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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 04:09:54 PM
E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« on: June 02, 2015, 04:09:54 PM »

 scrowfunk: just make an e3 thread for everyone to post predictions and for me to give full breakdowns of all the conferences while i marathon them

Predictions Go :kermit:

(Schedule added. ~Soap)

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« Last Edit: June 02, 2015, 04:21:26 PM by Lolicon Jon »

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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 04:19:14 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2015, 04:19:14 PM »

Calling it: Nintendo announces Roy, Ryu, Inkling, and the top 20 characters from the online ballot as DLC for Smash
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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 04:24:08 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2015, 04:24:08 PM »

Calling it: Nintendo announces... Inkling... for Smash

plz god yes, this is all i would want besides snake's return
Spoiler for Hidden:
I know he won't happen but let me dream

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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 04:25:43 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2015, 04:25:43 PM »

More VR games get announced, maybe, I hope??
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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2015, 04:44:33 PM »

Alright here's my Hot Take

Bethesda
Fallout 4 trailer that looks suspiciously like Skyrim with guns
Doom 4 trailer looks suspiciously like a huge piece of garbage

Microsoft
The Battletoads Reboot That No One Asked For, complete with its own mini series airing only on Xbox Live
Crossbuy/play for Windows/Xbox :pray:
3 indistinguishable FPS games with a lot of clearly-not-in-engine NPCs turning back to yell at the camera
Footage from the new Platinum game that Kamiya introduced on stage last year

EA
Sport's
Battlefield?

Ubisoft
who cares

Sony
METAL GEAR RISING 2
New Car-looking game
No mention of Vita
30 minutes of bullshit indie titles
Bloodborne DLC trailer
Persona 5 release date or so help me God,
Maybe the MGS5 edition PS4 gets a stateside release

Nintendo
Star Fox U
Animal Crossing U
NEW AMIIBOS!!!!
Cell phone games! Maybe 3D Picross on phones?
New Paper Mario that continues the trend and is somehow worse than Sticker Star
Ace Attorney 6 US release. Please. Pretty please. :(

Square Enix
Mobile garbage
Deus Ex 4
FF15 release date/Steam release
KH3/FF16 teaser
Just Cause 3

AMD Presents The PC Gaming Show
Someone wearing a VR set walks off the stage
Valve announces a first party title to launch alongside the Vive, and it's... it's...! Alien Swarm 3D! Oh my god! Hooray!

Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 04:53:58 PM
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2015, 04:53:58 PM »

Face Raiders 2
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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 05:06:42 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2015, 05:06:42 PM »

Please grace us with your presence this year Kojima-sama



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Permalink  •  June 02, 2015, 06:24:57 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
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Permalink  •  June 03, 2015, 10:40:35 AM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2015, 10:40:35 AM »

I'm gonna be busy that entire week, with almost literally no time to watch this stuff. Poopers.
Permalink  •  June 03, 2015, 11:41:51 AM
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Permalink  •  June 03, 2015, 04:52:33 PM
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Permalink  •  June 16, 2015, 06:29:35 PM
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Permalink  •  June 16, 2015, 07:20:53 PM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2015, 07:20:53 PM »

Real talk: we should split into groups of three and play through Zelda: Tri Force Heroes together when it comes out.

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Permalink  •  June 18, 2015, 02:04:26 AM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2015, 02:04:26 AM »

E3 2015 Recap:

Bethesda:
*Doom 4 premiere trailer
  -Honest to God looked like Duke Nukem Forever
  -Several times during each fight, the action stopped so the Doom Man could do a 10 second Fatality on the monsters
   +-Evidently there is still someone at id/Bethesda with a shred of decency left in them because he didn't say one-liners during those fatalities

*Fallout
  -They spent 10 minutes talking about an iphone case that comes with the $120 special edition of the game.
  -It was suggested that you wear it when you play and use it to interact with the menu
  -This is what it looks like


Microsoft:
*Showed a trailer for a controller interchangeable pieces
  -The controller costs $150

*Announced backwards compatibility with 360 games. This is a list of games they there are launching this feature with



EA
*EA started the show by announcing that they were closing with a Starwars Battlefront trailer. Every single time there was a lull in the show, a huge graphic appeared at the bottom of the screen appeared with a countdown to the Starwars Battlefront trailer.

*EA brought out an indie dev affectionately referred to as Trembling Man to talk about his adorable heartfelt game that clearly meant a lot, personally, to him. This is how his segment ended: https://youtu.be/9Sr0XF091Ds?t=1400

*In order to demonstrate that their NBA face mapping tech now supported Black People, EA brought The Hoop Gawd out on stage and did a live demo. @ThaHoopGawd (his account, started right before the show) has no tweets prior to E3 and I'm completely certain he is a non-entity created by EA for the purposes of this live demo.

*To promote the new FIFA game, Soccer legend Pele made incomprehensible old man noises in english for what was clearly not supposed to be that long of an interview

Ubisoft

*A cool old man with a swordcane was very excited to tell us about his game where you fight with swords

* https://youtu.be/Uoomkw6cQwo?t=3579

Sony
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY1p8ZgvqYM
 -Is anyone else bothered by the fact that a major publisher, let alone SONY, devoted E3 time to a Kickstarter?
  +Are there so many Shut Up And Take My Money dipshits out there that this could start to become a trend? Will we one day see an E3 (or an E3-like event) that's nothing but crowdfunding pitches?

*This is the last E3 before Sony ships Morpheus (their VR system). They spent roughly 2 minutes talking about it. They spent longer talking about Spotify integration immediately afterwards

*Konami burned its bridges with Hideo so there was no one to present the new trailer for Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain, which I am increasingly convinced will be the last game worth playing ever. This isn't particularly funny. I'm just pointing out the fact that you might not have seen the trailer. Go watch the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0W3xRgr70E

*Only tangentially related but Konami hired a guy to dress as Big Boss and perform CQC moves on attendees



* https://vine.co/v/ee0bv2ZrpXL

Nintendo
*Nintendo Muppets

*Reggie got insanely brutally destroyed at Smash Brothers

*Metroid Prime Blast Ball

*Two Animal Crossing games were shown. One is Happy Home Decorator for 3DS and the other was... a Wii U game? That's right! Animal Crossing Amiibo Amigos, a party game that requires amiibos for each character. Animal Crossing on Wii U, at long last.

*They were REALLY banking on Zelda coming out this year

Square-Enix
*The Metal Gear Rising Revengeance people are working on a sequel to Nier

*I don't remember anything else from this

*FF15 wasn't there somehow

* http://www.vg247.com/2015/06/17/final-fantasy-7-director-says-please-look-forward-to-crossdressing-cloud-in-the-gritty-remake/

AMD Presents The PC Gaming Show Powered By PC Gamer
*PC Gaming is dead
*This was terrible
*Instead of watching this one I just watched the Giant Bomb Day 1 recap in one monitor while this playlist was playing in another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6uNvQich8g&feature=youtu.be&list=PLC80E87CFFE1D1F88&t=25
*I'm Solo
*I'm Han Solo
*I'm Han Solo
*I'm Han Solo, Solo

E3 Rating: 3 out of 3 E's as always
« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 12:32:00 PM by Scrow Funk »

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Permalink  •  June 18, 2015, 02:10:28 AM
Re: E3 2015 thread that no one asked for
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2015, 02:10:28 AM »

*A cool old man with a swordcane was very excited to tell us about his game where you fight with swords

Forgot to mention that he is also the Red Steel guy. The man loves swords.

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