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Topic: The anecdote: the story: the topic  (Read 826 times)
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Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:12:27 PM
The anecdote: the story: the topic
« on: December 16, 2017, 02:12:27 PM »

This is a fucked up story. but only about pg-13, but still be ware

I made a secondary facebook account so i could interface with byron hussie and his alf podcast crew because he wanted me to be on the alf podcast. and they are some tim and eric fans so they were facebook friends with crew such as palmer scott, DLH and michael q schmidt. i added palmer scott and dlh and then michael q schmidt, likely after being recommended me as a friend, added me and i gladly added him back becaude who could forget raise my roof or winter man. i thanked him for the add and promised him that i was keeping it trimmed and wet for him (an homage to the chrimbus special bit where traditional caretaking of ornamental bush is framed in terms that evoke the shaving of outer labia and the moisture of vaginal secretions produced by female sexual arousal) and he said Just the way I like it and added me on what appeared to be his personal facebook and private messaged me saying hi from it. At this time i began to feel nervous because i thought that maybe M.Q.S. was interpreting this as a heterosexually flirtatious move on my part. i mean, im not the most attractive woman on gods green earth but i have enough boob size and hair length to pass for the duration of a face book pic, and who knows if he even remembered the bit i was referencing, and i didnt know how to react because im in a relationship and im not into guys and ive never had to let a guy down before. But it turned out that this was all the product of my fevered imagination! michael q schmidt, the nude actor and erstwhile comedian, was nothing but a perfect gentleman. we talked about his wide ranging body of work and how he posed as bacchus for an art class recently. thats my anecdote story.

tldr: dont rely on tldr. we are all adults here. have some decorum and go back and read my story in its entirety.
Ben
Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:17:45 PM
Re: The anecdote: the story: the topic
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2017, 02:17:45 PM »

thats wild, great story
Ben
Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:17:55 PM
Re: The anecdote: the story: the topic
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2017, 02:17:55 PM »

byron seems like a fun guy
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Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:18:26 PM
Re: The anecdote: the story: the topic
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2017, 02:18:26 PM »

Hes an absolute angel
Ben
Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:19:45 PM
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2017, 02:19:45 PM »

i like his twitter content and i'm in his facebook group for like garfield memes or whatever
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Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:40:30 PM
Re: The anecdote: the story: the topic
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2017, 02:40:30 PM »

i guess its normal for grown ups to like the most retarded forms of humor imaginable and still br jusy regular and functioning. i mean hell, look at us...
Ben
Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 02:47:14 PM
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« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2017, 02:47:14 PM »

still fakeposting after all these years,
Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 05:36:41 PM
Re: The anecdote: the story: the topic
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2017, 05:36:41 PM »

facebook is wierd o_O;
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Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 06:28:06 PM
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2017, 06:28:06 PM »

Facebook is sort of the "weird twitter" of the internet
Ben
Permalink  •  December 16, 2017, 06:29:42 PM
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« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2017, 06:29:42 PM »

deep posting on weird facebook, doing a big irony
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