Once upon a time there was a man.  This man was very happy and all was well.  Then this man was run over by a enraged young fellow who was angered over buying a shitty video game.  This is the story of why we review games (and other stuff!) now.  To prevent more horrible horrible tragedys from occuring.   Be safe folks... Read our reviews. 

-Music-
Videohippos: Unbeast the Leash by Straw Hat Wally



-Arcade-
Super Puzzle Fighter Mini Mix by SK



-Game Boy-
Final Fantasy I & II Dawn of Souls by SoaponaRope
Metroid Zero Mission by GSGold
Pokemon Gold by Static2007
WarioWare Inc: Mega Microgame$! by SoaponaRope



-Super Nintendo-
Earthbound by Rick
Soul Blazer by SoaponaRope



-Nintendo 64-
Conker's Bad Fur Day by Static2007
Pokemon Snap by Static2007
Silicon Valley by Static2007



-GameCube-
MegaMan X Command Mission by Static2007
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time by Insomniacdude
Shadow the Hedgehog by Starkirby
Sonic Heroes by Static2007
Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly by Static2007
Star Fox Adventures by Rick
Wallace and Gromit: Project Zoo by Static2007



-Nintendo DS-
Mario Kart DS by SoaponaRope



-PlayStation-
Final Fantasy VII by Rick
Spyro the Dragon by Static2007
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage by Static2007



-PlayStation 2-
Katamari Damacy by Anti
Kingdom Hearts by Static2007
Nightmare Beore Christmas: Oogie's Revenge by Static2007
One Piece: Grand Battle by SK
Ratchet and Clank by Static2007



-XBox-
Halo 2 by Static2007