
THOUSAND BLADES

Oh right, you're right here in my pants, huh, keep forgetting.

It's the offbrand imitation version of Bowser, you can tell by the messed up letter. Also, this is the first time I've played this part and known about catgirls doing the "nya" thing. Which just confuses me even more.



Why not, it's worked countless times before, and since.

Thank you, guy who isn't the silent protaganist and can therefore import important information to the player!

shine get

Oh, I get it, the Y is because Bowser merged with Yoda. And then the bow is because I dunno they left something in the teleport machine and then hijinx ensue

Curse you, ???, once again busting in on another scene with another startling revelation!


Bowyer: Wait, how the FUCK did you get way up there?

what if they threw a battle and you weren't invited

You're Hebrew National?

Oh wait, he's Obama, going to redristibute my wealth and take my guns and give them to stem cell gay married clones!

The lesson: it's not polite to point.

Oh shit he's going to kill Teen Girl Squad!

You know, that's probably wildly out of character for Geno to use that slang here. Oh well.
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Meanwhile, at the path pointing the other way with no stumps and birds that just now exists and suddenly Mario is at and oh god what seriously continuity it's not that hard

Mallow: Take this! *holds out FroggieStick*




anime fall: the videogame

cool runnings


WE BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE


wah wah waaaaaaaaaah

I failed to screen this well

THANKS I COULD HELP BRO

Look out, the crappy second place women's network knows where you live, Mario!


Oh right battle yes okay



