Oh hello gents and dames and welcome to the next update of Mario RPG Staff fest. I am your host KingRick56 of TheDailyPOS.org and today I will be imposing a challenge unto myself as alot of the current suggestions wont work til later/dont work now. As people who actually enjoy my work on this site may know I am a completionist. I often grind for levels and do every single sidequest for the fun of it. Todays challenge is simple. How much can I grind on the first level of Mario RPG. I wont lie I often leave this place at level three with Fire orb but hey! I can do better right?
Oh hello there Mario RPG I remember your festive colors!
Uhh... hello controls I forgot you some time ago lets get acquainted before I accidentally use all my supplies.
OH DEAR LORD ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT MARIO KUN
Oh hey its a local. Hey buddy take my picturOHJESUS
Hey! The Goomba provoked the attack! Dont judge me!
: Ohoho! A unarmed Goomba Eh? Are they not all unarmed? Hohohoho~!
FALCON...
PAWNCH
His buddy then heaves it all over my shoes out of nerves.
"Oh hey I crushed my enemies into dust! Neat!"
It appears our fungi buddy is in danger! QUICKLY TO ACTION! ...Wait what?
FUCKING SURPRISE GOOMBA!
Die monster! You dont belong in this world!
A swift beating later and we are well on our way to helping our buddAJKGHSJHS
Exterminate!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!
Oh hey a box! I'll smash my head against it til it opens!
Oh hey. Come to help me make money turtle friend?
"Why does everything want me to die... "
Hey I punched him so hard a mushroom came out!
"LET MY FRIOh hey shinies!" *Fukken jumping headbutt the shit out of it*
One swift goomba crushing later
Come on man it was a Goomba! I one shot those at level one! Are you below level one? Are you a item? Give me your delicious 30 hp.
Well he does me one better and gives me a lovely syrup! Its basically your mp refiller.This is the lowest level one obv!
NEXT TIME ON THE SMRPG FEST! More fucking goombas...
