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Mailbag: Week of 1-29-05
How do you "make a statement"?
Really random and scary

I'm just really random and scary and stuff.

-stareyE


You and your freaky hats. For some reason I can imagine you walking up to some stranger and saying "Hi, you're awesome!" and walking off. Maybe it's because I had a friend who did that once.

-SV

Jester

Hm... well this screen name/names (xUnbornTormentx [aol account], UnbrokenxTorment [aol account], and UnbrokentTorment [aol account] ) don't match my personallity not one bit... I'm actually a half happy person, adn when I give my sn out they ask for my "real one". I guess that's a statement.

On random days I'll walk through the park and around my neighborhood with my big giant yellow, purple, and green striped mad hatter hat on and wave at people...

And I have a distinct, LOUD PIERCING whistle, natural not plastic, or anything when I whistle I can whistle so loud it deafens myself ><; ask SK he knows...

That's all I guess!!

-UnbrokenTorment


So you have freaky hats like stareyE does? Do we need a POS freaky hat convention? I can take my sister's Cat in the Hat hat.

PS: If you really need to tell RPG something, you can IM him. I don't do shout outs to the homies or shit like that.

-SV

Hablas ingles?

I open my mouth, and noises known as "words" come out.

-StarKirby


A sentence may always be made of words, but words do not always make a sentence. And then there's the all important question: Do your words make a difference? That was the point of my question; if you had decided to read beyond the italics you might have noticed.

-SV

tabled veggies

I'll usually "make a statement" by making an overly generic forum post, such as "reply" or "quote".

-Name


I really should count this as a nameless entry since I don't really know which of name's aliases sent this in. I just want to say that all name can do is make statements on the forum since "he" is only a forum identity. WHAT A LOSER!!!!!ONE!!

-SV

Real life

I don't really I buy my clothes from the bargain store down the street and am more or less a shut in. The only time I leave is to get to a burger king or take small walks. In the summer I leave to show off my kickin basketball three throw skills and my blantent disreguard of fouls by throwing my opponites and team mates out of my way.

At anything social I tend to scare away most people who bother me with a tone of voice that makes me look like Charley Manson. Sulking in corners is my thing since most social people are britenys, jocks, hookers and drug dealers around these parts.

Im called anti social by most but meh Fuck them eh?

-Rick


I guess sometimes you just have to be yourself and deal with the people around you. And even if you don't intend to, you may still stand out. It could even be for something you don't do. Then there's the internet...I think you forgot to count that in. You do make a statement with you actions here.

-SV

GSCoolSoft

Why, I just check my supercomputer to see what makes me stand out, in any way I desire! If I want everyone to see me and realize I'm awesome, I can do that. All it takes is two cups of water and a medium-sized pastry and I get instant feedback on how to quote make a statement unquote.

-GSGold


Of course...you're supercomputer tells you how to be cool. I'd love to believe in pastry based technology, but it just ain't happening. By the way, you're not really that co-...actually, scratch that. That outfit? Quite happening.

-SV

Woof

I make a statement by causing racial riots throughout the Southeast.

And you know what the real cause of the 1830's second French Revolution was? Me, baby.

-Wally


Wally, you're such a radical. And judging by the name you sent your email in with ("WALLY SCOTTANSWERMYRESPONSETHISTIME") I can safely assume you were the owner of the anonymous email from the last mailbag.

-SV

This week in review.

Yeah, I was late in my update, but I have a good reason. It helped a few of you to get a reply in. You guys seem to play yourselves off as unimportant and unexemplary even though you aren't. Someone somewhere knows you for something you did and that's all that's needed leave your mark. I feel so philisophical right now, so I'm just going to end this mailbag.

Don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV

Mailbag: Week of 1-22-05
What would you be doing if you weren't replying to this mailbag?
WOW

If I weren't replying to this mailbag, I'd be playing World of Warcraft. In fact, that's what I'm doing as soon as I'm done. Oh god. I always read reviews of it skeptically, thinking "No game can be that good", but it is. Though uh, that's all anyone ever says, so I'll go now. Go and play World of Warcraft. Mmm.

-Krem


I've never been really into PC games. Have fun with that.

-SV


I'm thinking Krem has an orc fetish, not that thats a bad thing at all, my father was an orc. But in all seriousness, if I had money I would probably spend all my time playing that game too.

-Anti

Senioritis

If I wasn't replying to mailbag, I would most likely be studying for my final exams, which are later this week. So yes, I am taking time out of my busy (bored out of my mind) schedule and instead of studying up on statistics, I am replying to this week's mailbag. Now that at least one of us feels special, it would be of optimum use of my time to stop screwing around and get back to studying statistics, consumer economics, and a little bit of German. Being a senior, it is your right to back off on courses, if you would like to. Get all the heavy academic crap out of the way in your underclassmen years, and take some other courses that you normally wouldn't take or go for some courses that interest you.

-Nick


Georgia is weird on the whole final exam thing. We have finals each semester and some classes have end of course tests and then there's the AP classes with their special tests...

I'm glad it's my senior year. I'm only taking two classes that are necessary for my graduation; the other four are just band and gym classes (and my calc class, but that's just because I'm a nerd).

-SV


I'm a senior too, and let me tell you what, all that not studying in the last three years makes all the not not studying of this year really suck. I have a system though, where I study for like 5 to 8 minutes then use the internet for 5 to 8 hours and repeat. Its worked pretty well so far.

-Anti

Whateva

If I weren't replying to mailbag, I would be paying more attention to the ebipm irc meeting I am currently attending. Not that anything's happening. Although apparently I might not be naked, even if I thought I was. Crazy stuff you learn on IRC.

Blue cheese rocks, it's not Christmas without blue cheese, oysters, and olives. Not all at once btw. But a cracker with cheesewhiz, and either an olive or an oyster just rocks.

Is that Really all Soapy eats? That rocks. But I hate Sunny D. Ravioli however, is like loved wrapped up in a whatever. Because that's what ravioli is, meat in a whatever. Unless it's those cheese kinds. Those are cheese in a whatever, and slightly less heavey on the love. But only slightly. I don't understand what I'm talking about anymore.

-stareyE


Me either. Oh yeah, that really is all Soap eats.

-SV


At first I thought that you were jsut rambling pointlessly, but after a reread I realized that there was a common theme of cheese and its relavance to everyday life of the canadian populous. Also, christmas was like a year ago or maybe even longer, you need to move on to hyping up the next holiday, whatever it is, I think its Mexican Christmas.

-Anti

footballbeerchic

Your face is a textarea.
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1)playing with Linux
2)Colts vs Pats
3)NHL 2004

-RPGMaker35


RPG, I didn't know you were a Linux nerd. :O
I care more about the Falcons/Eagels game, but that's only because I live in Georgia...not that I really care for the NFl anyway. College football is better.

And I hate hockey.

-SV


2 of those 3 things are sports related, 3 if you are steve, and I know that Linux's mom told you that you weren't allowed to come over any more.

-Anti

Tru story

Argh, I was gonna reply to this, but then I got all confused by the topic, oh god my brain hurts so much! What's the value of the next best activity not chosen, you ask? I have absolutly no idea whats going on.

I'll tell a story instead.

So, this one time, me and my friends were out driving around in Joey's car, I was there, Joey was there, Jordan was there, Tom was there and Gigi was there. So, we stop at a 7-11, and Joey like hides his car somewhere, and I thought that was pretty funny, but when I try to get in he keeps driving forward, so I'm like... about to cry, when I suddenly get an idea and run off into the distance.

Anyways, from there on it was a scary game of cat and mouse with a deadly twist, Joey kept trying to run me over, and I just know that if anyone found me I would be killed, so first thing I did was run through town to Tom's house and set up an ambush spot because I know he had to go home soon, so as soon as he walked through the door I hit him over the head with a lamp, and that wore me out so I walked home.

thats a true story, I dunno why I told it.

Love~~~~~~~ FLCL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[and so on]

-FLCL


Should we take Joey to court?

-SV


I should stop getting on the internet when I'm clearly losing my mind, on the other hand that was a very clever use of tildes, TILDEBOMB~~~~~~~~~~

-Anti

tabled veggies

Still be eating pickles...

-UnbrokenTorment


At least now you know they are veggies...IN DISGUISE! Be careful with those things.

-SV


Gumby was also green, and he had a band that had a horse in it. I bet he tasted the same too.

-Anti

He's on a rope!

I would be managing my scarce resources differently.

My opportunity cost in this situation is sleeping or something. Maybe downloading Yugioh episodes. Still trying to find number four so I can put the first 20 on a CD... :/

I could also be working on POS: The Game, but who the hell would want me to do that? ;D Nah, progress is slow but steady.

KBYE-SOPP

-Soapy


Yay for Soap knowing what the study of economics is! Anyway, you go back to working on the POS game. And working on the POS game. (see last two sentences). (see last set of parentheses).

-SV


Oh, have you seen the episode where Yugi is forced to DUEL his way out of a situation that is dangerous and also filled with suspense, that was a good one. POS the game more like POS the game where Anti needs to be a main character because he was a staffer once ;_;

-Anti

Automated reply

Ha! With my evil robot druids, I am actually doing something else while responding to this mailbag! I have a robot programmed to type this all out for me, and he is doing so right now. He's just relaying this message. He also needs oiling. Oh well.

-GSGold


I miss your replies...always full of robot goodness. You're the first multitasker so far...I forgot to take that into consideration before making this topic.

-SV


Wow, evil robot druids eh? I heard about a robot who went around giving flowers to little girls once, or... at least I think that was a robot! ps you are weird.

-Anti

Zzzzzzzzz...

I would beeee..sleeping right now. I'm supposed to be in bed.

Or maybe doing my homework.

Lastly, I could be talking to SK. Or playing Warcraft. Or something.

Yeah.

-Allthesmallthings


I could be sleeping right now too, but I'm dedicated! Plus I don't want to do my Calc homework.

-SV


Krem is playing Warcraft too, thats a strange coincidence, also, I called the police and told them a very naughty girl was staying up past her bed time, I'd be careful if I were you because they dont show mercy to people who are using the internet and not doing thier homework.

-Anti

A busy man

Well I like writing and reading. I just picked up a copy of the emperor of ocean park from a friend. that I need to read and I figure I'll have to work on my drawing skills.

Also I want to pick up some better skills at skin making for the forums to make a skin for myself that others can buy with oats. I want to get to work on Shotgun 2 as soon as we get a story together. I love being the spade charactor and I really like writing with SV since he rawks at writing as much as me anyway.

On my non-busy off time which isnt often I enjoy listening the TMBG and hanging out with my old dad who perfected scaring people through anger including the matenence guy who was almost beaten today by my angry father because the guy is a moron.

Sounds like someone you know eh?

-Rick


Holy crap Alucard posed as a maintenance worker? That ban evader! >:O

-SV


I hope you're talking about Steve and not me because if you were talking about me I would cry, do you know what else you could be doing? Finishing Chronicles, you lazy bum! haha, I kid, Shotgun is neat-o.

-Anti

This week in review.

I "noticed" that this week you are all unabashed geeks, nerds and assorted dowrbs, and I'm pretty sure that means that you win the internet. Please give me all of the various small animals you kill during your tyranical reign over the interwebs. More imporatantly though I learned something important during my time as a guest replyer, allthesmallthings is actully NOT a dogboy and in fact the opposite, a notdog-girl, why I didn't know that will forever remain a mystery, I blame video games.

-Anti


It's comforting to know you people do something else besides wait for my weekly updates. I hope you enjoyed my coresponder, Anti/Mute/FLCL/your mother's sister's uncle twice removed's dog Fifi. Maybe you'll learn more than he did.

Don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV

Mailbag: Week of 1-16-05
What wouldn't you eat?
I don't want Rick to cook. Ever. :(

the Textarea looks unhealthy... I wouldnt eat that...since its your face! Yeah thats right I said it! ur Face b a text area! watchu gonna do about it foo!! >:oo

I float like a butterfly and sting like yo mama!

In all honesty I cant cook my way out of a paper bag.... I burn water and poptarts and Air and the house down. I am not a fire hazard

-Rick


I wouldn't eat my face either, especially if it was a field for typing text on a computer. It could have a virus.

It's sad to know that I can cook better than some people. I can fix Hamburger Helper and spaghetti. If I could just learn to fix lasagna...

-SV

Dr. SOOS

I want to be the guest responder next week ^_^ pleeeease takkun?

Uhm, as to what I wouldn't eat...

I wouldn't eat a crab,
soaked three days tab,
I wouldn't eat a kitten,
to make the devil smitten,
I wouldn't snack on yarn,
or straw out of a barn,
I wouldn't bite a burger,
Spit on by a gurgler (No idea...)
I shall not eat a rabbit,
nor a rabite,
nor a raboot,
I'll never taste a mallard,
nor a goose,
nor alucard,
I can never devour flour,
on the minute,
on the hour,
but there is one thing I love to eat,
and thats a kangaroo's...
MEAT!

Damn I'm awesome.

Love <3 (that means you takkun), FoolyCooly

-FLCL


Sam I am
I do not like
Green eggs and ham

-takkun

How would you like your steak, classic or contemporary?

Is it just me or did I not respond for the past few weeks? Oh well.

Unless I'm starving and there is nothing better to eat, I will not eat anything with more than four legs. Other things that I will not eat include those hoitey-toitey designer foods that do nothing health-wise, then people buy the food anyway because they need to feel important. What's a designer food? I can't think of one off the top of my head, but I'm sure it will come.

-Nick


I don't think you've replied this month...

Nick, I'm glad you're not fooled by those high class restaraunts - the "food" is just decorated pig fat or something like that. I go to a restaraunt to EAT, and I damn well be served food that's worth what I pay for it.

-SV

*soup

Blue cheese is nasty as is most stuff made from it. Other than that, I'll try pretty much anything once. It's impossible to know how likable something is without trying it.

Mostly, though, I'm content with my diet of Sunny D, Ravioli, Spaghetti-O's, Hot Pockets, Pop-Tarts, and Nutri-Grain bars. :P Hey, don't make fun of it. It has all the food groups covered.

So yeah, I resolve (that means end in case you didn't get it last time) this entry now.

-Soope

-Soapy


Yeah, soapr, I know your dietary wants. I eat from the Soap diet plan every time I go to your house; nothing like Pop-Tarts and raviolios.

-SV

Contradiction?

hm... Hah that's great, I eat Peanutbutter and Jelly sandwhichs with pickles in them ^^. I wouldn't eat a vegitable... nevah... nevah evah... >> evah...

-UnbrokenTorment


Trust me, you eat vegetables whether you want to or not. In fact, you just told me you liked one. OMG LESSON TYME!

1. Put a cucumber in a hot jar filled with salt and vinegar. Seal it.
2. Boil jar and all in a hot water bath for 10 - 15 mins.
3. EAT YOUR NEW PICKLE! (Caution: contents may be hot)

The cookbook esta tu amigo.

-SV

Be afraid

I would eat a peanut butter/chocolate syrup/jalapenio cheese sause/mustard sandwich. And I did once, not even on a dare. Just because I wanted to gross out my family. I also ate cat litter when I was three, and bad milk when I was a baby. I'd leave my bottle under the crib until it went bad and eat it all lumpy and stuff. Homemade cottage cheese! I also tried lamb last year, which I would never have considered eating, but it was pretty good. That same day I dipped parsly in vinigar and ate it.

Safe to say, there isn't much I won't eat. I havn't tried ants yet though. There aren't many foods (as in stuff someone sane might eat) I really WON'T eat, although there is plenty I don't like. I think I'm going to go with tapioca pudding, it looks like fish eggs. My dad loves it and everyone else in my family hate it. Although I'm not sure any of us has actually tried it.

So yay, I wouldn't eat tapioca pudding.

-stareyE


I'm just surprised...of all the things to not want to eat, tapioca pudding? Here I was thinking you'd eat anything.

-SV

:O

Anything but pizzas, hamburgers and ice cream.

~SKing

-StarKirby


I had hamburgers the day before yesterday, pizza last night, and I plan on eating some ice cream later on today. I got a kick out of your dislikes mostly because I really wasn't lying in the last sentence.

-SV

This week in review.

This topic actually had more educational value than I thought it would. I hope that you guys use what you've learned here today to better your lives in some way blah blah blah...anyway, I'm never going out to eat with any of you people. Except for soap.

Don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV

Mailbag: Week of 1-08-05
What are your New Year's resolutions?
I don't want to die again :(

To get filthy Rich and bathe in dollar bills and gold coins like scrooge mcduck from duck tales. Then buy Static a mansion and marry her and have little Rictic2007's running around setting things and people on fire. Then I shall buy a train and ship everyone on it and reinact the Train to Old Yorkshire murder with fabulous special effects making SV look dead with a dart in his ass

Aude Lang Syne my dear Aude Lang Syne

-Rick


I always figured that swimming in coins would be kind of painful. Hey, it's your dream. I'm just afraid of your pyro kids.

And the dart was in my neck you loser. >:O

-SV

The joy of acronyms

My only resolution was to try not to suck so badly at FPS games.

-Krem


What are FPS games?

-SV

GramER nazI

Try not to maske as many typos as last year

-RPGmaker35


We all make typos, just not as often as you! J/K man...I have my own resolution to be less of a grammar nazi. Good luck with that.

-SV

This is the last nameless e-mail I'm answering

To use less of my own personality and focus more on characterizing myself through obtuse catchphrases. I've only got a few so far, though:

"fivebux"
"i am bad i am bad i am bad i am bad i am bad :( "
"Hi-de-ho, Tim."

-???


Good start! You already have no name!

-SV

omfg?

Yay now I can mailbag every saturday !1i!...

Yeah in accordance to last mailbag, my New Years Resolution is to find out what YOUR last name is and find someway to make fun of it >>;.

-UnbrokenTorment


My last name is Willoughby. And it's a lot easier to make fun of my first name, but I'm going to make you figure that one out the hard way.

-SV

How do you pronounce "Hobbes"?

Well a baritone could work then, we could be a ska band or something. Yay!

New Year's resolutions? What if I resolve to think of something in time for next year when you ask us the same question again? And to not put a Calvin & Hobbes refference in my mailbag entry, because I know someone else will. I also resolve to be less annoying (haha), have a job (happening very soon), and use the money from said job to buy a "StaringVacantly: Final Boss of the Internet" t-shirt to scare people with. Ohhh yeahhh. There's probably other suff too, but I'm not sitting around trying to remember it for you. Nyeh.

-stareyE


Hmm...for the band I'd have to get a marching horn then. Otherwise I'd be the only one sitting down besides the drummer. And I need to get a job. All those other times I said I was [i]seriously[/i] getting a job soon were lies. This onel isn't. Soon = summer.

I want an SV: Final boss of the Internet shirt too. KREM, MAKE ONE OR DIE!

-SV

Resolutions more like delusions

New Year's resolutions are funny. They go out of their way to not get done, it seems. How many people at school want to lose 20 pounds or whatever? How many do?

Waiting until a certain day to declare a plan to better oneself isn't the way to go. The way to go is to slowly and steadily improve day after day.

I used to resolve to lose weight myself. Never happened. Once I changed my mindset and started eating less and walking more, I saw results. It's all in the mind. And the wrist.

So don't expect any resolutions out of me... resolving to do something isn't as good as actually doing it, and just gives an excuse to procrastinate. So no resolving to finish POS: The Game. ;D

Well, scratch that. Here's a resolution. TO THIS MAILBAG LETTER AHAHAHHAHAFA*SNORT*JXFAHAAAA

-Soapy


I think you found the secret behind my resolution to not procrastinate...

UH OH! DO I SMELL A TYOP? "To do this mailbag letter"? Anyways, you make a good point about just procrastinating and saying "I'll just do it next year."

-SV

:0

- Learn to make very good music...and find out how to use rock-music-elements into a song - Finish a game
- Stop calling my sister 'Genius Face'
- Break the habit of holding the shift key when I'm about to type something, but I don't. (Ultimately causing that loud StickyKeys sound to happen...especiallly bad
when my Desktop Publishing teacher is talking >.>) - Learn how to make Freeform Winamp Skins
- Stop being a dick towards Jacob.
- Write those thank you notes
- Plan a trip to MOSSURA!i1
- If I learn nothing else, try to learn Flash.
- Get not-dial-up
- Prove my brother is looking up porn on the computer, not me.
- Learn to mow
- Learn to cook something besides frozen pizzas.

-StarKirby


My, what a long list you have. I hope you get some of them done...

-SV

This week in review.

Thus ends the first week of the new, improved mailbag. Exciting? Be prepared for the action next week as we take off to explore new adventure in the wild blue yonder...and such. Same bat time, same bat channel!

And don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV

Mailbag: Week of 1-02-05
Who's your daddy?
REALLLLY?

rick is my parents

-???


Sign a name next time. Maybe I should have told Rick before I posted this...

-SV

:o...just :o

curlyfry

ps "I WILL ALWAYS HAUNT YOUR DREAMS AND INFEST YOU HOMES!!!"

-Soapy


To all the people who noticed that typo in the last update before I corrected it...I hope y'all enjoyed your laugh.

Wait a sec...CURLY'S A GUY? Should I ask about his/her thong posted on the front page?

-SV

Don't take anything I say seriously

My daddy is Soap!i1!1i! ... no really though when are you coming home daddy...

My daddy is a hard worker yo! Man this is a good time to put this! I'm making no sense, anywho. Gary Price!! Yeah my last name is Price, wanna fight about it? Hell if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be online right now. So yeah...

Peace SV

-UnbrokenTorment


Man, I thought I knew our webmasta/best buddy so well. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD KIDS? But seriously, I didn't mean for this topic to be taken in context. I didn't really mean for you to tell me about your dad. Or your last name, but since you did...

HAHA YOUR LAST NAME IS PRICE!!! *points and laughs*

-SV

POS Patriotism

My dad is Richard K Fortner Official dad of POS. My dad is also my hero being the best family man ever. Wanton Divorce from shitty mothers who beat their children NO PROBLEM FOR THE Official dad of POS! Hard ass working in rain sleet snow hail or a horrible mixture there of? Nothing can stop Official dad of POS.

My dad is a writer/musician/handyman/good christian and much more. and above all else he trys his best to provide some sort of a good life for me even with people saying he has no chance on his own.

Someday I wish to be like him for my kids. A good dad

-Rick


It's hard to find people who look up to their parents these days (even when their parents are worth looking up to). Most teenagers think that being a rebel is cool or something. I know some parents are just bad at parenting, and I'm not saying that everyone should look up to their parents, I'm just saying that most parents aren't getting the recognition that they deserve.

New slogan for POS: Richard Fortner, Official Dad of POS. Like your dad, BUT BETTER!

-SV

'nam

I'm writing this with two cans of ginger ale safely inside of me, and let me assure you that I am raging with mentally activated drunkeness.

ahem...

WHOS MY DADDY? WHO IS MY DADDY? BOY.. BOY LET ME TELL YOU, WHAT? AM I BEING TOO LOUD? Fine, I kin' tak' like a normal person, IF THATS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, who mah daddy? I'm telling you, my daddy was bear, the biggest bear in san diego, they called him big ol' bear, what? THAT IS TOO A NAME! I WILL KILL YOU, I WILL KILL YOU AND YUR' DOG TOO, YOU WAN' A PIECE OF DIS'? I love you, I love you man, c'mon and hug me, I AIN'T GOTS NO COOTIES HUG ME GODDAMNIT! BARTENDED! WHERE MY GOD DAMN GINGER ALE AT? Okay, thats better, now as I was saying, it was 7 or 8 forefathers ago and I was freeing the irish from hitlers ty... ty... tyrunicull rule, standing up on the top o' bunker hill, staring down on the advancing russian army, when I WAS FLANKED BY A PLATOON OF SQUINTY EYED JAPANESE WATER DEMONS! THEY WE'RE ON THE LEFT, THEY WE'RE ON THE RIGHT! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY THEY WAS ON THE LEFT! so, i was faced with quite the challenge, thats when my good friend sitting bull, he said to me, he! said, "BOY, WHO YO DADDY?" And it hit me, hit me right in the shin, MY DADDY BE A GADDAMN BEAR, I'M A HALF BREED, A GOD FORSAKEN HALF BREED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LEAVE THE BAR, I AIN'T HURTING NO BODY, NO YOU'RE BEING LOUD! I'M QUIETER THAN A MOUSES FART!

-Mute


*bartender

-SV

Huh?

I don't get it.

-Krem


Well, it was Soap's idea (I was at his house when I last updated mailbag), and nothing he says makes sense.

-SV

I think we found a match!

What a shame it is that don't drink and cannot respond properly to this mailbag. Hopefully I can do a good job without killing my brain cells, it's not like I have a lot to begin with.

My daddy is probably that guy in our house who looks like me. He seems to be similar in many ways, although he outweighs me by around 100lbs, and it more productive by about 2 jobs. He also have different tastes in video games, entertaining himself for hours with crazy football stuff. Other then that it's pretty much a match, he's probably my daddy.

Oh and learn to play something cooler then a flute so you can be in the POS band with me Rick and Spoon. ;D

Maybe I mean your topics suck on rocks. :(

-stareyE


I think that you are most likely correct in your guess. That guy seems very much like a dad figure for one such as yourself. But keep and eye out; there may be a more suitable candidate out there that you don't know about!

I don't play the flute...yet. I'm not even sure I'll be any good at it. I play the BARITONE (euphonium). If you don't know what that is...GOOGLE.

And you are completely wrong about my topics. THEY ALL ROCK!

-SV

I am the only grammar nazi, fool!

Bill Eldridge.

Jacob mispelled 'plain' in his journal entry.

-StarKirby


You misspelled misspelled.

-SV

This week in review.

Wow, I didn't actually expect people to respond with names, but it's up to you to interpret the question. For such an off the wall question it got some interesting replies.

Now for the good stuff. Starting this week, I'm taking mailbag back to the weekly routine, updating every Saturday. Most of you guys respond within five days anyway. I don't think this will change much except for the frequency of mailbag updates (which I know several of you look forward to). So...

Don't forget to reply to next week's topic!

-SV