
"Did I say another person because I meant like 12 people"
Jin Kazama! You again!?
Don't tell me that you were waiting for this moment.
No, believe me."I did not steal your wallet. Believe me."
Huh? Where have you been?
I have absolutely no idea."Absolutely none. I went to bed in my shithole apartment and then woke up in an actual shithole!" :pointlesssawreference:
I've been walking for hours.

"Sorry, didn't catch that last part, the Circle Button was obscuring it"

"THIS BOAT, BTW"
No, you're the first people I've metEVER
These too.
Oh right did I say one I meant like fucking 80
Those round creepsThe warlock will need to draw aggro and warcraft reference
Damn, they followed me"Regardless that I pointed out that they were following me when I got here, damn, they followed me!"
These things started following me as soon as they saw me. These are the other I did meet."The OTHER firsts that I met"
Ah yes. Tell me one thing. What became of the man with the black suit that you were chasing away from the Mishima building?
I lost him at Shibuya. And then my vision got blurry and I fell unconcscious.
(Shibuya!?)Gee, there's something AWFULLY fishy about that place!
We'll talk later. I don't know what is going on, but our enemies are waiting for us.Oh, right, masks and clown shit attacking.
You're right, King. Let's kick their butts!
Yeah, I'm responsible for leading them here, anyway. I want to fight them.FIGHTING IS FUUUN
Why Shibuya? That dimension seal should affect only a limited area.For a limited time only!
Maybe this is an exception...?...what, are you guys the MASTERS of dimensional rifts?
Or is he special? Is he some cool dude or what?:SOPOPULAR:

Again, fuck everyone else, today Jin is my bishie

Also now there's some cat clown artillery dealy. Gayyy.

KOS-MOS
Those opponents.. That round clown did bring them? Perhaps this really is his home ground.
Some of them have shields...and missiles.
Well, our arsenal includes extending limbs and other stuff. So, it's only fair.Yeeeeah, your extendable limbs are a good contrast to the HEAVY ARTILLERY

And their range is a bit bigger than yours. Just a little.

Oho-no, this shit ain't happenin'


Wasted this on a weak enemy.

..."Danc". Alright.




Well yes that would certainly harden my defenses! :itsnotright:

Good thing those two BARELY SURVIVED AHUGAUHGUHUHAGUHGA

Wish of a Salesman

Good morning, welcome to the funshow

He looks like an alright guy!
A demon!?Thankfully I found a berserk pack!
Huh!? Is this the first layer of Hell!?Yes, you're in Hell, WHERE YOU BELONG
...It's you!
I bet that he's strong..
Huh, why?
Because he has his own profile image, duh!
I sense an awful lot of power in it.I would make an over 9000 joke here if I were dead on the inside.
Dimitri? His head's similar, but that's not him.What are you, the walking Darkstalkers Wikipedia? Sit the fuck down.
It is likely human.
Huh!? Wait a second, KOS-MOS. Just look at it!Ooh ooh oooh, I've got an idea, let's try asking Jin, because HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
Umm,maybe he's cosplaying?He's attending MythoCon!
Judging his structure, perhaps he's something like a cyborg.I. hate. every. last. one. of. you.
That's not what he is
Wait a sec, you know this guy?:facepalm:


And we don't have any AA units! Shit! Get the crypt fiends! :morewarcraftjokes:
I'd say...all of them seem like "demons" too.
Plus some skeletons. Waht the..!Waht Is HappneiNg
They don't appear to be acting like his companions, however..."and I know, I studied demons and can tell how they think and act!"
Stay out of my way. I wish to test this power... Yes, there is a worthy opponent here. You, Jin Kazama.
Yeah, bring it on.
I think we spent more time starting up this chapter than we will actually IN the chapter

YES I KNOW IT HASN'T CHANGED SINCE HAGHUAGHUGHUHUAHUAG

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
..........We start off this conversation with no conversation at all!
Tell me one thing...Are YOU smarter than a 5th grader!?
Why did you assume that form, and appear here!?
I have been waiting for my factor to awaken...!
Mishima!"HOLD ON IM SHITTING OUT A PLOT POINT OVER HERE"
Now I remember, the previous King, once told me about a Mishima karate master. !Oh, right, King's a Tekken character too! Maybe he can help us out!
I've seen the files."BECAUSE IM RICH AND KNOW EVERYTHING"
The cold-blooded Mishima... Even his father had problems with him...
Right. 20 years ago, Kazuya entered the "Tekken" tournament... And went missing right afterwards."Kazuya actually has a backstory, so we need to make sure to explain it! It's important that you fully understand minor and unimportant characters.
21 years ago.Piss off
Wanna tell us what happened?
Yes, and how he did end up in that dreadful form.Oh dear, how dreadful :<
Later. We'll chat all we want on his funeralAw that would be just rude...



"Whooooa sorry I am SOOO wasted right now..."
What's the deal? Are you scared, huh?WANT SOME ICE CREAM, HUUUH?
Who cares! Demolish him!FENECKSSSSS
Hate is in the air, I feel it.I can feel it comin' in the air tonight~
I'm not in any position to talk, but I think we can't stop him now."He's having a good time, we can't stop him now."

Targetting Kazuya causes our conversation to...continue!
I know a lot from you. Including, how we can kill you.Kazuya taught them how to kill him?

AWWW HE'S JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE SATAN REJECT EVER

Strap in, another funtimes coming up!


Meanwhile, Masks try to fuck with KOS-MOS, but they ain't getting sheit

You're my number one guy, Bruce

"Oh, and his human-ness too!"
His mood is like Heihaci's.
Heihaci...He's a bully too, indeed.He broke all our toys

"SOMEONE STOLE MY ALARM CLOCK, JIIIN"

You should sleep for, like, ever

brb needless pounding



