Like Yoshi said, I played this chapter before I played the one he fested, so if you see any level inconsistancies, thats why.
You know, because of all the characters I DIDN'T use in this mission.
That's Chun-Li
...wait what was with the first frame!?
"He never locks the door, which would prevent me from teleporting into the middle of the room!"
(How'd she appear so suddenly...?)Because the door was unlocked, duh!
Oh? Servant, is Dimitri there?I find it amazing how many crossover games feature both of these characters, but they will only recognize NAMCO characters on sight.
S-Servant!? Hey, I just got here!IT'S ONLY MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB
Sorry, I apologize. I figured you weren't his type anyway. Too strong-willed."And you look way too attractive to be an unimportant character!"
Oh, you must be from the material world! Material World?Is anyone else getting dejavu?
My name's Morrigan. Morrigan Aensland."You seem to be confused about where you are, so I decided you need my name!"
I'm Chunli, Interpol detective. What a weird name...Hey, it's no "Baby Bonnie Hood" :onlythefirstofmanydarkstalkersreferencesthisevening:
...... Chunli is fine.I can't argue with that!
Where am I? Where? In the lair of a vampire named Dimitri. (Vampire? What's she talking about...?)What, you've never heard of vampires in...china...shit, wait
Your clothes are weird.Jesus Cartwheeling Christ this is thrilling stuff isn't it
Huh? I find them quite normal."They even look good on children!"
Are you...human?"Do you...belong in this world?"
You ask a lot... Planning to ask my measurements?Well, this is an anime, so...probably.
Please, answer me. Okay, okay. Fine... I am...
WHAT! NO! NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW HOW BIG MORRIGANS BOOBS ARE :ohwait:
So many problems caused by an unlocked front door!
SEX
Anyway, more pointless banter and
I'VE GOT A LITTLE CWC IN ME
LET'S GO GET FEATURED IN WEIRD FETISHY PICTURES TOGETHER
"Morrigan getting knocked out is nothing new"
oh fuck, hello
and chunli immediately goes for the black slime
:datsracist:
"HELLO MR MAGIC MAN, WHY DONT YOU SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC HANDS..."
FUCK SLIMES :slimegurl:
They're just keeping us busy while the infantry caps demitri's bases...
What are they? ...Low rank soldiers from the Infernal Village.I think "slimes" would have sufficed
I-Infernal!? The most infamous place in history....WOW. THAT is a big assumption right there.
Clown Town
Yo! Hi Dimit-..."...wait, you've got bigger boobs than dimitri does!"
What? It's you... Well, bless my soul. So good to see you, kitten! Argh!? What are you doing here!?SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Aiya! Instead of avoiding her, we ran into her....WAIT...I thought you were heading to HER castle in the first place!? How the hell did...
Hey, what gives around here? It's Halloween, or what? I spy one fine babe with my radar.Smooth, Bruce, real smooth
Hehehe, thank you.I just read that as Symphony shopkeeper voice. It was delicious.
You're quite handsome yourself. Finally, a woman who understands my attraction. All ladies I met are made out of ice.Then suddenly CWC wakes up and realizes it was all a dream
...ICE?You hit pretty good for a GURL
Fongling?!
Chunli! Thank God you're okay!
Hey, we're happy to see that you're okay too!
That was unnecessary, Xiaomu.God I miss festing a game I hadn't played. It was easier to understand and bare than this.
I wonder how are the karate guys just now. We can't imagine it, I guess.Terrible Grammar: It's not surprising, but it's still hilarious to read.
...Morrigan Aensland. Hi, Kurino the "hero".Oh boy lets talk about that valkyrie shit more hor-fucking-ray
Aensland...I've heard it before.Yeah, we mentioned it right the fuck before we walked over here, you unbelievably thick piece of
Kurino said it just now.That works.
She must be a VIP here.or she may be FROM "VIP"
Yeah...I wanted to steer clear from her because she's dangerous...Well she's dangerous if you're trying to protect your virginity...
Shes one of the nobles here. One of the, umm..."bosses"?No no no, PYRON was a boss...
"Chief"...OF THE PROUD CHEROKEES
Well, we found Chunli...But things are looking even messier nowYeah, the, uh, the slimes are kickin' some ass, let me tell ya...
Seems that this castle is deserted."well, minus chun-li, morrigan, the monsters crawling around it..."
This is getting interesting...Again with the interesting, always with the interesting, these Aenslands!
Hehehehe...We've got to get things hotter still.SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Amazing.
Well, there's a lot of us. It's a simple power imbalance.petition to nerf capcom team
Yes, a war is all about numbers."Unless you're playing an RPG where numbers can also mean how strong one big monster is, then, it all depends on...it...shut up!"
We can win this, guys.Ya think?
Iiagiahguahguaghuagu-huuuh?
...... Chunli, is something wrong? We're being watched.She's the only one smart enough to figure out when shit's going down, apparently!
Did I mention that I would like to place the image of us two having hot naked lesbian hentai sex into everyones minds yes that would be so lovely
Well, she's a succubus, that's sorta her job...I...I guess...
obligatory
also fairly obligatory!
Ooooh right, THAT Spenser Lane, thanks game.
What!? Not Zabel too! How come we ran into everyone BUT Dimtiri?How dare Demitri NOT be in Morrigan's castle!!
THAT is because... My Lei Lei and I're bound by the red thread of fate!!You know how much more awesome Mob Ties would have been had it been about these two? Like, 85 million.
My sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!"WE LOVES LEI LEI! NO, NO WE HATES LEI LEI!"
Someone make that clown shut his stupid trap! What a strange boyfriend... SHUT UP!DON'T YOU EVER...FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN
So, Zabel, you were the one watching us? ........Now Chunli is questioning her own sexuality.....
It's the frigging head of the Aensland clan. Hi there!Holy frigging crapola it's the president, hi there!
Damn text wrap, I didn't get to catch all of that possibly EPIC BURN
What an amusing thing... I'll kill you, stupid low-rank comedian.QUIT CLOWNING AROOOUND
I swear it. I'm sure that guy has some backup on the way."I get this feeling based on the fact that it's happened with EVERY ENCOUNTER WE'VE HAD IN THE PAST FEW DAYS"
Actually, that's a good question, how long has it been since the beginning of the game? Couldn't have been more than like, 2 days...
What's with that skeleton? He's a zombie.well that answers everything, then!
Okay, it's showtime! Hey, Morrigan, after I kill you, Duke Dimi's next!TWIST AND SHOUT
Dun dun fucking duuuun
