
AQUALOADING

...wow, I didn't have to fight anything on the way here NOR did I have to listen to any dialogue. This is a great start!

On Thin Ice

CHARACTER CHOOSING TIME HORRAY

It's great because I took these images like 2 months ago, and I figured I would have been a little more expansive than 'every darkstalkers character plus KOS-MOS'. But then again...

"...is what I should have said as we were entering!"
Man, this must be a joke.No no, Reiji, that's not how jokes work...

That does in fact look very 'Dragon Pavilon Castle'-esque, indeed.
Maybe it's just an hallucination from the beer.I'm trying to decide if these characters would be more annoying, or less annoying, while completely drunk.
What are you talking about? Geez...Why would Tron store beer on her sub...
So, we brought the Valcon Gelade and all...are you sure that the air's okay here?Probably a question better asked BEFORE you got off the sub.
The atmosferic reading is okay. There isn't any radiation here.Oh good, there isn't any radiation in the ANCIENT UNDERWATER CASTLE

Uh...roger that...?
But, why is in the bottom of the lake?
I wonder how it got there...
Hmm, i'm not sure it matters how it got here.
I agree with you, it doesn't matter now
However, the fact that it's in here, bugs me.
D'awww, what an adorable idiot she is :3
Then we will unveil that mystery very soon.By...uh...fighting shit.
Let's cut the chit-chat, shall we?I bet he's really tired of saying this by now!
Yeah, it's too quiet.
Yeah, something's fishy!Well what in balls name did you expect to find in a castle at the bottom of the ocean, a party?

WHOS LINE IS IT ANYWAY?

That goes from stupid to just plain baffling when you realize that Ken isn't even here thanks to me not picking him.

oh hey you were that guy from that thing
Dear me, what a handsome man!Shut up
He's a...demon!?Bulleta's Got The Shotgun

Line Breaks: We're Good At Them

Jin quickly dashes over to Kazuya. So quickly that I couldn't even capture it in time. Yeah. Totally.
Hey! What's that monster got to do with him!?
I think he's his father...
Whaaaat!? But he's got...wings!Well he just so happens to drink Red Bull...

My track record for getting screenshots of things ACTUALLY HAPPENING on screen is getting rather embarrassing
tower of druaga
yeahBUY NAMCO COLLECTION GAMES BUY NAMCO COLLECTION GAMES BUY NAMCO COLLECTION GAMES




They make a really big deal about their SUPERHERO TRASFORMATIONS...
...wait is that part of 'the joke'...?

This does, in no way, have anything to do with itself.

SPOILERS: It's funny because Jin is going to get his ass handed to him and have to retreat. Or maybe he'll continue to die again. That seems to be his gimmick in this 'fest, somehow...
Mister Jiiin! Please come baaaack!!
It's useless, he can't hear us"He can't hear us over the sound of the enemies standing there, doing nothing."

...wait what the balls does this have to do with Ryu?

It's got a pretty high GUTS stat...

Momo Teaches Typing


Seriously, why do I keep capping this?

KICKED EM RIGHT IN THE...
...

MY MAGICAL RING OF WONDER AND JUSTICE

FLOAT

DONT MESS WITH BIG BABY DEMITRI

Red Slime Green Slime

aghuaguhaguh

...wow, one of her abilities was named after the fact that she has an air dash. And it's probably a generic 'move extra spaces' spell.

Gotta make use of that Nintendo DS somehow!


Killing an enemy to increase yawn count

Dead Zone

HAAAA GEEZZZ

Wait a minute, Morrigan isn't Rogue...

FUCK NO
He's quite skilled. I doubt he'll go down easily, but...You'd be surprised...
Kazuya...I won't fall until your defeat...!
Do it if you can, my son...
Shut up!!Shut up dad you're not the boss of me anymore!!!
S-Son? What?Oh for the love of
I-It was true!?You show a lot of concern for a robot who's sole purpose was to serve a self-centered girl...

I'm going to give people nicknames like that. Taking bets on how quickly I'll get kicked in the face for it.
We gotta take all of these guys down and help Jin
Hey, can't we just Solid Snake all up in this bitch...
I detect a dimensional Distortion!WARNING, INCOMING GAME

My ability to disappoint never ceases to disappoint.
What a weird opponents!I feel like making a page dedicated to all the stupid quotes in this game now...
Well, they're pretty normal to me.It's funny because Felicia is a Darkstalker and therefore is the only person to have fought anything abnormal ever.

Sorry, all I can think of right now is how fitting this line would be in a Double Fine Action Comic...
Well, I am a little motivated too...Seeing you excited makes ME excited :3
They look like lizards, dressed in ragsThat's nice.
I have no data on them. They're new opponents!
No data? On those guys with the mage robes?
U-Umm, they look the same, but their inside is...well the ambiance is...
Momo, Calm down.
They're stronger this time.
So it seems, they're a higher class.
Just call these things high ranking monsters.Ha, ha, how funny, this is an RPG!

Uh...no. You're getting the fuck outta dodge.



