From somewhere, a package...

I commend the postlady for not saying the words "Package Funk" out loud when I went to pick this up.

This is a big 'un! Roughly 3 by 12 Rises!!! That is a lot of Rises!!

This is what I saw when I cracked this bad boy open. 10 oats if you can guess which game the yellow instruction manual with the Rareware symbol on it goes to.

The first thing out the box was what appears to be the instructions for a laminating machine? We're off to a great start.

It's all too much for poor Rise.
Next I found out what they used the laminator on!

A CG from Katawa Shoujo with my bird and a ghostly chef AC-DC Krem photoshopped in, signed by the artists. Bidding starts at ten thousand dollars.

Next up we've got the funnies page from a newspaper! Let's check 'em out and get our chuckle on.

Uhhh

That's right. Not a paper from last week, or last month, or even last year. Rick sent me the funny papers from
nearly a decade ago
Evidently it was printed back when wheelbarrows were first discovered.

Next up: Some manner of badass dragon toy?
The predator looms over its prey. The prey, in turn, freezes in fear, accepting its morbid fate....Wait a minute. Enhance.

ENHANCE

WHY IS THERE A FACE COMING OUT OF HIS TAIL
Upon closer inspection, it turns out this thing is some kind of transformer?

This is the most I could get it to look like a human robot dude though.

"Let's put third, wimpy arm on the back there for good measure"

Recent evidence suggests that the beast may have, at one point, been part vehicle. However, at this point, the remaing wheels are simply vestigial.

Then we've got this badass super huge skull jersey!

Edit: Extremely Badass super huge skull jersey.

Speaking of badasses, this dude suddenly made an appearance.
And it looks like he brought some gear with him!

This is a man who is ready to hit the open road and ruin some small child's day

Looks like he took part of the Rainbow Road with him...

Greenbrier International is an extremely sketchy company without a website that peddles garbage to dollar stores across the world, apparently.

I can FEEL the POWER COURSING through my VEINS

A 3DS lanyard! When I first heard about the 3DS, the 3D seemed like the coolest part, but nowadays I rarely use it! :conwayshrug:

I completely called this.

Greetings From Scenic Plastic Tree Jungle

Munchkin Bookmarks! Not really sure why a card game needs bookmarks though(???)

Whoops! Almost skipped some of this garbage.
Thanks again, Rick.


Time to get my fuckin game ON...

FFIII felt kind of heavy so I cracked it open and discovered a
50+ page instruction booklet. It's not even one of the ones with like 3 different languages, either.

The logo for former dev studio Rockstar Vancouver of Bully and Max Payne 3 fame! And underneath is

a photo taken at lesser known studio Rockstar Detroit of Paper Mario fame

A Logitech install disk from 2002! I don't recognize either of these programs but it looks like Windows 7 wasn't supported or even existant at the time, so guess I'm SOL here!

A tie! I can only guess who contributed this one. This is actually the first tie I've ever owned because I am a tiny childe
