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Re: Chapter 3: Shootin' Stars
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2009, 07:54:11 AM »

IT'S A NEW RECORD! Please enter your initials here: _B_ _D_ _G_

I always just put "BEN" in those things :dealwithit:

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Chapter 3: How the Fuck are we STILL on Chapter 3?!
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2012, 11:16:46 AM »
LAST TIME ON STARTROPICS: THE IMAGEFEST...!


Oh fuck it all....


:sbahj: IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

...wait, how is that not an emoticon? Goddamnit Ben.


I have nothing to add to this one. Just enjoy the lovely scenery and local fauna.


...By this point I'm really wondering why we're still here. I mean...there's been FOUR FRAKKIN' CAVES in this Chapter ALREADY. This is number FIVE! I have seen this room in EACH DUNGEON. I mean, I understand we're working based off of a grid system where we can't get too creative with how everything is positioned, but COME ON! Is it too much to ask, 1990? All I want is differently shaped rooms! Can I at least have that?!


Oh, fuck you too!


Wait, what the hell is this?


Sweet merciful Neptune, we have INNOVATION!



:messageblock: These white tiles sink into the water when you step on them, so you have to keep jumping to stay alive!


The skull was a switch ALL ALONG. :solved:


We now return you to our regularly scheduled explosives hidden in your dundeon walls.


Ohhhhhhh....

<_<

>_>

....



:indianajones:


I have THE POOOWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!


Uh-oh... UH-OH!


:musicchange:


I know what white tiles do so what are the re....waiiiit a minute.

Right. NES. Minimun colour display on screen. The red tiles ARE white tiles.

Fuck.


Apparently it is common for kappas to live in boiling hot magma pools in random mountains around the southern islands.

...How many drugs am I on again?  I think I need more....


Imps are no match for Lester! It's not like they're bugs and magma monsters!


...Well fuck that's a bug and a magma monster. OH FUCK THAT'S A BUG AND A MAGMA MONSTER!



My ass proceeds to be kicked sufficiently for this imagefest....


Oh no. NOT THIS AGAIN! (Yes, this again.)


Okay seriously, how do you even....


Stop...Lester Time! :spot:


A winner is you!


...Celebrate it while you can....


So much for the easy part.


THE POWER IS YOURS :captainplanet:


Jump you little retard, JUMP!


I can see where this is going....


HEART :heart: :captainplanet:


Kill this thing again and head to the next....waiiiiiiiiit.


Which one of you fuckers reset this room while I was getting mah peelz? :pills:


Oh hey, it's one of these things. Did I explain these things?

]
It's MATH.


It's...a...wha... :krem:


...TRAP!


That room was pointless, let's go somewhere else....


Like this o......ohhhhhh.


IMMMMMMMMMPS!


Oh great, dust mites.


No, everytime you hit one of these guys, they charge at you and continue in the same line back and forth until they run out of sugar and calm the fuck down.


Doesn't stop them from kicking my ass though.


Maybe we can finish this shit next post....

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Re: [Imagefest] Star Tropics (Dawn)
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2012, 11:28:57 AM »
Please do, this game is so awesome. I was actually thinking of doing a let's play of this sometime when I had free time.


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Chapter 3: Fountain Lagaan
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2012, 11:37:13 AM »

There better be stairs on the other end of this door....


Fuck. Wait, where are the monkeys? Isn't this a monkey room?


OH SON OF A BITCH!

Oh, I suppose it could be worse....


...It's worse.


I'm at full health! Beware the taste of my LASER SWORD SHOOTING STAR!



...Or not.


HEY GUYS WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?!


...No help, whatsoever.


BULL-E


It goes on and on and on and ooonnnn~!


DON'T STOP, BELIEEEVINNNN'~!


...Gonna need more than Journey to get through this. Someone get out the Aquabats from the Chapter 2 intro text!


ATTACKED BY SNAKES!


This is going somewhere. I hope.


Yup. It's going exactly where I don't want to go.



Fight with expert timing. (song quote counter: 3)


Stratch last message...


...


RUN AWAY!!!!


SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT!


OH GOD THE LAG!


THE LAG IS KILLING THEM!


Okay, let's keep gonig around in case there's....


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


IT'S A VICIOUS CIRCLE OF DEATH AND RESPAWNING ENEMIES!


This must be the solution! :ben:


But how...?


ATTACKED BY...


Hmm...


Hmmm.


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.


HMMM!!!!!!


This still seems like a dead end to me, except now I have a means of committing suicide.

Whatever. I had a good run. Let's kick this pig.



Wait, wha... :krem:



YOURS IS THE FOUNTAIN THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!


HERMIT!


OBLIGATORY TEXT!


UNNECESSARY WELL WISHING?!

THIS SHIT IS ALMOST OVER!
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Chapter 3: Bananarama Bo-Bob
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2012, 11:59:43 AM »

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU!


And you suck for living on a FUCKING MOUNTAIN!


...I'm sorry, what? Scroll of WHAT?!


That's not the part to which I was confused.


...So...you're trusting the stranger who just got blasted up the mountain by knockup stream the fountain that will pierce the heavens with the magic scroll, despite not knowing if said strange has the ability to use said scroll properly?







SHUT UP!


WHY DID I NOT STOP TO REST?! Is there a time limit I was not made aware of?


Dude, I am too out of breath to read the damn scroll, or to care that that STILL is not my name!

But if it'll shut you up, fine.



FLASH!


Do it so we can move on, already!

LESTER: Bop-do-wa-be-bop oh-oo-mow-mow!

CHIEF: That's not part of the scroll....
LESTER: Hey, who went on this bat-shit journey? Sit down and shut it.


From the makers of Coca-Cola.



Of course.


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait....


Have you tried removing the bananas...
FUCK!


Apparently you will, since I'm NOT MIKE!



Some of us have our OWN quests to worry about, you know.


How about I go and you never bother me again? I'll throw in a few dozen bananas for the kid to sweeten the offer.


Yeah yeah, I'm awesome, etc. Wish they'd get the name right though....


R.O.B.! Yes, Team Awesome is back in business!


What did I say about SIR Captain, sailor?


Let's blow this joint.


Actually can we smoke this joint? I don't wanna remember any of that shit. Ever.


IT'S OVER! CHAPTER 3 IS FINALLY OVER!

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Chapter 4: I Guess that Mountain was the Entrance to the Grand Line....
« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2012, 12:00:45 PM »

Annnnd we're back!


blue


HOYL SHIT A GIANT WH-oh, it's only an island.


...Wait for it.


Wait for it.


WAIT FOR IT!!!


...goddamnit.


A brave fisherman of the seas.


ASIUDHAIDUVHSGKHSR


...I have great sympathy for you, sir.


oh


ohhhhhhhhhhh


LESTER: Rafts are no match for the mighty S.S. Lester!
R.O.B Dixon: Uhhhh....
LESTER: What was that, lackey?
R.O.B. Dixon: Nothing, sir.
LESTER: That's Sir CAPTAIN to you.
...
And thus the adventure continues.


OH SHIT AN ISL-


-oh, it's just a giant whale.


...OH SHIT A GIANT WHALE!!!


Might as well eplore this crap factory. Hey...don't I know you?


I'm afraid you're confusing me for someone with an attention span.


Yes, the game demands it.


File this case under "Adventures which could have been avoided if they gave the magic yo-yo to someone else"



Right...you're a minor plot character, they're REAAAALLY going to bother with you.


...Where can I get my hands on this cross? It seems everyone has one but me.



So by help, you mean help yourself.


You got it, Geppeddo.


...You sure you have pockets? It looks like you're just wearing one of those grass skirt things.


HOW DO YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?


By which he means...


...I go find it.


As you might have guessed, the inside of the whale is a maze of passages that are big enough for a ship to travel through :laboon:


It also means I can get lost easily


Dive spots? In MY whale?! ...I don't think so.


...Okay, fine.


Arbitrary routes are the best way to go. Flip a coin and choose!


This looks promising.


This does not seem like the most intelligent thing to do.


But I so dislike arguing with results.


"USE IT TO SEE IN DARK PLACES" :wronggamedumbass:


Hmm...SHORTCUT!

...Several hours later...


k


Wait why is your raft so damn big compared to my sub?





TELL THEM TO EAT SHIT!



THIS IS REAL INDIGESTION!!




THE WHALE CANNON


yohohohohohoho....





Ummm...what letter? I'm p sure I have no letter*


:reinforcingthepoint:


Right, so much for helping out, I guess...


Yo.


Wait wh.

*This is one of the cooler parts of the game. Originally, Star Tropics came with a letter from Dr. J tucked into the instruction booklet. In order to proceed at this point in the game, you were required to take this letter and soak it in water. This revealed a secret message, giving you the frequency you need to input at this moment. Since I no longer have the letter, I can't do this as part of the imagefest. Lucky for us, I have the frequency committed to memory.




747 MHz


Wait...so you mean we were wandering the islands AIMLESSLY before this?!


...Let's just go.


I hate you.


Well, no dungeon so far, but I feel like chapter 4 is about to get...INTENSE!


...Or not.

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Re: [Imagefest] Star Tropics (Dawn)
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2012, 06:30:54 PM »
yr never on msn, gaylord