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Topic: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest  (Read 40799 times)
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



you'd think at this point I would remember how to get back



god, not the lost woods again!



phew!  made it out alive!



now, next to the gym... where's the gym again?



that's not it



go away...



ugh whatever I'm not even listening



hmm no gym here either....




there we go



give me that water

you don't know what I went through to get here



"it could fall on you and give you a bruise!"



what is this, a zelda trading quest



...



what



why didn't you just give me that last time?!



also gonna stock up on pokeballs since I apparently have tons of money all of the sudden



"the water smells like stale pee!"



:confused:



might as well try to catch this guy I guess



down+b



down+b down+b down+b



gog damn



whoops :dead:



there we go



why a plant doesn't like water will always baffle me

also, the next person will have to find out what I nicknamed him :blush:
honestly I don't even remember



moving on



...on second thought, I'll go back to the pokemon center first



hey are these rare
I should try to catch it



hmmm



gah



god damn it not you again


"The other day, I was watching my GEODUDE eat some BERRIES.  It looked like it was enjoying its meal, so I decided to try some.  I'm not sure if people should eat that stuff, but it was deilcious!  Lately, I've been running across wild GEODUDE quite often.  They're easily taken care of."



you are weird.
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

ACK! Turn of the filters on VBA or whatever you're using next time!

And yeah I don't know what they were smoking when they laid out Goldenrod.

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



what parent would do that to their children

also, grammar



:jigglypufftakesadump:



owie



oh hey neat



hey, this city isn't named after a flower...



who's this jerk using the pokemon center



Hi, I'm Daisy!



Anyway, he just talks about a thing that's not important or w/e



Recklessly!



So yeah I go fight these kimono girls and they each have one pokemon.  Weak.



"There's a city ordinance that doesn't allow me to continuously wear the same clothes for more than a month at a time."



mom, that money was supposed to go to the homeless shelter!

Shortly after beating all the kimono girls...


"That's SURF.  It's a move that lets pokemon swim across water."

maybe if I had a water pokemon, this would be handy :wonder:

Also, let's check out what mom's been buying for me all this time.



...guys, this probably would have been nice to have.


"your Pokemon?  Well, what's an adventure without treasure hunting?"



I didn't realize that was a yes or no question


"I like that!  Take this with you."


"There are many items lying about that aren't obvious.  Use ITEMFINDER to check if there is an item on the ground near you.  It doesn't show the exact spot, so you'll have to look yourself.  Oh yeah--I heard there are items in ECRUTEAK's BURNED TOWER."



well this looks like a good place to start



what



oh well, this place looks kinds interesting



I'm sorry



Hi, I'm Daisy!


"I heard rumors that Suicune is in this BURNED TOWER, so I came to look.  But where exactly could it be?"



is this it? :o


that's not a Suicine!



"Hi, I'm Morty, and Morty likes to refer to himself in the third person."


"Eusine is here, so I've decided to investigate the tower with him."

just go back to your gym numbnut, I'm the one who's going to find Suicune.

SUDDENLY




"turned green and got bigger ears!"



"crabhammer" :neutral:



Then again, maybe not!



decided to catch this guy because GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL



Again, no clue what I gave him for a nickname :confused:


"I came looking for some legendary pokemon that they say roosts here.  But there's nothing here!  Nothing after all the trouble of coming to this dump?  No way!  It's all your fault!"



uhhh



yikes, gotta get a better pokemon for this one



yeahhh



:facepalmofathousandflames:



that's better




uhh sure whatever you say



ugh this always happens at the worst times



welp
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

ACK! Turn of the filters on VBA or whatever you're using next time!

I think that was a result of resizing the images, because it looks normal when I play it.
BioSpark
BioSpark
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

make sure when you resize them you don't use any filters.
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

I vaguely remember a "better quality" checkbox, and I think I left that unchecked to save space.  That's probably what did it,
SK
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

was it the "Use Resample function (better quality)" check in irfanview

because no that shouldnt be enabled
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

yeah that was it

so uh

I'll go through everything next time to make sure I do it right
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Yeah, no sweat. The images you posted aren't that offensive. :P

So I guess Yoshi is up next!
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Game is played, shots are taken. Might take till Wednesday?

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

dates fine
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Nothing like waking up in the middle of a cave with a splitting headache and vauge memories of fantastic beasts



Who the hell doesn't register this?



"dude, there's like... ROCKS and shit down here! no way!"

SUICUNE raced like a blur, right in front of my eyes! For ten years I chased SUICUNE, and I finally got to see it.

Congratulations, you've spent an entire decade looking for this Pokemon, and I just waltzed in and found it by falling through the god damn floor in the most obvious place to look. Ah, the perils of being an NPC...

I'm all choked up! DAISY, I owe this all to you! Thank you!

...stay back, I have mace Pokemon.

I heard that the legendary POKeMON of ECRUTEAK test chosen humans by allowing them to get close.

"Yes... they, test me, and when I get close enough to see that sweet sweet... erm yeah, legendary."

I'm going to track SUICUNE. DAISY, let's meet again!

Crap, I got myself on this nutjob's stalker list. Well, time to reenter civilization, I guess.



"Rampant destruction makes me HOT!"



Nine tiers? Smogon's getting a bit out of hand...



FUCK



"Psst, you jackass, you were supposed to talk to him first, so I could make sense!"





(I was hoping I'd get a really goofy looking bird/dragon, but this works too. It's a shooter for dumbphones! That despite the title, is actually called Dragon Bird!)



Okay, finally at a Pokecenter, which means time to totally fuck with shit. I ended up just switching out Wendy for Akuma, with not very many other options for new guys to fling into our very special team. Grass is kinda shitty, there's no sense using a flyer that can't Fly (I think). We need a surfer anyway, and Akuma here has all kinds of potential.



Wait, are you serious? Biospark can learn Surf? My instincts wouldn't let me put a special attack on a Pokemon with such a shitty SP. ATK, and Akuma would get Surf regardless because it's the one useful in battle HM, but if Akuma gets off the team or the lure of a surfing Furret proves too much for someone sillier than I to resist, the option's there.



Not like she has a wealth of other moves competing for that slot.



Headbutt is pretty powerful for this stage of the game.



Finally, I give THE EGG Attract. It is now the SEXY EGG!

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Good thing we brought expert motive sleuth Akuma, then!



Spoiler for Hidden:
not a chance



"Hey, I know! Let's make a gym around a type that has a grand total of two families of Pokemon! And we'll ignore one of them! GENIUS"



We have very limited attack options against ghosts right now, but in any case Akuma needs the XP and Surf is kind of overpowered at this point in the game.



I threw a bunch of berries we had on our Pokemon because they had nothing else worthwhile to hold. It actually became useful surprisingly often.



Well, her only attacking move is completely random anyway.



Alright, my newborn prostitute is going strong!



...and then the roulette wheel lands on double zero.



OH GOD WHAT THE



I failed to get a shot of it but if you don't follow the correct path here you fall through the pit and end up back at the start. Irritation, hooray!



Grace is... not the word I'd describe that with.



"What" is that you had your last Pokemon commit suicide with Curse to deal damage to me on my next turn that will never come. Dumbass.



for more pro switching techniques visit my twitter feed #switchbladepokeproz



THE EGG sure learned a lot from, uh, watching more emo gym trainers. (For fuck's sake, he only had the one Pokemon!)



So The Egg now has a ghetto Confuse Ray, Flash, Attract, and Metronome. It's like the ultimate troll build.



...at least it wasn't your last Pokemon this time...



Hi, I'm Daisy!

Here in ECRUTEAK, POKeMON have been revered.

You know, just like the entire rest of the world.

It's said that a rainbow-colored POKeMON will come down to appear before a truly powerful trainer. I believed that tale, so I have secretly trained here all my life.

I'm not sure operating an official league gym counts as "secret" training.

As a result, I can now see what others cannot.

Dude, I can see the stats and the health bars of the world. You've got nothing on me.

Just a bit more... With a little more, I could see a future in which I meet the POKeMON of rainbow colors.

"I've secretly been training to overcome my complete color-blindness, you see."

You're going to help me reach that level!



Is this the shit you're able to see, Morty?

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #73 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



THATS AMAZING SIR



I swear, this gym has done more damage to itself than I have.



I have no idea what the shit I was doing here, other than shaking off Curse. I guess the stupidity is catching.



Good job, you just killed yourself without me laying a hand on you, and you broke the Mean Look that would have had the Curse do something. My God, I am so glad the gym leaders, at least, actually have a clue how to fight in later games.



:emo::emo::emo::emo::emo::emo::emo:



This might have been a threat, since I think he doesn't have Curse, but...



...a lucky Magnitude NINE makes quick work of this round. Bullwinkle gains nearly the entirety of level 22 off of this (Akuma was switching out between pokes)



Bullwinkle is learning all the wrong lessons from these guys.



It's got to be better than Tackle, at least. It's certainly more humor-prone.



FUCK, A USEFUL ATTACK MOVE



Wow, he almost killed a whole 1 of my Pokemon. Okay, I used some potions, but still...



Oh yeah, and with Confusion Akuma is probably our best Pokemon right now.



That's an understatement.



Anyway usual blah blah blah blah... well, except for one thing. We get the Shadow Ball TM. I don't really find a slot for it right now, but it's an ace move. Don't waste it, you guys.



Alright, now for some dungeons exploring.



oh FUCK you

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
Permalink  •  December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM
Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« Reply #74 on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »



Back to adventu- damnit, I should set this thing on vibrate.



Alright, time for some Mario Biking Action.

So, you know, Mario "Kart" Wii.



...I really don't want to say "u mad" here, but I can't honestly think of a better way to put it...



Anyway, the theme of this battle is "Metronome funtimes"



Neat, it has one head for the cartoon angel and one head for the cartoon devil. It must get really confused when faced with a moral dilemma.



Well, he's both confused and asleep. Obviously the next move is to throw another status effect on him! I have to be honest... this isn't the first time I've messed with a build like this (but with something other than Metronome as the finisher). Can you ever forgive me?



You already did that joke, The Egg, get your head in the game



I'd make a joke about this but all his birds Doduo SAME DAMN POKEMON seem to be flightless...

Quote from: Lolicon Jon
i got anime of all tastes and sizes
come down to jon's anime emporium where we can satisfy your anime needs
1000 episode shounens, WE GOT IT
men(or little boys) kissing and loving each other, WE GOT IT
Nosebleeds from seeing the tiniest bit of skin of a woman, WE GOT IT
so come on down to jon's anime emporium down on the highway
like right on the highway
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