NxC Chapter 5-1: Temple of Doom Jokes
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This seems familiar...




Oh GOOD, they survived.

I think he woke up! Reiji!
Where am I? Uhhh.

AND WHO AM I?

Show me that scar..
After you SHOW ME THE MONEY

Deep, but very old... I don't think it opened... Are you okay?
You don't have to worry that much. This guy's always had the hardest time getting out of the bed. He's a sleepy head

"Good thing our 'character' is still in tact!"

Nice thing to badmouth him now...
Oh I know, there's nothing that pisses me off more than when people say that I sleep in.

Heh, he's listening
Yeah, I was listening to your jokes all the time.

"jokes"

Good to see you're well!
You were the last ones to appear here..
Appear? Right! Where are we!?

"You see I'm blind and a moron!"

We have no bloody idea.
Thanks for standin' still, wankuh! aces!

Well, the buildings look kinda Greek, don't you think?
Felicia: recognizes greek architecture, but not paved roads.

Check out that chair!
"It's fit for a KING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"

I'm not so certain about that. Though it's clear: we're not in Japan.
And certainly not kansas!

Looks like my cell phone is out of range, or being jammed?
We have a group of, what, 12+ people and they can't figure this out?

All radio frequencies are clear. I cannot detect any frequency...There's no radio traffic here.
None? How could that be?

Well I can think of a few HUNDRED ways...

That leaves only one explanation.
"SOCK PUPPETS!...wait..."

So what's going on?
Remember those otherworldly monsters?
..... ?
She means that we're in their world.
What!? There is such a thing!?

OTHERWORLDLY MONSTERS COME FROM OTHER WORLDS!?

You're like them too...
Oh, yeah! But, I didn't come from this place.

"When I found out about there being other worlds, I didn't think it was more than just two!!!"

This must be yet another world.
...uh, yeah.

You mean a Dimensional Transfer?
No way...

"I MEAN IT HAPPENED TO US TWICE BUT I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT"

Once upon a time, a certain experiment on an island made past things to appear in present.
...thanks Regina. Shut up.

3rd Energy, huh? If these "dimensional walls" are what seperate past and future...Then, a trip to another world can be done. I think...
"I'm guessing it can be done based on the fact that I just did it!"

I don't get it.
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

Hey, Ryu... ...huh? Ryu...!? Ryu's... not here!?
Ryu Is Missing! Time for Ken to go an adventure through a museum and find him!

Didn't all of us get sent here!?
"Y'know, all of us with the exception of who ISN'T here!?"

What!? Who was there in Roppongi who isn't here now?
Chunli...
Neither is Ken Masters.

"They're off staring in some Street Fighter game, seeing as they're the only characters who have anywhere to go nowadays "

We are the only ones here.
BRILLIANT DEDUCTION

Aiyaaa! Looks like they got lost!
Julie at the station will be real disappointed!

Well, why don't we leave this place and search? Maybe we'll figure out what to do next... And, Ken and Ryu, was it? Perhaps they're somewhere nearby?
Good idea. Since there's no one here, action is our only option.

"BUT I DIDN'T MEAN SEXUAL ACTION, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I mean unless you wanted to but still"

You make it sound SO EASY!
"Like, it's sooooo hot outside, and my feet are sore, and my hair is getting all messy, and..."

I'm worried about Ryu and the others!
"RYU AND THOSE...other...three...two...people"

Yeah, we need to collect some info and figure out what's happening.
And there's "that woman" too...
Right, your...forgirl?

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

For-What?
What-Girl? What-What!?

Her!? Gimme a break...
But didn't Xiaomu step in after...? Reiji, you must be really obsessed.

"Yeah, why do you keep talking about it, Reiji!? You're so obsessed!"

So what you're saying is that he's ignoring Xiaomu's love...?
Oh no, how could he ignore her "love"...

Hey, give it a rest, okay? (Ignored..? I don't think so...)
"It's amazing he even stuck by me this long without slitting my throat!"




Oh good, Hell, I'm finally out of the shithole.




OH HEY ITS the boss of Ghost and Ghouls...........huh?




I WAS AMUSED BY THE AMUSEMENTS

words words words
words words words DEVIL FACTOR
*gasp*
*gasp*
o ya that mishima guy that will be appearing later in this chapter has devil fruit factor powers! so i captured him but he got all pissy and left and killed druagas minions and i laffed cause im the joker!! hahaha!!
arent u with druaga? u sound like a traitor. dun dun duuuun!
ya so what wanna fite about it?
w/e
i want that mishima guy. he will be my baby.
kbye
lol im trying to destroy druaga's tower
btw ive been following THAT GUY. Y'know, THAT GUY.
who cares





Temple Tempest




AUUUGGGHHH A GHOST SHOOT IT

I just don't get it.
The world is just full of surprises.

But one thing is clear: We're not in Kansas anymore.
HEY QUIT STEALING MY JOKES

That fox lady got us into a mess.
"...oh wait that's me :3" :thejokehereis:

That woman, is she our enemy?
Don't talk. Ever again.

Momo, everyone has things they'd rather not talk about
I understand...
..........

Oooh is it time to be dicks again?

Heat sources approaching. They're in group.
Oh, so they're back.
We're back.

Guys, they're back.

Any luck?
Like I told you, that won't turn him on!

THE WONDERFUL FELICIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Well, forcing things underground all the time won't help. You've got to go with your partner.
"Even if you're destined to partner up with someone really really annoying...wait, damnit."

So, as long as they love each other, age won't matter any more, right?
Game, I do not need to be part of this conversation. Take me out of it. RIGHT NOW.




When you know you're in some trouble: Felicia laughs at you.

(They won't drop that stuff!)
"They think it's comical but it's just creepy and stupid!"




GANGS ALL HERE ... again.

Not a trace of any one, this place is deserted.
No dice...
How'd it go?

"...uh, sorry, did you say something?"

Just as Sakura said.
"You stupid prick."

Where the heck are we?
That said, the air is natural and clear. I like this place!

"The lack of food is a bit of a downside BUT..."

I wouldn't mind talking another walk
Kyoko? My goodness... Hahahahaha.

...did I stumble upon some forgotten sexual euphemism?

Mister Arisu...
Don't say another word. I get it.

...I DON'T. WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?

No need to worry...
It looks like we've got to worry..

CYBORG ARGUMENT




OH! Right, video game.

What're those? Enemies?
They certainly don't look like neighbors.

"Zombies certainly haven't eaten them!"

Insufficient historical data about these adversaries.
Oh, noes...!

Go to hell.






Is there ANY reason that these two are special enough to get transformation animations, and move seperately until battle?




Same ol'




UkaUka is going to murder us!!




DESTROY ALL HUMANS MASK THINGS




They're still at it hey wanna get in my car




I hope you're going somewhere with this because otherwise I'm going to punch you in your SOUL :ohwait:

They're floating masks...
gj

Shion, what about those blobby gel monsters?
...WHAT blob monsters!? There aren't any HERE.

As long as they can be damaged, the shape of the enemy do not matter.
I feel like there's a really good Doom Comic quote to go here but I can't think of it This is certainly a great thing!






SOMEBODY'S KILLIN' MASKS :rorschach:

Signature approaching.
Avatar to fol-wait

Well, this is the enemy territory
Wait, we can't stop here, this is mask country!

And their number?
No no, the guy is suppose to get the GIRL'S number...

One.
One!?

That's not a valid phone number!




Heeeere's Jin-y

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Namco X Capcom by SK
Opening: Hey, remember all those wonderful games you've never played?

Prologue 1-1: Let's Take A Walk Down Backstory Lane
Prologue 1-2: When Worlds Collide
Prologue 1-3: LLLLLLLLADIES

Prologue 2-1: Of Knights and Men
Prologue 2-2: Send In The Clowns

Prologue 3-1: Lets Meet Party Number 3!
Prologue 3-2: Gameplay?
Prologue 3-3: WAAARRIORRRRS

Prologue 4-1: Monster Mash!
Prologue 4-2: Your Skill Is Not Enough!

Prologue 5-1: I'll Send An S.O.S. To The World
Prologue 5-2: Karate Zombie Nation
Prologue 5-3: The Rise and Fall of SuperJin

Chapter 1-1: Momo: The Movie: The Play: The Video Game
Chapter 1-2: Fury of the Furries
Chapter 1-3: The Gang's All Here!
Chapter 1-4: "Wonder Momo"

Chapter 2-1: Bravo's World
Chapter 2-2: Team Battle!
Chapter 2-3: Won't Get Fooled Again

Chapter 3-1: Edutainment
Chapter 3-2: NINJA NINJA NINJA

Chapter 4-1: Stweet Fightoh
Chapter 4-2: Down in the Park...
Chapter 4-3: Only 26 Updates In And We're Already "Starting"!
Chapter 4-4: The Twilight Zone, Act 1

Chapter 5-1: Temple of Doom Jokes
Chapter 5-2: The Death and Return of SuperJin
Chapter 5-3: They did it, they finally did it; They killed English

Chapter 6-1: Out Of This World
Chapter 6-2: Dead Parents Blues
Chapter 6-3: oh dear god they're dying by the hundreds!

Chapter 7-1: Zuhl, Motherfucker, Zuhl!
Chapter 7-2: Crash of the Titans
Chapter 7-3: FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAVEN
Chapter 7-4: Down the stairway and onto the highway

[Special Yoshi Chapter]
Chapter 8-1: My Dinner With Akum
Chapter 8-2: Not the cool Yoshi. Or the dinosaur Yoshi.
Chapter 8-3: AN ENTIRE UPDATE OF GAMEPLAY
Chapter 8-4: To kill the boss, shoot it until it dies
Chapter 8-5: A Load Of Bull

Chapter 9-1: You May Say To Yourself: This Is Not My Beautiful Castle
Chapter 9-2: Castlevania: Reiji's Quest

Chapter 10-1: Let The Sun Never Blind Your Eyes
Chapter 10-2: Let Me Sleep So My Teeth Don't Grind
Chapter 10-3: Hear A Sound From A Voice Inside

Chapter 11-1: Down in the Japan...
Chapter 11-2: Ridin' Spinnaz

Chapter 12-1: Hot Head Hop
Chapter 12-2: The War Against Errorism
Chapter 12-3: Swim Or Die

Chapter 13-1: I...AM YOUR FATHER
Chapter 13-2: In which SK is pissed :thejokehereis:
Chapter 13-3: The Power Of Money

Chapter 14-1: in which nothing happens
Chapter 14-2: I've Got To Have That Sword
Chapter 14-3: A Thousand Years Of War

Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19

Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29

Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36, Part 1
Chapter 36, Part 2