NxC Chapter 22
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Well, that's a good name for it.

Alternatively, :karnov:




MORE SPACE STATION




iiiit's strider




iiiit's...uh...




CUTSCENE BATTLE. These two just argue on ambiguously. About "HIM" and how he "CREATED EVERYTHING" and how "THERES NO STOPPING HIM" and how he's "GAZING INTO A NEW WORLD" and holy fuck who cares






That is NOT a good start to a chapter...




...so...yeah, these two fight.




I use my healing spell which, as a 'ninja' character, puts me into hiding. The chicks responds by DOING NOTHING.




GO AWAY




Oh Gnos...is!




Captain Commando shows up...kinda out of nowhere.




He, luckily, happens to have KOS-MOS with him? Cue one Hilbert Effect.




Oh. Of course. How could I forget.




Tonpu is kind of an idiot.




I think half of Mitsurugi's dialogue is comparing futuristic objects to things he might actually understand. Also, more of our dudes arrive.




Tao can't say that word! It sucks! I wanna fight too!




More enemies.




And more enemi-...

...the hell is Heihachi doing here?




Oh, they're clones. Not that they just told me that, it's just that having Vega say absolutely nothing is a good sign that he's not normal.




So blah blah doppel is some thing that creates clones and jin is wondering how they made a heihachi clone and FUCK THAT MORE FIGHTING




blah blah clones arent as good as the original blah




lol debuff




dudes




oh no please dont.




space ship self destruct oh good lord just make it stop




time limits. horray.





In less depressing news, Arthur fucking rocks





By the way, finishing someone off with a counter is fucking satisfying as hell




Horray. We won. Again.




Hooray!




IRON TERROR




Anyway, KOS-MOS detects a signal from the fucks who are now on Megaman's ship, so they can gather up AND escape before this place blows up within the next year.





And then we will lose control.

IN SPACE.




Oh, and Strider comes along. Although I think he disappears shortly before the next chapter starts so unfortunately we won't get to use him longer. IIRC he was pretty good.




OK GOOD




IRON TERROR

Anyway, we make it out and our heroes begin flying through space...




I'm sorry, THE space.




But, piloting a ship like this isn't all that safe! Our heroes may be in danger...




WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW




Oh. There she is.




Always with the THE crap. What if I were to say I lived in THE United Sta-

...

What if I were to say I lived in THE Texas all the time?




Anyway, as it so happens, Ishtar can just magically teleport this entire ship to heaven! Why, isn't that oddly convenient?




Great, we're back HERE. with it's stupid giant clock and it's stupid swimming pool and

wait what the fuck




IT ALL COMES TOGETHER, MAN






Oh you goofball translators...

Anyway, we find out that dimensional rift craziness has teleported the ship from the prologue ontop of that one level we were on earlier. Then...the chapter sort of abruptly ends. I guess we're heading inside to see what other wacky dimensional hijinx are in store.

This chapter was pointless.

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Namco X Capcom by SK
Opening: Hey, remember all those wonderful games you've never played?

Prologue 1-1: Let's Take A Walk Down Backstory Lane
Prologue 1-2: When Worlds Collide
Prologue 1-3: LLLLLLLLADIES

Prologue 2-1: Of Knights and Men
Prologue 2-2: Send In The Clowns

Prologue 3-1: Lets Meet Party Number 3!
Prologue 3-2: Gameplay?
Prologue 3-3: WAAARRIORRRRS

Prologue 4-1: Monster Mash!
Prologue 4-2: Your Skill Is Not Enough!

Prologue 5-1: I'll Send An S.O.S. To The World
Prologue 5-2: Karate Zombie Nation
Prologue 5-3: The Rise and Fall of SuperJin

Chapter 1-1: Momo: The Movie: The Play: The Video Game
Chapter 1-2: Fury of the Furries
Chapter 1-3: The Gang's All Here!
Chapter 1-4: "Wonder Momo"

Chapter 2-1: Bravo's World
Chapter 2-2: Team Battle!
Chapter 2-3: Won't Get Fooled Again

Chapter 3-1: Edutainment
Chapter 3-2: NINJA NINJA NINJA

Chapter 4-1: Stweet Fightoh
Chapter 4-2: Down in the Park...
Chapter 4-3: Only 26 Updates In And We're Already "Starting"!
Chapter 4-4: The Twilight Zone, Act 1

Chapter 5-1: Temple of Doom Jokes
Chapter 5-2: The Death and Return of SuperJin
Chapter 5-3: They did it, they finally did it; They killed English

Chapter 6-1: Out Of This World
Chapter 6-2: Dead Parents Blues
Chapter 6-3: oh dear god they're dying by the hundreds!

Chapter 7-1: Zuhl, Motherfucker, Zuhl!
Chapter 7-2: Crash of the Titans
Chapter 7-3: FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAVEN
Chapter 7-4: Down the stairway and onto the highway

[Special Yoshi Chapter]
Chapter 8-1: My Dinner With Akum
Chapter 8-2: Not the cool Yoshi. Or the dinosaur Yoshi.
Chapter 8-3: AN ENTIRE UPDATE OF GAMEPLAY
Chapter 8-4: To kill the boss, shoot it until it dies
Chapter 8-5: A Load Of Bull

Chapter 9-1: You May Say To Yourself: This Is Not My Beautiful Castle
Chapter 9-2: Castlevania: Reiji's Quest

Chapter 10-1: Let The Sun Never Blind Your Eyes
Chapter 10-2: Let Me Sleep So My Teeth Don't Grind
Chapter 10-3: Hear A Sound From A Voice Inside

Chapter 11-1: Down in the Japan...
Chapter 11-2: Ridin' Spinnaz

Chapter 12-1: Hot Head Hop
Chapter 12-2: The War Against Errorism
Chapter 12-3: Swim Or Die

Chapter 13-1: I...AM YOUR FATHER
Chapter 13-2: In which SK is pissed :thejokehereis:
Chapter 13-3: The Power Of Money

Chapter 14-1: in which nothing happens
Chapter 14-2: I've Got To Have That Sword
Chapter 14-3: A Thousand Years Of War

Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19

Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29

Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36, Part 1
Chapter 36, Part 2