I'll do two things.

The dumbest thing I've ever seen is a mirror... think of it! People say bullies pick on other people because they feel bad about themselves, so if there were no mirrors, we could just disown any comment of other people making fun of the way you look, because we'd be too worried with what we looked like, and make-up would be nonexistant. Stupid reflections...

The stupidest person ever, no offence to SK, but Anna, (allthesmallthings). She has no regard to how my gf (her sister)or I feel, she's constantly complaining and begging. She likes to hurt Emily (gf) alot..! and it really pisses me off sometimes, but the worst thing she does... is on LOTK (SKs forum) she constantly Dogs me... and dogs me about every little detail, she's an admin, so she abuses her power a little bit, and (I heard this from Emily) she told Brandon not to make me a Mod right before he did it, so he made someone else one instead and left me there thinking... wtf just happened?!

So I'm done being egotistical now, thanks for your time SV! ^^

-UnbrokenTorment

Your mirror theory is all nice and perfect except for these "people" you speak of that have all the explanations. Everyone knows those "experts" are never completely right. Some people are just hateful and will be jerks no matter what.

And trust me on this: some people need make-up. Not all, just some.

I think the problem in your second paragraph would have been better settled somewhere else other than here. That's more of a personal problem and I think I'll just refrain from commenting and stay out of it.

-SV

Stop making fun of me!

-Nick

It's okay Nick, we still love you; except for your stupid half...er, whole. Okay, we hate you, but we still accept you...>.>

-SV

I can't really say. There's no one I've ever had an extreme dislike that remained until now...except ScottyDog. I hate him so much. I mean, I never really hate someone until they hate me, and that guy just ticked me off so much. I dunno what I did to tick him off...perhaps I'm just one victim who he shouldn't have messed with

-StarKirby

I guess stupidity can be synonymous with hatred; I have an extreme dislike for the idiots I meet on the road every day. Well, I can safely say that most people here at POS share your hatred for Scotty Dog.

-SV

When I went to Florida, they had 'bridge freezes before road' signs in Georgia. And I was all like 'omflol'. Those crazy Georgians.

The world is pretty dumb these days, it can be tricky to find an exceptionally moronic subject to mock. I could probably come up with enough fun stories to tell, but at the moment I can only remember this one.

Me (Saying something about Rome, don't remember what): Blah blah blah blah blah in Italy, bla- My friend: Italy? I though you said that was in Rome. Me: Um, yeah. Rome is in Italy dude. Him: But, I thought Rome was like some Europian place. Me: Yeah... Him: But, you said it was in Italy. Me: Yes. Italy is in Europe. Him: Seriously? Me: Duh, where did you think it was? Him: Uhh, I dunno. Just, somewhere. Me: ... Him: What? Me: Dude, you're quater-Italian. Your grandmother came from Italy. You're a freakin' moron. Him: ;_;

And that's the story. It's true, he really did say "semi-colon underscore semi-colon". Seriously.

Oh and please note that he lives in Florida. In fact, other then his mom, he was the first southerner I ever met. Now you all know why I hold southerners in such high regard, and would never make fun of them. Not even jokes on sv's mom.

- STAREYe

.yahto yasi yamrehto yav'syltnaca yatsgnira

-stareyE

Your friend reminds me of a really funny story. One time a couple of my friends oconvinced this girl that "bus" actually had 2 s's and that she had been taught how to spell it incorrectly.

Yes, southerners are the best ever and should be treated with the utmost respect. I'm glad you needed no convincing. You are a wise man, Ben.

I deciphered you message, but I can't make a joke about it.

-SV

my dad leaving his keys in the freezer then blaming me saying He gave them to me when I watched him put them in the freezer three minutes before hand.

I never told him where they were of course after he bitched at me. Also as a tie for first I'd like to nominate Scotty trying to make a big joke out of Layton's death. that's really scraping the bottom of the barral

-Rick

Ahhh...sometimes the best stories are the short ones.

*lamebandjoke*
* bandgirl plays a note [bandgirl] I think I was flat.
[bandguy] YOU ARE LOLOROFLROFLROFHAHAHH!!!
* bandgirl slaps the hell out of bandguy */lamebandjoke*

Anyways...I think you did a great job on reiterating my point about POS's view of the d0g.

-SV

The other day, I was walking outside after lunch, and I held the door open for this girl. When she walked out, she looked at me and said, "Yeah, you better hold that door open for me! Haha!", and as her friend was having a good laugh, the girl ran into a bench. She had to of been one of the dumbest people I've ever seen. There's some rude people out there. =/..Oh, this is late, but you haven't updated..that's okay, right? :D

-Allthesmallthings

I swear, stupidity has all the bad qualities of a disease that you could think of: It's widespread, hereditary, EXTREMELY contagious, and there's no cure except death.

I know how you feel about rude people. They single out the nice people to be asses to because they are easier to make fun of. It's nice to see their intelligence (actually, the lack thereof) show when they don't expect it; it's worth the laugh.

PS: You can send in to mailbag anytime before I update, even if I'm late.

-SV

It's been fun partaking in one of my favorite pasttimes: making fun of stupid people and assholes. I apologize for my late update, I had a spontaneous busy week. HA! This time it wasn't due to my laziness! Anyway, the next mailbag will be the last one before Christmas, so...

Don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV

I want to see more cool noobs come our way and less hate overall. theres a few people On the site I want to bury the hatchet with but I doubt it will ever happen

I want to see soap on more often but not overworked. like the old days when he came to have fun and not be everyones punching bag

I want to see Thats it wheres my shotgun reborn finish up and get rave reveiws and maybe after some editing for story purposes put on fiction press maybe?

I look forward to being here with the people I came here to hang out with in the first place. I look forward to someday being in a pub in georgia with SV and soap toasting our millers to our success over the years

cheers *clink*

-Rick

A few more new people definitely wouldn't hurt us. Our wonderful ability to seem exclusive has hurt any effort we've made to appeal to new members. I like how all the regular POSers were people who stayed and tried to do something to better our online community and became friends with (mostly) everyone else. People who come and don't post much and don't try and make connections with the other people are bound to find POS a boring place.

POS is based on its community, even when it was just me, Soap and Will. I think that it will always be that way, too.

I don't know about meeting in a pub, Rick, but I do look forward to meeting you face to face one day. :)

-SV

I see a lot of baseball, because I love baseball, and I also love POS. I have big plans for both of them! Expect to see a baseball fanfic about POS from me, I am writing it right now. I dont want to give away too much, but its very exciting, Rick and Soapy's teams are facing each other on overtime, the bases are loaded and Rick is up to bat, Soapy's pitcher snaps him ankle trying to pitch the deadly "Bubble Kill Bonanza Ball" and the reserve pitcher is drunk as a skunk!

oh, I said too much!

Scott "On the edge of your seat" Vacantly.

-StaringVacantly?

HOLY CRAP I SENT A LETTER TO MYSELF?

Actually, Mute did that. Rejoice for funny! But don't expect that baseball fanfic.

-SV

I'd like to see more mailbag updates, seeing as it's pretty near the only section I pay attention too. :P

More happining would be cool too, on the site that is. As hot as Rick is, it isn't that cool when his pick of the week is the only thing that ever happens. It could be cool if we had more video game coverage then some random reviews by Static. Other in general actual stuff would be cool too, we don't seem to have much of that here.

pee es omf pos idol II yayay plz?/?

-stareyE

Yeah...blame the mailbag thing on steve and Rick. I told them to take over while I was busy, but NOOOOOOOOOOO... (j/k guys). I'm back and ready to update (regularly, with lots of little parentheses things like this)!

We aren't a video game site, so we aren't going to spit out much about games. You'll have to take that idea up with Static or Sommie; they like to write reviews.

I know that the site updates aren't as frequent as some of you would like to be, but the forums are always alive! We have 3 fanfics going on along with the Shotgun sequal topic. If you don't think it's active enough, do something about it! Make a topic, a fanfic, or a comic. Give admins ideas...it's ours/soap's site, but it's your's too; we can't read your mind.

Good idea #1: POS Idol II. We'll get back to you soon on that.

-SV

Totally cool and original topic you came up with, SV. :p

Seriously though, I think POS would be awesome if it just stayed the way it is. I mean, yeah, we need a bit more forum activity, and of course more updates... but then again, updates require content. We can write stuff, can't we? We can draw stuff, can't we? Submit to fanstuff, it won't hurt!

On another subject, I've always had big dreams of "inheriting the community". I never talk about it, but I'm actually the youngest guy here (aside from, well, Alucard). I always think of some time, like, four years from now, when all of you olda boys leave the community because you're too old and have day jobs or college, and I'm still a high school senior, and the community would sort of pass into my (or maybe SK's) hands. A guy... er, kid... can dream, can't he?

-Krem

What you were saying in your first paragraph pretty much sums up what I was saying in my response to STAREYe. We can make some content ourselves, but you guys are an integral part of this community, too. We all can't be here all the time, but we try. :)

Krem, you never know what the future holds, you can only guess. All of us older guys may be able to juggle college, a job and POS adminship. I really do see POS getting bequeathed to someone somewhere down the line, but to whom and when...we'll see. ;)

-SV

1) an IRC Server 2) the random quote thingy in POS quotes

-RPGMaker35

1) Take that up with Soap or steve; I think the channel is just fine. What would we do with a whole server? We don't have that many people...
2) Steve was working on that...let's go bug him to finish it! :P

-SV

I...don't know. This site is really great and stuff. And I'm not much of an idea person. So there you are, my lazy, yet true respose :p

-Allthesmallthings

I'm glad someone thinks we don't need that much help. :)

-SV

More membership. Our community has become all but stagnant, and I think a higher population of SILLY BUNSES is the answer.

-Wally

Hmm...we need a plan to appeal to new people. Our close community does kind of repel outsiders. This idea would make a great forum topic...

-SV

It's been awhile, but I'm back and less busy! Most of you had good ideas about what you wanted from POS. We can't do everything, but neither can you guys; I guess we'll have to try to do something together...right after we get Soap back online more than once a week. Let's go egg his house!

Don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV