Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the imagefest for the critically acclaimed "Soap's package to Ben"!
I found this in my mailbox today!
Feel free to use that phone number to call my local post office if you want, just don't mention me!
Today we'll be walking to the post office, because it's only like ten minutes. Now I can bore you with pictures that aren't a delicious package!
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN
Bridges are serious business, guys!
srsly every time I go to Hartland there's someone taking a picture of this fukken bridge. And then with horror I realized: this time it was me.
I CAN SEE FOREVER
sup BICTHES 
FTW! FTW!!!!
rock out with your typo out
ok now you're not even trying
i mean what
If you looked closely at the very first image you might have noticed that the post office is on Orser street! This means I'm not lost!
This is it!
-alternate caption-
Owen Pallett should play in Hartland when he tours after Heartland comes out!!
hello i have a package for star "pizzachu" eye are you here
Dude! Why is Yoshi sending me packages and calling himself "Matt G"???
sidestory: Caleb/Genjuu Mugon and I today decided to eat pizza! We ordered an entire Greco party pizza and split it!
I just liked including "size matters" in a picture of Soap's package.
Now let's see what's inside!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA what
soap's spring cleaning tip #1: mail your shit to canada
If you like Super Smash Bros. Brawl, vote for Ron Paul!
Find the hero in your junk mail.
Another shot of all that:
and this isn't even all of it
petition to somehow implement burger wallets and fry safes into nomicopoly somehow
This appears to be an actual sample of shampoo and conditioner. Thanks for looking out for my hair, Soap!
I afterwards considered putting my own Spiderman 3 ticket stub in the picture but it was all faded so you couldn't tell what it was so I didn't bother with a re-shoot. It's pink though, which I thought might seem amusing!
coming soon: ultimate showdown: giant cockroach vs. purity soap vs. goku
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA what
I listened to this CD the entire time I prepared this imagefest. :(
Remind me to attempt to transcribe this letter some time oh god A++
A lot happens in a year, but during the stone age...
A lot happens in a year, but without a permit...
I'm going to have to grade the note that came with Anti's package higher than this one! It came on Catwoman paper and poorly attempted to use Canadian slang!
itt the actual purpose of the package is overshadowed by junk mail and graffiti
