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Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:41:53 PM »
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Welcome to part two of Kenny's Old Shame Mayhem
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This is also Kenny's Game Maker Mayhem, but more specific
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This is Kenny's Robot Master Mayhem
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: RRRRRRRRROBOT MASTER
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: preemptive 'so they're using 'master' in terms of the bdsm meaning here'

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: gonna go finish up this nxc chapter while kenny finishes his intro :megaburn:

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Last time we got a look into fourth and sixth grade Kenny
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This time, we're going for fifth and sixth grade
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This one is probably not as funny as the previous one, though
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's less insane
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: more inane though
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: but i'm more insane, so it'll work out in the end :cookie:

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, the first picture is boring so we'll spend very short on it
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: where's the porn
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: "We'll spend less time on it than this fucking intro"
« Last Edit: September 10, 2010, 04:39:34 PM by Yoshi348 »
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 03:44:55 PM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: congratulations this could have just been something you said rather than waste an image on it



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: congratulations you made a logo.

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: true to form, your 4 comes up short compared to your 6
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: 64?
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: should've been 69

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Mega Man 64 was my fifth grade project
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: lovely, a password save system on a 64 game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I ran out of space on the page for the N
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This was a 2D game

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: why the hell is there backwards writing on this, did you write it on pages ripped out of the necrominomicon

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: moving swiftly along
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wow it's upside down
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: moving SWIFTLY along

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Anyway, already in the last Mayhem you saw my broken english from those days
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 03:49:46 PM »
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: these robot masters deserve our pity



[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's still broken
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: in ad 200X war was beginning
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I GO AND CHECK IT
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: HERE IS HE
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: starmen.net quality writing, get this man a funfest trophy
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Most of the english makes sense when directly translated word for word to Swedish
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: i don't think it's impressive that a fifth-grader didn't get the tenses right, but the consistency with which you wield the wrong tenses is somewhat unnerving
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: you demonstrate a stunning mastery of the fuck-ups employed

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: NAZIMAN!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: screw you screw man...
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: nazis: now with purple and pink

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: is that a giant dong on plasman's head
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it totally is
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh good lord
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: these masters
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's three plasma... things
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: look at it it's a dong
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i'm not one to see dongs in everything but god damn

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: dashman look quite dashing
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: storm man is... special
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: no one knows what its like
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: to be the zad man

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: it's also kind of depressing a fifth-grader is aware of what a nazi is even in the most superficial sense jesus christ

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: by the way, shark man is literally a shark
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he's not any part 'man'
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: it's just a shark

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: does rayman have arms, because if he does, I will kill you
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't think he does, actually
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: rayman: actually a submarine sandwhich on a green table held together by magnetism
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He doesn't have hands either
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is rayman a telephone with 4 speakers

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: i actually got an honest chuckle out of naziman wielding a wand with a swastika on the end
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's not a wand
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: i put on my wizard hat and swastika wand
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's his arm
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And hand
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And weapon
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: swastikas for hand
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I thought he was just holding up a swastika ninja star
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yep
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yoshi's got it
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: modeled after the original robot master 'hitlerman'

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: actually, what the FUCK is plasman. like, seriously, what is that
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: SK: I wish I knew
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: its green goo, a brown faucet, a blue face with a yellow squilly mouth, and purple...shit on his head.
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: plasman is suffering from advanced leukemia

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: zadman looks like a pumpkin... I think that's why he's sad
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: someone sew zapman's mouth shut
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Zap Man's mouth is pretty special
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Zap Man is pretty special
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: moving swiftly along
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Zad Man*
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 03:55:46 PM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: im just scared that nazi man is going to come out and eat me



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh my
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: megaman.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: AHAHAHAHA
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: RUSH
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: OH GOD
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i almost forgave that megaman
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: then i saw rush
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Rush looks pretty retarded
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: goddamnit kenny you were a sad child
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Not nearly as retarded as the Rush powerups you got
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: Gummi-Rush
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Because I thought it was a good idea to invent three new stupid powers for Rush

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: children: they like round numbers
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: power: 6000 watts ... this mega-buster is apparently just a really bright light bulb

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: you obviously liked crayons as a child
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: you seem to have eaten a bit to many though

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: this megaman also appears to be middle-eastern, possibly indian

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: mini boss: GIANT NAZI CROSS
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: naziman is ANGRRRRRY
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: MINI-BOSS BIG NAZI CROSS
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The minibosses were mainly afterthoughts, which is obvious because they're not coloured

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: yes, you too can shoot nazi stars
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: supereffective against jews
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: actually
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: given megaman
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it could just be supereffective against chocolate

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: YOU GOT: GENOCIDE

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: apparently you can power four nazimen with one megaman
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: and six rushes

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Fist of the Nazi Star
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Jesus Christ Nazi Star

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh wow those are actual gold star stickers
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I assume you got them from your mom
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: No, they're from school
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I got them and uh
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Put them on there
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't know the history of them, but I know I put them there myself
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: you got these gold stars for respectfully acknowledging the tragedy of the holocaust

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: does naziman have a swastika for an eye
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: he has swastika feet
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: he is just one giant swastika legion

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: you know, naziman is obviously much more well-designed than megaman... it's 250% the weight of megaman, but runs on 1/4th the energy
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: it makes you question who's really 'mega' here...
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i have a feeling we'd be making fun of the height/weights if we knew metric measurements
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: nah they're pretty reasonable
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Interesting to note is that most of the robot masters are much taller than Mega Man, which almost never fucking happened in the NES era
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: yeah
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: I mean everyone's short
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: and who knows how heavy the metal used here is
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: yeah they're actually kind of humorously short
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I think Centaur Man was the first whose sprite was noticeably taller than Mega Man
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But yes'
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: for a robot of three feet, twenty five pounts is pretty light weight...
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: if it wasn't for how fucking heavy these are you could basically just kick megaman in the head over and over

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: moving swiftly along
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 04:00:07 PM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: His weapon is the ability to shoot bubbles that can eat people.



[coral6]SK[/coral6]: ...
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: screw man
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: screwman: he is a screw
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: screwbomb!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: screw man has no eyes.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: jesus fucking christ amn
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: thats my robot master. Jesus Fucking Christ Man
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he has no mouth.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He has eyes
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: You just can't fucking see them here
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Unless you're specifically looking for them

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: mini-boss: screwed-up <("please let me die")

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I'M A SHARK
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SUCK MY DICK
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: sharkman: he is a shark

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: GET: A dart?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: miniboss: pirayas.

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: sharkman is ridiculously efficeint, we're talking like, impossible physics right here
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: i wonder why you rationalized this 15w

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MAP FOR SHARKMAN: WATER
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: sharkman's map is literally the ocean and sharkman is literally a shark
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Also even though it's open water
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: the miniboss is PAST the boss
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Oh wow.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: so you do a u-turn just to fight the boss
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That's stage design right there, people.
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: kenny's megaman uses Richter logic

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: so here's the real question
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: which of these robot masters would 'screw' be super effective against
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: screw the sharks, i have watts
* [coral3]Tenda[/coral3] shakes pokemon pikachu

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: btw
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: five days until Gigant Battle
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: moving swiftly along

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: this whole page is Screwed-Up.
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: ^ end of thread
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 04:07:55 PM »
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: this page rules



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: STORM TRAINGLE
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: stormman is an unhappy storm
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he was never satisfied with his lot in life, and turned to a life of crime
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Storm Man is, hands down, the most insane robot master I have ever designed
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's not even a robot
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's just a fucking tornado with a face
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: storm man looks like a mountain... albait upside down

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: life-suckin whirl
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: life-suckin whirl
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: life-suckin whirl
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: life-suckin whirl

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: why does dash man just remind me of the runner skeleton from...circle i think
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i know it shouldnt. it just does.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh god
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what the hell
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: rush ski jet
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: or whatever
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Rush Jet-Ski
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he's a fucking worm

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MINI BOSS: THE FUCKING WIND
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: SUN MAN. MINI BOSS: GLOBAL WARMING
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: conquering the wind shouldn't be difficult as a 100kg robot

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ... dashissile?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh god
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: uh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: dashman is
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he's a cock.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: also.. that icon looks disturbingly a lot like something... quite... different
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he's not just any cock
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Dashman is cousin to Mr. Molecule
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he's a cock following a botched circumcision, swollen; bruised; and engorged with blood
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: he's a cock with matchsticks for arms and legs

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Dash Man is fucking dense
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Like
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's 500kgs
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: dashmans shield smell bad
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: just the way i like that :eyebrows:
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: dashman is made of unobtanium
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's five times the weight of Screw Man, but they are equally tall

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: MINI-BOSS: DASHER
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he is the hidden boss of the feature film 'avatar'

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: kenny
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: you werent even trying
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I really wasn't
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: he has DASH SHIELDS and DASH MISSILES, and his miniboss is DASHER
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: like
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the hell does ANY OF THAT MEAN

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: storm man is a robot with a variable height of one to three meters
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: storm man is also literally weightless
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he's a weightless robot :boggle:

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: dash man lives in a cave.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: My goal is to dash all of Kenny's childhood memories.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: SK: Way ahead of ya

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: dashman is dashingly dashing
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: <Lief> dashman is cocks
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: yes
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I agree with myself
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: He's probably thinking to himself
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Also, if it's not obvious enough, I had no fucking clue what "dash" meant
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: "Shit is so dash"

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: your mini-bosses seem to be shapes rather than any kind of boss
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: with the obvious exception of 'wind'
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: the mini-bosses are actually jigsaw puzzles
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I think that's true in general
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: this was an edutainment mega man game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Very little thought were put into mini-bosses
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: does 'wind' have a fucking claw

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: As will be EXTRA obvious on this next page
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Seriously
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: moving swiftly along
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This might be the most insane fucking page in this entire Mayhem
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I wanna go jetski on my dog now...
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: more insane than weightless storm man; more insane than shark man who is a shark; more insane than nazi man who is a nazi, we have
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

[8:44:51 PM] MelvanaInChains: luckily thought i beat the shit out of sephiroth with a zombie so there's that

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2010, 04:13:26 PM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: brb making a plasman palette for gg



[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: we have an abortion

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: PLASMAN SHOULDNT BE
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: a fourth half metres?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Plas-Man is kinda
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Melting
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: did you confuse plasma with ectoplasm
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the hell is that
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: good god, this thing reminds me too much of pictures of deformed fetuses from obstetrics class
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: put it away

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: rayman. he gives you a kick. he has no legs.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's a story behind Ray Kick
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Originally, that weapon was "Rays"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Then I thought that was boring
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And made it into Ray Kick instead

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: miniboss: pupquinizer.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yoshi348: I don't fucking know
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: pupquinizer is the name of my dog

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: hey yoshi
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: plasman is metamorpho

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: plasmans castle looks like a vagina... which is fitting, considering he has a penis for a nose

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: what the fuck is the icon for ray-man's "get"
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh god
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: plasman's weapon is the same shape as his stage.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well see
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Drawing plasma like that
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Drawing plasma like that was a thing with me back them
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: then
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It is inspired by the look of the plasma weapon in Super Star Wars
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Which looks like that except not fuckin retarded

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: ray-man's operation demands an enormous amount of electricity
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: please do not leave ray-man plugged in when going on vacation
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: conserve electricity :cookie:

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ray Man has no arms
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He also has no hands
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Or legs
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He hovers
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I have no idea how he attacks

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: good lordd
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: his head is just a picture of his weapon
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: its just
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the fuck

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: i still don't  understand what you were attempting with pupquinizer
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: is this some kind of a swedish word
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Tenda: I have no idea myself
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's the stupidest shit in this whole game
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: pupquinized.gif

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: wait
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: kenny
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: plasma in super star wars?
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: that was just a series of circles
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: No
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That was weapon 4
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: oh, ion
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: right
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It went laser, flame, seeker, ion, plasma
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: er
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: STAR WARS DIVERSION
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: star wars
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: oh god
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: MOVING SWIFTLY ALONG
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: MOVE MOVE MOVE
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Moving swiftly along
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: Moving siftwly anolg
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2010, 04:17:29 PM »
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: oh, it's those cannon dogs from the moon in mario land 2



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: god you turned the dog into a cannon
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: that's mean
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Rush Cannon is I don't know what the fuck

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: <ZapMan> Iiiit's a living!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: get, a group of cheerleaders?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Zap COLD
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's uh
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Zap Cold
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: COLD ELECTRICITY
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It's not really electricity either
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: my god, it's full of right angles
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ice zapper, sounds like a soda-brand

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I like how its not a mini-boss. its a mwi-oozz
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: holy shit
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: mini-bozz. kenny. im going to punch your childhood in the stomach.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Zap Cold was broken
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: As shit
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: In essence
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: it looks like you just cover the stage in death
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It froze enemies, it worked on several bosses especially in Wily's castle, and you could actually switch to other weapons with it active
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It wasn't "activate and wait until run out", either

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: zap man is the shortest of the robot masters yet, i bet he got picked on a lot
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he is also the most energy-intensive, along with ray-man
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and you can't hug him either.
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: i bet they spent a lot of time just hanging out, chillin', chargin up
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Oh yeah, he's as tall as Mega Man.
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: <Kenny> Oh yeah, he's as childishly short as Mega Man.
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: you were taller than megaman when you drew these
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: did you realize that

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Zap Man got a redesign and an unbrokening for another Mega Man game I made up later on.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: <Kenny> I gave him more zigs, but some less zags.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: and does not look like a cacti anymore!

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: plasman is looking disturbingly scary in the background...
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: plasman will haunt my nightmares forever

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: also, you had two electric guys in one game, wtf
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: :pikachu:
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I had two missile guys too

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: moving swiftly along
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, moving swiftly along
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: segway!
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2010, 04:21:21 PM »
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: my chinese teacher from last semester drew like that



[coral6]SK[/coral6]: uhe
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: hwhag
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: whuagh
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what am i even

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SKY
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: TO DRAW SKY
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: DO FOLLOWING
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: TAKE BLACK MARKER
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: DRAW SOME LINES
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: FINISHED!

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: you're going for THE MOOON!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: and you can take a shortcut to skip half the game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yeah, there was a shortcut there. I don't know why it lets you skip so fucking much.

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: skull castle is almost identical to superdracula's planet from j chastain's webcomic "demon planet"
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he was inspired by mega maN 64

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh wow
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 8 and 9
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: you fucking end the game in moon zone from SML2
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: wait a goddamn minute, you go to the moon and some kind of star
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: star road confirmed for megaman 64
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well no Yoshi
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: 9 is the visible skull
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Then you get to 10, the hidden skull
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Then you actually get to 11, which is Dr. Wily's UFO
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: hidden skull confirmed for brawl
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: dear god 11 castle stages
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: seriously man
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This game was hardcore
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: [citation needed]
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Too bad the castle boss designs, with one or two exceptions, were fucking retarded and largely ripped from other sources
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: This game was. [citation needed]
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: <Kenny> Too bad the castle boss designs, with one or two exceptions, were simple shapes incapable of menace or combat
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2010, 04:25:54 PM »
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: well, I'm glad there wasn't a seaman



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 5: PACMAN
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: hey it's the Headless Fearow
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: zapcold him then nazistar!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: 6: Fygar's Retarded Cousin
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 6: retarded aligator head hting
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: 2: lakitu cloud from super mario bros 3
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 1: whale!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: 2: A CLOUD
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 3: bronto burt with huge legs
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: AH! I knew there was a pacman!!!
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: 3: is a yugioh card named friendship
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: it literall yis
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: 4: wants to die
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 9: worse than rangda bangda
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: 9: colored boombox man
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: 9: haunted circus tent from earthbound confirmed for brawl
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: 7: TANK MAN

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: isn't the ? boss from the x-games?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Lief: Yeah

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Don't hit on head-rumble robot. He doesn't swing that way.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: DONT HIT ON: +
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: HIT ON=
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yeah idk what was up with "Don't shoot these parts"
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: zapcold, then nazi star
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: head-rumble bot is confused <("???")
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: he is probably thinkng "what do i hit on? i was never told what to hit on"
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: "i hope it's not plas-man"
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: TARGET! TARGET!

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what the hell is X
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and why is it a severed pair of legs

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: ? boss: halberd core, with rocket jets
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: an alarming number of these robot masters employ rocket jets, which is confusing as they all seem to be electrically powered
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: is there a gas station somewhere in the hidden skull
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: there is an exxon-mobil station
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: pump 'n go
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: 'wait wait wait, I just have to fill up the tank'

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: it kinda looks like head-rumble bot has one of screman's arms
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: alternatively: screwman for an arm
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: gordon screman
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2010, 04:34:43 PM »
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: best weapon to kill him! half the weapons of the game!



[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: DR WILY MEGABOSS
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: dr. wily: guards: dr. wily
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Redundancy!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ... why does he guard himself?
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: because he is a man, and men are concerned primarily with self-preservation
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: human nature at its finest

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He's infinitely much harder OUT of his humongous fucking machine
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: dr. wily in cyber suit: hahaha you have to use the mega buster
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: fuck you man!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: megbuster is the only weapon what works on him

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: mauler
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: weapon: mauling.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: appropriately named!
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: [coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: mauler
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: [coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: weapon: attack like bear
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: altfire: requires 50 shells

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: "Chain-nailed arms"
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That was me trying to write "Plates with spikes on chains"

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is dr wily a gnome
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: good lord what has wily done to himself
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is this what he has become?

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I actually killed Dr. Wily off in one of those future games
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He was still the final boss because aliens had literally taken his brain
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: <DrWily> Oh nooo, my braaaains!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: braaaaiiiins
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I killed off a lot of characters there
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Forte was the first named one to bite it
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: megaman as well?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Megaman needed to be DARK and EDGY
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: like the main char in that last game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: In the ending to the final one, everyone died
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: quatra
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: MOVING
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: SWIFTLY
[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: ALONG
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: ROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Then there was some deus ex machina which was written as the worst trainwreck ever
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2010, 04:37:23 PM »
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: nazi star: hits you back in the face



[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes, I actually tried to give an in-story justification for how the passwords let you skip ahead

[coral4]Saber[/coral4]: ray kick
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: wait, nine weapons?
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Ray Kick. I think theres a wrestling reference to be made here. Probably
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: I'll ask derry about it later maybe...

[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: the illustration of mega-man literally holding the password screen in his hand is amazing
[coral3]Tenda[/coral3]: "i filled out the card, dr wily!"

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: proto shot and proto shield
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Proto Shot was a hidden weapon
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: bubble bomb: useless as all fuck
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: screwbomb, sticks into the wall... could be used to put up paintings
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: WITH BUSTER LOAD
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Buster Load was ALSO something you actually had to pick up during the game
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Ray Kick: Fucking pointless
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Note how on every picture of Mega Man I draw, he has the buster
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It switches hands, too
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: he should have really had the BUSTAH WULF
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: busta rhymes!

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: moving swiftly along
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Already?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, sure thing
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: but I've still got my pants on!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: all right, I'm good
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We now leave fifth grade
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We now leave the Nintendo 64
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Two games left, in four pictures
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: In sixth grade, I made two small Mega Man games. They were meant for the Game Boy.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Not color, not advance, the original Game Boy.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This is Mega Man Pocket.
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ftw
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Pocket Man
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2010, 04:42:47 PM »
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: ah dr. wily's so cuuuuute



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: double man
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: This one page has everything for the first Mega Man Pocket
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: eyebeam!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: THE WILD
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: DOUBLE MAN: TWICE GUN
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Eye Beam first shot out a bit, grew and eye, and then the beam homed in
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: HAND: HAND GUN
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: snowball... not a very effective weapon against robots
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Snow Ball sucked
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Charged up Snow Ball was a small ice ball

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: lol: snowman use mega buster?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: you seem to not GET the point of a circle
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: is there points in circles?

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: Blade Man! Does he have metal blades that are just as broken as metal mans?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: wait, you fight quint from jaws
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i don't even

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what is with "Hand", "The Wild", etc
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: dark gadon looks awesome though
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: are they robot masters or what
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: SK: They're bosses
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But not quite robot masters

[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: GA DON: SHOOTS FORKS OUT OF ITS EYES
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: SMALL GA DON: SHOOTS FORKS OUT OF ITS FEET
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: BIG GA DON: SHOOTS SPORKS OUT OF ITS MOUTH
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: it's the utensil army!!!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: this don is much big'ga

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: LIZER: I just made a cool pattern, look!@

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: uh
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: big ga don's arm
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: is in
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: a very
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: special spot
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Oh god.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It is.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So is Dark Ga Don's.

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: sound man: sound shock... sounds shocking...

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: are lasers shooting out of gadons eyes
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I don't know WHAT it is, but yes, it's from the place where the eye should be
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i thought those were facing the other way at first, and those were deer antlers

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: ZOR FROM THE FUTURE
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I have no idea what's up with Zor. Or Mong.
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: whatsup, mong

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: dr wily, now with extreme sideburns

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: But yeah, I think we're done with this game.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So, it got a sequel.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: And.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Goddamn.
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2010, 04:46:47 PM »
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Mega Man has a nice deer in headlights look



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: DANDY J
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: machine man is a lumberjack!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: Megaman: Metal Edition
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: "hey, same to you, claw man!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: five of those guys are close combatants...

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: oh god
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: bounce man
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: what
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: it's a fucking pop-o-matic
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Bounce Man is literally a ball

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: hahahaha
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i love how sword man has "SWORD" written on him

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: RUSH CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: RIP AND TEAR
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: rush chainsaw!! twist and shout!! rock and roll!!

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: you've got jetflame, also known as giant cock
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: you've got rush power, also known as more giant cock
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: holy fuck jetflame
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what the hell did you

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: beat: aka some texan guy's head
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Rush Jet and Power are straight out of Mega Man 6
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: In fact, this one is more than anything inspired by Mega Man 6

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: PUNCH MANS HEAD IS A GIANT FIST
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: KENNY YOU ARE A GENIOUS HERE IS 5000 DOLLORS

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I like how the bouncing balls bounce higher as they bounce along
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: Rush jet: seizure time!!!!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: so rockets explode into a cloud of eyeballs? Noted.
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i'm a rocketman

[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: mega man looks like he's only wearing underwear in this game
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: Mega Man: for adults only

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i do like how a series of projectiles are from 4 robot masters based around MELEE COMBAT
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: does machine man also have a chainsaw
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: claw man looks like he's a bleeding murderous psycopath... with hooks

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: So, anyway
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: The story in this one was that a new mad scientist was in town
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: (guess who it really was)
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: He was called
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: dr doppler?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Dr
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: KHAN
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: KJHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: did he find the anubis sword
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: did he follow the late Dr Chaka?
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[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2010, 04:50:04 PM »
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: <Kenny> As you probably have realized, I suck



[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: note to self: fill in squares later
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: only four of the bosses found
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yeah, that one was never finished.

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: there's a secret path to a scorpion in the ground

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: "Master of ____" was from Mega Man 6, bosses had those kinds of subtitles
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: master of jet kicks master of double sword's ass, apparently
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: why wasnt punch man the KING OF THE IRON FIST
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: master of rockets is a rather fitting picture... he flew away
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I seriously have no idea.

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: what is punch man's lower half
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: like, seriously, what is it
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: SK: I wish I knew
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: I think he was originally planned to have legs, but he ended up hovering for no reason

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: AND THEN THEY BECAME A FAMILY
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: THATS THE WAY WE BECAME THE BRADY BUNCH

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: is that a K coin from jersey devil!?
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: jetman has hair curlers
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and a ninja bandana
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: RUBBER RIDER :eyebrows:
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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2010, 04:54:00 PM »
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: I like how there's a forest on top of wily's castle



[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: ooooh, lightning girl!
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: sexy lady
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: SANB MAN
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: AKA OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: OH DEAR
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: MUSCLE BROTHERS
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: THEIR FACE
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: muscles brothers: the Michelin man finds his long-lost brother

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: axe machine
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: TIGER UPPERCUT
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: bounce axe!
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: timer set get out fast (!?)
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: rocket axe!
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: That means "Axe Man here, use Machine Gun"
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: god
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: you use axe for three poeple
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Well, one of them is Wily
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: and bounce for no one, heh

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: if w is wily and k is khan, what's p and s?
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: beyond empty that is
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Those are the hidden stages
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: S is Scorpion
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: I see
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: very hidden.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: P is Proto Man
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: holy shit it was a scorpion
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i was right?
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Yes
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: It was a fucking desert, of course it was a scorpion
[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: i just saw "ground"

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Fire Tiger must be insanely well balanced
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Standing on one foot like that

[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: did someone mention the secret path to the snail? because it should be mentioned... because it's a frigging secret path to a frigging snail!

[coral7]Yoshi[/coral7]: moving swiftly along
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's nowhere to move along to.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: There's no more pictures.
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: We're done.
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

[8:44:51 PM] MelvanaInChains: luckily thought i beat the shit out of sephiroth with a zombie so there's that

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Re: Kenny's Childhood Robot Masters
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2010, 04:54:48 PM »
FINAL THOUGHTS

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i just
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: i dunno
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: seaman?
[coral1]Gamma Metroid[/coral1]: pupquinizer
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: plasman.

[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: Eye Man and Sould Man I recycled later
[coral8]Kenny[/coral8]: *Sound
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: He's a Soooul man
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: and now they are plastic can man

[coral6]SK[/coral6]: holy shit i am suddenly dead tired
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: uhm
[coral6]SK[/coral6]: kenny you are a gayfo
[coral9]Lief[/coral9]: 'nighty!
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> i am playing as a mii named kawaii luv btw
[19:48] <Soaprman[1]> so you know that's me

[8:44:51 PM] MelvanaInChains: luckily thought i beat the shit out of sephiroth with a zombie so there's that