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Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« on: August 18, 2010, 10:27:27 AM »
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This, gentlemen
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Is Kenny's old art Mayhem
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oooooooooooh.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Oh boy!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: oh gawd -_-
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: oh dear!

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Part one is titled Kenny's Game Maker Mayhem
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Because if there's something I've done since long ago
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And STILL DO
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's making up games
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We start in fourth grade
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The games that were cool back then were Quake and Duke Nukem 3D
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the internet was carried by dinosaurs!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And the first of the two games featured today
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Started out life as Quake II
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But when the real Quake II was released
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: it shattered your heart and murdered your soul. they used none of your ideas.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: It became Duke Nukem Forever?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It was retconned and became Quake X, and you can see that the logo is hastily changed in a shitty way.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And the first thing that was produced for this game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Was the weapons
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And that is where we are going to start.
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[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 10:30:24 AM »
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i bet a boomerang would be really useful in quake.



[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: well, it's hillarious so far XD
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MURDER
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Amount of prior reseach that had been made: 0
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I do love the doomerang
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Megaman X's new weapon: X-Plode
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: BLOODCRAFT RING
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Axe/Pepperoni Hammer
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: X-Plode was the ammunition for all weapons that exploded.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: is that a zombie launcher.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: is that a motherfucking zombie launcher?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's uh
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It shoots zombie parts, kind of.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The zombies in Quake threw parts at you.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's what that weapon lets you do.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: this is some amazing art. i would shoot people with these guns.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I suppose the Absolute Murder Weapon kills people by sheer color overload
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The Bloodcraft Ring was the other BFG of the game.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It shoots beams at them. Which causes them to die horribly.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Posion Gun Launcher: it launches guns.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The fact that you couldn't hold the thing notwithstanding.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Since it'd be far too front-heavy.

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: I like how the hammer of doom has spikes on its everything
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: And in fact, the actually hammer part isn't even connected to the handle

* [coral4]Saber[/coral4] has joined.
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: is that a pizza axe

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what the fuck is that thing on the right
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: "shore"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Sabre
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: It's a sabre.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Sabre.
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: it's very flaccid
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Kenny's english back then

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: so, these are drawn with markers or something?
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: it's just like
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: no
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i won't go there
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: because you are my friend, kenny
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i will not compare your art to something else
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Soap, Soap, Soap
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Oh god, it does look like it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: If I didn't want you to insult my art
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I'd never have done this mayhem.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: oh, well then. YOU COLORED LIKE CWC COLORS
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes, Soap.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The thought crossed me too when I scanned these things.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: So uh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the lightning gun is apparently the magnet beam from mega man
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: seriously, look at it.

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I love the fluffy hammer of doom
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's not fluffy it's spikes :(

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: The Chainsaw Toilet Bowl Cleaner
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Haha yeah drawing chainsaws like that was a thing with me back then
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's just
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: A blue circle
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: With a saw on it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And no motor anywhere

* [coral6]SK[/coral6] has joined.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: okay
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: so
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i just woke up
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: and my eyes are really blurry
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: so forgive me if i cant see what the fuck this is
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: stuff kenny drew when he was 10
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's the weapons you're going to add to SKMega, SK.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh lord
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh lorddd
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: quake2guy
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: all sprites are drawn on paper

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: xplode dynamites
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I love how the fuse on the dynamite is thicker than the actual dynamite
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I love how the bombs are more like lit potions of oil

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I guess we've said most things that there are to be said about this picture?
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: THE ABSOLUTE MURDER WEAPON
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well said.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: it has all the colored gems on it to activate the chrono cross.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i just like Pizza Axe

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And when you have weapons
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You need something to use these weapons on.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2010, 10:36:22 AM by Yoshi348 »
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 10:35:10 AM »
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: "axer" is the job description i used when i was a lumberjack



[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: uh oh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: OH SHIT
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: PAC MAN GHOSTS
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SHIT SHIT
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: HAhahahaHhH
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: AHAHAHA
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: GET THEM OFF
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: XD
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: OH NO, ITS A MURDER
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: oh boy
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: star wars fanfic monsters
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: SPACE ZAPPER
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: those are some pac-man ghosts
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I love the guys with swords bigger than themselves!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This is even more :sonichu: than the last page
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: IG-6B07

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the murder guy....
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's...
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's...
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yeah that was supposed to be "Murderer"
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: my god the murder guy is an alternate pallete tom servo

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: those are some uzi babes
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: zombie cat!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: are 'zombies' suppose to be red blobs
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i think you misunderstand zombies, kenny
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Brown and red blobs, kinda.

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: "arabian"

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: X-PLODE

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: IT's the guy with a chainsaw and a...
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: a...
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: Boomer!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: melted boomerang
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: They fucking looked like that in Quake, except not drawn by a fourth grader with access to too many colors of sharpie
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: there's an enemy with a boomerang
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: this game HAS tobe good

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ha. ha. nigger bath.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: good title kenny.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: saw grenade is pretty cool though.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the second guy in the top left
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he's not even an enemy
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he's just some guy
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's the generic guard
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He holds a shotgun. You can't see this because my art sucks.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh dear
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: lighter
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the hell is that thing
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Elecman's younger brother "Lighter"

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: so, what's with writing "red demon" inside its face like that?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I... I wish I knew.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I ran out of space :(
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: NO YOU DIDN'T
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: (sssh)

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: RING MAN
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Oh wow.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's named Ring Man.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: lol.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: also, arabians apparently wear sombreroes

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: I like the demon projectiles
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: they follow a logical sprite-based progression

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: What the fuck is the Space Zapper anyway
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Why does it EXIST
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's a checkpoint gate, obv
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: well, there is space that needs zapped
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Who the hell DREW this sh- oh wait, it was me

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: is that a puking zombie
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: kenny im banning your childhood from pos
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It throws zombie flesh
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: :(
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Boomer!
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: pieces of itself?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well Saber
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Zombies in Quake fucking did that

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the axer hit his one head with its pizza ask
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: *axe

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I can't decide wether the pacman monsters are shooting squares... or eating them

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: hello.
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: this is Oleg
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: Let a Play Quake 2

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also, random numbers and letters followed by "bot" is a great way to name robots.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: alright, so inky, blinky, and clyde are present. who is the black one?
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Stanky
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: sue went goth

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The red demon is like
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The strongest
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Except not
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: :(9):
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: blood demon
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: He throws more than one shape!

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: sk
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: you are required to make a pain elemental style enemy
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: red
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: that spits out black pain elemental style enemies
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: that spit out yellow pain elemental style enemies
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: that spit out blue ghosts
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: a russian dollbox?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wait
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: from the red ghost's second projectile
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: there's a dotted line path...
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: shit this is actually a treasure map!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: fucking kenny holding out on us
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: no, that is just bleed from the back of the page lol

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: UZI BABES
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: UZI BABES
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: UZI BABIES
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Uzi babes, motherfucker

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We had the enemies.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Here's the bosses.
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 10:39:05 AM »
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: shub niggurath's bodyguard seems to be lacking in the body department



[coral6]SK[/coral6]: it
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: needs more robo hitler 1/10
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: oh wowwwww
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: DEMON BOSS
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: BOSS 5 ULTRA GRENADER!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: Mystic man?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that is the gayest gay i have every gayed
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: shit, gotta add to saber's enemy request
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes, Yoshi
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: it brandishes a xylophone that shoots colors at you...?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It really is
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he belongs in a gay pride convetion
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It... holds... something... that somehow shoots everything

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: JACK-IN-FOUR-BOX
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: GUARDBOSS SNAKER
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: JACK-IN-FOUR-BOX
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: JACK-IN-FOUR-BOX
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: JACK-IN-FOUR-BOX
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Jack-in-four-box.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: In a Quake game.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: What.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Who made this sh- oh wait it was me

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Guardboss Geine more like Guardboss Sperm

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh no, snaker!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: we're going to have to battle him while playing a game of SNAKE! Hardcore!

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: lol the bodyguard is going to beat you down with a bone flail
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and the key to the next level
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Looks like he has a BONER!
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i like his... bonemerang?
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: is that what it is meant to be?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't know what that is
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I THINK
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Only because of the black part on it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That it's a gun made of bones
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That shoots bones
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Dem bones

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: slime man can barely be called a MAN, huh...

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: boss eye komgat... is that a tree?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's Eye Knight
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Which is Vitreous from ALttP except retarded

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is 'ultra grenader' shooting rockets at his own feet?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: rocket jumping bosses. lets make this happen, guys.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I think that's terrible perspective.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: also ultra grenader is chainsawing the final boss in the kneecap. ultra grenader is one slick motherfucker.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Boss 4: obviously when kenny viewed wouter's match against mad jack, it reverberated back in time to inspire this
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Damn straight

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: I like the look of "Mystic Man"
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Boogie board with a facehole
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how Shub has the quake logo on his t-shirt
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The Quake logo is a bit of everywhere

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: so, shub's gun. that is a lot of different shitty projectiles.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Shoot every projectile

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is Demon Boss just a pacman ghost under an x-ray?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: ah, that minotaur looks so sad :(
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he's sad that he has to be level 1
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The minotaur brings an axe and a sword
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: To a FPS
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Hardcore motherfucker.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wait that's not a floor buffer?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's prob. the reason he's only the first boss.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: fighting a genie in quake. really?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It makes perfect sense.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's a sperm. there's no getting around it.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's a god damn sperm
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Blue sperm
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Like, Dr. Manhattan's sperm.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We had arabians, of course we have a genie in a lamp.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: the pregnancy genie. he grants your wishes for children.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: it's the sperm of the genie from Aladdin

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: hey at least he's not drawing bondage porn that his mom finds later
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: I guess that was just me
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes, Saber.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That was just you.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how mystic man was apparently designed after those city trash cans on the street

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I dunno if someone else notice... but bodyguard of shub niggurath is armed with a key and a bone nunchuck
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: He has no feet
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Just legs.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: we went over that: it's supposed to be a bone gun.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: shooting a bone.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We had weapons, we had enemies, we have bosses
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So, next up
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's the items
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And this is why you shouldn't let fourth grade Kenny design a game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ever
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[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 10:42:04 AM »
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: look at all these damn mcguffins



[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Quake brand Health.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This is where the Duke Nukem 3D inspiration shows up more than before
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: weigth
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also, there's some Dark Forces in here
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I seriously have no.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: No.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: No.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: NO.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Idea.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Why there were weight powerups.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: you use them to make the enemies heavier so they go slower. duh.

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: pipes
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: wh
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: whats with the pipes
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: obviously for the pipe dream minigame

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: megaman casules with air?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 3 backpacks.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: X-PLODE
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: holy shit, you're right! the X-PLODE returns!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MECHANING THINGS
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: x-plode ftw!

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: the pipes are for the minigame where
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: if you complete it, this game gets made
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: also the puzzle is about a mile long. and the liquid is actually sonic the hedgehog. what a bastard.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i like the bloods
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: And an X-Ploding Drum.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: that's not a backpack... it's a kegger
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: and the quake tons
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: man
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: with green liquids...
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: not only did you have weight items
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: you have a QUAKE version of it
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: for quad weight, I guess
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: I'm getting the feeling Kenny didn't know how to spell "explode"

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: That weight must have weighed OVER A HUNDRED TONS
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Over a hundred QUAKE tons!

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: HEY DIPSHIT: USE KEYS ON KEYHOLES

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: portable medkit... now as a jetpack!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's right next to the jetpack as well
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I guess it rubbed off
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: yeah...
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The medkit and the jetpack are from DN3D.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Dungeons and 3 Dragoons?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Dragons even

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Quake Air...I might have to try that!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I love the quakekey
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: it must hurt pushing it into the keyhole
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Looks like Quake's cornered the market on FPS essentials.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Quake Power was essentially meant to be Quad Damage

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: "Mechanic things" is a great item

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: bloods
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: (6)
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ohh, right, bloods
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That was ammo for like
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Two weapons.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: or... is it an upside down (9)
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: bloods (9)
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: o/
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: \o
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: /o

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: the duck
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: turned into the holy spirit
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: fuck a shy laplander
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: now
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: repeat it in swedish

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Hey guys!
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: I found the Quake Bonus!

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: wh
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: steroids?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: good job.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: lol yeah that's straight out of Duke Nukem too
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ah

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: lol three air bubbles
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: That you can't see because they're the letter o
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: XD

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Upcoming: Phallic reference that I have no idea why it exists. I probably went "English words".
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Here's the first half of the game.
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 10:43:34 AM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: DKC references in your FPS? Sounds perfect.



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: TURBO TOWN
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: HERE ... IS THE MAP
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: WHERE...okay what the fuck
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Dotted lines are paths to secret stages.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: secret port... another pacmanghost?
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: check bizarro electrode
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: the lair of 7 painers
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Spook house
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: PAINER'S LAIR

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: dude!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: its cracko!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I wanna fight CRACKO!

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: This would make a great DKC world map
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: so yeah quake was all about the magic castle

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Every stage that is a skull is named something with "Pain"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Because there was one stage in Doom that was a skull
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And was named "Pain"
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: PAINEOS LAYER
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: PAINEOS LAIR
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Secret Pain

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Slime Sea: made of white slime.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: :urp:

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: 9 sea level
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: is that the level with the nine seas?

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: wait
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: you start at the TOP of the castle and work your way down? Why!?

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The first map is like
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Alright this could be a Quake game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Except for the poison pond

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: aquaria: the goldfish bowl
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that leaks to make the sea level
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7] UPSIDE DOWN CASTLE
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: so on the fourth world, level 2 is world 3, except upside down

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Yknow why Quake needed more of? Magic clouds.
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: MAGIC CROWD
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Damn straight.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I swear to god this game was developed by a child.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: :tehe:

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: GO TO FOUR CORNERS OF THE WORLD AND FIND ME PRETTY GIRLS
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: MOONWALK MAGIC

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: is PAINEOS LAIR a red zombie pikachu
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes, Yoshi.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes, it is.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Only for you.

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: breen world?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Green world.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ah
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's obviously EEN WORLD

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Episode two is pretty much :DKC:
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: TREE TOWN
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what the fuck is the yellow secret level tree
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i can't read that text
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yellowtree

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: and the worst part is that it makes about as much sense as original quakes maps...

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Turbo tunnels are from Battletoads.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Basically, I took cool shit I had read in video game magazines.

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Why are the graveyard's gravestones yellow and red?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Because I had sharpies in too many colors.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So you beat episode four.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But you still have four episodes to go.
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 10:45:09 AM »
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Demon's Tower. Otherwise known as the Washington Monument.



[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: OH SHIT WERE OUT OF COLOR
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: DEVILS DELIGHT
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The final stage is a GIANT QUAKE LOGO
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: DOUBLE PAIN
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I love the Gun factory

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: industrial radio tower does sounds like a nice map
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: up until the chainsaw factory

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ...poison drum?
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Beware of TOXIC AREA!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: DOUBLE PAIN
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: YOU JUST DOUBLE FUCKED THE WRONG DOUBLE BADASS

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I like the big tank... it's bigger than the gun factory!
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: That's a biiiig guy in a biiiiig tank.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: man, you weren't even trying in episode 6
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: there's three levels named just "stone"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Were I trying in ANY part of this?

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Double Pain is a muffin.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how 8-1 just kinda bleeds all over the place

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: does the big tank have decals?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: recore.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: radcore*

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 7 EYE TO EYE
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: episode 7 level list: toxic cannon, eye carousel, toxic cave one, toxic cloud, toxic sea two, toxic wheel, eye to eye, toxic sea three, eye knight's lair, and frog
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Eye to Eye indeed
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: out of place in TOXIC TOXIC TOXIC
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well it's Eye Knight's world.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: he liked the word toxic
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't know why it's toxic world.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: toxic is a p. cool word
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: WAY TO EARTH....
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: serious 6 is just bland though
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and on top of that
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the arrows go all across each other
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Stage 6 is horrid yes
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's named "Underground Walk", for god's sake
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's just lazy
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Who MADE this sh- oh wait it was me

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Shub Castle.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Pain of the Doomed.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: "THATS ONE DOOMED SPACE MARINE"

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: When I re-read this page
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I seriously
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Fucking couldn't
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Believe
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: in life after love
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 10:47:10 AM »
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: QUAKE HIM!



[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: wh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: YOU BLAMMED THE FIRST BOSS
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This was Kenny's fourth grade english
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This was Kenny putting the word "Quake" everywhere
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: QUAKE!!!!!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Play whole quake to find them!

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: No runes left
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The episode five one is um
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: jack-in-four-box are dead.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The most special
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: :<

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's time for me to live up to my family name
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And face full life consequences
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: AND THEN THE BIG TANK WAS EXPLODED
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: YOU RAID DEMON BOSS TOWER, JUST A RUNE LEFT. SHUB WILL NEVER SEE HOW YOU GET HERE. QUAKE!!!!!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Quake is a verb.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It is.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Just reminding you, THIS IS QUAKE!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But it's not used like I use it here.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: THEN GAME QUAKE!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Nothing is used like I use it here.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: But you need to play quake to got the 4 more runes then you can face shub
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ever.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: What the fuck was I thinking.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Why did I ever make this.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: brb killing myself.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: good
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: then we don't have too

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yeah.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, we beat the game.
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 10:49:16 AM »
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: ULTRA DEATH



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: dangit you set off fireworks
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's explosions, damnit.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: NO GUDD

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: DO IT IN QUAKE 8 - ULTRA DEATH.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: what
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: QUAKE 3: ULTRA DEATH
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: quake 8?
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: ohhh i guess it is a 3
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's an X.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: hey
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: these are ordered in sonichu comic fashion
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i hope you're ashamed, kenny.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Also, nice ripping off Doom's ending

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: why is the alien ship shooting at us AFTER the end?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Earth is under attack.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: didn't we just save it?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Also, Earth seems to be like, in the 1830s

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ultra Death was originally an unrelated game.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Then I retconned it into an expansion.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: it got the quake name to help it sell. people would buy it because of its association with smash hit quake 2.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: wait the minotaur
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: wasnt the minotaur the first boss in the game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The minotaur was the first boss.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: If that sentence had been written non-retardedly, it would have been "Since you killed the Minotaur, you've gone through 8 episodes"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Or After.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Whatever.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: templating issues

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: so kenny. we can make this game as a doom mod.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: just call me up...i'll be waiting...
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Let's do it.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i want to map the toxic levels
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: every texture is just nukage
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: :toxic: TOXIC WASTER :toxic:
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i also want to do the voices for the monsters

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, we beat the game, we watched the ending.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: One picture left from fourth grade.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: All that was actually produced of Ultra Death.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And of course
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's the weapons.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh no, another piece of vaporware
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: :(
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 10:50:54 AM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: superrifle! it shoots four bullets out of one barrel! It's mad? No, it's ULTRA DEATH!



[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Ultra Death. That name screams manliness.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: oh wow
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: xploderpack!
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: these rules
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: XPLODESPACK
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: turblaser?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: XPLODSPACK
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: hot-seeking flame grenades?
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: auto mortar weapon!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: FIRE BOOMER
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's every explosion ever

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: how do you hold the fire boomer?
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: norl rays?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: hahaha
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: three way gatling gun
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's wonderful
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: holy fuck
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: 3 way gatling gun

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: Shamble Flash!

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SHRINKER "NORL"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This game had an absolutely retarded reloading mechanism that I'm not sure how it worked
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But "RL" means how many shots you can fire before you have to reload
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Since some weapons are marked as "Auto RL"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I assume
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That reloading was manual
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: kenny you're a fuckeng genious
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: "X RL" meant that it was RANDOM when you needed to reload

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Lots of lasers here.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: good job having two different wind guns.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I want the rifle shooting super rifles!!!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wait
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: One sucks in enemies to create powerups
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that one yeah
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's sucking stuff in
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: One sucks in powerups to... shoot winds

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I like how 'Mortar Gun' upgrades to 'Mortar Weapon'.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Mortar Gun is a grenade launcher
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Mortar Weapon is a rocket launcher
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oooh i guess those names were copyrighted by skulltag...good thinking

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: so, are these ultra-death weapons or ultra death-weapons? they look so strong that the latter is clearly a valid argument

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Mortar Gatler.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: A gatling gun that shoots mortars.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: so the bosses use
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: a gatling mortar gun
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: an electric umbrella
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: a fuzzy placenta
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: a gatling laser gun
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and a box of random shit

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: shrinker
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I think I saw this exact gun used in several images on dA!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Shrinker is shamelessly ripped from DN3D

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: TURBOLASER
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Shamble Flash?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Shamble Flash.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's a shambler from Quake except with gay colors

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: got that laser gun
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's like the noisy cricket, it's so small

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ION CANNON
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ION CANNON
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Here's what I knew about Ion beams.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: - They're blue laser beams
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I learned this from good old TIE Fighter.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: - They are made of science

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Laser missile.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: "Pew pew"

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: HOT-SEEKING FLAME GRENADES
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: thats fucking EPIC
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Hot-seeking Flame Grenades own everything.

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: 3 way gatler would be very effect as crowd control
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: the 3-way gatler is meant to be held sideways
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh wow
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: you're right
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: hahah a gun that was built to be held gansta-style
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: unless you're worried about both airt control or your feet
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Actually, that's just terrible perspective.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also, you can't tell
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But Superrifle is double-barreles
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: d
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The rifles have to be reloaded
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: After every shot
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: MANUALLY
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ten seconds after release, there's a third-party mod to the game that makes weapons reload automatically
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: itt a child tries to understand the concept of guns

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what in the fucking hell is going on with that laser missle weapon
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I... don't know.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i think you mount it on your shoulder
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's shaped.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It just IS.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Take a sickle, glue a carrot onto it
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: SHOOT LASER MISSILES
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: sounds about right

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We now move on from fourth grade.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We're going to skip over fifth grade.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Oh, I just hate timeskips.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's going to be the main subject matter of part two, along with a little from sixth grade.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But now
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: For the five remaining images
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We take a look at my first brainchild from sixth grade.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Not a first person shooter.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: A 2D game, meant for the N64. With sprites.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Of course
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This, too, is a sequel to a game that exists.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Children are unoriginal.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wait, don't tell me... mischief makers?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that would be
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I give you Probotectors 64. Or, as it was originally named outside of Europe, Contra: Nuclear Ride.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And of course
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Up first
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Is the weapons.
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 10:53:07 AM »
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I honestly have no idea.



[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Probotectors.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Probotectors.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: yeah that's the actual european name for contra sk
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yeah
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Probotector
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ...
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Is the European version of Contra
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And the main characters were turned into robots
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Okay. It's still stupid. But I won't blame Kenny for it.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SCREW SHOOT
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: needle cracker!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: GAS FLAME!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: KNIFE: Just a really shitty sword
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: SPASER BEAM
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SABRE: a bent sword
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: PLASMA: A dot on Google Maps
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: Spaslr... spasla... whatever it is... it looks err...

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: PROJECTILE!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's naming there
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Dammit Yoshi, I was gonna say that

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: super chaingun = a warehouse full of cardboard boxes
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: MEGA CRUSH!!!
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Screw shoot!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: oh, the return of the boomerang
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: NAPALM = clip from a revolver?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what the fuck is with the fourth weapon in row 2
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ah, the Koules.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't know what's up with that name.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what is it DOING
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's moving strangely, Yoshi.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's what it's doing.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: KLAXX SHOT
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: electric gun
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Napalm is... a burning ball. With black things in it.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i like how missles are giant thumbtacks
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Also I love how you throw in axe in fucking contra
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also, atomic bomb. As a weapon.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: now a gun powered by electricity
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: DRILL

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Also, pointy parts of melee weapons = GLOW
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, they're laser weapons.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's a laser sword, a laser knife, a laser sabre, a laser boomerang, a laser axe, and a laser ball on a chain.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wtf is up with "beam"
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: pound vulcan?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Round Vulcan.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's also a name from Axelay.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It doesn't work like that.

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: aww, super bombs are only on the end level
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Super Bombs aren't even a weapon.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You just have them, and then you blow yourself up. I think.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: lol wh
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Super Suicide

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: okay
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: the thing to the right of Bombs
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: and before Spread
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the fuck is that
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I honestly have no idea.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Koules?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ko-ul-es?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: KO UL ES?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's bullets moving in some fucking way.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't know what that name came from.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: so, what is your favorite weapon? mine is the PROJECTILE
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Projectile was essentially a one-shot hyper powerfun weapon
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: POWERFUN
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: ...powerful.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And powerfun.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Powerfun sounds like something you'd see on a chinese ripoff toy.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: dude
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Drill!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Also, MUSHROOM CLOUDS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Gas is generic fart cloud.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the fuck drill in contra

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Now.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: These are a lot of weapons.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But, this is Contra.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: As it turns out
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's one problem with these weapons.
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 10:54:21 AM »
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Extra life, Starman, whatever.



[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: THEY HAVE LIMITED AMMO.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And so, there's 100 different ammo pickups.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: GAHUGHAUGUHAGHUAHGUAG
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: AMMO FOR _______
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And this is why you should never let sixth grade Kenny design a game. Ever.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: + 1 ARMOR
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: + 1 HELMET
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: + 1 BOOTS
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: jetpack fuel!

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MADNESS
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: GET EQUIPPED WITH
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MADNESS
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I have uh
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: MADNESS!!!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: No idea what Madness was about.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's an option in the options screen to turn Madness off
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So it was apparently really special
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: It makes your hair go all crazy

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: + one, three, five, ten, twenty-five, fifty or seventyfive health
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: WE DONT GIVE A FUCK
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: JUST GET SOME HEALTH

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Virus disc!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Virus disk was just an item that was on one stage
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You got it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You had to find it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Then you had to virus some system.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how it's helpfully labeled "virus disk"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't even know.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: or rather
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Vir Disk

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Infra-red glasses
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: In Contra
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: What
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's a fucking 2D game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There were no dark areas

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Invisibility? What?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Health? In Contra?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Armor?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Who made this sh- oh wait it was me
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: lol wow
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: it didnt even occur to me that health/armor in contra is kinda dumb

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: + ONE OF ALL
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that means you can have your very own red cross robot!

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: +ONE BOOTS
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: yep, pick this up for a single boots
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: find more to increase your boots

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: At least all the ammo boxes are symbol coded.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's a symbol for energy weapons, for explosives, for bullets, and for things like fire and gas.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: the marking on the atomic bomb ammo looks like a kitten paw
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: PREZE HELP ME
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: :nuclearexplosion:

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, we have he weapons and the ammor for the weapons. Let's pretend it made sense.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Now
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And I want you to notice how you can clearly see my slow descent into madness as you follow the next page
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We need something to kill
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 10:56:13 AM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I like how the bio-troop is a table.



[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: xtroo
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: BIO EYE: EYE WITH TENTACLES
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: MECHA EYE: EYE WITH WAVY TENTACLES
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SUPER DOG!!!!!!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: SUPLA DOG!!!

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: holy fuck
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: holy fucking fuck
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: evil plants

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: how to triple your enemy count
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: 1. make enemy
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: 2. make bio enemy
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: 3. make mecha enemy
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: you now have triple the enemies
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: good work!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how "mecha" is apparently code word for "make the lines zigzags"

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Hahahaha what the fuck Jelly Ghost
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: jelly ghost is ripped from smw2
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yep
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Slime is right out of Duke Nukem, again
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: xtroop... it sounds almost like xplode
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: What the fuck is up with the "mecha fly"
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: that spider mine is EVIL

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: with all these enemies the jeep is the best
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's just like
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i'm a jeep!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: beep beep

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: POISONUS FLOWER!!!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: why is the Tank just a watering can on wheels?
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: xtroops have no arms.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The Bio-Fly is me failing to reproduce n actual Contra enemy.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Xtroops have arms
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Look at the shield one
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You can almost see it
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: the shield xtroop looks like a ninja turtle
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: haha lief i was JUST typing that

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: REBOOT CANNON

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: fucking wizards
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: this is CONTRA right
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: How to make a super dog:
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 1) get dog
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: 2) SPIKES
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 2) glue spikes on every inch of its body
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 3) super dog
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Just add super.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: 2) ignore that dog and just puke on your paper
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: god it's like
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: there's a body of a dog without a head, eating the head of some other animal

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: Slime: Munching Creering... sounds like an awesome monster

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The Wizard is some horrible hybrid of Orko and a Magikoopa
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the witch is just flashing us
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: ...oh god.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: watch out, that witch is flinging SPRINGS at us!

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, then.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Now we have the enemies
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Now we need somewhere to put the enemies!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Have some stages"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: !
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 10:58:49 AM »
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The passwords are far out there.



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: PLANT WORLD
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I see you like your green worlds
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Standard video game settings.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Don't knock them.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: TRAIN TIME

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: scuba-search: password: bubblesgame
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Nuclear Ride
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Password: thefullname

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: On the final stage
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: All the circles in the background
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Are bombs
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's supposed to be like.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: JC, a bomb!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This place can fucking blow the fuck up.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Level 7 Train Time, Password: driveinends
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes lol
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That password rules.

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: I like how the skids on the chopper were replaced with a carrot.

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: <Disgruntled> JC, a bomb! <- holy shit, i have NEVER thought to call jesus "JC". for shame.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: i will only call him that from now on.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Level 6 Bio Factory, Password: notinmetals
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: kenny you were a special kid
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I was
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I really, really was

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: for some reason I think the player (I guess it's the player since it's the recurring err character) looks like donkey kong
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The best part is that that's supposed to be a robot.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: Contra guy is the clay monster from Mother 3

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how every level actually fits the them of contra, at least, except for PLANT WORLD
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: *theme
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: lol yeah

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: imagine every vehicle in these screens is piloted by robotnik.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: imagine robotnik's head poking out of all of them.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: why does that train take 90 degree turns? Hardcore.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's the stupidest maze level ever.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Because there's a total of 2 ways to go.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: xD
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You get the virus disk and then you go to the top right corner and then you fight the boss.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Now, there's only one image left for this Mayhem.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Obviously, it's the bosses for this game.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But I'm fairly sure
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That none of you
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Would ever expect this
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: PLANT MAN!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: To be a final boss in a Contra game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ever
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: spoiler: it's shub niggurath again
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 11:00:56 AM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: The robowar



[coral6]SK[/coral6]: its a giant ryu
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: NUKEBOSS!!!
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: HAHAHAHAHA
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: hahaha superflower
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: that a skull with hands?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: BREAK POINT
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: double worms feat. hands
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: TARGET!

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I don't feel like shooting at nukeboss... sounds way to dangerous
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Nukeboss was originally uh
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I was going to say that it was originally a retarded looking robot
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what is this, tennis?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But it's still a retarded looking robot

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Dude
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's a SHARK ship
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: WITH EYES PAiNTED ON
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Tank Wall! It's a tank, and a wall!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yoshi
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's not an eye
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's the cockpit
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: the sharkship has a ninja inside it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: With an XTroop in it
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: well, just imagine it's an eye
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: if i did
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: the sharkship would look reeeally stoned

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The level 7 bosses are supposed to be the stage 3 bosses from Contra 3.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: They're not.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wait
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: one worm is bio and the other is mecha
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: CLEVER!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I wish.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: so are the hands! and the things at the bottom!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Its like yin and yang! Lololo and lalala!

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: So, the final boss is that chopper enemy from Megaman, only hugegantic?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I just like how there's a tank wall which is awesome, and then there's a ninja throwing bombs with his hands

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The High Protector looks utterly unfair
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: How the fuck are you supposed to dodge that shit
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: While jumping from missile to missile in the air
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: with your laser flail! Duh!
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: hold the focus key and be careful

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Dig the nuclear-skeleton logo.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's, like, it's nuclear, but it's also evil.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: that is some intense shit. it is like saying it is radioactive and you will die from it

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how the super flower is just a three headed flower with heads of the regular enemies
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: yoshi, with their powers combined, they have no weakness. watch your step,.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And the final boss room has a nuclear bomb hovering around.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I still feel like shooting on a nukeboss is a bad idea..
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: For some reason.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: it's a lose lose situation man
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, that's the stage where you have the Super Bombs.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You're expected to blow the place the fuck up with them. And they're attached to you.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: So, the ending involves you killing yourself?
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: makes sense
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Probably.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Because you're robots.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Which makes no sense because you weren't robots in the original game.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: The robowar

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, folks.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You killed the Nukeboss and beat the game and I should probably have scanned the menu page too because it was special.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But no such luck.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, I scanned it, but didn't include or upload it.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MADNESS
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Game Making
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2010, 11:02:16 AM »
FINAL THOUGHTS

[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: That was...er...special, Kenny.
[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: I just preordered these games.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i picked up a madness icon
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: When do we start development?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I am ready to make these games

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Part two was the thing that really made me want to do this Mayhem.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This was Kenny's Game Maker Mayhem.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Part two is also that, but a specialized part.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Part two is Kenny's Robot Master Mayhem.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: God help us all.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh dear
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh no
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh nooo
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: and then started the megaman era
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and you though 6 had shitty robot
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: With gems such as Zap Man, Plas-Man, and, of course, the one that kicked off the whole thing
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Nazi Man.
[coral2]Disgruntled[/coral2]: HAHAHA

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Let's make it. Let's make a megaman clone called POSMan
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: and he fights the robot masters including nazi man

[coral5]Soap[/coral5]: sig image for everybody http://thedailypos.org/upload/madness.jpg
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: MADNESS!

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There'll be no fewer than three Mega Man games featured in the next part.

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I wonder what weapon Nazi-man would have...
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You'll see.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Oh, you'll see.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: GET EQUIPPED WITH
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: GENOCIDE BEAM
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

[8:44:51 PM] MelvanaInChains: luckily thought i beat the shit out of sephiroth with a zombie so there's that