who fukken caers!!!!!
Actually the entire point of this conversation is 'hey we are all here now. lets go to the next area because kos-mos said so.'
YAY ARTHUR
chapter sucks
I mean, did she just give herself a name...? Whatev'...
shut up
YOU'RE STILL TALKING
Reunited and it feels so good.
Uh...
Anyway, stan/rutees swords are all 'WTF DEMON CHILD' and everyone gears up. Lolith continues to be a lili.
BLOOS CLOOS
Two fuck ups on the same word, two boxes in a row! Hyper Combo Failure!
I should really take up drinking.
Anyway, these two fend off the horde whilest Arthur pounds Lilith's face in.
holy shit that guy is going to toss spears like a mad man!!!
I think we need to re-evaluate who is a child here.
child-like lilith
Did I mention that 'Swordians' are fucking stupid
Because they're fucking stupid.
Horray. It's the soul edge.
Horray. It's Saya.
Wow. Saya is kind of weird.
Hell yeah, this team is pure dynamite. I have them all in my MUGEN roster
Is there anyone in this game who DOESN'T piss me off
Alright.
The Prologue Chapter 2 buddies all reunite. Valkyrie tells Arthur about the village, which I think has been her goal throughout this entire game. I STILL don't know or care about it.
Felicia.
HAHAHA MEN ARE PERVERTED
Does Morrigan have a little heart under her boobs? How cute :3
JESUS CHRIST CANT WE TACKLE ONE SITUATION AT A TIME
As you can imagine, Lilith doesn't last long.
FUN FACT: If you ever attack a 'boss' enemy while their special bar is full, it's pretty much garunteed that they'll counter you. Most need a full bar to do so, and it wastes their bar when they do.
hurt myself today
AND ONE DAY WE WILL BE ONE
Anyway, Lilith teleports out immediately after. Cliffhanger or somethin.
what the hell does that even mean
Things proceed as normal. I move all my guys forward like a wall and battles happen.
These two seem to be in a bit of a sticky wicket, however
HOLY SHIT CHUUKADAN
Enemies wade into my massive blob of heroes.
KOS-MOS badass-ifies. Shit is about to get serious.
...I guess.
It's about here that I make my first mistake.
Another being that I thought moving up to the soul edge might result in something. Hell, haven't we been trying to get it anyway?
It's at this point that KOS-MOS is literally surrounded and attacked by SEVEN OTHER FUCKING DUDES.
I manage to pry a path out of the fray
But it is too late.
I actually managed to let KOS-MOS die.
I am a bad doctor.
(I think she literally had all 6 of her item slots filled with anti-stun. This is what happens when you don't monitor everyones items.)
KOS-MOS...wherever you are...I hope to vindicate you...
goddam bich
How ironic
bitchslut.
Saya goes on a 'IM NOT TELLING YOU WHAT I REALLY WANT, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT' tangent, then namedrops Reiji's dad. Shougo. Considering this is about the MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER I'm going to slightly give a damn about it.
Also WE ALREADY HAVE THE FUCKING SOUL EDGE IM STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO IT
KOS-MOS guides us from heaven.
after no less than 5 different people detect incoming enemies, enemies come in.
Red Arremer is a Ghost n Ghouls enemy. Arthur can handle them.
Felicia doesn't emotion today.
this translation
FEAR THE MIGHT OF LUGIA AND HO-OH
More Hot Multiple Assault Action
And I do mean hot.
:rollinNdough:
reiji and xiaomu...powered by frugs
Chuukadan is funny too. The timer goes extremely fast, and basically is a projectile that you cannot, in any way, combo with.
raisism
I fight my way over to this JOKER and beat him up. Nothing really interesting happens.
What? No he didn't...
wait what ARE his motives
what!? What does that mean!? why is this game suddenly devoted to soul calibur's plotline!?
OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK
and TAKIS BLADE IS THE FATHER
He's not much in terms of SWORDPLAY
This chapter continues on.
And now I have to walk everyone OVER THERE.
Fuck this game.
Fun fact: nearly every time lei-lei says something, fong-ling just kinda goes "HM. YEAH." in response. It's a pretty fitting pair; a character who has no reason to be here paired up with a character that has no possible WAY of being here.
I beat the Charades. Soul Edge starts acting up again. Suddenly, everyone is scared and attempts to run.
Uhm
who the fuck
Oh. People related to Strider Hiyru.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Klonoa is confused.
Uhm. Wouldn't that mean that everything feels normal, it's just that the ship seems upside down?
ANTI-GRAVITY BORES ME. PEH. SCIENCE, WHO NEEDS IT.
I don't goddamn believe it.
...oh, lol, that was the beginning of the next chapter. Oops. :extremescreencapping:
Also glad we could paraphrase this because that was 700 fucking images I just went through.
