Who's your bestest ferend in te whole wide world !!!!:DDD!!!:DDDDD

Oh crap, happy rush. I need my evil pills...

Krem

Uh....sure. *files topic away, making sure it is underneath MANY other papers*

-SV

Hey wtf? the update date is a month ago poop! Next week's topic should be Why do you write about such crazy topics like this? :P

STAREYe

Hey, that was my idea! THIS IS MY CRAZY TOPIC!!! Anyway, it should be something everyone can respond to.

-SV

Hay meh name is jeo an I am a toothpick addict.

Topic ideas thrown out:

- Whats the color of your skin?
- Whats wrong with my face?
- DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE!?
- Which came first? The lawyer or the judge?
- What you job?
- Is your base really belonged to them?
- Dhalsim rocks
- Gambit rocks
- Is your sister hot?
- Can I go out with her?
- Please?
- C'MOOOOOOOOOON!!!
- OW MY SPINE - Who is your daddy and what does he do?
- 15 1 1337?
- Am I the wootzorz of the earth si?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if...hey what are you doing with that hammer

StarKirby

Yay finally! We have topic ideas! At least they are ideas.... I think we have a winner! But we still have another e-mail.

-SV

The offender of my name last week has been dealt with...

Anywho, do you guys have a bathroom? I really gots to go.

Quit writing in code, steve! And....second hall to your left, third door on your right. Can't miss it.

-SV

It took forever, but now it's done. Quite frankly, your topic ideas suck, I hate you guys for making me have to come up with my own lame topic! >:o Also, I hope steve found the bathroom...he sent that e-mail 2 weeks ago....

-SV

Posters? You wanna hear about posters? I've got EB, SSBM, Zelda, the melee comic, Sonic, Pikmin, Hamtaro, Bunchies, Limecat, Metroid Prime, last year's Animal Crossing calendar, more Sonic, Spaceballs, and friggen Yoshi's Story. Just to name a few.

The walls of my room are green. Yes, green. And I do mean OOFFOO. Bright green. My mom was nice enough to paint them for me. It looks a bit kiddie, but hey, it's my favorite color. I've got shelves which are packed with all sorts of miscellanious trinkets, and of course a neat TV with cool Nintendo stickers all over it. I've also got a broken lava lamp, the Two Towers Collecter's Gift Set Smeagol Figurine on display (Still in the box) and the boxes for a bunch of games and my Gamecube.

I love my room...

-Krem

I had 00FF00 green walls where I used to live. I'm the only one who liked them. It almost kept our house from being sold. Stupid people and their pickiness.

-Soap on a Rope

I like green :O. Go fix your lava lamp. Soap's works!

SV

My room is messy++++. It's also full of fun junk like bobble head toys, penguins, other assorted plushies, drawing suplies, the ramains of three VCRs, a TV, and a microwave me and my friend took apart one summer, stuff I built out of those parts, candy wrappers, books, video games, CDs, and underneath all that, I believe there is a floor. I'm not entirely sure, but I also think it's white. As for posters, my walls are covered with comic strips, and a big happy fun 'Roadkill Cafe' poster.

And by the way, 50 degrees is January is just sick and wrong. Go away sicko.

-stareyE

Messy rooms are evil. You should clean it. You'd probably find about 200 things you lost and never found again. Most things you haven't found tend to be lost though. Oh well. CLEAN UR ROOM!!!!!1

-Soap on a Rope

What's up with you people and broke stuff? My room is a mess, but NO BROKEN STUFF! And though 50 degrees in January is wrong, it feels good :D

SV

I don't have many posters. I have a calandar, a Metroid Prime poster, two Gladius poster, a Rebel Stirke poster, an F-Zero GX poster, a Return of the King poster (the one with Aragorn holding the sword) and a picture of lions I've had for like eight years.

omg n00b!

-Sommie

I have an F-Zero GX poster as well. I think we should spread the F-Zero love throughout the world. I need more posters. I have a SaveRite advertisement up as a poster. Talk about bootlegged.

-Soap on a Rope

I don't have tons of poster on my walls either, though I do have a few Zelda ones and one of Dale Murphy (a famous Braves player). And pennants from when the Braves went to the World Series in '95. Yay.

SV

you're all freaks

-Jesus

You're silly.

-Soap on a Rope

Sho' 'nuff

SV

Oh, Insert mandatory "Go to Hell, Jesus" remark here.

-Soap on a Rope

My room is like my roof, when you look at it, the cat barkz. I saw the sun it burnt my eyes and now I'm blind yummy.

My room? Well, it's dangerous, because people walk in and fall through the floor, going into another dimension. It has tons of finger nail clipings everywhere, and the words ANNAANNAANNA writen in every square centimeter of my wall. And the greatest evil...MY BROTHER...lives in that room. It's fun because he talks for hours on end, then I get mad and blackmail him for all the things he said to girls on the phone, and then he gets mad and tears down my wall, causing evil monsters to come out and eat him. Then we have to go to through the beast's guts, saving my bro. Then he explodes, and we have to buy a new house and I have to trash my new room.

LIFE IS LIKE MARSHMELLOWS, IT'S SOFT AND YUMMY :D

-StarKirby

You make no sense. :( ANNAANNAANNA? Is that some magic word or something? If I say it, will I grow a sixth arm? Hmmm...

-Soap on a Rope

Your room is scary. I think I'll stay in mine.

SV

Soap, you know what my bedroom looks like. You've slept over at my house before. But for everyone else, you get one REALLY long run-on sentence.

When you walk into my room you are in its north east corner facing south (yeah, I know the direction), my bed takes up half the room and is right next to my door, my walls are dark blue and have Braves and video game posters on them, my dresser and chest of drawers dominates most of what's left in my room, my small book case somehow fits in and my trophy shelf is on the wall (thankfully, there's no room on the floor), there's a small space between the side of my bed opposite the door and the wall where I have my stero, my closet isn't really a room itself caus it's pretty small, but it fits my crapload of GA Bulldogs and Hiram shirts, and finally, I still have last year's varsity baseball schedule tacked to my cieling.

There. My room. In on REALLY long sentence. I love. Not worrying about. Proper grammar.

-SV

You didn't mention the Zapdos/Moltres thing we've had going for a bajillion years now. (For all the rest: it's a card with Zapdos on one side and Moltres on the other and every time I visit it's flipped over on the wall so only one side shows) Whose turn is it now anyway?

-Soap on a Rope

I don't remember, but I'm flipping it when I get home.

SV

Well, it's been a while but I finally got around to it. It was fun having SV correspond... and to his own letter too. Stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get the next update in time...

-Soap on a Rope

I hope the next mailbag topic is more interesting....

SV

That's because Chevron is attempting to create a monopoly in GA. They first got rid of the 7-11's (they were just little sissies anyway. They gave up too easily). The real challenge is Citgo. Once they buy them out, the rest will fall like dominoes from the top of a skyscraper.

Soon all you'll be able to get gas from here is Chevron. Then you'll be walking down the street randomly spouting out, "CHEVRON WITH TECHRON!!! NOW THAT THE GASOLINE FOR ME!!" and not care that the prices are skyrocketing.

After weeks of complete gas monopoly in GA by Chevron, the government will step in and send in a group of revenge-seeking 7-11 employees to set up a base camp and sell gasoline for cheap. Soon, 7-11's will begin to pop up everywhere, coaxing other companies to come back and fight the techron enhanced evil.

In the end, the Reign of Chevron will end and GA will once again have 7-11's.

Either that or Georgians will boycott gasoline by riding bikes to work and 7-11 will return as a chain of bike repair stores.

-Staringvacantly

We have a few too many Chevrons here. But what we really need to watch out for is TEXACO. Why? Beats me. They all get their oil from only like 6 companies (BP, Shell, and some others), so it's practically a monopoly already. But hey, it's cheaper than bottled water.

-Soap on a Rope

I sit here perplexed. I look up to my friend and ask him, "Hey, why are there no 7-11's in Georgia?" "Because," he says to me, "It's a boring state. In the middle of a bunch of other states..." He starts to say something else, but I say "Hold that thought" and begin typing. "Now, what was that other part?"

"Uh, that was it."

-Krem

Georgia is indeed a boring state. Unless you like rap. It's like the rap center of the world, maybe except for Harlem. So I guess if you like rap it's an exciting place. Rap and country are about all people listen to here. Neither qualify as exciting in my book. Meh.

-Soap on a Rope

If it makes you feel any better, I can't think of having seen one in Canada either. However, we have Tim Horton's, so that makes up for just about anything we could be missing.

I really feel like this should be longer, it just looks to short in the box. So the other day it was -10 degrees F outside, and I had to take out the garbage. Without any winter boots or gloves, 'cause I don't have any. Who wants to come visit?

-STAREYe

I wish I could come visit. Georgia probably wasn't that cold in the ice age. Here it was 50 degrees F which is average "winter" here. I think I'm the only one at school still wearing shorts. ;D

-Soap on a Rope

Yay! Nice letters this time. I also got one from our bud ChaosKnight, but he evidently uses "gay" as derrogatory. So next time you see ChaosKnight, give him a pat on the back or spit in the eye or something. Later!

-Soap on a Rope