Would you mind if I replyed to mailbag every week? I love this stuff. ^_^

Hm, Soap. From what I see, Soap deserves a lot of respect. Look at what a wonderful site he created! I really can't imagine what Soap would look like. However, I think he's smart, friendly, and a great leader. I have nothing bad to say, because of what I've seen it has been all positive. No joke...Yeah, I'm done.

Allthesmallthings

You go and reply to all the mailbags you want; it's cool that you're so active here at POS. I love getting your e-mails because you are one of the newer members to POS, and even though you know very little about it, you still participate in all that you can. Just stay here, have fun, and get to know the POS-ers; they're not as scary as you'd think. Then you won't have to say "Oh, I don't know him/her" or "I don't know blah blah about POS" in your entries.

-SV

Yes, *sing (HOLY CRAP I ACYULY TYPO'D IT RIGHT THERE :O), I am the master of tyops!

Antway, Soapy is probably ugly, because people who start stupid websites tend to be so. I also hear he has fairly long hair. Most likly he has rabies too. Or at least it looks like he does, but that's just where he's covered in suds 'cause someone dipped him in water for fun. That is assuming he's actuly a bar of soap on a rope. Otherwise you shouldn't let him bite you. He's also southern, which means he says funny things like "y'all", or "abowt". Does anyone think I should start using paragraphs? I noticed my last entry looked a little bad that way. Anyway, back to soap. He's rather-ACK ANOTHER BRAIN BREAKDOWN HAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMER HAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMER HAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMERHAMMER

STAREYe

You know, I'm more southern than Soap...but I'm more southern than many southerners too. Anyway, soap has little or no accent whatsoever, but I don't doubt the rabies part. I've always been afraid at sleepovers....

Your paragraph reference reminds me of what my physics teacher/published writer told our class yesterday. Apparently, our grandchildren may not use apostrophes . They take up time and space...weird, huh? And it reminds me that in MLA style papers that it will soon be/has already been changed to where there will be only one space after a period at the end of a sentence. OMF BIG SPACE WASTER.

-SV

Soapy is a bar of soap. I win again!

GSGoldSoft

You still lose. I have no entry for you to refer to this time, but you just lose.

-SV

I want to submit a lot, but i might not also, BUT ANYWAYS GIVE ME SOME PANDA MEAT BABY!!!

okay, here are some!?

MOONSIDE SOAP

He's all reverse colors and he has a big eyebrow, and omg, he's wacky! like when he says, "Hay guys <3" he means "I'm gonna keel u rawr" He like to dance, and eat, but not really, he does th opposite. that means he like to breakdance and he has an eating disorder.

PIKASOAP

He's yellow and he;s full of eckletricity, he can only say his name, or parts of it, and he lives in a pokeball :O omg tht sucks 4 him. his personality is all cool, when hes around pokemon he all "be cool guys" and they're like "it b chill" then thay have a party whoo :D

PORCO ROSSO SOAP

its like Soapy + a flying fighter jet piggy :OD well, he wears a skarf, and he flys arond and shoots bad guys, then he says "hay ladies ;O lol" and all the ladys are all "ooh soapy rosso you so fine" then thayhave a party :OSOD

Baron Von Soapenpusle

He's a dastarly villain from the high reaches of the australian alps, watching over the various peasant folk with oversized and evil binoculars. his grin is a twisted scar that ends small animals into bouts of convulson and pant wetting. then, at night, he swoops down from his mountain fortress and takes the first born child from every family, eating them and making their bones into collectors spoons, which he sells on the black market. His laugh then rings out and it goes thusly "Mwehuheuhe" which is quite frightening, if I do say so. His personality is dark, like the outer coat of a Snickers bar, and all good natured-ness and social pleasantries cannot hwlp but be destroyed by his cruel demeanor. He sponsors a local girl scout troupe, and has beeen known to buy more cookies than any sane man can eat alone.


ARF ARF ARF :O

Mute

:o Soap's many personalities! I like the Soapenpusle one where he sells spoons on the black market and buys girlscout cookies. The whole thing is pretty cool. You should reply more often/every week.

-SV

He probably looks like me, only less sexy. Since I'm dead sexy, he could be fatially sexy, or cancerusly sexy. Maybe he's just plain ol' sexy and working his way up?

Steve

Or maybe he's just not sexy. Unless of course you are being sarcastic, then his sexiness is somewhere between AIDS and SARS.

-SV

Alucard Super Ninja Hyper Mega Ultra Power Force Team Rangers Squad thingy.. something

Starring: Domon Kasshu as the Black Ranger Power Ninja

Shigatsu Mayato as the Green Ranger Power Ninja

Alucard as the Blue Ranger Power Ninja

Super Ninja Hyper Mega Ultra Power Force Team Rangers Squad...AYE! We need Ultrorbotzordgundamthingy power NOW.

Go Super Ninja Hyper Mega Ultra Power Force Team Rangers Squad go!

Alucard

Either reply on topic or don't send me an e-mail. This is your warning.

-SV

SoaponaRope's alter ego is the Starsky and Hutch pimp, Huggy Bear. His turnons are Steve, Luigi, Steve, and Get your Ass to Mars. His turnoffs include women, men, animals, plants, fungi, protista, monerans, and Colt Forty Christ. SoaponaRope hopes to someday be a male prostitute by day and a world-saving male prostitute by night. dshnfuishfuaidfhauia

Krem is ugly. He's just such an ugly little fella. Not like the pretty folk. He's so ugly, this one time, I saw him, and I threw up because ugly

Wally

Yay, soap's biography! I'm glad to be a turnoff, soap's a scary one ;P. And your reference to Get your Ass to Mars reminds me of the fact that my friends and I listened to the music on that site for nearly 4 hours while playing pictionary and SSBM. It was funny when the "get your ass to mars" played at just the right times when it was completely silent.

You know, I've never seen a pic of Krem, but if I ever do, I'll make sure to edit it and make him have a sickeningly disgusting face to get him back for all the edited pics he's made of me >:D.

-SV

I love the high number of entries this week (excepting one)! Keep 'em comin'! Not much I can say for this week. Sorry for being late, I had a party to go to. Well, I hope you have more fun with next week's topic.

PS:

-SV

The POS mansion in my mind is much like luigi's mansion...

3 storys high with a massive roof that has lawn chairs and a radio on it... their is a room for every member... the oldbies get the higher floors soap and the admins of course on the 3rd floor get massive rooms each outfitted for their tastes

those who Reside there are Soap, Static, SV, steve Rick, sommie, wally and Anti

the third floor besides houseing the admins and oldest of oldbies holds the meeting room/war room of POS ... extensive maps of the world and spy pictures of neighboring sites are held there

the second floor holds the likes of krem SK and Mr spoon and The chat room/holodeck that is #POS...

those who reside on the second floor are Curlyfry, weldar, krem, sk, Mr spoon, STAREYe and more

the bottem floor of the POS mansion is where the many sections and the forums Reside... the Fanstuff room is much like a library with many works of art hanging nearbye... the Issues section is much like a comics shop... and it also holds the #melee komic by krem

also the forums are there... a meeting place of people much like a cafeteria there are benchs and potted plants about... many foods are served there and each bench is a diffrent board..

those who reside on the 1st floor are the newer people who havent quite made it up into the regulars such as Nick and doom

the basement is home to the endless maze... no one knows why soapy has it down there but rumor has it that his power source lies withen the caves

A small building/tavern next to the mansion has a Glowing neon sign on the front Reading #Melee the tavern is #melee itself the many op's have diffrent purposes there... such as SV static and soap are more like bartenders... while those like Rick serve as bouncers... weldar and FT serve as the local bandleaders... and NOS brings his many arcade games in for the masses to line up and play

behind POS is the ruins of the old POS site... long since updated the ruins serve as a battleground for battles between the many people...


Well thats my guess what do ya think?

Rick

Dude, I love the thought you put into it. Just so you know, this puts every other entry to shame, in my opinion. I can't help but think that you have some of these ideas based on a certain fanfic (one you should finish/keep going?).

-SV

Talk about a long entry @__@ Reminds me of the POS Chronicles. Nice entry.

-Static

He went to the local gas station, SV! Where else?! Anyway, I don't know much about the POS mansion, but here we go.

There is a huge mansion, that sits on a large hill. Surrounding the hill on all but one side is trees, and on that one side is the ocean. There are many paths through the trees. The mansion is 3 storys tall and is grey and blue. I guess you could say on the outside it looks like a cross inbetween a gothic cathedral and a castle. Inside, there is one main hallway. Branching out from this hallway, is diffrent parts of POS. For what walls look like and stuff, I have no ideas!

Allthesmallthings

Steve, that cheater. But anyway, that's a nice little bit on POS for being a fairly new guy. Keep up the mailbag entries :D

-SV

Nice entry for someone that doesn't know much about the POS Mansion.

-Static

It's a really big house. And there's a sign that says "POS Mansion" on the front. WOW I'm descriptive, eh? Actuly it's a big BLUE mansion, which also comes in green and red. At the front door the weak of heart are scared off by the pictures of the white house with a canadian flag, and wally in his boxers. To the left, we find an elevator with a guide as to where to find things, such as randomness, evilness corners, info, canada, games, whfw club, and whatever else we have here. Behind the couch in the loung is where you find the bathroom, despite what other people may say, and whatever I may tell you, the water is fine. Not the toilet water though. We also hold may special things that you have to search hard to find, such as Krem's gallery of sv pics, and sv's closet where he keeps his victems (LET ME OUT). On the roof is where Rick and Static stand and whatch the sunset/rise together, and certan mishivious members try and push them off. Or just sign 'Rick and Static up a tr!ee' loudly and obnoxiously. There's probably other stuff too, but I really don't care right now.

STAREYe

STAREYe YOU LAZY BASTARD FINISH YOUR DESCRIPTIONS!! j/k. I like how much emphasis you put on the forums. They are a huge part of POS. And to clear something up: *sing, right? STAREYe, you are a typo king.

-SV

Me and Rick on the roof watching sunrise/sunset = YES

-Static

Well this is simple enough, it looks like a mansion. There, topic answered, I win.

GSGoldSoft

No, you lose. See Rick's entry.

-SV

That's just plain ingenious.

-Static

It is in the shape of a zoot-suit clad 30's man-about-town. His name is Gentleman Jim and he's a friendly fellow. Atop the fedora lies the chambers and throne room of SoaponaRope. Gentleman Jim is really a very friendly fellow and doesn't mind new visitors inside his body, as like as they mind to wipe their feet and tip the bellhop. And, they say if you press on the inside of his stomach he'll do the Charleston.

Wally

Cool new way to look at POS. I always love reading your posts on POS and what you say in #melee. Behind the entertainment value, there's always a good moral :P

-SV

Does it include snowcones?

-Static

Itis a big hosue wiht white certins and it hes a drgon and a maot, and it mad of bricks.

adn wehn it suny teh brillnt ople ruf shins liek a thsand epxlodng sters :D:DDDD

oh and tis bgi!!! leik teh sise of franse od sumthin.

Mute

Uh...how very descriptive and beautiful. Is there a spellcheck in the house?

-SV

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-Static

Yippee! 6 WHOLE LETTERS! I'm proud of you guys. Give yourself a pat on the back (those of you who sent in) and keep it up next week! Also, everyone badger Static into making longer responses! :P

-SV

Yay 6 letters. ^_^ Both short and long ones too. *eats snickerdoodle*

-Static

See? BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!BADGER!!

-SV

WTF, how could Steve miss the bathrooms? Don't you watch TV? The bathroom is down the hall and to your left, everybody knows that. Someday, I'm going to build a building where the bathroom is up the hall and to the right. Or maybe in a secret compartment under the stairs. Or behind the sofa. Or whatever.

And SV, you stole my job. :( I was gonna apply for mailbag, I HAD FIRST DIBS *PUNCH*

STAREYe

Hidden bathrooms behind the couch? Scary. And you had like 4th dibs or something, you admin abuser you. YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH. The topic doesn't lie. :o

-SV

Steve ran down the hall in the direction SV said the bathroom was in. He ran down to the second hall to the left, then walked down to the third door on the right. Steve looked for the handle...there wasn't one. It was an elevator. By this time, Steve really had to go. So, he walked to the next door...he reached for the handle..turned it..and it was locked. Steve looked to the left of the door. There was a sign that said "restroom" but it was locked! He figured there was someone in there, so Steve began to bang on the door. No answer. Steve walked back down the hall and never got to go to the restroom. But, do not fret, for Steve found another restroom and lived happily ever after. The end.

AllTheSmallThings

When I first saw your e-mail address, I thought you were StarKirby. But anyway, I liked your little tale, but happy endings make me sick :(. I would have liked to see steve piss on himself, but that's just me. Where was this other restroom that steve found? I must know!

-SV

Steve winced. His baldder was, as one would say, full. However, he was fixing hiscomputer due to a recent overclock. He couldn't just leave it there while he went to the bathroom; who knows what untold evils were roaming the mansion? However, this logic was flawed, as it was "evils" roaming about the mansion that would soon become his problem anyhow. Wally ran past his door shouting something about waterfalls. SV and Sommie walked past talking about cataracts of the nile. And finally, Steve heard Tenda pouring herself a cup of water in the next room. They say every man has a breaking point; in that instant, Steve found a new meaning to that.

Krem

Yay, just what I was looking for! A steve pisses himself story! Those are always funnier. I'm even inclined to go learn something about the cataract of the Nile. I do know it flows north, but so does most everybody else.

-SV

Ha! I was only a day late, and that was because the stupid server wasn't up. I'm just disappointed that I only got 3 letters. I'm not just going to make topics that can be answered in one line (at least I won't try to), so put some thhought into it, like the guys that sent this week. It's nice to get a good, long read sometimes.

-SV