What WaAaAaAaAcKy hijinx are going on now?
ITS
ITS
Our protagonists: Assholes and Idiots
Henny Bill
I...I want it!
When I was a younger lad and I looked at this image, I thought to myself, "Does...does that guy have a huge hole in the assend of his pants...?"
That was his FAVORITE coin to use buying booze...
"Boo hoo, sniffle sniffle, I am sad!"
So whimpered he, The Sobbing Marshmelow
This guy will come in handy if we ever fight a giant beast of fire that's NOT inside a volcano! :doh:
STOP CRYIN, JESUS!!!!
Why yes, rain will tend to do that.
He can control the weather! He'll be our navigator!
cuz ur a li'l bitch w/ no ballz...
Mario, lacking the ability to speak, mimes his response: "Anime"
"He wanted me to take a coin-based survey!"
Uh, hey bitch, this is an A-B conversation so C ur way outta it
(I was forced to jump here)
He...he had a heart attack!!
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to jumps
Embarrassing? Not as much as your inability to outrun crocodiles! Man!
I seem to have this inability to act like a dick to my protagonists when given this sort of option. Also I'm tired of fucking text boxes, lol
"Well, I mean, he's only here to get back his money, but you're all very aware that he's going to stay with the party the entire time."
OH GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAND :inflatedhand:
Look kid, we're in post 3, let me get this shit over with, okay?
Apparently Mario's ability to turn into his enemies is rather well known, regardless that he never, ever uses it to his advantage.
AGhaugAHguhaG THE MATRIX HAS HAD AN ERROR AND MUST BE SHUT DOWN
No, see, that would be the appropriate time to smack a bitch upside the head
...HE HASN'T EVEN LEFT THE TOWN YET? How do people not catch on to the fact that PURPLE CROCODILE is running around mugging people!?
And our heroes promptly realize that they TOO have forgotten their bazookas at home
"Something we should have done as he ran RIGHT by us!"
I think the BANDIT went this WAY
I hope so, I don't want to know where else he put it
And while I'm at it, YA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, YA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, C'MON BOY!
OH GOD NO RANDOM ENCOUNTERS!!!
Like I said, running and moving diagonally is impossible on this keyboard, it makes things a bit tricky
"I know this from the 5 seconds I've spent looking at you, and the fact that you are WELL known for your INability to jump!"
Gotta race ace
Yeah yeah, we all remember this
Er, gee, I sure hope there wasn't anything important in that room, because otherwise I just totally skipped it
I'm going to imagefest Kirby Dreamland 3, and then maybe a joke here would make sense
"...mentally! Physically, not so much, but that doesn't matter!"
EYAAAAAA A GOOMBA
I...I want it
Man, imagine if Croco got a star, that would be fukken broken
Also NOBODY SAID NOTHIN ABOUT KILLIN PEOPLE WITH STARS
I UNLOCKED FIRE MARIO FIND OUT HOW IN THE SECRETS THREAD ON GAMEFAQS
"Or, escape once I chase them away from the exit...nah, I'll just hide."
"Standing in the middle of nowhere counts as hiding, right?"
well yeah especially if that pumpkin was rolling down a reeeeally steep hill
"Which is ironic because your eyes don't move! That's how slow you are! Horr horr!"
"Only during Mario Party 84 will you be able to catch me!"
can't talk, chasing crocodile
nice hiding job there!
And then he just divides by two everytime you do this until he eventually reaches 1/102846th of a second
We had to burrow underground to find him this time!
I am APPAULED, OUTRAGED, good sir!
Wacko Craco Fight!
As a generic miniboss, it's not all that interesting to report on!
...oh, hey, apparently not fighting anybody took a real toll on Mallow.
WhOoOoOoOa, that's WEIRD
I'VE COME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE TO PISS YOU OFF
I'll hit you with my whiny, poutiness!
Beatin up on the guy with no HP, Mallow, you're such a badass
Rick Spade is gonna kick your ass!
*GASP* THE REAL RICHARDO
Oh, huh, he leveled up a boss fight he wasn't alive for. That works.
HP drops keep fallin' on mah head
And suddenly Mallow realized the sense of power that robbing gave to him, and he one day became Mario's ARCHRIVAL
Hey, hey, you're on MY quest now!
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