Whoops, I think these images are too big. Oh well, who the fuck gives a shit. Certainly not me!
huh what this shit okay... wait, you fool Soap! Since you didn't skip Booster, we don't get the Amulet! That's actually mildly useful! This is me pretending to care all that much!
Oh no, Princess Peach (yes, fuck you, I'll be calling her that all fest) is about to be foricibly wed to the insane Booster! We have to hurry and save her!
And if you believed that, you've obviously never played an RPG before.
I don't know whose idea this name was but I want to punch them in the face.
A lot of Yo'ster's Isle makes me want to punch people in the face, for some reason. I think this is where all my stupid fanboy rage goes to fester.
sir i don't think that's how you ride the yoshi
So yeah, everyone just makes Yoshi sounds when I talk to them.
Opening other Peoples mail is a Federal Offense
Periods optional.
I could go hours for ridiculous retarded ranting on Boshi. Don't even get me started.
Classic green Yoshi's the only one who you can understand, for some unexplained reason, and he still has () in his text. Also I don't know how I didn't notice the hilarious mismatch in getting the people I'm talking to to face me, but wow good job programmers.
It's all the fun of riding a Yoshi, without any of the fun of riding a Yoshi!
OH GOD MARIO FUSED WITH YOSHI'S EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAH :emulation:
Wait, if he can't read it... who the hell was supposed to read it? ARGH *punches shit*
"See, we've all been banished to the phantom zone!"
fuck yes cookies om nom nom
yoshi racing vrm vrm vrrrrrrm vrrrrrrrrrm vrm vrrrrrrrrrrrrm
This was before rythmn games came into fashion. As a kid I didn't get it and always used to mash A,B as fast as I could. It didn't end well.
Uh... this isn't working right. At all. Fuck emulators, man. (yes, i got someone else to test it and it is indeed completely off sync.)
I guess...
Oog, this is going to be painful.
Maybe this will help?!?!?!?!
come back shane
Fuck this shit... god damn emulators. This is impossible! The timing window is like, who knows how much off from what the music is doing.
I'm so frustrated I'm going to go to Booster Pass! Because that'll make sense.
Buttons = caves!
Wow... that's an intersting place to start the conversation/battle.
EMULATION
lolz masher
For those of you who don't know, btw, the Masher has a LARGE +or- random damage modifier to it. Most have like, 10% of their attack value, while this has like 5 or 6 times that much, or even more.
Oh right, my challenge is do this. Once. Um... good thinking, Soap?
I'm good at screencapping!
Halfway decent goodies. This was... worth it?
"And absolutely NOTHING ELSE!"
THANKS I COULD HELP BRO
Oh right, I'm going to do stuff now. First of all, we need a healer, now that we're not limited by any silly restrictions.
First of all, not that you can see it here because lol flashing arrows, but the Work Pants are actually strictly better than Geno's Cape, because apparently Geno's armor sucks lol.
Also, with Mallow I lose like only 1 or 2 defense for 10 attack, so I'm doing that, especially since Magic Attack also controls HP Rain effectivness.
Finally, I know exactly what the boss fight coming up is and it needs these.
Selling this, of course.
I'd also sell this but someone (Soap) would get really mad at me for some reason so whatever.
lol I guess we kind of have to show this off since a lot of people never did it.
It's one point weaker than the weapon I get in the castle. Not enough to actually matter if you miss it, but enough to make you waste money when you buy it and it's not like you can preview weapons in this game. That's good design right there.
Amusingly the Work Pants are still overall better than the Happy stuff, though at least now Bowser has a shell to wear. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
Also, it is an item called "Happy Pants".
Fuck your strategic planning, inventory space is precious.
Fun story: I wasted 200 of our coins to do the suite segment, because that would be fun, right?
But looking now, the shots are boring as fuck and I'm not using them. Hyuck!
At least I got a Flower Tab and a Max Mushroom.
Ah well, live and learn. Onwards, next post!
