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Topic: Project X Zone  (Read 22041 times)
SK
Permalink  •  August 04, 2014, 01:53:15 AM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2014, 01:53:15 AM »

Just a nice clean shot of Q-Bee being hit. Look at that face.



Wasn't he in the last game?

actually, no! his only other appearance was in CROSS EDGE, a game i need to get a hold of so i can see if it is actually any better than nxc ((probably not))
Permalink  •  August 04, 2014, 07:16:44 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2014, 07:16:44 PM »

But... but... it CUT HIM IN HALF!

Actually, maybe Jedah could survive that, I don't know. But nearly anyone else...

You're gonna have to cut Jedah in halfer than that if you wanna take him down!

Permalink  •  August 04, 2014, 07:18:33 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2014, 07:18:33 PM »

Just a nice clean shot of Q-Bee being hit. Look at that face.



zip zop zoobity bop

Wasn't he in the last game?

actually, no! his only other appearance was in CROSS EDGE, a game i need to get a hold of so i can see if it is actually any better than nxc ((probably not))

Man, for some reason I remember him being in NxC. Glad to hear he was allowed to sit that one out!
Permalink  •  August 04, 2014, 08:19:50 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2014, 08:19:50 PM »

You just kind of assume that everyone was in one of the 80% of the chapters that didn't advance the plot one bit that you've blocked out by now.

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Permalink  •  August 09, 2014, 05:53:45 AM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2014, 05:53:45 AM »

So are they just going to introduce characters with bigger tits each chapter or

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Permalink  •  August 12, 2014, 06:42:00 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2014, 06:42:00 PM »

^ I wish, but unfortunately, no. I think Kaguya's got every other character beat. Except maybe Morrigan (who appears soon)?
Permalink  •  August 12, 2014, 07:29:28 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2014, 07:29:28 PM »

What does it say when the only other character with (possibly) bigger tits than you is a sex demon?

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Permalink  •  August 12, 2014, 08:08:10 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2014, 08:08:10 PM »

uhm excuse me but
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Also, contrary to popular belief, [Felicia] also has the largest breasts and hips of any Darkstalkers girl.
i dunno why this was edited out of that wiki page, its incredibly important information that everyone needs to know
Permalink  •  August 12, 2014, 09:30:14 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2014, 09:30:14 PM »

I don't think Felicia is in this game. Big mistake, Namco Bandai Namco Capcom Sega.
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Permalink  •  August 18, 2014, 12:19:51 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2014, 12:19:51 PM »

I've been checking this thread for a long time now ( And read the entire old Namco x Capcom one. ) I've been waiting for this.

Project X Zone is actually the 4th game of the Namco X Capcom canon.

This goes like this :

1 ) Namco X Capcom PS2 ( With Reiji and Xiaomu. )

2 ) Super Robot Wars OG Saga : Endless Frontier - Nintendo DS with english localisation ( With Haken and Kaguya as main characters, they meet both Reiji and Xiaomu in this game. )

3 ) Super Robot Wars OG Saga : Mugen No Frontier Exceed - Nintendo DS Japanese only ( Still with Haken, Reiji, Kaguya and Xiaomu. )
 
4 ) Project X Zone.

My point is, Haken already live 2 crazy adventures a la Namco X Capcom and is quite used to it.

Sänger Zonvolt is actually a very famous character in the Super Robot Wars universe ( and by the fans too, piloting huge mecha with BFS all around. )

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Permalink  •  August 19, 2014, 07:29:30 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2014, 07:29:30 PM »

Crazy. I guess I'll have to give the first of those DS games a try sometime.

As for Project X Zone, the next update is in SK's hands. No idea when he plans on posting. I plan on writing the posts for prologue 5 and chapter 1 this weekend though so I can post them after SK posts his (and then it'll be his turn again with chapter 2).
SK
Permalink  •  August 20, 2014, 06:02:05 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2014, 06:02:05 PM »

Prologue 4 - The Man the Devils Fear (Post 1 of 3)

alright im back

how do i do this again



no thats not it




golly look who it is! our ol' friend valkyrie! she was in NxC!




and his name is dante. he's in Everything Else.

he is currently being an idiot.

No, I'm here because I wanted to hire you. You are Dante, yes? You run the Devil May Cry agency?
Well, lady, I try my best to give priority to jobs from hotties like you.

pxz prologue chapter 4 is just roaring to an amazing start

But if it's the pure, chaste Valkyrie herself, that's another story. Any work you'd give me has gotta be bad news.
"Anything I accept from you would probably be full of plot-induced nightmares and bad translations!"

You know who I am?
Well, yeah. Down in the demon world, you've pretty much been blacklisted.
"And I would know ALL about THAT!"




that winged helmet just gets dante all hot and bothered




"oh hey, yo, 'sup, vampire lord over here, how's it goin?"

I thought you usually had that pudgy green guy with you, lady.
"Yeah, well, even by Namco X Capcom standards, his storyline was a bit stupid, so we cut him."



You! You!?

First a warrior from heaven, and now a vampire of the night, huh. You guys going to a fancy ball or something? Shame I wasn't invited.
yeah its called the ending from im not going to reference nxc anymore in this post ok, ok

So, are you the one they call Dante? The legendary son of Sparda?
"Heard you were in Marvel vs Capcom 3. Shame I wasn't invited."

And you... Valkyrie, the holy fighter. Why are you here?
Surely you must know what is happening in the demon world right now. That, and how the fallout is threatening to extend into the human world.
I do. But that still doesn't explain what you are doing here.
Y'know let's be honest, I'm much more willing to understand why a holy warrior would hire a demon hunter as opposed to a demon appearing in a demon hunter's office.



"y'know jus' some lady, ah'dunno 'er or anythin'."

What about you, Demitri? Why did you come here?
I know little of the human world. I came to hire a guide.
It's telling how Demitri's story revolves around him dethroning the king of demons and reigning supreme over the demon world, but everything he does is just sort of massively incompetent.



morrigan does a surprising amount of talking considering all the cock she gobbles

An astonishing coincidence!
You could subtitle any game in this series with "An Astonishing Coincidence!" really.



whoa, holy shit guys! its morrigan!

I'm glad to see you guys get along, but try not to ignore your host, all right?
"This party's getting... stupid..."

What do you people want from me, anyway?
I want you to come with me to a certain place.
we have to go Do The Thing.

Someplace that I think you would be interested in as well, Demitri.
I suppose anything is more interesting than his usual "sitting around and not ruling the world" schedule.



Someone at Namco figured out that Darkstalkers actually has a villain character, oh shit!

(Head of the Dohma family? This is starting to get serious!)
Okay, so where do you want me to go?






im... sure this means something to someone...





whoa would you look at that there's some stuff




we are greeted by a pair of floating masks guarding a couple of treasure chests. this must have been the horrors valkyrie spoke of!

So, here we are. The pyramid built by the evil Zouna ages ago. We're pretty deep inside by this point, aren't we? I don't like it much.
well either they truly just teleported right here or dante just isnt paying much attention

Indeed. The forces I feel disturb me. And what about this magic circle, Valkyrie?
It appears to be safe for now, but it is extremely unstable nonetheless.
Because when I think 'safe'...

This chamber used to be connected to another world. Even today, monsters still appear from this room now and again.
willie did you forget to turn off the interdimensional portal again!?

What about those treasure chests?
wait, you're telling me you would immediately indentify that as a 'treasure chest' if you really ran into one? what if its just someone's luggage, dude

They somehow found their way here as well, just like these creatures.
"They're just... there, okay!?"

So they're free for the taking, right? That oughta cover my fees nicely.
OH, YOU!

Hah. Shameless. So much for the son of the Legendary Dark Knight, eh?
haha batman joke Demitri's just upset that he doesn't have some scrawny peasant sacrifices to deliver the treasure to him.

Hey, a good rep's nice and all, but I need money if I wanna stay alive. Gotta be able to afford some pizza for dinner, y'know. Besides, I kinda got a lady in my life I owe a bunch of cash to.
You can learn all about it in my DEVIL MAY CRY© series.




WAH WAAAH!




"valkyrie can eat a dick, tho"




You have a very loose understanding of the word "open"




and other information you would intuitively know by having this thing called "a brain"
« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 10:38:45 PM by SK »
SK
Permalink  •  August 20, 2014, 07:01:48 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2014, 07:01:48 PM »

Prologue 4 - The Man the Devils Fear (Post 2 of 3)



yo what the fuck we got gameplay here











dante getin mad, wreckn shit






from what i can ascertain from these images, people are Moving






i seriously cannot believe the animations got 10 times more extravagant but the actual gameplay seems to have more or less gotten even more dull






v-... valkyrie, he said... he said its over, valkyrie! you can stop now!




you arent fit to rule Jack and Shit




O.M.G




the... fuck is that thing?


You wield a different power from ours. Are you a demon?
"are you perhaps from one of those sega franchises?"

I want to know who you are before I am comfortable welcoming you.
But... that's not how manners work, Demitri...



The Tasteful Ass Shots are still strong in this series, it seems.




seriously you have a butterfly wing and like a magical cloak and like what the fuck are you


You may call me Riemsianne La Vaes.
alright. i wont, but alright.

Well, hey, devil queen. Those other guys your henchmen?
Other guys? Why did these strangers come here with me?
well you're all sorts of help




yeah, yknow, THAT tower







this is the part where i just kinda sigh and realize i have to actually learn more lore about games i dont even know or care about

Hey, uh, Cyrille? I'm glad we tracked her down in time...but where are we?
Forget about that, Toma. You know what we have to do here before anything else.
Yeah, yeah. Man, I hate when you're so bossy like that. It makes me wanna--
I can hear you, Toma!

and we have a pair of real winners over here, too



If you haven't figured it out yet, she's the villain.

and she has no pants

And you, Toma and Cyrille. Soon, both of your precious Holy Swords will be mine!
I'm never giving you the Shining Force!

Yeah, th- ...oh, wait, the fuck, Shining Force!?

I said, they will be mine! Hee hee! Then I'll rule this world's demons, too.
What business do you have, butting in here with that ridiculous nonsense!?

You said the 'D' word, now you got his attention again!






hey its arthur

You are Arthur, yes? The Knight of Silver?
Indeed. It has been quite a while, Valkyrie. Imagine meeting you here of all places! Color me very surprised! And I remember some of you others, too. This warping of dimensions is so tiring.

You recognize someone else besides Demitri? Does that mean we can consider MvC canon to this universe!? Time to update the tvtropes page!

Arthur? Ah, yes. From that land of ghosts and goblins.
SUBTLE NAMEDROP

Well, wonderful! How nice to have one of the original Devil Hunters with us.
Oh? A fellow knight? Your power seems familiar to me. ...Hmm?

Wait... then what was he-...ergh, forget it.

Sparda? No. Wait... you must be!
Pretty sharp, I see. Yep, I'm his son, Dante.

You could say his... name is... Dante...



The Writer Of This Game






Perfectly Normal





fuck all context forever!!

Pathetic, Toma! Why would you ever rely on these complete strangers?
"The best plan is to make enemies with everyone"



Coming In Part 4-3: We might actually engage in a second battle within this chapter! Maybe! Stay tuned!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 10:39:01 PM by SK »
SK
Permalink  •  August 20, 2014, 08:54:50 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2014, 08:54:50 PM »

Prologue 4 - The Man the Devils Fear (Post 3 of 3)



Generic Brand Succubus




"Except they will forget! Because they won't be able to think! Because they'll be dead!"




Don't ever believe me when I complain about there being too much dialogue; I'd much rather talk over that than try to figure out how to comment on the world's most monotonous RPG.




that one tumblr image of a nerd being stuffed into a locker.jpg





Project X Zone, you should probably not be reminding me of other, better strategy RPGs i could be playing right now









I am not yet privileged enough to experience the joys of TIGER PANCAKES




...is... is that your way of hitting on the succubus?




Fun things are fun, I guess!





yeah. great. thats good. good job valky.





and somewhere, a proud SJW's blood starts to boil




Just Defend!




yeah not quite sure i get this new shield mechanic but, yknow, whatever you can do to drag this ordeal out, i suppose!




Chapter 4 Gameplay In Summation


Hmm, I see. I'm starting to get more and more curious about this.
"Having my shit kicked in is interesting!"

If I could obtain the power strewn across all of these worlds, then perhaps...
You decided this was possible based on what, exactly? I do suppose a bunch of these video games have power-granting mcguffins in them...

Riemsianne! I thought you were after the Shining Force!
Listen, girl, I don't want you getting any funny ideas, now.







Ahaha, oh man, that was pretty funny!

Geh. Any ideas, Demitri?
This force... It's the same as when Riemsianne first showed up.
So you think they all went back to where they came from?
I can only hope so.

oh, ya, prob, sure. easiest villain we ever had to deal with!

Hmph. I'm going back to my castle. I see no point being further involved here.
then why did you even come to begin with

That's nobility for you. No backbone whatsoever. Anyway, Valkyrie, I think I'm gonna head back to my office.



Well, thanks for pointing it out, I guess?





Stability doesn't pay the bills, lady!

And that's Prologue Chapter 4! Golly!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 10:41:23 PM by SK »
Permalink  •  August 20, 2014, 09:05:19 PM
Re: Project X Zone
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2014, 09:05:19 PM »




fuck all context forever!!

And I didn't even miss anything here. He seriously just loses his armor between lines of text. There's not even a sound effect (there is a very slight screen shake though).
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