP




Chun-Li ate a berry!




Scream





...great, thanks.




Whodathunk




REIJI LOKED BACK

But, we are a little exhausted.
WE ARE GETTING AGGRIVATED

Well, they did try. Now's the time..
Damn, that's up..!

STALEMATE

What's got you so riled up?
Yeah! We'vw got the upper hand!

We'vw got spirit, yes wv do!

That ain't the problem! Hey, gizmo! What's the space-time situation!?
SPOILERS: Xiaomu is a gremlin! Don't get her wet!!

Huh? Gizmo...?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

The spacetime distortion has enlarged.
"The plot cannot be held within such a small space for very much longer."

It's impossible to calculate.
"It has swallowed all math forumlas!"

I knew it..! What she's after is...!
HURRY! Get her, now!

"BEFORE WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING!"

It's realy a shame to do this without telling you my name. Game over, hehehe.
Don't worry guys, we'll just take off and nuke the site from orbit!!

Get lost. And say hi to your boss for me.
Okay. Retreating...

...well, great, SHE accomplished a shitload.

They ran away? Hold it...!
Bruce! We've got enemies to fight!
Follow them and you'll get cut down I swear, you are really a donggua!
At least think that far ahead!

Everybody Hates Bruce will be right back after these short messages

Hey, stop with the doggua crap!
You kids and your newfangled 'doggua's and whatnot...

Yeah, listen to the boss!
Way to go, Bruce!

Bruce, we need everyone after her! Don't try to pursue the Shadowloo agents!
"Everyone, listen to Reiji by listening to me!"





OUTTA THE WAY I GOTTA HOT CHICK TO KILL




Will she ever learn...~




OH WILL YOU JUST DIE




SLAM




"ARE WE THERE YET"




fukken...




"Oh hey we'll go save the universe and crap after we level up a bit..."





You stupid bitch




More guns!!! Fuck yeah, guns!!!




Killing Enemies Who Are Nearly Dead to increase Letting The Bad Guys Win count




"*Pant, pant* Augh...here I come...just gotta...walk around..."




SATELITE ZOOM





She just HATES karate masters!




The insightful words of Ken




Something furry, closing in fast!





WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDE-




I'm going to LOVE this.




Hey, I wonder what this is?

She looks strong, despite her apperance.
Yes, I'm a little intimidated by her power.
Hehehe..I'm hearing, 'kay?

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT ME MMMMMKAY?

Yay, I she has non-human ears!
"Only a non-human could hear me talking from ten feet away!"

You're like me too.
This is a mask.

FROM SNIPER ISLAND




Oh it just has somebody human-shield for me. Neat.




Chippin Away...




...which isn't as aggrivating as THIS




SLAM




"Uhuhuh hi huuhhuhu can we have your autograph hhuhuhuhu"




Oh, KOS-MOS, where would I be without you...




More silly skills that I'll never remember to check out




Who the fuck are YO-oh right




AGHAHUGHAGUAHG POISON YOU MOTHER FUCKER






EAT DIRT

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Namco X Capcom by SK
Opening: Hey, remember all those wonderful games you've never played?

Prologue 1-1: Let's Take A Walk Down Backstory Lane
Prologue 1-2: When Worlds Collide
Prologue 1-3: LLLLLLLLADIES

Prologue 2-1: Of Knights and Men
Prologue 2-2: Send In The Clowns

Prologue 3-1: Lets Meet Party Number 3!
Prologue 3-2: Gameplay?
Prologue 3-3: WAAARRIORRRRS

Prologue 4-1: Monster Mash!
Prologue 4-2: Your Skill Is Not Enough!

Prologue 5-1: I'll Send An S.O.S. To The World
Prologue 5-2: Karate Zombie Nation
Prologue 5-3: The Rise and Fall of SuperJin

Chapter 1-1: Momo: The Movie: The Play: The Video Game
Chapter 1-2: Fury of the Furries
Chapter 1-3: The Gang's All Here!
Chapter 1-4: "Wonder Momo"

Chapter 2-1: Bravo's World
Chapter 2-2: Team Battle!
Chapter 2-3: Won't Get Fooled Again

Chapter 3-1: Edutainment
Chapter 3-2: NINJA NINJA NINJA

Chapter 4-1: Stweet Fightoh
Chapter 4-2: Down in the Park...
Chapter 4-3: Only 26 Updates In And We're Already "Starting"!
Chapter 4-4: The Twilight Zone, Act 1

Chapter 5-1: Temple of Doom Jokes
Chapter 5-2: The Death and Return of SuperJin
Chapter 5-3: They did it, they finally did it; They killed English

Chapter 6-1: Out Of This World
Chapter 6-2: Dead Parents Blues
Chapter 6-3: oh dear god they're dying by the hundreds!

Chapter 7-1: Zuhl, Motherfucker, Zuhl!
Chapter 7-2: Crash of the Titans
Chapter 7-3: FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAVEN
Chapter 7-4: Down the stairway and onto the highway

[Special Yoshi Chapter]
Chapter 8-1: My Dinner With Akum
Chapter 8-2: Not the cool Yoshi. Or the dinosaur Yoshi.
Chapter 8-3: AN ENTIRE UPDATE OF GAMEPLAY
Chapter 8-4: To kill the boss, shoot it until it dies
Chapter 8-5: A Load Of Bull

Chapter 9-1: You May Say To Yourself: This Is Not My Beautiful Castle
Chapter 9-2: Castlevania: Reiji's Quest

Chapter 10-1: Let The Sun Never Blind Your Eyes
Chapter 10-2: Let Me Sleep So My Teeth Don't Grind
Chapter 10-3: Hear A Sound From A Voice Inside

Chapter 11-1: Down in the Japan...
Chapter 11-2: Ridin' Spinnaz

Chapter 12-1: Hot Head Hop
Chapter 12-2: The War Against Errorism
Chapter 12-3: Swim Or Die

Chapter 13-1: I...AM YOUR FATHER
Chapter 13-2: In which SK is pissed :thejokehereis:
Chapter 13-3: The Power Of Money

Chapter 14-1: in which nothing happens
Chapter 14-2: I've Got To Have That Sword
Chapter 14-3: A Thousand Years Of War

Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19

Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29

Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36, Part 1
Chapter 36, Part 2