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Topic: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT  (Read 556 times)
Scrow Funk
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Permalink  •  December 26, 2017, 02:09:26 PM
Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« on: December 26, 2017, 02:09:26 PM »

Q: What kind of bird likes to smoke weed?

A: A puffin.

Scrow Funk
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Permalink  •  December 26, 2017, 02:09:39 PM
Re: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2017, 02:09:39 PM »

that's all i've got

Permalink  •  December 26, 2017, 03:50:26 PM
Re: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2017, 03:50:26 PM »

Q: What animal doesn't like to do things partially?

A: An ALLigator
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Permalink  •  December 27, 2017, 11:42:20 PM
Re: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2017, 11:42:20 PM »

What is a buffaloes favorite Foot Ball Team

Buffalo Bills!

What is a seahawks favorite one of them

Seattle Seahawks!

What is a Beavers favorite One?

Cleveland Browns (Hint: Beavers are brown!)
Ben
Permalink  •  January 01, 2018, 10:02:22 AM
Re: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2018, 10:02:22 AM »

what kind of dog is best at magic



a labracadabrador
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Permalink  •  January 07, 2018, 01:25:09 AM
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« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2018, 01:25:09 AM »

What kind of Crab is best at Threads

King of Threads Crab
Permalink  •  September 03, 2018, 05:19:02 PM
Re: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2018, 05:19:02 PM »

what do you call a tuna that you can blow into to make a soud?

a KAZOOna
Permalink  •  September 03, 2018, 05:19:39 PM
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2018, 05:19:39 PM »

i accidentally double clicked the post button but it says the message body is empty so i need to post something to get past the post form. sorry for spamming this thread
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Permalink  •  October 28, 2018, 01:19:05 AM
Re: Animal Jokes!!! Post all your favorite animal jokes ITT
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2018, 01:19:05 AM »

(In someone who believes that ghosts are a type of animal voice) What kind of animal blows a kazoo? A BOO-na. wait fuck. a ka-BOO. urgh its all fucked up
Permalink  •  December 06, 2018, 10:26:23 PM
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2018, 10:26:23 PM »

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It's called the x button in the US you dumbfuck
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