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Junk Heap / And now, I choose to recite a list
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- next week
- a lot of money
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Can I Get a Gamer "Hell Yeah"? / Which game are you most excited for in 2019?
« on: January 16, 2019, 06:24:26 PM »
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Junk Heap / petition for soap to change his forum name to "blungus kong"
« on: November 29, 2015, 09:52:49 PM »
- Gamma "underscore" Metroid
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The Posting Range / "post what you think my desktop should be" megathread, not the "post your deskto
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:21:10 PM »
send in your favorite
- memes
- cat pictures
- animes
- deviantart
- cool pictures of your pets
- pictures of games
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Yo Check This Out / [Imagefest] The Laptop
« on: September 13, 2014, 12:12:51 PM »
You may remember a few months ago I made a thread asking about what new computer I should get, since the one I had been using is now over ten years old. Well, just the other day, the new laptop arrived, so I thought it would be fitting to document it with a good old imagefest packagefest laptopfest.
the package
ah yes, my favorite chinese street name, "first avenue"
the implement
just in case you were wondering, it's 14,703 cubic centimeters. I guess this is useful information for UPS trucks?
it's not easy being green :kermit.gif:
hey, this isn't a laptop!
of course, the old false bottom ruse
in the top part of the box was just this manual and some cords. I still haven't read it
man, I need to buy a crate key for this?? the microtransactions these days are just out of control
"batteries not included"
just kidding! also note that this battery is only for children over the age of 57
ghost laptop :o
the big reveale
paleblue dot
fun fact: I actually never figured out how these worked until I got this. I always thought you were supposed to just lightly touch it and I wondered how anyone was supposed to use it when it went that slowly.
anyway, let's see if the battery came with any charge
that's a good sign!
jeez, when did windows become an rpg with character customization?
at this point I noticed that there is no light that comes on when caps lock is activated! it'll get you if you aren't paying attention!
which one of these was used as the actual name of the computer?? guess correctly and you could win FREE IPAD*
uhh... well, if you insist...
don't forget it, ya dummy
and we've finally made it past the tutorial level of this game!
and of course the first thing to be done after connecting to the internet
wow look at all the new posts since I've been computerless!
next time on POS, post your favorite internet meme in this thread for me to use as my desktop!
the package
ah yes, my favorite chinese street name, "first avenue"
the implement
just in case you were wondering, it's 14,703 cubic centimeters. I guess this is useful information for UPS trucks?
it's not easy being green :kermit.gif:
hey, this isn't a laptop!
of course, the old false bottom ruse
in the top part of the box was just this manual and some cords. I still haven't read it
man, I need to buy a crate key for this?? the microtransactions these days are just out of control
"batteries not included"
just kidding! also note that this battery is only for children over the age of 57
ghost laptop :o
the big reveale
pale
fun fact: I actually never figured out how these worked until I got this. I always thought you were supposed to just lightly touch it and I wondered how anyone was supposed to use it when it went that slowly.
anyway, let's see if the battery came with any charge
that's a good sign!
jeez, when did windows become an rpg with character customization?
at this point I noticed that there is no light that comes on when caps lock is activated! it'll get you if you aren't paying attention!
which one of these was used as the actual name of the computer?? guess correctly and you could win FREE IPAD*
uhh... well, if you insist...
don't forget it, ya dummy
and we've finally made it past the tutorial level of this game!
and of course the first thing to be done after connecting to the internet
wow look at all the new posts since I've been computerless!
next time on POS, post your favorite internet meme in this thread for me to use as my desktop!
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Junk Heap / ATTN SPATULATER
« on: June 05, 2014, 11:35:17 PM »
it has come to my attention that today is your birthday
so
BRITHDAY
so
BRITHDAY
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The Posting Range / Time for an upgrade
« on: April 08, 2014, 08:07:14 PM »
Well, it's finally reached that time. Windows XP has gone the way of the Compy 386, which means I either need to get a new computer or run the risk of becoming a spambot account. 
Since recently I've only had the use of my own ten-year-old machine and school computers, I think you folks would be helpful in orienting me in the world of new computers and OSes. I am almost definitely going to get a laptop, and I want something that can at least run some programs made in the last few years, but it doesn't need to be able to run seven instances of TF2 at once or minecraft with a 4218736523 resolution HD hyper realistic texture pack. But enough so that I can actually play games with yall biscuitheads once in a while.
I will want a new pair of headphones as well, but again they don't need to be quadruple stereo surround sound virtual reality headsets, just... decent. If that kind of qualification isn't specific enough for you, I'll just pick something out myself. I'm not going to put up with you. Jerk.
But any suggestions/experiences/personal narratives would be greatly appreciated!
Since recently I've only had the use of my own ten-year-old machine and school computers, I think you folks would be helpful in orienting me in the world of new computers and OSes. I am almost definitely going to get a laptop, and I want something that can at least run some programs made in the last few years, but it doesn't need to be able to run seven instances of TF2 at once or minecraft with a 4218736523 resolution HD hyper realistic texture pack. But enough so that I can actually play games with yall biscuitheads once in a while.
I will want a new pair of headphones as well, but again they don't need to be quadruple stereo surround sound virtual reality headsets, just... decent. If that kind of qualification isn't specific enough for you, I'll just pick something out myself. I'm not going to put up with you. Jerk.
But any suggestions/experiences/personal narratives would be greatly appreciated!