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From the distant planet of Paragon Five...
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woowwwaaaooowwhooooaaaoowwww
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Also Jaleco, they made this...
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It's Karnaaj! Good thing they left the guy from the box art off of the title screen.

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Time to start a career in this garbage.
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Yep.
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No funny names this time, guys!
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whoa now
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They didn't put the guy from the cover but boy fucking howdy did they make an honest effort.
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Let's career it up.
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Elite, huh? I can dig it.
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To reach the top you have to be the best.
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Aw, how nice of Mr. Leppa to give us stuff to start off with.
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Nonsense. Everyone knows fast cars win races.
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Anything, up to and including freaky guys with blue hair.
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Let's see, we can pick this...
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...or this wooden thing...
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...or THE MOTHERFUCKING FLINTSTONES CAR. YABBA DABBA
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I colored it red, because beating me is as hard as squeezing blood from a stone?
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Here's a menu for doing things between races.
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I spend money to buff my... engine. You mean leg muscles, right?
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They're prehistoric theming this game something fierce.
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That's right, everyone. This is one of those old Micro Machines-styled games.
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yabba dabba admire the landscape
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yabba dabba drive into a rock
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yabba dabba pass this guy under the bridge
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It feels like I'm driving on some weird model of a racetrack.
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Record lap, but that's not saying much. I'm doing pretty badly. The controls are a little rough for a keyboard, and I hadn't even figured out the shoulder buttons for rockets and mines yet.
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Driving over "MONEY" gives you a bit of bonus cash after the race. Guess they couldn't come up with an icon for money?
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So I finish third... not bad? I guess?
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Yep, you got me good, DJ Star...
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gettin paper
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Look at these cool racing dudes. Wow these racing dudes sure are cool.
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Wait, isn't that the track I was just at?
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Looking pretty palette-swapped, just like that one guy's hair.
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Karnaaj ensues as I pick a fight with this dude.
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over the river
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and through the woods
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to DAMN IT WILL YOU GUYS JUST STOP ALREADY? I'M TRYING TO WIN OVER HERE. THANKS.
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Whipping out some Initial D-level cornering here...
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stop dude
just stop
stop
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He didn't stop. He goed. I didn't go enough. This happened because of it.
Well, that's enough of that game.
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