This is the only category? => Junk Heap => Topic started by: Soaprman on May 17, 2015, 05:07:25 PM

Title: test post
Post by: Soaprman on May 17, 2015, 05:07:25 PM
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/tron.png) How am I supposed to concentrate on my work with all this stuff happening? Don't you get how I feel, Servbot #1?!
Yes, Miss Tron! Now that rocket you're building will be even more delayed.
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/tron.png) You guys go and figure out the source of that energy response. Got it?
Aye-aye, Miss Tron!
Miss Tron! We've tracked down the energy source!
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Soaprman on May 17, 2015, 05:08:06 PM
second test post

fuck bitches
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Soaprman on May 20, 2015, 07:10:20 PM
so I don't have to load that giant-ass thread to see one of my imagefest posts

Prologue 5 - Dead Re-Rising (Post 1 of ?)


Today's story begins with Rikiya Busujima from the hit game "Zombie Revenge" talking with some Chinese girl from some game I don't remember.


It's Wiki time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UDS

Alright, none of those make sense. According to the in-game Crosspedia, it's a top-secret plan to use the undead for military purposes.

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/rikiya.png) Well, U.D.S. would up getting stopped just before it went into full service. Unfortunately, some of its, uh, "products" got leaked out to the black market.

In other words, zombies.

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/rikiya.png) That's why you're here, isn't it? Because you're trying to catch them?

You betcha! Gotta complete that pokédex Crosspedia for Professor Oak the viewers at home!

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/rikiya.png) Your name's Chun-Li, right? Agent for Interpol?
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/chunli.png) ...It is.
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/rikiya.png) I was expecting you, but I wasn't expecting the San Francisco PD.

I don't see any police departments around here, mister!


This dude appears on the scene.

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/chunli.png) Just try not to cause any damage until I'm done here, okay, Mr. Dynamite?
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/bruno.png) Aw, can't you drop that already? My name's Bruno Delinger, you know.

The "my name's Bruno Delinger" sentence is a little awkward. Like, when someone calls you some name, you don't respond by telling them both your first and last name! Oh well, anything to keep the viewers at home informed!

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/rikiya.png) The cop who's caused $14 billion in damage, eh? You're bad luck, I'd say.
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/bruno.png) Hey, look, as long as we don't run into any trouble, everything's fine, okay?!

I'm a little curious about the backstory there, actually. Must be something from the game he's from (which is called "Dynamite Cop", by the way).


They decide to give the ship a look-around.


And look who they've run into!


"I'm gonna punch that doofy hat right off her head."

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/bruno.png) Huh. Some sorta monster? That's kinda outside my area of expertise.

What is this guy's area of expertise anyway?


I know that's what I'd turn myself into if I had senjutsu abilities, too.

(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/chunli.png) True, but you still aren't a human being any longer, exactly. But if a Dark Hunter like you is aboard, Hsien-Ko, then that must mean...

The politically correct term is "Dark Stalker", actually...



(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/bruno.png) So some freaks from that U.D.S. thing or whatever were smuggled on here?
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/hsienko.png) No, not that. Something from the Makai world, maybe? I don't know yet.
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/chunli.png) Makai?! W-What do you...
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/rikiya.png) Guys, we better drop the topic for now. Something's wrong with this boat. You feel it?
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/bruno.png) Mm? Not really. It is kind of quiet, though.
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/hsienko.png) Yeah, you're right! Like, right now, I think we're the only ones on this ship.


(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/hsienko.png) The cameraman who was with me just disappeared! I was looking for him, but...
(http://thedailypos.org/content/imagefests/pxz/facesofevil/chunli.png) Cameraman? We better start searching this ship.

Time to give the ship a second full inspection!
Title: Re: test post
Post by: KarmaPolice on May 21, 2015, 10:49:19 AM
The website is still kind of messed up for me in Chrome help
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Soaprman on May 21, 2015, 11:37:16 AM
I see what you mean. I'll fix it tonight.
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Rick on May 21, 2015, 03:16:02 PM
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Soaprman on May 21, 2015, 03:31:34 PM
Rick I checked while was home for lunch and I couldn't get the thing in your picture to happen. What fucking flintstone-ass pterodactyl-beak-on-stone browser do you use?
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Rick on May 21, 2015, 04:59:18 PM
Chrome.  Its still doing it but Im not sure why  it was fine before the tinkering
Title: Re: test post
Post by: Soaprman on May 21, 2015, 05:00:36 PM
Never mind, I left a whoopsies in the code. It's better now. :(9):

Wait I only fixed part of it. Shit. :(9):

Actually it's good. I forgot to refresh. :(9):