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Topic: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest  (Read 55632 times)
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #105 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Added this lousy emoticon. :lousy:
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #106 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY



Well, it's gym time, but I could use some items. Time to give THE EGG Fly and and head over to the department store.



a a a a a a blah blah a a



a a a a a OH FUCK



That is NOT fucking happening.



Apparently I'm not up to the task of navigating menus to teach HMs today.



POKeMON for some 50 years. He's said to be good at freezing opponents with ice-type moves. That means you should melt him with your burning ambition!

Notice how he doesn't mention "fire-type". That's kind of because nearly everything in this gym is also half water, and the ones that aren't are mostly half ground (which doesn't defend against fire, but can wreck its shit as an attack just fine). At least it's slightly better than the Gastly brigade...



Anyways, slippery ice puzzle.



TOTALLY RADCORE



Use Endure randomly today...



...and it will fail when you most need it.



I like to imagine he just is constantly in the middle of a sick board trick during the entire battle. TO THE XTREME!



1) You don't have tiny little boards for your Pokemon
2) You're on ICE you retard



Too bad that's WEAK TO PARALLEL PARKING I CHOOSE YOU DRIVING INSTRUCTOR



Clarissa explains it all, except why she's skiing on ice. I guess it's like, skiing hard mode.



Dewgong are serious damage sponges and right annoying little bastards. They're all over this gym.



That's why I throw out our overleved friend here with the electrical attacks. Plus, in this gym it's Headbutts and ice moves, both of which steel resists. No water, which is one of the few things steel DOESN'T resist.



DO THE DEEEEEEEEE



SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP



She's actually got kind of an angry face for someone who's skiing.



I forget what was "not very effective" and yet took away pretty much all my health, but it has to be ice SOMETHING.



Fear my ultimate strategy:



OBSSESIVE MOVE REARRANGING!

Anyway the fact that the only fire move Toasty has is shitty Ember is going to be a problem and I hope he learns something decent right soon.



My Full Heals don't really help against a Lovely Kiss lockdown, so I have to keep giving him Ember commands and hope he wakes up before the "double"slaps do too much damage.



...that's it? Ugh, you need some serious training.



Ground is good against Ice!



Ice is good against Ground!



Not much to do but go for pure levels now, as well as defense against everything.



And that still doesn't really help against all the putting me to sleep.



I think I had to use multiple healing items for this one. Eesh, that was a fight.



I spent way too long figuring out how to get here.



Oh shit, it's ancient Charlie Brown!



Two flinches mean I get through the first Pokemon without a scratch.



Next is a Dewgong, which takes a few hits but Triforce can stand up to all that very well.



No, I don't think letting quad-damage moves hit me is a good idea.



And despite some item annoyance, having Akuma use Surf while being protected from Blizzards and such takes quick work of Piloswine.



Honestly, Roxanne was way tougher than you. Though maybe that's because we don't have a decent fire type.



As opposed to dishwashers.



It's pretty stupid!

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #107 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Hi, I'm Daisy!

DAISY, how are things going? I called because something weird is happening with the radio broadcasts. They were talking about TEAM ROCKET. DAISY, do you know anything about it?

...hey, wait, how does Elm know I've run into Team Rocket all over the place? And if he doesn't, why is he calling me about this? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME NAKED THROUGH MY POKeGEAR YOU PERVERTED OLD MAN

Maybe TEAM ROCKET has returned. No, that just can't be true. Sorry to bug you. Take care! *click*

Hmm, whatever might give you that idea? Let's turn on our radio and see.



..."Maybe" Team Rocket has returned, Elm?



Wow, that's just pathetic.



Huh, I thought this guy would still be here until Team Rocket is dealt with. That's surprising.



Just before I decide to turn back and save this route for later, I stumble into the farthest reaches of this guy's trigger zone.



Oh wow, this could get silly. Or just useless.



Can't be any worse than Leer, though.



smoke weed every day



Hi, BURNT BERRY!

...wait...



Well, time to head back to friendly Goldenrod City!



Nothing suspicious here!



Well, gee, just write my jokes for me, game.



Alright, time for some daring do and shit. This shouldn't take long, right?

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #108 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



This floor is incredibly tacky. Wait, you're talking to me? Fine, let's get this over with.




Metronome



Jigglypuff pictured not giving a fuck



People who revel in simply being evil in real life: serial killers/rapists, ?

Actually, maybe that means I should be scared.



I just can't respect a criminal organization that plans to run their enterprise on the backs of Rattata.



This is what happens when you don't keep your Pokeball maintained. It isn't pretty.

Spoiler for Alternate, less universal caption:
Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off of data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster: four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward.



The Egg: You're kidding, right, Daisy?



No, making her kiss a Grimer isn't enough to undo all the happiness that is needed for a happiness evolution. Only half the damage shown in the picture was from this.



Then, she roleplays a spider.



The Egg: Okay that's it, fuck that, I'm out of here, no kissing here.



This should be a snap, right?



:oops:



Hmm, let's get silly.



I missed the shot, but this was followed up by a "It's not very effective...' message. :sigh:



"Seriously, sometimes I'll just order them to jaywalk. Just to feel the rush!"



Ugh, not this shit.



Just, suck on this, okay?



That is some pro-tier timing on that explosion effect on the mouth, there. :egg:



*pulls his pants down and moons him while flipping him off*



In this battle, Porygon just turns into like 30 different types with Conversion and Conversion2 while I keep trying to Guillotine forgetting the level rule. I'm pretty sure we were an embarassment to all Poke-battling everywhere. And for some reason I have like, 40 pictures of it.



Is that what you were expecting? Wrong! I'm an imposter! I pretended to be the real thing to prepare for our takeover. Do you want to know where we hid the real DIRECTOR? Sure, I'll tell you. But only if you can beat me!

I'm so glad all the villians are so eager to spill all their secrets as long as I beat them up.



That is a haircut there, sir.



ow



STOP THAT

(no, this isn't the ONLY plan he had. In fact these guys might have been on their last legs iirc.)



I like to imagine he said "underground warehouse" in a silly faux-dramatic voice.



"I mean, you probably would have gotten a lot less far if I hadn't HANDED YOU THE KEY, but, you know."

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #109 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Oh snap, nobody cleared out the underground. That means some bitches are getting seriously pwned today.



You? I just fought a Rocket exec...



Conversation cliff notes: WALUIGI NUMBER ONE



You know, I never noticed it before, but the sprite work on Silver's hand and Pokeball grip is... very odd. I can't even figure out how the hand is postioned, which of course means the Pokeball is oddly attached as well.



His first two dudes are completely unnotable, and then he goes for type advantage and brings out the ringer third (instead of fifth, as he still doesn't have a full team).



Type advantage doesn't seem to do much when Sidekick has a glass jaw, it appears. Two hitted by Flame Wheel.



I think you're learning from the wrong people, Waluigi.



Probably not useful at all, but neither is Tackle, so in it goes.



No point to this shot. Sneasel is just cool.



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...Why... Why do I lose? I've assembled the toughest POKeMON. I didn't ease up on the gas. So why do I lose?

Sorry, you lose because I was actually in a platformer. You were just invented to be tall and lanky.



:hellyeah:



Damnit, I already did a Malkavian mod joke...

Is what that LANCE guy said true? That I don't treat POKeMON properly?



I'd make a Gundam joke, but then I'd be making a Gundam joke. Random shit I remember from Toonami... :whistful:

Are they really what I lack? Are they keeping me from winning?

No, but go ahead and think that anyway, it'll probably be best in the long run.

I... I just don't understand. But it's not going to end here. Not now. Not because of this. I won't give up my dream of becoming the world's best POKeMON trainer!

daisy im worlds #1 pokemon trainer



...wow. Sidekick got some experience on mon 2, and then died to Quilava... but apparently, since he evolved at the end of the battle, it made him un-dead when the evolution increased his HP stat and he got that much HP added to his current HP. I had no idea that was even possible.

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #110 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Hi, I'm Daisy!



...wow. Damn. The translator must have been getting a little goofy at this point...



BUTTTONS!!!!!!! :!!!:



yoink



Well, this might be a bit of a pain.



Oh, Egg, you lugnut.



That's, marginally better?



Uh... camera guy? A little lower, please?



So yeah, you just kind of have to throw bullshit switches and guess an order and there's really no rhyme or reason to it. Apparently you can do it with just 3 flips, but I must have messed it up somehow and so I ended up assuming it was more complicated. I think I flipped switches like 80-90 times, no joke. And of course I found all the goodies before I found the way onward...



That's a big bite you took there, Toasty...



Well this is fucking useless.



GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH



Oh shit, I'm being robbed by a three year old.



Notice the massive difference between attack and sp. attack. Don't use Surf with this guy, seriously. ...you might want to keep him away from special attackers as well.



But you wouldn't believe how lost I was just before this...

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #111 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Okay, now I'm terrified I'll run into a chaingunner.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh it's you



Metronome bonus fun: The Egg just passed a defense down from Tail Whip to the incoming Pokemon this way.



Just picking up drugs in the corner of a warehouse filled with mafia goons, that's all.



Oh, lovely.



obligatory meme post



Really TINY coins.



Aw, you're ruining my fun!



holy shit, I'm actually doing it

its actually happening

STOMP -> MINIMIZE COMBO, BITCHES



Screenshot from the short-lived Game Boy Color-ier



GET EQUIPPED WITH
WORTHLESS TM



Mostly blah blah blah here's the red card key, but

There's no telling what they'll do if they control the transmitter. They may even be able to control POKeMON using a special signal!

It was at that moment I noticed that his top hat was actually made of tinfoil.

You're the only one I can call on. Please save the RADIO TOWER... And all the POKeMON nationwide!

I guess I can't call you paranoid if you've been kidnapped and replaced with a body double by the mob, but... no I can actually call you paranoid.



FUCK YES

Especially as we have no real hold items to speak of.



I end up in the basement of the department store. Man, this whole segment is actually really long.



oh shit, fourth wall breaking hair

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #112 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



You know, the mod where everyone's a Soldier.



"Yeah, we'll call this a Rocket Executive battle. No, don't worry about changing anything else."



Although that level is pretty impressive. Yikes!



Triforce is still the ...thing for the job, though.

E



It's a CAT

It lives on not giving a fuck



no, don't care



fighting ensues



Hi, I'm Daisy!



You must be quite the trainer.

Hi, I'm Daisy! ...okay, that's the last one. I promise.

We intend to take over this RADIO STATION and announce our comeback. That should bring our boss GIOVANNI back from his solo training.

aka hiding in a cave after being beat by a preteen.

We are going to regain our former glory. I won't allow you to interfere with our plans.[/tt]



That's three executives in four trainers. That's not how boss classes work.



DOGGY



...big doggy. A Faint Attack from that will hurt Akuma pretty bad...



It hurt Graveler pretty bad too! This could be trouble, especially when I'm slower...



...unless I roll a 9, apparently.



And so once again, the leader of Team Rocket disbands the whole thing after getting his ass handed to him. Hooray!



Hi, I'm Daisy!

...I lied. Suck it.

Your courageous actions have saved POKeMON nationwide. I know it's not much, but please take this.



I know it's not much, but please take this ANCIENT ARTIFACT OF GREAT SIGNIFICANCE

There used to be a tower right here in GOLDENROD CITY. But it was old and creaky. So we replaced it with our RADIO TOWER. We dug up that bell during construction. I heard that all sorts of POKeMON lived in GOLDENROD in the past.

...In the past, you say.

Perhaps... That bell has some connection to the TIN TOWER in ECRUTEAK CITY...

Well, that's quite the logical leap there.

Ah! That reminds me... I overheard TEAM ROCKET whispering. Apparently, something is going on at the TIN TOWER. I have no idea what is happening, but you might look into it. OK, I better go to my OFFICE.



But... sir, wait... wait! I...

...why did you say office in all caps?



Well now I'll never know. Time to take advantage of this unused microphone he left me with end this segment. See ya!

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #113 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Alright SK, here's the save file. Obviously, we're next flying to Ecruteak and heading to the Tin Tower there... and I don't know how it goes in Crystal but I'm betting there's a legendary so stock up on a bunch of balls if you're so inclined. After that it's flying back to Mahogany on the top and then going right.

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #114 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »








































"c/~ The Poooooookeball innnnnnnn my life's oooooopen for you... c/~"

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #115 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Good stuff! Certainly wasn't expecting to ever see a space pirate log show up in here.
SCrow Funk
SCrow Funk
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #116 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Quote
Anyway the fact that the only fire move Toasty has is shitty Ember is going to be a problem and I hope he learns something decent right soon.

During my last turn I went back to the Goldenrod Game Center to try to pick up a Fire Blast for Toasty (he doesn't learn another fire attack until 34) but I didn't have anywhere near enough money to buy the coins for it.
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #117 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Come, THE EGG, take us to adventures in lands far away!



RAGECANDYBAR guy is out of the way now. I guess business wasn't so hot even when he blocked a town exit. Nobody wants those shitty things!



Blackthorn City... home of the final gym badge. We can do this, guys!



This will be useful very soon.



HI, BURNT BERRY!



I like what they do with the trees here. I've made way better looking forests in RPG Maker.



*sneak sneak*



Oh no! Sorry, mister!



uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhh



Fishermen use fish pokemon.




Hi, DAISY! How are you? While shopping today, I saw this adorable doll, so I bought it with your money. Sorry! It's in your room. You'll love it!

Someone remember to check our room later and get the doll out!



I'll do anything to get my hands on rare POKeMON!

Anything?  :eyebrows:



cool



"I just love a Kingler on its last leg!"



If a POKeMON has different colors from usual, it's more valuable. What? You mean that's not true?

I was joking! Of course they're more valuable.



We're low on lemonade! Not a big deal for this segment though.



I battled a lot to become what I am today--an elite.

Cooltrainers are basically all full of themselves.



This fisherman's Remoraid used lock-on like three times in a row. What the hell, dude. Do you really need to lock onto a fucking Slowpoke?



:fuckyou:



Do you know about the legendary bird POKeMON?



Yeah, and that's not it.



ARTICUNO, ZAPDOS, and MOLTRES are the three legendary bird POKeMON. I heard there are other legendary birds, though. You know, you really are strong. But I don't want to just slink off... I know! Could I get your number? Let's meet up for more battles!

Like the bird from the first episode of the anime... :itisamystery:

Also, I totally turned this asshole down.

A bird-user friend isn't a bad thing to have, I think... Won't you reconsider?

:nuh-uh:



I'll be the judge of that.



Yep, certainly an ice path.
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #118 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Basically this place is a bunch of ice sliding puzzles.



That and Zubats.



Wouldn't want to miss this! It's kind of useful later.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



This also was a one-hit kill. The wild pokemon are so weak here!



Gotta have rock-pushing puzzles too!



How this works is you push boulders to the lower floor where they act as walls for an ice sliding puzzle. Yep.



This will keep the Zubats away for a while...



For what it's worth, I actually enjoy pusing puzzles.



Maybe it's because I like puzzles in general.



Or maybe I like pushing things.



Maybe I just like seeing my hard work pay off.



Like, seeing something and saying "hey, I built that".



And using that thing I made and taking a bit of pride in it.



And then giving yourself a nice pat on the back. Yeah, it's all good.



This is satisfying, too.



BUT MAYBE IT CAN'T



Don't get excited, just one of those silly items that increases attacks of a certain type by 10%.



Wow, this place sure rickrolled me pretty good! :guh-huh:



I never bothered getting that item but it's probably literally a giant turd.



I did get these, though! So many good things bunched up near the end of this place.



And let's end this cave expedition on a high note!



This is a good name for a Swinub.



Why couldn't all the other ones I found use this?



Wow, you came through the ICE PATH? You must be a real hotshot trainer!

balls of steel



Pretty cool place, yeah.



DRAGONAIR's cute, but I don't have it. Do you have DRAGONAIR♀? Want to trade it for my DODRIO?

Sure...



Wow, nothing gets past you! Good eyes!



o_O;;;



ohhh... you were creeping me out there, man! Watch out!



Anyway, I'm going to leave the rest of this place to the next person. Be sure to visit the MOVE DELETER if you want to!
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #119 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

save
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