Write a short story using POS members that in some way includes a car chase and crash and something that shouldn't explode exploding.
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Weird Canadians |
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It was a dark and stormy night in downtown Tokyo. So that meant it was the middle of
the day at the POS and the storm was just in Tokyo. Actually it was only lightly
raining at the POS, but still enough that Static's burning of things was being
stifled. So she got Rick to rent a car so they could go somewhere where it was not
wet, and she could burn stuff.
Unfortunately, when he came back to the POS to get her, he ran over a porcupine
which managed to puncture the gas tank, so STAREYe had to install rockets into the
back of the car. In reality, he was going to do it anyway when nobody was looking,
but this way caused so much less of an uproar/banning from Rick.
Right about this time, the Royal Canadian Mounted Bunchies came by looking for Krem,
saying something about a 'noodle incident somewhere in the Yukon. Hahaha, like
bunchies can even talk. Okay so it was some regular police guys. And one police
chick.
So then Rick and Static and STAREYe (who was sitting on the roof) drove off, and the
police noticed Krem hiding in the back seat, and that those were stolen rockets. I'm
not really sure how they could tell that, but they definatly knew it. This resulted
in that car chase which was a required part of the story. There was a lot of
swerving and Rick swearing and Static flamthrowering the police and STAREYe
launching bottle rockets at them and Krem lashing out with his cold whip of sarcasm.
Then the police crashed into a Taco Bell, and all the nachos exploded, and the day
was saved. And STAREYe asked the police chick out and got slapped.
Well, that wasn't half bad considering I made it up as I went along.
-stareyE
I love your writing; it reminds me a lot of Douglas Adams' stuff. It's so random, yet funny and it somehow makes sense. You should write more.
-SV
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Texas has had a rough 4 1/3 years... |
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Once apon a time, there was a little medow where POS members went to frolic and
dance the trout in their pants dance and kill innocent creatures that are insanely
cute and cuddly. Anyways, one time when they killed one of the innocent creatures
that are insanely cute and cuddly, a puppet in the shape of Texas appeared and told
the POS members that as punishment for killing the innocent creatures that are
insanely cute and cuddly, they must be shipped to the local looney bin. Fortunatly,
the POS members have already been to the local looney bin, so they knew the way out.
In the middle of the afternoon, they go to break out. Why bother going out at night
when people are expecting you to make a grand escape anyways? They had this light
show and special effects and everything to make it a grand escape and simply leaped
out of a nearby window to escape. They all got into a car and drove away from the
local looney bin.
However, the puppet in the shape of Texas saw this and was very angered, so he
chased after them with his Cobalt Chevey that wasn't a cobalt color. They drove and
chased and hit innocent creatures that are insanely cute and cuddly along the way
when the members of POS got a great idea of how to stop the puppet in the shape of
Texas.
About two minutes after they got the plan to stop the puppet in the shape of Texas,
one of the POS members stood up in the car and randomly screamed, "I SUMMON THEE...
MR. PEANUT!" Mr. Peanut appeared and leaped into the Cobalt Chevey that wasn't a
cobalt color and attacked the puppet in the shape of Texas. The puppet in the shape
of Texas screamed for mearcy as he accidentally ran into a flag pole.
The flag pole said, "This pole will self destruct in 20 hours, 24 minutes, and 42
seconds." Mr. Peanut hurried out of the car to duck and cover while the puppet in
the shape of Texas screamed again and kept the constant screaming until the flag
pole exploded.
So the members of POS went back to their beautiful medow, where they froliced and
danced the trout in their pants dance and killed innocent creatures that are
insanely cute and cuddly. The end!
-Static2007
Yay! I love stories that can effectively use repeating phrases. All that was missing was a reference to GSGold attempting to take over the meadow. >.>
-SV
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Nobody cares about your birthday >:O |
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Deciding to update a day before my B-day, eh?
Okay, so, Rick was dancing in the street in a tutu for nickles, when Nick ran out
and told Rick to get off his lawn. Rick then jumped into his car and drove off.
But he had forgotten all the nickles people gave him - in pity - and schreeched to a
stop. Nick had grabbed each nickle, including Jordan, the coolest nickle out thar,
and ran inside. Rick ran backwards in the street, running over SK's and Krem's on
his way. 'DAMNED TEENAGERS!' He'd yell.
Rick then arrive at Nick's, but Rick's via-cel had fallen into a enormous manhole
planted by STAREYe, crashing into the sewage water below. STAREYe then popped out of
it and exclaimed "And for a purchase of 12 cans of Lanada, you'll get this free
Barbie poster with a monthly fee of 12 dollars in Euros!" Rick replied with a loud,
obnoxious "OMF" and kick-banned STAREYe to the head.
Nick had baracaded the door, and Rick's squeeky rubber key could not open his lock.
Rick tossed it into the manhole, as it exploded in a long verticle pillar,
evaporating STAREYe's hat, and Rick's via-cel. Rick blew his 10 foot long whistle,
and Static rolled in with a foot-tall tank, followed by her army of severed toes.
They all lead an attack on Nick's, the toes eating the walls, Rick stabbing the
doorway and the tank to shoot out spoiled eggs at the windows.
The front door finally fell, and Rick ran inside.
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"This isn't Nick's house."
"Uh...I think SV's gonna be mad when he gets back."
And they were never seen again.
Insert random referance about Soap and Sommie here.
The End!
-StarKirby
Sometime next week you will receive a package. In that package will be a small grey cube with a large red button on one side. Press the button firmly; I'll You'll enjoy the surprise inside. Really.
But seriously, you forgot the car chase scene, but your reference to Rick dancing in a tutu for nickles makes up for it.
-SV
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The definition of fiction |
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Short story eh? Well here's one for you. It's called "The Great Awesome"
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GSGold looks down from his balcony. He had did it. The fight was rough, the
battles nearly impossible, but he had finally did it.
He had taken over The Daily POS.
"HURRY UP DOWN THERE!" He shouted, throwing several rocks at Slave 47, once known as
Rick. "AND MAKE IT SHINE!"
This couldn't be better. He had statues dedicated to him, there was no way that he
could be overthrown. And yet there was still a problem.
Those four, what were their names...Static, Rick...insomniacdude, and Anti. That
was it. They were not working as hard as they should have. GSGold's rule has only
been for about two weeks and already everyone but those four have given up on
"freedom" and "rebelling". But today, that's going to change. They need to be
eliminated.
"YOU FOUR! IN THERE!" GSGold shouted into his megaphone, pointing toward a house.
It was once SoaponaRoap's house, but now it's simply a prison. All four of them
knew what was going to happen, but armored soldiers made them walk inside.
Laughing at himself about what is going to happen, GSGold pressed a large red button
labeled "Press this button to make stuff go boom".
Something did, indeed, go boom.
"FOR THE REST OF YOU, IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW MY ORDERS, THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL END UP!"
All the once-named slaves looked at the inferno, almost in tears.
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God I love this story.
-GSGold
I don't know where you live, but the authorities do. Please, it'll be so much easier if you go peacefully. All they want to do is ask you a few questions...
Disclaimer: No car chase scene. >:OOOOOOOOO
Hehe...slave 47...XD
-SV
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Short and sweet |
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One day STAREYe was out for a drive, going to pick up the latest copy of "Communism
and You" from the Black Market, when all of the sudden, Mary Poppins drifted from
the sky, and landed on his hood. She cleared her throat, and spoke, "Mighty fine day
it is!" and she exploded, causing STAREYe to spin out of control and and into a
Black Mage, who cast Firaga on him out of rage.
The End :DDDD
-UnbrokenTorment
Wow, that was concise. It's good except that you are the third person in a row to forget the car chase...
Now I can't get the image of my head; a huge supermarket painted in black with large yellow letters: "Black Market: for all your "special" needs."
-SV
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This week in review. |
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I think that no matter what the topic, everyone manages to reply within 3 or 4 days. I rarely get last minute replies. Oh well, the stories this week are awesome. If I didn't already save all mailbags on my computer I would save these stories separately. Thanks for good reads!
Don't forget to reply to next week's mailbag!
-SV
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