alright let's go get that badge because SK didn't
(not pictured: I wander around goldenrod for a while looking for the gym)
hey he looks like he knows his way around
whoops, never mind, just this guy again
eventually I realized that the long bars going across the north edge of town were not, in fact, boundary lines, but railroad tracks, and that there was another half of the city past them
gog damn this game is hard, how am I supposed to even get over there
"PLAINBADGE lets your Pokemon use STRENGTH outside of battle. It also boosts your Pokemon's SPEED."
"It's ATTRACT! It makes full use of a Pokemon's CHARM. Isn't it just perfect for a cutie like me?"
whatever you say, lady, I just want the badge!
Alright, I have no idea what I'm doing, but north looks like a good option.
hey this pokemon looks pretty cool, I'll try to catch -
uhh well I didn't do a very good job of documenting this but it looks like he gave me this TM. I seem to remember it being a pretty good move, but I'll let somebody who knows what they're doing deal with it.
moving swiftly along...
just getting some guy's number, nbd
actually I remember this one told me he would call me if he found something lying on the ground, which I thought might lead to some interesting episodes... unfortunately, he has not called yet :/
I didn't get a screenshot of it, but a girl was up here and said you need to pour water on this tree to make it get out of your way
she also said you can find a water something at the flower shop. Unfortunately, I don't remember where the flower shop is. Whatever, it shouldn't be that hard to find.
that's not a flower shop, silly!
"excuse me sir but texting is not allowed in nation parks"
I spent about 15 minutes searching this whole place for a way to get on the other side of that fence
what is in that pokeball...?
the world may never know
maybe because you've got parts laying all over the floor and your customers trip over them and die
also this goddamn town layout
"home address, social security number, mother's maiden name, and if you are free next friday..."
okay whatever just give it to me
yeah like I'll be giving this back
now, on to find that flower shop
leave me alone
help wheres the exit
somehow I don't think I should be doing that badly against a level 5 caterpie
also check out that exp bar
obligatory transition shot
azalea... that's a kind of flower, right? it's gotta be around here somewhere
crap this is where that creepy hiker dude is! I'm outta here!
"have gone through the roof! We owe it all to your advertising by riding around on our bicycle! As our way of saying thanks, please keep that bicycle. Thanks again!"
uh yeah, thanks for... letting me... keep it!
hmm this doesn't seem quite right
violet! that's a flower for sure! there has to be a flower shop here!
are you kidding me right now
you have got to be kidding
WHERE IS THE FLOWER SHOP