NxC Chapter 13-1: I...AM YOUR FATHER
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AQUALOADING




...wow, I didn't have to fight anything on the way here NOR did I have to listen to any dialogue. This is a great start!




On Thin Ice




CHARACTER CHOOSING TIME HORRAY




It's great because I took these images like 2 months ago, and I figured I would have been a little more expansive than 'every darkstalkers character plus KOS-MOS'. But then again...




"...is what I should have said as we were entering!"

Man, this must be a joke.
No no, Reiji, that's not how jokes work...




That does in fact look very 'Dragon Pavilon Castle'-esque, indeed.

Maybe it's just an hallucination from the beer.
I'm trying to decide if these characters would be more annoying, or less annoying, while completely drunk.

What are you talking about? Geez...
Why would Tron store beer on her sub...

So, we brought the Valcon Gelade and all...are you sure that the air's okay here?
Probably a question better asked BEFORE you got off the sub.

The atmosferic reading is okay. There isn't any radiation here.
Oh good, there isn't any radiation in the ANCIENT UNDERWATER CASTLE




Uh...roger that...?

But, why is in the bottom of the lake?
I wonder how it got there...
Hmm, i'm not sure it matters how it got here.
I agree with you, it doesn't matter now
However, the fact that it's in here, bugs me.






D'awww, what an adorable idiot she is :3

Then we will unveil that mystery very soon.
By...uh...fighting shit.

Let's cut the chit-chat, shall we?
I bet he's really tired of saying this by now!

Yeah, it's too quiet.
Yeah, something's fishy!

Well what in balls name did you expect to find in a castle at the bottom of the ocean, a party?




WHOS LINE IS IT ANYWAY?




That goes from stupid to just plain baffling when you realize that Ken isn't even here thanks to me not picking him.




oh hey you were that guy from that thing

Dear me, what a handsome man!
Shut up

He's a...demon!?
Bulleta's Got The Shotgun




Line Breaks: We're Good At Them




Jin quickly dashes over to Kazuya. So quickly that I couldn't even capture it in time. Yeah. Totally.

Hey! What's that monster got to do with him!?
I think he's his father...

wait how does she okay this was explained earlier. Which is like, 5 months ago in Imagefest Time.

Whaaaat!? But he's got...wings!
Well he just so happens to drink Red Bull...




My track record for getting screenshots of things ACTUALLY HAPPENING on screen is getting rather embarrassing

tower of druaga
yeah
BUY NAMCO COLLECTION GAMES BUY NAMCO COLLECTION GAMES BUY NAMCO COLLECTION GAMES






They make a really big deal about their SUPERHERO TRASFORMATIONS...

...wait is that part of 'the joke'...?




This does, in no way, have anything to do with itself.




SPOILERS: It's funny because Jin is going to get his ass handed to him and have to retreat. Or maybe he'll continue to die again. That seems to be his gimmick in this 'fest, somehow...

Mister Jiiin! Please come baaaack!!
It's useless, he can't hear us

"He can't hear us over the sound of the enemies standing there, doing nothing."




...wait what the balls does this have to do with Ryu?




It's got a pretty high GUTS stat...




Momo Teaches Typing





Seriously, why do I keep capping this?




KICKED EM RIGHT IN THE...

...






MY MAGICAL RING OF WONDER AND JUSTICE




FLOAT




DONT MESS WITH BIG BABY DEMITRI




Red Slime Green Slime




aghuaguhaguh




...wow, one of her abilities was named after the fact that she has an air dash. And it's probably a generic 'move extra spaces' spell.




Gotta make use of that Nintendo DS somehow!





Killing an enemy to increase yawn count




Dead Zone




HAAAA GEEZZZ




Wait a minute, Morrigan isn't Rogue...




FUCK NO

He's quite skilled. I doubt he'll go down easily, but...
You'd be surprised...

Kazuya...I won't fall until your defeat...!
Do it if you can, my son...
Shut up!!

Shut up dad you're not the boss of me anymore!!!

S-Son? What?
Oh for the love of

I-It was true!?
You show a lot of concern for a robot who's sole purpose was to serve a self-centered girl...



I'm going to give people nicknames like that. Taking bets on how quickly I'll get kicked in the face for it.

We gotta take all of these guys down and help Jin
Hey, can't we just Solid Snake all up in this bitch...
I detect a dimensional Distortion!
WARNING, INCOMING GAME




My ability to disappoint never ceases to disappoint.

What a weird opponents!
I feel like making a page dedicated to all the stupid quotes in this game now...

Well, they're pretty normal to me.
It's funny because Felicia is a Darkstalker and therefore is the only person to have fought anything abnormal ever.




Sorry, all I can think of right now is how fitting this line would be in a Double Fine Action Comic...

Well, I am a little motivated too...
Seeing you excited makes ME excited :3

They look like lizards, dressed in rags
That's nice.

I have no data on them. They're new opponents!
No data? On those guys with the mage robes?
U-Umm, they look the same, but their inside is...well the ambiance is...
Momo, Calm down.
They're stronger this time.
So it seems, they're a higher class.
Just call these things high ranking monsters.

Ha, ha, how funny, this is an RPG!




Uh...no. You're getting the fuck outta dodge.


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Namco X Capcom by SK
Opening: Hey, remember all those wonderful games you've never played?

Prologue 1-1: Let's Take A Walk Down Backstory Lane
Prologue 1-2: When Worlds Collide
Prologue 1-3: LLLLLLLLADIES

Prologue 2-1: Of Knights and Men
Prologue 2-2: Send In The Clowns

Prologue 3-1: Lets Meet Party Number 3!
Prologue 3-2: Gameplay?
Prologue 3-3: WAAARRIORRRRS

Prologue 4-1: Monster Mash!
Prologue 4-2: Your Skill Is Not Enough!

Prologue 5-1: I'll Send An S.O.S. To The World
Prologue 5-2: Karate Zombie Nation
Prologue 5-3: The Rise and Fall of SuperJin

Chapter 1-1: Momo: The Movie: The Play: The Video Game
Chapter 1-2: Fury of the Furries
Chapter 1-3: The Gang's All Here!
Chapter 1-4: "Wonder Momo"

Chapter 2-1: Bravo's World
Chapter 2-2: Team Battle!
Chapter 2-3: Won't Get Fooled Again

Chapter 3-1: Edutainment
Chapter 3-2: NINJA NINJA NINJA

Chapter 4-1: Stweet Fightoh
Chapter 4-2: Down in the Park...
Chapter 4-3: Only 26 Updates In And We're Already "Starting"!
Chapter 4-4: The Twilight Zone, Act 1

Chapter 5-1: Temple of Doom Jokes
Chapter 5-2: The Death and Return of SuperJin
Chapter 5-3: They did it, they finally did it; They killed English

Chapter 6-1: Out Of This World
Chapter 6-2: Dead Parents Blues
Chapter 6-3: oh dear god they're dying by the hundreds!

Chapter 7-1: Zuhl, Motherfucker, Zuhl!
Chapter 7-2: Crash of the Titans
Chapter 7-3: FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAVEN
Chapter 7-4: Down the stairway and onto the highway

[Special Yoshi Chapter]
Chapter 8-1: My Dinner With Akum
Chapter 8-2: Not the cool Yoshi. Or the dinosaur Yoshi.
Chapter 8-3: AN ENTIRE UPDATE OF GAMEPLAY
Chapter 8-4: To kill the boss, shoot it until it dies
Chapter 8-5: A Load Of Bull

Chapter 9-1: You May Say To Yourself: This Is Not My Beautiful Castle
Chapter 9-2: Castlevania: Reiji's Quest

Chapter 10-1: Let The Sun Never Blind Your Eyes
Chapter 10-2: Let Me Sleep So My Teeth Don't Grind
Chapter 10-3: Hear A Sound From A Voice Inside

Chapter 11-1: Down in the Japan...
Chapter 11-2: Ridin' Spinnaz

Chapter 12-1: Hot Head Hop
Chapter 12-2: The War Against Errorism
Chapter 12-3: Swim Or Die

Chapter 13-1: I...AM YOUR FATHER
Chapter 13-2: In which SK is pissed :thejokehereis:
Chapter 13-3: The Power Of Money

Chapter 14-1: in which nothing happens
Chapter 14-2: I've Got To Have That Sword
Chapter 14-3: A Thousand Years Of War

Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19

Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29

Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36, Part 1
Chapter 36, Part 2