I started fucking with the menus at this point. Not sure what I really learned from doing so
More translation hilarity, however...!
CHUUKADAN SPAM MOTHERFUCKER
Oh that was a Queen Combo!
Space
oh hey im a popular capcom character kind of
No shit. I don't even know how you managed to get it IN there.
Uh oh, a mysterious ally! Bluh de blah de bluh bluh bloo
And here's number 3, Bubblegum Sturm
Or he could have an entirely different name for no reason.
A fight breaks out.
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, SPACE STATION
uh
HOLY SHIT IT'S FAUST
I'm surprised this game doesn't just snap in two
Oh, right, you were from that shitty game huh...
uhaguhaguh
Megaman is a digger...? Wha?
I ONLY KNOW HOW TO SHOOT THINGS
It's kinda like Vampire Hunting, but with Treasure!
Piss off
Huh, that's a bit odd!
Damnit, Ken, you're being mind controlled again, AND you cloned yourself! Geez!
Translation
Trone Bone
What a weakling!
Uh
Yes because MORRIGAN is the one person Lei-Lei can't stand. The fuck.
See that blue smudge in the top left? That's Megaman. Haha, he is so boned...
ROCK AND ROLL
Suddenly I've got this ramp barricaded with dudes. The lemmings line up as usual.
Reinforcements.
mother of fuck WHAT
What, it's a GUY? I mean, it's a robot with no real human features aside from a head, but it has LONG PURPLE HAIR...eh fuck it.
Despite the fact that this is an old villian, he claims not to know anyone here! This strikes fear into the heart of Megaman...he knows the truth, deep down, but he cannot say...he doesn't want to believe it's true...
And by that I mean we get to see him do THIS a lot.
oh, he too is a 'megaman'. I don't...
...WHO SAID THAT?!
We lement on the fact that Juno is evil and doesn't remember anything for a grand total of "way too fucking long" and then we continue
Oh did I say fight I meant we waste more fucking time.
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? HE WAS NEVER MENTIONED THIS CHAPTER
This dialogue.
'Hey, you and me, staring contest, now!'
Fighting. I split the team into two groups, one monitors a ramp where the rest are, while the other beats up everyone who finds their way to the top. Fairly standard stuff.
...
where did he get all that health from...?
Well, alright...
Incoming...
...wait, seriously? Recolor POOKAS? You made a recolor for an enemy who can't do anything but TACKLE? Oh for the love of
GIANT BALL THING!! WOWIE WOW!!!
Oh hi...
...minature gundam?
GASPOT
Yay more people I...
Wait...
TAIZO? FROM FUCKING DIG DUG?
Fun fact: after doing some research on NxC characters, I found out that Masuyo and Taizo are apparently married.
And they gave birth to Mr. Driller.
I don't know what the fuck.
BULLSHIT HE HASN'T.
Gee, NxC sure loves its hyperboles.
His skill with the handpump is next to none!
Seriously, what.
I'm sorry, but I'm finding it a little hard to take this seriously. You might as well as thrown in fucking pac-man and pretend he had a troubling past.
Oh, Bruce, you always know how to cheer me up...
THAT'S IT, SHES FINALLY CRACKED
More conversation, something about these monsters being created in capsules, and then we finally decide to rescue megaman's ship because it will be useful.
And Taizo defeats his enemies with the powers of inflation. As if NxC wasn't bad enough, now it has to be AWKWARD
Oh and he drops rocks on people. :digdug:
Er...right.
FUCK YO LOGIC
This is where the conversation gets weird. Megaman keeps saying that he'll defeat Juno. Roll keeps saying that Megaman is acting weird. Everyone else just kind of admires Juno's technology. Also "Meiou"s name gets dropped a few more times. I still don't know who that is.
Thumbs up, soldier.
anyway, juno escape, all threats eliminated, more confusing dialogue discussing what we should do, and eventually we decide to take the ship and...go...somewhere.
...yeah.
