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Topic: December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!  (Read 5777 times)
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Permalink  •  December 15, 2012, 12:42:16 AM
December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!
« on: December 15, 2012, 12:42:16 AM »

For December 15th, I thought I'd go the route of Scrow Funk. I'm gonna do three games here from the Sega Genesis. Each one I'll do one level of the game. Possibly will extend these to an actual fest if I feel like it.

First up we have: Panorama Cotton! One of my favorite shooter games on Genesis!



SEGA!




What the fuck is this shit! :cranky:




Some Japanese shit.



P! As in Pee in my butt! Lolz I'm so mature.



Panorama! Sweet must be some awesome panorama view.



Panorama Cotton! (Don't know why it cut off the top. stupid emulator)



So story is some bitches got some fairies.



Then Cotton goes and beats up some Sonic the Hedgehog enemies.



"I'm such a slut Oh no!"



I seriously have no fucking clue what's going on here now.



Finally! (The top part is the life bar)



Pew pew! Killing random shit is fun! You gain levels as you kill stuff. Your shots get stronger each level. 5's the max.



Seriously the backgrounds in this game make me think someone was smoking some major shit while designing them.



Sweet killing bronies now!



Crap! Killed by a pikachu! :(



Or not! In the words of the Doctor: allons-y! (Thanks save states!)



Hmm something tells me I should go down.



Woah it's like an underground city or something!



Seriously what the fuck's up with these enemies. I feel like I'm fighting rejected kids show characters.



What the fuck is this boss? A circus tent?



You get magic spells that act like the bombs in most shooter games. This one is the "fire" element.



Yay he explodes into sparkles!



End of level bonus stage! Tea time! You gain life and points depending on what color tea cup you grab. If you shoot them you just get points.



Yay results screen!


That ends my quick fest of Panorama Cotton. The game's really fun, worth trying to do a video playthrough. The music and voices in the game really make it worth while. It's definitely one to try out sometime.

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Permalink  •  December 15, 2012, 12:43:36 AM
Re: December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 12:43:36 AM »

Next Up: Aladdin! This is possibly my favorite of the Aladdin games. The sprites are all hand drawn and really well done!



Dat Sega Logo!



Oh shit he just killed Iago! Shit's about to go down son.



Heh virgins.



Yay title screen!



Oh shit the Scarab!



I like how it tells you who to save because ya know it's not totally obvious.



Our story begins...



In Agrabah market.



Other way dip shit.



Shit Aladdin's on a killing spree!



That smoke is a black lamp item going off. It kills all enemies on the screen.



You're too slow!



These guys are funny. They start off by eating cookies and stuff then sometimes you can get them to drop thier pants.



You really can't tell in still shots, but they really love to show off the character animations wherever they get the chance. It's really well done!



These guys stick their hands out and it actually hurts Aladdin if he touches them. I often refer to them as the "gropers".



I'd totally do a flip too if I were to jump on flag poles.



Look it's the dude from the begining of the movie!



"I've got a lot of good things on sale stranger!"



Yay I beat the level. Now let's try to stab my own leg while I run away!



Genie bonus level! Get a Jafar and you lose! (The laughing adds salt to the wound)



Yay bonus time!



Basically you just got to avoid pots until the 1-up Icon comes down!

That's it for Aladdin. It's another game I highly reccomend playing through. It's one of the best of the Disney movie games on any console. While the SNES one Scrow fested is good, the animations alone are a huge reason why I believe this trumps the SNES game.


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Permalink  •  December 15, 2012, 12:45:28 AM
Re: December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 12:45:28 AM »

Bonus round!



EA! Before they became shitty!



This guy looks shady.



Oh shit it's the cops!



Another rainy day here at ACME.



I can tell you where she's not. In jail!



64K Ram! Top of the line bitches!



Detective Goatse reporting in. Heh heh



Definitely female. Yup.



Shit someone done stole the treasure!



We basically have a week to catch this slippery female! Could it be Carmen herself?  :layton:



Wow this place is a paradise! Who would commit a crime here?!



Welp let's get started by going to the bank. :layton:



So this is where you use that big giant encyclopedia that comes with the game. Since I don't know where mine is, I'll use the magic of Google!



Next the harbor: The man says red and blue flag. interesting.



"Under" heh heh heh.



So let's check some dossiers out. This is Carmen. She likes Tacos. Don't think it's her. She doesn't drive a limo.



Let's see what the computer says. She's female, and rides a limo. Compute! (normally I wouldn't do this so early, you can just leave the info in there and compute at a later time).



 :wow: I got real lucky! But we can't issue a warrent just yet.



Hey! No sleeping on the job!



Ironic that Iceland is pretty green.



Let's check the Bank again... OH shit! We're on the right track it seems!



What the fuck's up with this lady?



 :layton:



Europe has a lot of "Under" secretaries! And bitch you just repeated what the last girl said. Ugh



I randomly chose Oslo and was right. Here we go again!



What an ugly mug. Least he said something useful.



I really love how creepy these faces are.



What the fuck is up with this guy? Oh well let's go to Canada.



Time to check into my hotel.



Oh shit!



Awesome! I know exactly where she's going now.



The last guy said that...oh wait what's that about mountains?



Welp she likes to climb mountains. Again this wouldn't be enough normally, but since there's only two suspects let's take a deeper look.



Here's sweet Dazzle Annie. Here we can see she likes Tennis. So it must be...



BOom we got our man...errr woman. And boy she sure likes to party!




Nice! Now we just gotta find the bitch.



Green yellow and red flag. Hrm, I'm stumped. I'm gonna randomly pick a country again.



Bamako...looks kinda seedy to me.



Oh snap! We're definitely getting close!




Gosh! She's trying to get away! After her!



Hup hup hup!



Got her!



Awesome! Good job rookie Goatsie!



Carmen's still at large, but I think we're going to take a break from now. Goatsie is working hard to keep our streets clean of crime!

Permalink  •  December 15, 2012, 06:04:26 PM
Re: December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 06:04:26 PM »

Wow, traveled the world to chase down someone who stole a necklace you can buy for $30 on eBay.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/?_nkw=boar%27s%20tusk%20necklace&clk_rvr_id=426256045534

That game does look pretty neat though. Like Mario is Missing but way less bad?
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Permalink  •  December 15, 2012, 07:06:59 PM
Re: December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 07:06:59 PM »

Yeah Carmen Sandiego was the shit back in the day. I had it on PC myself and I also had Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego on NES.

Permalink  •  December 16, 2012, 02:49:45 PM
Re: December 15: Namine's Genesis Quick Fests!
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2012, 02:49:45 PM »

1) Bitmaps
2) We covered both Aladdin games in a week. Go POS, go!
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