And then we'll go on a hella tight adventure together, right...?
I did a poor job of capping it but this is a chest you have to get right here, otherwise you permanently miss your chance to get it. You have to jump on Toad's head as he's walking down the hall, then jump over to...this...space.
And inside the hard to guess, once-in-a-lifetime-chance chest is........a fucking frog coin.
I can't walk to the left side of this overhang, so i really question what I'm even standing on.
Back in the 'Shroom Room'...
Mario takes the time to do a...drunken wobble...
...isn't that kinda like the human equivilant of pissing yourself...? Ew
"Strange...there was an explosion..."
Then why the hell was she sitting out in front of my lawn
Uhhh...SHE'S UP THERE!
No no, on the floor!
I'll give you a hint: No shit
So, so I was like, hey, whatsup!
And then Bowser was like 'HEY BITCH I STOLE UR BITCH BITCH'
Then I started moonwalking to proof to him that I ain't never scared!
And he's all "Oooooh I HATE it when he does that!"
And then Toadstool was all "Mario you sexy, sexy man, do me right here and now!" cuz she thinks I'm a studmuffin
Well no I'm telling you about how I PWNED that Bowser dweeb, heheh...
Wait wait, I'm not done! So Bowser's all like...
"I have been shown who is the boss!"
"Oh my hot, sexy jumpman...~"
Then I'm like "JUMP AND I'LL CATCH YOU"
And uh...uh...I...I totally did and we made out. Huhuhuh.
Alright that's probably BEYOND annoying by now, but I have no idea whats up with this part: Mario jumps up into the air, his shadow is back there, the toad walks towards the shadow, and suddenly Mario is right back where he was
Then I went jogging to keep my tight bod in rippin' shape! Ya!
"Look, bro, you're crashing my scene man"
I didn't have the frames to animated that whole ordeal but I had to include most of it because it's pretty special
...what?
...uh...
Oh I was suppose to walk in a certain direction to continue the text
:firerod:
Man, it's not gonna be funny to do the 'where do you wish to go' thing by myself!
God I will NEVER get tired of that
Chancellor runs through the doors and knocks Mario down...
Shore is a great room you got here buddy
Help myself to the people who made Gunstar Heroes? :thejokehereis...uh...:
"In case you've forgotten what currency is, being RICH and FAMOUS and all..."
YA LEARN MORE, YA EARN MORE
"You see, Mushrooms are intelligent beings that are very picky about what sort of bonuses they give out when eaten."
"We would help you if we could, but we weren't coded with any other abilities!"
SET SAIL FOR ADVENTURE
