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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
Alright let's do this shits


Very nite


Alright, I remember something about getting some medicine for some stupid thing.


Looks like it's just down and left.


It's a nice night!


A'ight.


I thought Akuma was a Slowpoke, not a Lapras...


Route Fotie.


You have to warm up before going into the water. That's basic.
Thanks for the tip!


Swimmer :simon:!


Yeah. About that.


Constrict isn't a good move.


Thundershock was pretty much the move of the day.


I... uh... what?


Considered dodging this bitch but figured I might as well build levels.


I'm hanging on to a sea Pokemon!


Why do they come to me to die?


I think her first Pokemon was a Staryu and it actually managed to damage me


So I brought in SIDEKICK to finish up.


Lemonaaaaaade


Okay um how about you get away from me you creep


Really, you know how it goes by now


Didn't expect this, though.


The battle I forgot to screenshot wasn't bad, though.


Aaaaand I don't think we need to play this scene again.


You sure did.


This happened. Lost two poke balls before I said fuck it and made that fucker die.


What


Nope


Sonic Boom kind of sucks anyway.


etc


Relevant to my interests.


:hellyeah:


Alright!


I mean LOOK at it


I think we can go there later!


Excuse my lady but your ! is in my face. plz to remove it.


...:pokemon:.


I'll be honest with you, I didn't expect a Psyduck.


It died in a battle I apparently forgot to screenshot. This Goldeen died in a battle I remembered to screenshot.


See?


One day it will be a true triforce. When do Magnemites evolve, anyway?


See those islands that are blocked by whirlpools? There just has to be a secret!
Spoiler for Hidden:
It's Lugia


Ooh, haven't seen that one before


And, uh, oops.


I use a shitload of Lemonade in this update!


Oh ow ow ow


Justice is eventually served
What's the secret to your strength?
Megadik


Cute.


And, obviously, futile. Also oh look I'm running out of Thundershock.


Rather than using an Ether, I switch in SIDEKICK to the front line. Its tale will be chronicled in the next post!

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
Actually I expected that whoever was after me was going to do it. I should probably have done it to level various parts of the party before doing Falkner (or, rather, done it and left Falkner to the next person), but I wanted to be living on the edge.

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
We're skipping Sprout Tower. We're hardcore secquence breakers. Just like those Metrode guys.

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
No. Like I said, I leveled the Onix up to 9 because I was looking at the wrong table and thought level 9 would get me a move that would be good to have for what I wanted to do. It didn't, so I said "fuck that" and stopped. Seriously, level 12? Remember, it's traded, so that's both boosted EXP for it and higher probability for it to not listen. If it had been used normally it would have been level 12 before we got the Hive Badge anyway.

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
No, they were the same in GSC, but raised to 9 for Pidgey and 13 for Pidgeotto in HG/SS.

And yeah my plan was to get Rock Throw and easily ruin Falkner's shit with that. That didn't happen because I was looking at the wrong generation of Onix on Bulbapedia. But this way it became an exciting battle! Though mud slap would probably have ruined my shit anyway.

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
Aaaaand here's the save file. Goes in the same folder as the game.

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

We head back into Violet City, plan in hand. Also Bellsprout.


Fuck off, PRZCUREBERRY.


The plan.


And remember that you can't change the nickname of traded Pokemon :evil:


Sure.


Bye!


Excellent!


A level 5 Onix named ROCKY holding a bitter berry. This guy will be key!


So we head back.


Oh no reality is breaking down


Damn straight it isn't, motherfucker


Traded Pokemon get boosted EXP gain. This allows ROCKY to go to level 6 from a single level 7 Pidgey!


See?

However, I find that level 5 is not enough. I am not ready for Falkner yet.


Let's go heal, and let's go train.


:!!!: :!!!: :!!!: :weedle:

WHAT DO WE FIND IF NOT ANOTHER WEEDLE


Oh god, this is bad. Another tackle and it's going to die.


I try anyway.


I try again, and somehow I have no screenshots of me throwing like 5 balls at it but it breaking free all the time.


Likewise, I seem to have no screenshots of the Bellsprout that vine whipped Rocky to death.


Oh my god.


We get a better health to try with... and... and...


GENTLEMEN.


Like we here at The Daily POS doesn't already know everything about :weedle:!


Naturally.


We have a full team now, but we're not ready yet!


A short training montage later, ROCKY grows to level 9 and...

...doesn't learn Rock Throw.

Because I was looking at the Generation V moveset table.

Goddamnit, Kenny, why are you such an idiot.


I decide to fucking go for it anyway. A full team, with a rock-type and a level 12 Chikorita with Razor Leaf, what could go wrong?
(he says, knowing full well two grass-types and a bug-type, as well as two severely under-leveled normal types, are enough cause to worry)


"People say you can clip flying-type Pokemon's wings with a jolt of electricity... I won't allow such insults to bird Pokemon! I'll show you the real power of the magnificent bird Pokemon!"


I put ODDISH in front to just kind of smash the Pidgey, and save ROCKY's HP.


Not sure what I was worried about, it went down easily. And level!


I wasn't worried at this point.


There's a screenshot or two missing here. I really thought I had taken them. I switched in ROCKY. Pidgeotto started mudslapping me, which wasn't only super effective, but lowered accuracy. Got hits in. Switched in Oddish. Got smacked around. Switched in BIOSPARK to meatshield.


That went poorly.


Switched in SOAPRMAN just so I could throw a potion to ODDISH.


I'm sorry, Soap! It'll never happen again!


At this point, ROCKY's accuracy has been destroyed to the point where he's not worth using anymore. Razor Leaf might not be very effective, but it deals damage and seemed to have a high chance to hit even with lowered accuracy.


Some healing and praying later, I emerge victorious.


In retrospect, I should have done Sprout Tower instead of the gym to build levels. Oops!


"...Darn! My dad's cherished bird Pokemon... All right. Take this. It's the official POKEMON LEAGUE ZEPHYRBADGE."


get! Raises attack power, lets us use FLASH, etc.

We also get TM31!


Maybe something we can use!


I was planning on ending the update right after stepping outside the gym, but then I get a phonecall! And it's not that silly Joey this time!


Maybe I could...


...but maybe I could leave that to the next person! Good god I promise that my future parts will be much much much shorter. Sorry for this being so long.

BADGES:

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Amazing!


We head up and find this guy!


Well, I wanted a Bellsprout, but...


Alrighte!


Still need some EXP on this guy.


And maybe this guy.


And fuck your type advantage.


Well, that worked out!


You're not a Bellsprout!


You're also not a Bellsprout! It was then I figured out there's no actual wild Bellsprouts in Sprout Tower. Oops!


But I learned where to find them!


You're not a Bellsprout.


You're not a Bellsprout, but you'r a funny-looking little thing.


He does this like three times.


But in the end, it goes home with me.


Right!


It's a red round thing! Not angry enough, though.


This is what we'll go with.


We draw ever closer to :furretavatar:.


A few stupid encounters later, this happens! Finally!


Alright, let's just-


Oh ow ow ow potion time


Much better!


Heart of the cards! Can't kill it!


Perfect!


We actually don't care about this.


I have a good reason for this.


What now?


Fuck off, Joey.

He's ready to battle at route 30, though, if anyone wants to take him up on that.

Well, I think this post is running long now. Should be just one more post!

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Good for you.


Bug catcher :don:


He lives to get a few hits in! Oh my god! How will this end?


...like this, of course.


We advance!


What fun critters await us at route 31?


More Ledybas. I fought a bunch I didn't screenshot as well.


"If Pokemon could light it up, I'd explore it."


It sure is a cave. And dark. And I'm sure there's a million fucking Zubats in there and I really don't feel like dealing with that.


Free stuff!


"I walked too far today looking for Pokemon. My feet hurt and I'm sleepy... If I were a wild Pokemon, I'd be easy to catch... ...Zzzz..."
Are you really sure you're not a Snorlax?


Fuck off, BITTER BERRY.


Oh joy.


...oh, yeah, they're not healed yet. ODDISH, my trust is in you!


This guy actually has four Pokemon! How will this go?


Two level 2 Caterpies fall like they're nothing.


But then!


Oh god ow ow ow


OW OW OW


Phew!


I'm legitimately glad he didn't have two Weedles.


Yay!


Next time you should maybe not have three level 2 Caterpies in your team!


All better.


Oh, hey, nice.


Lots of grass!


Fuck off.


I think we've reached the end of the route!


How the fuck would I have done that when I entered from the east and Sprout Tower is to the west?


First stop in Violet City!


Alright, now to figure out what to do.


Pff, I'm a Pokemon expert already.


This looks relevant to our interests.


I decide to give it a shot! After all, I have three Pokemon!


And this guy only has one! How bad could it be?


...oh fuck fuck fuck


Fuck fuck fuck


Despite working with the worst starter I somehow get through that but dear gods I'll have to do a tactical retreat for now.


Thanks, Joy!


Oh for fuck's sake.

"Yo, DAISY! How're you doing? This is JOEY, got a minute?"
(No)
"How are your Pokemon doing? My RATTATA's raring to go, just like always. It's the only one I have. I'm going to become a great trainer with it!"
(Yeah sure)
"Oh yeah, I saw a wild LEDYBA! I thought about going for it, but I decided to work with my one-and-only right to the extreme end."
(What does that even mean)
"All right. Later!"

I let him get my phone number why?

Okay, let's see. I'm too weak to take down a Flying-type gym right now. Flying is strong against Grass.

Hmm.


A plan is formed. It requires a Bellsprout.


And I thought I knew just where to find one.

(To Be Continue)

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »

Better do this so BIOSPARK doesn't die!


Gotta put some EXP on him, so he goes in front.


This sounds familiar!


Fuck off, BERRY.


Oh my god!


Oh my! It's a...


Another fuckin' Pidgey, but I wanted to give EXP to BIOSPARK!


Oops.


Good thing I gave him that berry!


It gets down to low red HP and for some reason I decide to catch it.


Why did I do this again? There's better FLY slaves out there.


I could do this. But that would fit better for when we get a Murkrow.


I come up with nothing so eventually I name it POXNOR as a joke.


This happens. I half wanted to catch a Ledyba but they never landed at catch-friendly HP.


My team doesn't feel all that well! I need a Pokemon center!


Well, this is a thing.


He goes on to say nothing of value.


Fuck off, PSNCUREBERRY.


:!!!: :!!!: :!!!: :weedle:


Alright, now you drop your HP to...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:cry:

Weedle encounter rate on Route 31 in Silver: 30%
Weedle encounter rate on Route 31 in Crystal: 5%
:shakeafist:


Saddened by the lost Weedle, Daisy and Oddish forges on, and take out their anger on a Ledyba, which makes Oddish level up!


Statistics!


...oh for fuck's sake I've walked in a circle


Up and left, got it.


:!!!:


"...more Pokemon. Wait! You look weak! Come on, let's battle!"


Them's fighting words. Weak? Me?


And it's not just any trainer!


Send out what?


Oh look. It's a Rattata.


As if.


"...order to battle better? No! I'm sticking with this one no matter what!"
After taking a terrible trainer decision, Joey tries putting on the smooth moves.


um how about no you creep


Oh. Well. Uh.
> Yes
No


I'll come to regret this later, I just know it.


That's how it works.


Funny how you look identical to Joey.


Haha... hahahhaha.... hahahhaha.


Scenes of unnecessary yet hilarious violence against Pokemon of a far lower level cut out.


I honestly find it improbable that you ever won anything in your entire life.


'kay


...the abyss will stare back at you.


You're not Weedle, therefore you die.


Yay!


Goddamnit.

More of this guy in the next post!

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Yo Check This Out / Re: Pokémon Crystal Version Collabfest
« on: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM »
Pokemon Crystal the Imagefest part two
Wherein Daisy makes an ass out of herself.


(04:47:02) (@KennyMan666) Whelp I'll do this in the morn'

And as we can see, it's clearly MORN now.


This is what Soap left us off with!


This is where Soap left us off!


I quickly realize I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing, but left looks like a good suggestion.


Route 29, always a solid choice.


I missed to screenshot it but this guy goes !


"How many :pokemon: have you caught? Would you like me to show you how to catch :pokemon:?"
Yes
> No
"Oh. Fine, then. Anyway, if you want to catch :pokemon:, you have to walk a lot."

Thanks for the advice! We totally already know how to catch :pokemon:, as you will see in this update, so I told him to fuck off!


I have not traveled far before my first random encounter! What is it? What will we battle?


...wait...


Oh my god. Oh my god yes.

I know what to do.


Two tackles from ODDISH later, this is a perfect situation.


Go!


C'mon c'mon c'mon...


Yes! Our first :pokemon:!


Thank you, Pokedex!


Yes. A thousand times yes.


The only choice.


Jumping off ledges is fun!


Too bad it's not emo so it would be already gone by now!


Oh fuck you ledge.


We'll have to go around.


And through some grass!


Oh hey! It's a... it's a...


Fuckin' Pidgey.


Boring story short, one razor leaf.


Why me?


This is relevant to my interests.


...the basket or else Daisy gets the hose again.


The route is pretty uneventful, and then I found a house.


Noone in the house really says anything of any value.


The fourth wall is weak with this one. I kill a Pidgey on the way.


Fuck off, BERRY.


Oh look, a city!


Let's stock up a little.


This guy might possibly be important later.


Especially the Krem badge.


"What's an evolution?" - Andy


Gotta make sure to stay healed.


Click here for FREE* :pokemon:


Okay, that's enough for one post, will type up another! Right now!

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The Posting Range / Re: Avatars
« on: July 29, 2012, 03:45:26 PM »
It's a good avatar!

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Can I Get a Gamer "Hell Yeah"? / Re: what is the berst final fantasy?
« on: July 29, 2012, 02:48:32 PM »
Chrono Trigger is the best Final Fantasy.

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Dungins and Durgins / Re: "let the games begin"
« on: July 29, 2012, 02:12:36 PM »
TotP Friends.

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The Posting Range / Re: Avatars
« on: July 29, 2012, 02:06:41 PM »
I believe in not changing a winning concept.

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