We join the next area with only one unit the room, comprised of Baby Head AKA Baby Commando, and Mack the Knife AKA Mummy Commando. Despite Captain Commando being an insufferably bland beat-em-up game, I like it's characters a lot, 'specially these two. In this scene, they just are generally confused about where they are. Baby talks like an incredibly intelligent person, and Mack talks like...
...Emerl. It's one of those dumb things where he nevers says anything, but Baby can fully understand him anyway.
These two are about to get fucked by a bunch of goons lead by the possessed Wonder Momo chick an-
The fuck.
It's completely nonsensical, but considering it's not plot-heavy babble, I fully welcome it. Seriously, I'd much rather the characters say completely irrational garble.
Seriously, the fuck.
Oh, what, is it the fucking soul edge or some randomly transported heroes or
OH GOD DAMNIT
Zabel continues to...be Zabel.
It's impossible to explain Lilith without going into a bit of backstory...
So I won't.
I think Guy's sprite actually flies onscreen, instead of just POOFing in like normal. Anyway, Zabel convinces Lilith to fight against us by saying he'd take her to Morrigan, which is basically her entire reason for existing. She...
...I fucking hate you.
Anyway, fighting ensues. Nothing really interesting happens.
Jesus, is this entire ship just one big KOS-MOS control panel?
Anyway, Momo threatens Amazona, Zabel hits on Lei-Lei, and...
BUH?
Ha ha, oh joking about the love of clearly underaged people...
...also...lilith...
Er...yeah. Got it.
But...Zabel is the only...oh nevermind. More fighting. Lilith gets her loli ass handed to her.
Soul Edge appears. Get used to seeing this wonderful little plot device. It's also in the "KOS-MOS Maintenence Tank" for...some reason.
Okay. Fuck you. It's already bad enough that you're taking a plot point that was settled in it's own fucking game and then resetting it so that it could be reused in your stupid game, but to actually make the Soul Edge a pivotal part of this plot is fucking ridiculous. And how? "To cut the tie?" THAT'S FUCKING STUPID. THERE'S NO LITERAL STRING FOR THE FUCKING THING TO CUT, AND HOW THE HELL DOES AGUHJUAHGUHAGUHAUGH
AUGHAUHGUHAGUHAGUHAUHRUHRAUGH
LOOK NOW IS NOT THE BEST TIME, OKAY!?
lol nice wording. Regardless, Saya wants the Soul Edge. And we do too. So naturally we fight.
With our stone-cold VERBAL ABUSE.
Do you think KOS-MOS is like the Megan Fox of robot people?
...anyway...
Ninjas go invisible when they use their healing spell. Being invisible allows them to not be attacked at all for a pretty large number of turns. It's wicked broken.
A LOT of fighting occurs. Amazona and Zabel get killified.
This makes me lol for some reason.
:rubbersoul:
I like how our characters are now looking forward to the enemies escaping.
Wait...wh?
Buh. Buh I tell you.
GUARD CANCEL
Wayahime gets defeated. And says a lot of 'I am a robot I eat data 61' crap too.
You're weird.
Soul Edge vanishes. Saya leaves.
Black Bravo gets beaten up. Mission all over. Our party searches on for good ol' Captain Commando...
I want to die.
