
This is a bad photograph of a worse sweater. You'll get a better look later.

Inside the sweater is...

Amazing. You've outdone yourself with this one, Rick. I want to find a time to actually use this.

Here's the "better" look I promised. It feels weird and is covered in glitter.

Here's a, um, whatever this is.

I also found this in the sweater. Unfortunately, it has a chip missing and a big crack down the side, so I won't be using this. Bummer!

nimrod. nimrod.

nimrod. nimrod. nimrod. nimrod. nimrod. nimrod. nimrod. nimrod.

A fairy wand to go with the wings earlier. Trying to assemble the whole costume I guess?

This apron's a little small for me. Too bad I don't work at McDonald's anymore though!
Sorry my arm hair is in such disarray!

I don't have a good way to stream SNES on actual hardware, so I'll have to find a way to emulate this later and make a video for you.

This thing is... really thin. I'll open it up later.
Me and you, and you and me
No matter how they tossed the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together
I've never shopped at PA before! I guess that's not something we have around here. Or it is and I've never noticed.

When you gotta blow eight motherfuckers out.

Um... whoopie!

I've never been a Rayman dude but this is pretty cool actually.

This is... wait. Who is this?

It doesn't say on the back. I guess this guy is just a nameless eXtreme fighter!

There are no batteries in this, but judging by the packaging it freed itself from during shipping, it probably sounds pretty generic.

I guess this goes with the hat from earlier.


This is pretty cool. Too bad it's plastic though... might not handle coffee that well!

An air horn. I tried it out and it's just a regular air horn, not the funny MLG kind.

Well, I bet these look great with damn near anything!



Again with the teeth!

I guess I'll have to profile some criminals later!

Trendy.

A... foot of some kind?

Turns out it's the lid for this bird pen thing.

Eight hats to go with the eight blowouts from before.

These are the premium fingerboards for kids who had money. The rest of us used paper ones.

a lion

And a sparkly talking fish! I guess I'll put batteries in this thing.
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That's it for now. I'll post more detailed looks at some of the stuff another day.
Overall, this was a
very shitty PACKAGE! I'll definitely be throwing a lot of this away after I get my kicks out of it, just because I have no use for it and nowhere good to put it.
Gonna be keeping the fish if it works, though. That's too dumb not to keep.
Thanks, friends!