CHILDREN
Wait why did we come here again
Post-split-up recap. Ryu is gone and Lilith is here.
Sure. Why not.
And suddenly Lilith is very happy to join our team even though she was beating the shit out of us for no reason at all. I don't even fucking know but for the love of GOD am I happy that plot is over with.
Wayahime shows up. This screenshot is literally all that's said in terms of why she decides to join us.
Also she becomes Taki's partner for no reason.
That thing that Slyph warned us about starts happening.
Wait how long as strider been WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?
I actually played Forgotten Worlds like the same day that I played this chapter. This dragon thing is like the first boss of that game, lol
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Well, this isn't different.
Felicia takes the "AIIEEEE" gag and runs with it herself.
So suddenly, this useless, immobile dragon shows up. And it should PROBABLY be dead, judging from those wounds.
...what
...oh. wait. most of my party is missing suddenly. great.
Our heroes decide that they need to use the Soul Edge and the Magic Circle to find their friends again. But theres a giantass dragon in the way. Oops.
blah blah
Sometimes this game worries me.
blah blah character who probably means a lot in the ACTUAL start of this chapter can't die
I fight like one guy and then these guys show up. AGAIN.
Wait...when the hell did it (the soul edge) vanish? Just last chapter we were USING the damn thing for retarded plots.
Hell a better question is how does ANYONE expect to use the damn thing if it keeps teleporting everywhere. Is holding on to it somehow going to keep that from happening?
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Er, that's not what she's asking, champ.
AMOR KING: THE CATMAN OF LOOOVE
So, they're being used. But they're not being controlled. Oh, wait, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I wonder what the closest 'near death' has been...it might actually be this one.
Heihachi.
He gives us the Golden Seed that he got from the High Priestess. The Golden Seed that we just GAVE to the priestess.
Uuuuuuuuuh...kay...
O-oh, right, I almost actually believed that such a stupid reasoning would actually fly in NxC.
How silly of me.
More dudes.
This is the only explanation to why these robots suddenly showed up.
I find this absolutely hilarious for some reason.
More fighting occurs. Then suddenly, THE RING starts acting up
good lord how in the hell do i ever win these chapters
UNSTOPPABLE
What a swell guy
I swear, if one more fucking person says 'dimensional transfer', there will be blood
You can't make up typos this bad.
This is bad. On the right side are a shitload of enemies. On the left side, are 3 bosses. And, yet again, KOS-MOS holds them all at bay.
Whoa, two shots in a row are nearly identical...
King and Felicia are still hung up on those rings
Uh...I'm, sure they ara...
Wait, WHY!?
uahguhauhguaug genders
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Wow don't tell me that dialogue triggers no matter WHO is defeated. I don't know anything about the japanese language so I'm just going to pray that theres something about it that would make gender specification unnecessary.
Oh and they explain that the reason Rose and King are fighting against us is because black valkyrie returned their cards from the graveyard to the battlefield under her control.
She controls them. But she doesn't.
I'm just trying to see if any of you guys will understand this because I sure fucking don't.
and suddenly Stan and Rutee realize who this fucker is. Not that they actually SAY HIS NAME, meaning that this game is still going to pretend that I don't fucking know who it is.
Grammar.
HOLY SHIT ARMOR KING WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
blah blah we fight a shitload then KOS-MOS owns the living fuck out of black valkyrie when suddenly GOLDEN SEED TO THE RESCUE
In a flash of light, the entire Black Valkyrie party is gone.
The effect seems to work. In fact, I know it works. So why the hell did everyone run away?
FUCK YOU RINGS
Hey this is our side of the field get ou
AHGHAGUHUHAGUHAGUHAUGHAUHUHAG
Blah...
...blah...
BLAH.
Oh, no, he looks perfectly fucking normal.
Megaman's plot continues to be...weird. It's almost as if he's being forced to recite the lines of an entirely different game.
Oh my god they are STILL FIGHTING THOSE RINGS
Suddenly this game has ADHD.
Yes, I'm certain Megaman always THANKS GOD.
The reason that the magic circle teleported the giant dragon away? Because the Golden Seed is very powerful. NxC has taken the concept of teleportation and MADE IT SUCK.
What!? Why!? What does that mean!?
And with that, our heroes just...jump into the circle and hope it spits them out wherever the rest of our pals are.
They really should just call this Teleportation: The Game.
