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Topic: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest  (Read 38048 times)
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

I didn't know there was anything there left to do D:

Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

I propose skipping the Sprout tower until we need Flash for something. IIRC you can actually get by without having to go into a dark cave until Mt. Silver and by then we can go steamroll all the level 3 Bellsprouts with our level 68 Weedle or whatever.
SCrow Funk
SCrow Funk
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

I skipped it on purpose cause its tedious as hell, y'all
SCrow Funk
SCrow Funk
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Sunlight! Beautiful sunlight! It's like I've been in that cave for days!



Finally, a solution to the Playstation Network downtime, in berry form.



DAISY opened POKEGEAR!

DAISY readied MACE!



?



oh no



oh my GOD MOM get off my CASE



i'm BUSY mom



I can do my OWN shopping mom



k. love you. toodles



How thoughtful! Thank you, shady goon wearing a solid black uniform



Uhhh yeah welcome to like 8 posts ago, grandpa. Looks like the SLOWPOKE aren't the only ones who are slow around here



Pay No Attention to the Slowpoke Butchery Behind the Curtain



if there isnt a dumb youtube with this name, there needs to be



These guys are so friendly! I AM glad he told me that! Why am I here again



WHT APRICORN? wth, lol.







Imagine for just a moment, if you will, coming into a stranger's home, introducing yourself, and instead of the stranger responding in like, being asked if you would like some BALLS



Actually I- okay ._.



Using Pokemon as tools? What kind of absolute monsters would do such a thing?



Oh no! How delicious industrious villanious. After All, Eating Animals Is Wrong



And I suppose I'm the one who has to keep the old dude from getting his head caved in by a bunch of mobsters?
SCrow Funk
SCrow Funk
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Before I head off, though, I need to make an adjustment.



smell ya later you lazy fuckin hunk of rubble



Welcome to the party,



BULLWINKLE! I'm sure you won't be as much of a bumbling chucklefuck as that other guy.



I've heard that it's unsafe down here, but this "plot" certainly isn't going to advance itself



Hi. I'm Daisy.



Yikes, dude. Are you ok?



ohhhh my god i need to find a doctor. oh man. oh god



THIS IS THE ATTIDUDE OF A MAN WHO HAS LOST THE USE OF HIS LIMBS



There is clearly no use arguing with this batshit codger so let's just do what he says.



Suddenly, SLOWPOKE. In SLOWPOKE WELL. Twists and turns abound in this epic saga Pokemon



ANIME POWERUP TIME



(╯
SCrow Funk
SCrow Funk
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



guess that's a "no"



This is looking a bit dicey. I'd better



... let BIOSPARK tough it out. It'll build character



This is the most pathetic "shady operation" I've ever witnessed. These guys are barely even criminals



SUDDENLY



"...sort of"



god forbid you guys lose face from a gracious defeat rather than getting your asses kicked by a literal child



Excellent! A weak little guy to test out how strong our new Poke is!



...

:theegg:



Then another Zubat, and another Zubat. Boring.



Clearly.



Personally if I were in their shoes I'd be thankful for an excuse to get reassigned to some place that isn't quite so dank



Might as well give the little guy a chance. Little guy meaning the grunt, of course

234

poison gas = poison?? *scribbles notes down on hand, changes last name to Tree, gets a PokeResearch grant*



moemon



Noob Down



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/oShTJ90fC34?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/oShTJ90fC34?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>



You Cannot Grasp The True Form Of TEAM ROCKET's Escape



Kurt! You can walk! HALLELUJAH


"TEAM ROCKET has taken off. My back's better too. Let's get out of here."



what the



how did you warp me here


"I like your style!"

Likewise. Not a lot of old dudes can rock the mohawk



Fascinating. Tell me more of these BALLS


"Collect them from trees and bring 'em to me."

APRICORNS, eh?



Indeed I do!



But this is where I'm going to pass the baton on to the next player. Don't forgot about your BALL, Draino...
Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Hello out there in TV land! Draino here! tonight we're going to make me grumble a lot.


12:38 PM. Shouldn't Daisy be on her lunch break right now?



Our team, I guess? It's been a long time since I played any Gen II games but I'm pretty sure we should have more than 2 :pokemon: in the double digit levels by now.



I found this in some corner of our backpack. Why isn't it on our Oddish already? We could be doing slightly more damage with those grass type moves!



someday I dream of a world where apricorns are not judged on the color of their skin...



This sounds like what I ought to be doing...



Why are skinny trees the problem here? I would assume that it would be more difficult to maneuver between two larger-sized trees than two skinny trees.



This sounds like a useful Pokemon! Let's go steal his Pokemon. Now where would I find a charcoal man...



probably here!



It's pretty clear what location we should be investigating! this forest sounds like our next destination.



Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina, he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize...



Upon investigating the Poke Mart, I noticed something odd: none of the loiterers would shut the fuck up about KURT's BALLS.



Talking to the clerk briefly triggered one of my flashbacks to my Mario Kart days. Why oh why had I spent so many nights indiscriminately scarfing down so many golden mushrooms while blazing through Peach Beach?



I tried leaving town to the west, but I was accosted by THAT guy.



Well, they weren't really doing anything criminal but yeah they challenged me [Scrow] to a series of Pokemon battles and I [Scrow] defeated them...



no no no no no I don't like this at all...

Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »


You know why you guys are bad people? Because you left me with only two :pokemon: with moves capable of damaging a Gastly, both of which are Not Very Effective.
(they're Soap's poison sting and Oddish's razor leaf)


Oh actually I guess Eggman's metronome sometimes damages it. But not very much at all. Well let's send in our stupid starter I guess.



that's pretty good! keep doing that Oddish



hooray! go die in a hole you stupid gaseous ball of cocks


 
his Zubat proves to be even more of a pain in the ass! leech life actually hurts a lot when you're underleveled.



also he can do this! which makes that reflect kind of useless, grumble grumble.



this was not one of the prouder moments in my :pokemon: career



luckily, Soap manages to knock the fucking :bat: out



not pictured: fire hedgehog's ember knocking out most of my team



and subsequently all of my team



I woke up to a call from some guy I don't recall giving my number to...



and it's a :Pokemon: booty call. ugh. I am so fucking humiliated right now.



In the interest of overcoming this lousy obstacle I went and grinded a whole bunch of wilds in these two locations. VBA's turbo key helped a lot.



Since grinding is boring as all fuck I didn't take a lot of pictures. Egg's metronome came up with a bunch of interesting random moves though! (also you have no idea how unpleasant it is to grind wilds with metronome as a :pokemon:'s only offensive move)



BETTER ATTACK MOVES. HOORAY.



Ultimately I got our :pokemon: to these levels. Let's go fight that fucking Waluigi guy again!

Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »


I feel it! I feel the cosmos!

Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »


oh hi guy. I do want me some rare attack monsters!



If you don't I'll be sure to report you to the Better Business Bureau.



anyways. WALUIGI TIME.



ODDISH dispatches the gastlyass with no problems...



...and thanks to his newfound rockthrowing ability, BULLWINKLE takes down the batman.
(are there Rocky and Bullwinkle comics in real life? I think that would be a really good idea)


My plan for the Quilava: poison, set up defense...



...and then see what comes out of THE EGG.



Okay egg that was actually really awesome. Good job.



Three turns later, after withdrawing egg to safety, we win. yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah  :cheers:



you only won because all of the POSers preceding me were lazy.



my least favorite starter evolves into something equally dumb. hooray.



especially mondays



You can start with your team. jackass



Weren't there maybe five of them in that well? Not really a very big and tough threat.







Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »


the kindly people in the gatehouse warn me not to stray too far into the deadly forest! there may be wolves...



the forest is a confusing awful maze! with only one path through it and a relatively low encounter rate. not all that terrifying at all!



The charcoal guy? Does charcoal steam? I'm pretty sure it doesn't.



your duck hates you.



I hate you too because this place really isn't all that scary



OH GOD AAAAAAH FUCK AAAAAAHHHHH GONNA DIE



oh! good, it's just a stupid worm.



yay, I get to catch something!



for a 6-pound worm it's just so adorable!~



But what to name it? Hmmm. I didn't go to the bother of making the gif but its little sprite animation there kind of reminds me of something...



 :beefy: this random stupid emoticon. forgive me, Soap, for I have sinned.


 
hey, what's that thing?


Oh! guess I should follow it.



I'm not sure where it's taking me...



the chase is briefly interrupted by this guy.



Hardens and remains motionless to avoid attack, huh? I think I know what to name this guy...



That's not very funny! I thought I had named this RICKSDICK or something stupid like that.



I'm kind of in the middle of something here



those guys aren't rare :pokemon:! kindly fuck off...



An awful lot of adults in this game seem to think I need encouragement to be good. Just sayin'!



a good item.



getting a little lost here...



Damnit, it found its owners again. Now how am I going to steal it?



Can't I just have the duck? I'd kind of rather have that.



I guess that might be useful.



Well, let's try it out.



nothing's happening...



AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH.
I knew there was something I was forgetting.
Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »


I really want to get out of this awful town alreaaaaady



this is a fucking stupid "nickname" and I hate it



I hate you



I already know that and I also hate you a lot



your mother doesn't love you



or the other one either



or your awful "bug :pokemon:"



THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING


 
anyways yeah as you may have guessed this gym is filled with little bugs.
...and they all use insect :pokemon:.



Oh! this doesn't really belong in here but I went and talked to the charcoal guys and they thanked me for not stealing their duck by giving me a piece of charcoal. For some reason this seems like an awful reward.



This kid's hair is green.



I wonder if any gym leader has ever stopped to consider why dedicating themselves to a single type of Pokemon might be a bad idea.


 
Somebody call the police; this guy seems to have lost his gender



Anyways. he has a couple of cocoons which SOAP makes short work of



and his Scyther gets fucking butchered by throwing a couple rocks at it.



yes. give it to me so I can get out of here already.



get! This lets us use cut and traded :pokemon: up to level 30 and doesn't raise any stats.



You can stop right there, I already know I'm not interested in it



I don't understand how a human person can discover a :pokemon: attack. IT MAKES NO SENSE.



hi i'm daisy



I really don't like the Chikorita family very much at all so ODDISH goes in the PC and WENDY comes out.



What the hell, let's have this happen before I hand this off to somebody else.



Yes. Yes, I do. Thanks for noticing.



Okay! That's all for me. Next in line.
Draino
Draino
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

It's your turn, Rick. Keep it secret! Keep it safe!
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

:egg: cellent work so far, everyone! :jawsome:
Rick
Rick
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

(I'm having some trouble getting the game file/save to work and my idea for a update actually fell through so I guess I should pass my turn until I get a idea again or we need someone to grind out several levels as my usual fare.  I hated this part of the game anyway.

SK go on ahead with yours and once soap and I hammer out why my big gay emulator doesnt work and we need a person to grind levels I'll hop back in for my turn)
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