Your face is a textarea. Your mom is a baritone. Your dog is the man now.

The next topic should be something about the new design. Like how much you hate it, how much you don't hate it, what you think it needs, what you think it doesn't need, how many people are going to immediatly think of cheese when they see it, how many hits we won't get while it's up, how many hits we WOULD get, but the hitter(?) was distracted because he thought of cheese before he even got there and when to get some, why there isn't any monkey, and how many dogs will pee on it.

Sound good?

-STAREYe

I like the design idea, and cheese sounds pretty cool too. But I don't know about dogs peeing on random monkeys...

-SV

The next topic should be "What is the best Star Trek Series and/or Movie". Enough said, whore.

-Steve

I've only seen a few Star Trek shows and I don't think too many POSers have seen many either. It's a good idea, and I think I'll play off of it.

-SV

Okay, hmmm...Myabe you should ask this question every week untill you get a really good topic? Unless you already have one...

-Allthesmallthings

It'd work until everyone started hating me/stopped replying to mailbag because the topic was boring and repetitive. Oh well, I think I'll try to come up with something. Next thing you know the titles for the entries will actually relate to the entry itself.

-SV

*dancey*

Im sorry I gotz teh funk in me I gotta dance! *danceys*

Hand me that trout*does the trout in his pants dance* JOIN ME SV... JOIN THE TROUT SIDE OF THE DANCEY!

Anyway you should make a topic about how soap makes us his slaves constantly making us wo..ugh*hit in the neck by a dart and falls over...soap walks up and drags Rick away*

Soap: You saw nothing

-Rick

All opinions expressed in this entry by a young man henceforth referred to as "Rick" are not necessarily those of thedailypos.org and therefore should not and will not be related as such.

-SV

Hmm... what should the next mailbag be? Good question. How about it is "Why do people recycle? It's a waste of time!" Yeah, recycling isn't a waste of time. I's good for the inviornment. But why is iot so boring? Blue is for cans and bottles and green is for newspapers, but hpw about we used cooler colors! Like the racing checkerboard patern or Orange? Orange is cool!I mean, c'mon... blue...

-Carlos2

I think that the colors are just fine...>.>, but that's just me. Anyway, I don't know if it'd be good makings for a mailbag topic. It is an interesting topic of discussion, though. I just joined the newly formed Environmental Club at my school. Maybe we can make the campus not look like crap anymore.

-SV

A viable topic would be, "Why won't SV stop being such a lazy bastard and make his own topic?"

-Wally

Okay, I'll go make my own topic up now. Well, after I reply to the next (and last) reply to this week's topic.

-SV

i think next weeks mailbag should be about [insert jebzig forum url here]

-ChaosKnight

I'm not liking to your forums; that's why I edited it out.

-SV

Oh well, I did it again. I still got it updated. Today is my birtday and I swear that I've done more work on this birthday than any other previous one. So anyway, I'm not using any of your topics, but a spinoff of some combined...or something like that.

PS: GA Tech: 9 Duke: 8

PPS: I also received an e-mail informing me that my face is gay, it was just in my better judgement not to post it here.

-SV

The solution is obvious!

Rick's topic is great.

The legend of the suggestion box states that StaringVacantly is the result of a very odd Frodo/Aragorn Lord of the Rings slash story, in which Aragorn became a woman and Meriadoc owned a lucrative hobbit-pimping business. It was later discovered that Merry's side business ended in tragedy, as all of his bling turned out to be forged by Sauron, and he had a rare time of destroying it all in the hellish fires of Palm Beach.

Anyway, getting back to my main point, Zefferelli's brilliant directing comes mainly from his impeccable usage of Juliet's boobs.

-Wally

Wow, now I have to get more of those LOTR and Middle Earth history/legends books. I must know more of my heritage!

-SV

Hmm, somehow I didn't want to know you had freakishly hairy feet. I get told I'm like a hobbit except for my height too, except people who say are refering to the fact that I like 7 meals a day, not my feet. Which are not freakishly hairy.

Why is the box for my name twice the size as the box for my email? It's odd. Although the email box fits my add perfectly.

I read through my letter again to check for typos this time. yayayayayay

-STAREYe

I eat a lot too...but food is just too good to pass up. And now that you're done with typos you can move on to sentence structure and grammar. Ask soap about the box thing.

-SV

I shot the deputy. Twice.

anywhooo...

Yeah, ive seen you, and you seem pretty Sasquatch-esqe, maybe you should be a troll or something?

anyways, I'll use the rest of this little spasm I call writing to say crabhammer thrice.

Crabhammer Crabhammer Crabhammer.

PS, maybe we could have a brainstorm of events to have on POS as a mailbag topic ya know?

-Mute

Sasquatch-esque? I'm going to have to ask you about that later. That and Crabhammer. I was thinking about having another brainstorm thing for the topic this week...maybe I'll get some good ones this time.

-SV

I shot the deputy.

No, really. Lock me up. Lock me up anyway, even if you don't believe me, seeing as I'm deemed a danger to myself and the people around me. Although I havn't managed to kill myself on my new skateboard yet, it can only be luck. If I stop posting for a long time you'll know what happened.

-stareyE

I would kill but you've sent in an entry for every mailbag that I can remember. Not to mention you managed to stay on topic every time.

-SV

Well, this means you ate the hair of a hobbit at a young age. Now your feet will get so hairy that they are bigger than a fro!!! Then you'll walk around with hair stickin' outta your foot, and no one will like you or pay you to work because you're hair feet man!!! Then you'll grow freakishly short until your hairy feet are bigger than you!!! THEN YOU'LL GO THROUGH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A HAIRBALL!!!

-StarKirby

Thanks for the bleak outcome of my life...well, except for getting to live as a hairball. That sounds pretty cool. I don't wanna be short though; short people get made fun of all the time...by me! My mom's only 5'3". XD

-SV

If I hadn't forgotten to update last Saturday, I would have only gotten two letters. Oh well, such is life. Oh yeah, STAREYe gets a cool mailbag badge once I make it.

-SV